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Why I'm Quitting the Cannons

2009-10-18T17:42:37-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 35, Words: 113,605, Reviews: 324 Updated: 10-18-09 Published: 10-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry is fed up with stress and fed up with being famous. He had hoped joining the Cannons might let him relax and have a little less fame, but no such luck. Now, he's officially called his retirement from Quidditch. Chapter 35 up!

In the Closet

2009-01-31T13:49:33-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 18,589, Reviews: 60 Updated: 1-31-09 Published: 5-28-07
Status: In-Progress

While Dairine and Roshaun continue spending more and more time together trying to sort out Wellakh's drought problem and new government structure, Nita and Kit are ready to find a new project now that the Pullulus is gone. Sequel to A Rescue of Sorts, Ch5

Can I Keep Him?

2007-07-08T19:59:01-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Neville L. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 17, Words: 47,969, Reviews: 129 Updated: 7-8-07 Published: 9-12-05
Status: In-Progress

“Can I keep him?” Mrs. Weasley simply stared, looking between her daughter and the young man standing in front of the fireplace, dripping wet. Ginny looked imploringly at her mother. “My Gran is dead. Just for a little while. Please?” Chap 17

A Rescue of Sorts

2007-05-26T19:03:38-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 15, Words: 44,095, Reviews: 202 Updated: 5-26-07 Published: 10-14-05
Status: Complete

COMPLETE Story picks up on the heels of Wizards at War. Now that she knows he's alive, Dairine is determined to find Roshaun. When she finds him, she brings him back home to his parents on Wellakh. Eventual DairineRoshaun pairing. Chapter 15 posted.

Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadow

2006-06-13T21:39:01-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 38, Words: 74,917, Reviews: 94 Updated: 6-13-06 Published: 9-1-03
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER 38 NOW UP! This is a sequel to Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch. Renata. Ron's got a new extracurricular activity. Battle Ends. Was one bee's life enough to save the world? What will happen? Does our hero survive? What happened to Harry?

Drowned?

2006-05-08T21:13:11-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Frodo B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,137, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-8-06 Published: 5-7-06
Status: Complete

Frodo's parents drowned when he was a child. Some say Drogo's weight sunk the boat. Others say one was pushed in and the other was pulled in as they went down. Others simply can't imagine why a Baggins would look for a wife in Buckland. Part 2 of 2.

You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This

2006-01-31T20:19:03-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,469, Reviews: 32 Published: 1-31-06
Status: Complete

During a summer wedding reception Ron and Hermione kiss, but Ron can't let his emotions get caught up if it was an accident. 1shot. RWHG HBP compliant. SongficYou Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This by Toby Keith.

Artemis Fowl 5: No Title Necessary

2005-09-19T20:07:24-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Holly S. & Trouble K.
Chapters: 18, Words: 34,328, Reviews: 215 Updated: 9-19-05 Published: 2-28-04
Status: In-Progress

This one is back underground with our favorite fairies. Holly and Trouble are married of course and Holly's her spunky old self. Now, who'd be so stupid as to put Holly in charge of another kid? Right, the LEP. Ch 18! Sorry about the long wait! My fifth A

We Were Here

2005-09-05T14:32:02-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,938, Reviews: 140 Updated: 9-5-05 Published: 3-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Ron rolled under Harry's bed, trying to help the others locate Trevor. Harry, you'd better come see this. What is it? Your dad was here. Part 3 posted.

Switched

2005-08-12T01:10:04-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 32, Words: 103,378, Reviews: 1036 Updated: 8-12-05 Published: 3-5-04
Status: Complete

Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE

Telling

2005-07-28T22:37:56-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,258, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

James has made a big decision in his life, but before he talks to Lily, he wants his best friend's approval first. Lousy summary and title. Selfchallenge, described inside. Nonslash.

Day Off

2005-07-13T01:10:39-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,849, Reviews: 26 Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Harry's at Grimmauld Place, alone for the summer with Remus, Snape, and Molly. The poor boy has been brooding and depresed for weeks and Remus decides it's high time that the BoyWhoLived got a day off, with or without approval from the old man at the top

General Lee

2005-02-19T11:03:42-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,687, Reviews: 30 Published: 2-19-05
Status: In-Progress

As Regulus battles one of the biggest decisions of his life, he meets up with Sirius, who he hasn't seen in two years. Title explained inside. 1-shot.

Offers

2005-01-12T23:43:19-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,199, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-12-05
Status: Complete

Missing Scene Fic. Hermione got asked to the Yule Ball, what was she thinking? Were Krum and Neville the only ones who saw her as a girl? No ships. Companion to "Spark of Gryffindor Courage" but can be read alone. COMPLETE

Harry Potter 6

2004-12-29T15:19:56-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 74, Words: 136,308, Reviews: 800 Updated: 12-29-04 Published: 8-10-03
Status: In-Progress

In Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, Luna is a major character but I'm not sure if she's going to be a romance character for him or not (OotP Spoilers) Chapter 74! A plan in action. Long chapter.

A Spark of Gryffindor Courage

2004-11-28T15:27:16-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Neville L. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,306, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-28-04
Status: Complete

Neville gets ready to ask Hermione to the Yule Ball. When that fails, he asks Ginny. What's he thinking? This mousy Gryffindor has some spunk after all. 1shot, missing scene fic, a Neville story.

Duckies

2004-11-25T12:45:54-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 994, Reviews: 33 Published: 11-25-04
Status: Complete

All the teachers are gathered together after finding out that it was a false alarm and there were no intruders. This is what they discuss and wear! while the students are waiting in sleeping bags in the Great Hall. 1shot. Companion piece to Footies.

The Fashion Choices of Miss Evans

2004-10-24T22:10:16-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 19,830, Reviews: 384 Updated: 10-24-04 Published: 3-20-04
Status: Complete

Lily and James get into a fight in the common room and James accuses her of never wearing anything girlsih. Where does it lead? COMPLETE

Conversations with a Hat

2004-09-05T03:02:04-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,228, Reviews: 525 Updated: 9-5-04 Published: 2-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Have you ever wondered about what goes on between the ickle-firstie on the stool and the Sorting Hat? How much do the first years influence their placement? Or was Harry a special case? What could have possessed the Hat to put people where he put them?

The BrideToBe That Wasn'tToBe

2004-07-08T12:03:43-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,277, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-8-04
Status: Complete

What was Mary Jane thinking the night before her wedding to John? What made her change her mind and run after Peter? What was in the letter she left for her husbandtobe? These are Mary Jane Watson's thoughts during the last night before she was supposed

Rivalry

2004-07-04T10:46:45-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/General
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 787, Reviews: 26 Published: 7-4-04
Status: In-Progress

The two who know Hogwarts and its students best have a little chat to discuss the thousand year old rivalry between Gryffindor and Slytherin. 1-shot.

Footies

2004-06-08T15:43:13-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,231, Reviews: 69 Published: 6-8-04
Status: Complete

Have you ever wondered what various Potter characters wear for pajamas? Well, everyone is called down to the Great Hall in the middle of the night. Who's the kid walking around in footypajamas? What's that stuff on Pansy's face? Why is Neville blushing?

Why Don't I Kill Pan?

2004-05-20T18:11:33-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-20-04
Status: Complete

Hook sees Pan get away. In fact, he let's him get away. Why? He ponders that. 1shot. I don't know if this really fits either catagory I put it in, but read it anyway. It'll only take a minute or two. If you like it, review please.

Not For Me

2004-05-19T21:52:07-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 843, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Peter sees Wendy, Michael, John, and the Lost Boys preparing to leave Neverland and wonders if it's time for him to go to. But Wendy says something to keep him there and remind him of who he is.

Big News

2004-05-14T20:15:38-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 29 Published: 5-14-04
Status: Complete

Lily and Remus are friends, friends with a bond of the deepest kind. Remus has some big news he needs to tell Lily. He just got his first date and needs some advice. Companion to Prefect Duty. UPLARS!

Prefect Duties

2004-05-12T20:12:19-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 27 Published: 5-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Lily and Remus were Prefects together. There must be more to the story than that. This is a side of Remus and Lily you don't see much. Happy and having fun together, Remus and Lily finish up their patrol duty for the night. (platonic, 5th year) UPLARS!

Mama, Tell Me the Story

2004-04-29T21:30:30-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,455, Reviews: 89 Updated: 4-29-04 Published: 4-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Hermione is in the kitchen fixing dinner & her daughter asks to hear the story of her parents' first kiss. Hermione remembers the first time they kissed. Is the story worth telling? You bet it is! Very funny and awkward. Dedicated to all bad first kisses!

Enough

2004-04-11T14:13:05-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,900, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-11-04
Status: Complete

Harry's well-meaning friends try to give him advice for surviving the summer. They tell him to stay out of trouble, keep busy, and remember that it's okay to cry. Harry decides that the best way to follow their advice is to find a distraction. COMPLETE

Tonks Watch

2004-03-12T12:44:59-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: N. Tonks & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,655, Reviews: 34 Published: 3-12-04
Status: Complete

We all know that Sirius is a cousin to Tonks's mother, Andromeda. With both Andromeda and Sirius disowned by their families, the only wizard relative Tonks has is Sirius. So when her parents go out for an evening, guess who has to be babysit her?

1 Week Left Until the Bells Ring

2004-02-28T00:16:14-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 22,405, Reviews: 45 Updated: 2-28-04 Published: 1-5-04
Status: Complete

PFA This is the the week prior to Lily and James getting married. Lily is forced to shop for dreses, the guest list must be written, invitations must be mailed. Chaos must ensue of course. This is a fun read. Chapter 6 of 6 up.

Artemis Fowl 4: I Will Never Use a Real Title

2004-02-15T13:37:03-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 21, Words: 34,025, Reviews: 195 Updated: 2-15-04 Published: 11-27-03
Status: Complete

It's an Artemis romance yes, a challenge I know, but it's not all sappy. It starts a few months after my last one left off, RR! My fourth AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.

High Stakes

2004-01-30T23:03:15-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,649, Reviews: 22 Updated: 1-30-04 Published: 12-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Okay, a sappy little Ron-Hermione fluffy ficlet. Don't you love these? What happens after a chess match with high stakes is interupted? Will they call it a draw? We're talking higher stakes than 1st Year.

A Lily in the Water

2004-01-02T14:18:41-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,380, Reviews: 56 Published: 1-2-04
Status: Complete

PFA Lily falls asleep outside by the Lake. Sirius, Remus, and James are passing by and Sirius and James both have plans for the sleeping beauty. Sirius's prank just might be going too far for once. What do you think? Is James growing up? Just maybe...

James's Bachelor Party

2003-12-30T14:56:01-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,006, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Just what it says! This is James's bachelor party. A little rowdy (boy can Sirius throw a party!) and an uninvited guest. Who's the party crasher? Snape? James's mother? or did Dumbledore just have a little too much to drink?

James's First Time,,,Changing a Diaper

2003-12-28T00:45:04-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,958, Reviews: 33 Updated: 12-28-03 Published: 12-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Well, the title says it all, doesn't it? Featuring James, baby Harry, Lily, Alice, Frank, baby Neville, Remus, Sirius, and some crying dolls. Won't this be... er... interesting? James is at home babysitting (and can't change diapers) Lily & Alice at a spa

Unable to End It

2003-12-24T18:16:36-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-24-03
Status: Complete

Not your average suicide attempt fic and not your average rescue. Just something I wrote. Harry can't take it anymore, somebody stops him and then gives him a reason to live. Not as corny as it sounds. PG for suicide attempt.

Romantic Candlelight Dinner

2003-12-21T22:32:48-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,650, Reviews: 35 Published: 12-21-03
Status: Complete

PFA Marauder Time. This is a sequel to Dirty Diapers, but it stands alone too. It's the story of how they finally got Lilly to go out with James, and their 1st kiss. 1shot. Read and review please!

Oops I Did It Again, a Ginny Story

2003-12-21T18:18:47-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-21-03
Status: In-Progress

This is Ginny?. 1-shot. It's a little angsty-romancy in the beginning but it ends really funny. I hope you like it! RR

Strangers Like Me

2003-12-20T15:10:34-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-20-03
Status: Complete

Harry is on his final train ride home from Hogwarts. Postlast fight with Voldemort written preOotP. He muses about all that's happened to him in the last 7 years and thinks about the girl sitting next to him Renata. A reflective piece.

Dirty Diapers

2003-12-18T17:30:08-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 31 Published: 12-18-03
Status: Complete

PFA This is a 1shot about Sirius. Sirius sniffed the air. He knew that smell. It was familiar in his nostrils now. He groaned. Not again! He hated changing diapers. He hated it.

Artemis Fowl 3: This Girl Can't Come Up with Title

2003-11-25T18:40:43-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Holly S.
Chapters: 15, Words: 19,227, Reviews: 71 Updated: 11-25-03 Published: 10-11-03
Status: Complete

Foaly suspects that the LEP is being bugged again, and Artemis gets to spend a little time getting to know the area around Haven. My third AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.

Beneath the Moon

2003-11-15T13:30:37-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,121, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-15-03 Published: 10-5-03
Status: Complete

This is kind of mushy. I use Renata , an OC from my fics. This is the first time they say I love you. It's kind of corny but I think it's sweet so RR if you can manage to get through this without getting a cavity from the sugar overdose.

Hermione's Dear Diary, SongFic

2003-10-10T23:40:17-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,957, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-10-03
Status: In-Progress

This is Hermione's point of view and it takes place in her first year. It's a SongFic, using Brittany Spear's song Dear Diary. It's not as awful as it sounds, or at least I hope it's not. Let me know (Read and Review) It's a Hermione-Ron ship.

Artemis Fowl 2: Another Fic Without a Proper Name

2003-10-03T21:11:59-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Holly S.
Chapters: 15, Words: 14,174, Reviews: 53 Updated: 10-3-03 Published: 9-7-03
Status: Complete

Arty is forced to take a vacation, Holly is reassigned to litter duty in Disneyland Paris, and Councilwoman Vinyaya gets to see just how tough Holly has it. My second AF Fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.

Artemis Fowl 1: The Fic Still In Need of a Name

2003-09-07T16:44:38-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Holly S.
Chapters: 20, Words: 29,110, Reviews: 26 Updated: 9-7-03 Published: 8-23-03
Status: Complete

Holly's got a new assignment she's not too crazy about. And somebody actually managed to break in to the Fowl manner, I'll give you one guess as to who it is. My first AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.

Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch

2003-09-05T17:29:31-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 32, Words: 110,091, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-5-03 Published: 8-22-03
Status: In-Progress

This takes place in Harry's 6th Year. This is the sequal to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (mine that is, not Rowlings!) This is rated PG because there's some kiss scenes.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

2003-09-01T16:20:36-08:00

Author: TeenTypist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 30, Words: 163,041, Reviews: 42 Updated: 9-1-03 Published: 8-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Harry's fifth year. AU since June 21st. Harry befriends centaurs, discovers something about Phoenixes, and gets a bit of an attitude adjustment. Includes a trip to the Chamber of Secrets, St. Mungos, and a face-to-face confrontation with Voldemort. Ch 10