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Tattered Lives

2008-06-17T15:38:16-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,940, Reviews: 38 Updated: 6-17-08 Published: 4-19-08
Status: In-Progress

ChrisXWesker Yaoi. When Chris saves Wesker's life, his reason for doing so is unclear. Soon, however the two discover feelings they never knew they had. Will their new found love survive or will the the men who held Wesker captive destroy them both?

In Small Doses

2007-02-14T05:33:03-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 13, Words: 17,036, Reviews: 80 Updated: 2-14-07 Published: 7-5-04
Status: In-Progress

A collection of one shot humor based in the Resident Evil universe. Expect updates as soon as I get off my lazy butt and write them. [Story 13 is up!]

The Creepy Mansion in the Spooky Woods

2006-03-28T02:09:40-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,957, Reviews: 63 Updated: 3-28-06 Published: 3-6-06
Status: In-Progress

It’s been done before…BUT I DON’T CARE! Wesker is a hair gel addict, Chris is a moron beyond comprehension, Jill has anger management issues…I take the Remake storyline, drop it in a blender,and hit puree! [Chap 7 is up]

When Sherrys Attack!

2006-02-28T02:05:51-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,820, Reviews: 26 Updated: 2-28-06 Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

What really happened on Sheena Island? Was Umbrella making Tyrants, or something far more sinister? Join Wesker, McDonalds, Spastic, and several new friends in this the sequal to Resident Evil 365!

Camp Umbrella

2006-02-16T02:06:29-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 18, Words: 36,445, Reviews: 107 Updated: 2-16-06 Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

It's BACK! Bigger! Longer! In Story Format! Join varous RE characters as they enter a world far more frightening than anything they have yet encountered...Summer Camp! [Final Chapter is up!]

Memories of Tomorrow

2006-02-10T19:15:11-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 15, Words: 41,428, Reviews: 37 Updated: 2-10-06 Published: 2-13-05
Status: Complete

Rockfort Island. Kent's twisted plan brought Alexandra here, but only she can choose how to leave. Madness, Destruction, Redemption. What path will she chose and who will she ultimately betray? [Final chapter of the Memories Trilogy]

Survivor Resident Evil Style

2006-01-22T10:49:38-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 39, Words: 73,458, Reviews: 601 Updated: 1-22-06 Published: 4-25-04
Status: Complete

Based on the hit reality show Survivor. 20 RE characters are thrown on an island together. Wesker is the host. Who will survive?

Twas the Night Before Christmas In Raccoon City

2005-12-06T15:51:18-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-6-05
Status: Complete

One shot Parody of the Chrismas poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'. From Leon's point of veiw. Again I'm feeling festive...only this time I butcher a poem...MWAHAHAHAHAHA! rated for a bit of swearing

Slappy the Big Jawed Cerberus

2005-12-06T15:47:55-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-6-05
Status: Complete

One shot song Parody of 'Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer'. Just because I'm feeling festive and I like butchering Christmas songs...hehe...

Queer Eye For the Resident Evil Guy

2005-04-27T00:32:11-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,416, Reviews: 47 Updated: 4-27-05 Published: 4-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Based on the show Queer eye for the Stragiht Guy. RE characters need a makover and we have just the team for the job. (A Wesker Chick CassSpaz Production[Chapter 4 is up]

Memories of Today

2005-02-06T16:47:37-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 24,435, Reviews: 47 Updated: 2-6-05 Published: 10-13-04
Status: Complete

After surviving Raccoon, Alexandra is relocated to an U.B.C.S. training facility. Here she will learn a bloody lesson in betrayal...Umbrella will learn just how much like Albert she truly has become... [Part two of the Memories Trilogy]

The 12 Days of a Resident Evil Christmas

2004-12-08T23:54:47-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-8-04
Status: Complete

A song parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas as sung by the entire RE cast. Just because I'm feeling festive!

Memories of Yesterday

2004-10-10T17:26:57-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 23,868, Reviews: 37 Updated: 10-10-04 Published: 4-24-04
Status: Complete

Alexandra has worked for Umbrella for 4 years. She is about to be thrown into a situation she has worked her entire career to prevent. Can Albert's baby sister survive Raccoon City's final hours? [Part one of the Memories Trilogy]

Resident Evil 365: The Final Insult!

2004-09-11T02:40:48-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,488, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-11-04 Published: 8-3-04
Status: Complete

I bet you think you know what happend after the Spencer Incident...Well, you're wrong. Wesker was still in Raccoon, along with a few new freinds...Meet the survivors of 'Coon City... Cowirtten with Dimitri Chavez

Wesker Went Up to Umbrella

2004-06-19T17:38:08-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-19-04
Status: Complete

One shot song parody of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" as sung by Leon, Hunk, and Wesker.

Bye Bye Mr Wesker Guy

2004-06-19T15:29:20-08:00

Author: Wesker Chick
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-19-04
Status: Complete

A one shot song parody as sung by the Surviving members of S.T.A.R.S.