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The Inappropriate Touch

2009-01-12T03:23:29-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

Lolly's answer to the controversial Nessie and Jacob relationship, to the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."

Air is Running Out, Muse Style

2008-11-08T08:31:44-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-8-08
Status: Complete

Bella is sleeping angelically. Edward gazes with adoration. She's so lovely, so sweet, so..... what the hell is that smell?

Coyote Cullens

2008-11-02T09:04:19-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-2-08
Status: Complete

HOT DAMN. Ever wondered what Jasper, Ed, Emmett and Carlisle wear under their trousers? The results are devastating... Based off of Touj0ursPur's video of the same name. To the tune of "Can't Fight The Moonlight" from Coyote Ugly. Video up soon, homies!

The RPattz Rap, Sir Mixalot Style

2008-10-24T21:28:14-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 926, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

Oh, my, God, Rhianne, look who they cast. He’s just so crap. He looks like he’s got caterpillar eyebrows. But ya know, caterpillars are just so last year..."

Blue Hour

2008-10-09T23:01:52-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Supernatural
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 11, Words: 17,504, Reviews: 64 Updated: 10-9-08 Published: 10-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Alternate ending to Breaking Dawn. ACTUAL Volturi conflict, J/L pairing, awesome Emmett, NO RENESTARD, different circumstances of Bella's vamping...

U and Ur Pak 2Nite

2008-08-19T00:55:33-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 394, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

Bella's big b!tch out, Pink style. Also available on Youtube.

Twabba's Thank You For The Series!

2008-08-19T00:39:53-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

A song parody to the tune of ABBA'S Thank You For the Music, written with love for Stephenie and Summit Entertainment. Will post on youtube when my mic works again...

Cullen Crust

2008-06-27T05:48:51-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Elizabeth & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

Vampires get STDs too, ya know.

Which Twilight Boy is Gay?

2008-06-27T05:36:43-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward & Jacob
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 67 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly

Fire and Ice

2008-05-17T00:34:01-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 33, Words: 252,904, Reviews: 1182 Updated: 5-17-08 Published: 6-19-06
Status: In-Progress

Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?

Under the Sheets

2008-05-04T12:35:28-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 380, Reviews: 45 Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

Another Twilight parody to the tune of "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid. Bella's just bitter that Edward won't have sexy time with her. Stupid, inconsiderate vampire!

Ode to a Fanpire

2008-04-28T01:33:00-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 29 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.

Twiliator

2008-04-01T03:30:45-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,333, Reviews: 86 Updated: 4-1-08 Published: 3-21-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.

Fix You

2008-03-16T11:00:25-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

Paul will do anything to save Susannah from losing herself...

Heaven is Real

2008-03-04T07:18:12-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 366, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

Only Jesse can contemplate forever...

Paulnocchio

2008-02-09T11:25:12-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,642, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-9-08
Status: In-Progress

I'll give you a clue: It's NOT his nose... Response to the Fairytales Challenge.

A f t e r G l o w

2008-02-09T00:04:33-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 7, Words: 18,179, Reviews: 107 Updated: 2-9-08 Published: 2-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Jesse, tired of being invisible to his Susannah, makes a Faustian deal with Paul Slater: newly resurrected, Jesse has three days to make Susannah fall in love with him. But when has Paul played by the rules...even his own? "Fairytales" Writing Challenge

Moments of Weakness

2008-01-30T06:06:56-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

I should turn you away, Suze. This does me no good, letting you use me like you do. I give you fire when your heart is cold and dead. I give you compassion when you’re lonely and scared. And it’s all free. I’d do anything for you...

Testosterone Poisoning

2008-01-29T21:52:00-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 42 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

Jesse and Paul, once again battling for Suze's love...and crotch. And when it's on, it's ON.

The Beast is Everywhere

2007-11-08T22:33:13-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Lord of the Flies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,746, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-8-07
Status: Complete

After returning home, Ralph and Jack both write diaries about what happened on the island...and all the terrible things they did...

Do It With Paul Slater

2007-01-08T00:54:38-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 29 Published: 1-8-07
Status: Complete

ALL THE REASONS WHY WE WANNA BOFF OUR SLATER BOY. To the tune of the Android's Do It With Madonna.

StraitJackets Only

2006-11-03T18:50:43-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 50 Published: 11-3-06
Status: In-Progress

A lollilicious collection of insanely terrifying situations in which the Mediator Characters have been thrown into. Read only if you are two French Fries short of a Happy Meal.

A True Rose

2006-09-16T01:39:14-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,812, Reviews: 78 Updated: 9-16-06 Published: 10-24-04
Status: Complete

The simple beauties of a rose. A breakaway story from Flashlight, lovingly written with JFCers supporters at heart.

F l a s h l i g h t

2006-08-16T00:24:35-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Drama
Chapters: 35, Words: 406,019, Reviews: 1779 Updated: 8-16-06 Published: 6-3-04
Status: Complete

Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]

Torrid

2006-08-03T16:13:00-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 42,767, Reviews: 318 Updated: 8-3-06 Published: 5-15-05
Status: In-Progress

After eight years since they last saw each other, an accidental meeting between the new Mrs. de Silva and Paul Slater turns into a fully fledged affair... [Sholly tagteam. Rated M for sexual content and more recently, violence.]

The Fifth Sense

2006-06-01T07:46:03-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 39, Words: 187,842, Reviews: 1075 Updated: 6-1-06 Published: 2-11-05
Status: Complete

...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]

Grandma's Chocolate Cake

2006-06-01T07:45:30-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,075, Reviews: 66 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

It's been two months since Jesse's resurrection and by golly, Suze has barely TOUCHED him since then! Now...let's change that... [Lolly's first ever lemon. Affiliated with story The Fifth Sense but it's not necessary to have read that first.]

Infected

2006-04-18T23:44:16-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,118, Reviews: 56 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

Paul is pissed off that Suze thinks Jesse is oh so perfect, so he infects Jesse with two of the Seven Deadly Sins. Unfortunately, he didn't predict the result of such a deadly combination: Lust and Wrath.

Bedtime Stories

2006-04-15T10:22:35-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,594, Reviews: 54 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

It's late, and Suze is stuck with Bedtime Story duty for her darling little Alyssa. When inspiration is running low, Suze thinks up a story that is very close to her heart...Oneshot entry for Spawn of the Mediators MCBC Contest.

ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM?

2005-12-20T04:27:56-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 363, Reviews: 49 Published: 12-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Some alternate answers to Paul's outrageous question from Twilight...more random schizophrenia. Kind of...frightening. Enjoy.

Those Pants

2005-12-20T04:15:46-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 49 Published: 12-20-05
Status: Complete

WHAT IF SUZE WAS A GUY CALLED SIMON? How would the Bedroom Scene from Haunted have gone then? God help us all... [ONESHOT]

Camp Happy Face

2005-08-15T07:38:09-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 6, Words: 24,953, Reviews: 172 Updated: 8-15-05 Published: 4-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Camp Happy Face: Place of fun, friendship and sex I MEAN, place of the delinquents. Suze and Paul's 18th17th summer. Away from normality, civilization, and Jesse. Oh, dear. [Temporarily discontinued...sob.]

Purgatory

2005-06-30T07:15:22-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,517, Reviews: 57 Published: 6-30-05
Status: Complete

...To exist, and yet to not. To want, and to not have. To love, and to not be loved. To see, and to not be seen. Or heard. Or felt... [Oneshot. A Jesse POV.]

A Little Experiment?

2005-06-20T05:26:42-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,060, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-20-05
Status: Complete

Why HIM? I have everything that he doesn't! A heartbeat, a reflection, a birthdate within the last twenty years, and a car. He has nothing. And yet he had everything. Everything I wanted...he had her. [Paul POV, oneshot]

Tennis

2005-06-17T09:34:10-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 45,841, Reviews: 349 Updated: 6-17-05 Published: 12-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Moms can be such a pain. Like forcing you to join extracurricular activities at your school. All well and good...unless the teacher is someone you hate with every fibre of your being... [Roleplay, Layley Tagteam]

Pwn'ing Kelly Prescott

2005-05-01T08:05:59-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,376, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-1-05
Status: In-Progress

CEECEE'S POV. Can't believe how wonderfully pointless this is! Yay! It's Prom night. And they're about to announce Prom King and Queen...well, lah dee dah.

The Window Was Open

2005-04-29T06:52:15-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 37 Published: 4-29-05
Status: Complete

Jesse always closed the window when Susannah fell asleep...except for now. ONE-SHOT

SHOCK!

2005-04-21T09:45:16-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,934, Reviews: 167 Updated: 4-21-05 Published: 3-2-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of Lolly's insanity. DON'T READ unless you're well on the way to losing it, yourself. Slashy humour, foot fetishes, murder-by-pillow...and Fabio. What more could you want? (Title change. Suits it better, hehe.)

Baby Powder

2005-04-17T03:34:52-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,555, Reviews: 48 Published: 4-17-05
Status: Complete

The one time Suze went into Dopey's bedroom, it reeked of baby powder. Well, now you know why...Heeheehee... [Oneshot, one of my most PRIZED stories of all time. LOL!]

A Fool's Dream

2005-04-13T21:25:36-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 40 Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

Can you love a fool, Susannah? [One Shot, Jesse's POV. Written for the JESSE POV competition on the MCBC]

Half Empty

2005-03-09T07:35:08-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 28,375, Reviews: 111 Updated: 3-9-05 Published: 6-20-04
Status: Complete

...Is the glass half full, or half empty? At the darkest hour, when CeeCee and Adam can taste death, what truths will be divulged? Near death experiences can bring out the worst in people. This is CeeCee’s story...[Finished, tagteam.]

More Powerful

2005-02-18T08:28:11-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 368, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-18-05
Status: Complete

Paul is kicked to the curb. [One Shot]

Wrong

2005-02-18T07:27:01-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,618, Reviews: 42 Published: 2-18-05
Status: Complete

Twilight's first chapter, with the twist that I wanted to happen. Hmph. My entry for the Kissing Paul Slater No.2 comp on Meg Cabot's Book Club. [One shot]

Done With You

2005-02-12T04:32:39-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-12-05
Status: Complete

I've won. Suze is mine. Um, okay. So what now? That's all I wanted, right? To win? I did that. I beat Jesse to her. I'm done with her, now... [Oneshot, Paul POV]

Lust

2005-02-03T05:07:13-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 34 Published: 2-3-05
Status: Complete

Your name escapes my wayward lips, a name I’ve often cussed. How CAN a girl not feel this way? It’s probably just lust... [Oneshot]

Sl8er Boi

2005-02-02T06:13:01-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 99 Published: 2-2-05
Status: Complete

FOR READERS OF FLASHLIGHT. The title is rather self explanatory, actually. Hehehe...result of five minutes on MSN Messenger with my penpal who said Skater rhymed with Slater...

Jesse's Scar

2005-01-25T22:45:39-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,336, Reviews: 36 Published: 1-25-05
Status: Complete

A naïve Suze wistfully daydreams, imagining how Jesse got his scar...[One Shot.]

The Confessional

2005-01-25T21:56:26-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,236, Reviews: 58 Published: 1-25-05
Status: Complete

Warning: HIGHLY SCARY. Susannah confesses something TOP secret to Monsignor Constantine... erm...well, at least she thinks its him. [Father Dom's POV, one shot]

Random Tribute

2005-01-23T02:45:08-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-23-05
Status: Complete

Song Fic. Lyrics from Tenacious D. Very scary. Very...RANDOM. Teehee, review! Happens all up in the Shadowland. Shippings? Um...SS. PGl. JSp. HAHAHA. You'll see.

Damned

2004-12-30T13:04:27-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,068, Reviews: 57 Published: 12-30-04
Status: Complete

She stopped coming to my shifter lessons. Well, I kept my promise. I stopped de Silva from dying in the first place...I just made one mistake. One fatal mistake... [ONESHOT.]

Mascara

2004-12-22T20:29:09-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-22-04
Status: Complete

I'm not crying. It's...it's just the mascara... [Oneshot]

Fate Worse Than Death

2004-12-09T03:41:26-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 22 Published: 12-9-04
Status: Complete

Alternate ending to Haunted. My entry for the Heartbreak competition on the Meg Cabot site. This is kind of sad. Aww, poor Suze. Let's all give her little fictional butt a hug... Awwwwww. [Oneshot]

Pretty Spry For a Dead Guy

2004-12-09T03:11:28-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 306, Reviews: 44 Published: 12-9-04
Status: Complete

Jesse is in love with himself...again.Disclaimed to Meg Cabot and Offspring. Song parody. Hehe...well, I think its funny. So there. Enjoy!

Cinderella, A True Story

2004-11-27T23:40:35-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 700, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-27-04
Status: Complete

This is the way it REALLY happened, folks. Disclaim the first paragraph to Roald Dahl. Ze reste es ALL MOI! MUAHAHAHA. HIGHLY SCHIZOPHRENIC

Jesse And Suze WILL Find A Way

2004-11-20T20:38:56-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,482, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-20-04
Status: Complete

My one and only theory that you'll ever read. Eww, I have a mosquito on my hand...Anyway, yeah, read. It's very inspirational. Teehee. Not an actual story, but...shut up. Love Lolly.

Sin

2004-11-15T02:14:29-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 306, Reviews: 34 Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

Lust is a traitorous thing. Jesse left, and Susannah's vulnerability is at Paul's mercy. [Poem, VERY HOT.]

Ghost of a Man

2004-11-13T22:39:55-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-13-04
Status: Complete

Days are daunting when you know your fairy tale romance will never, ever work out. Against the odds, Jesse and I will find a way. Jesse, my ghost. My one and only...my undoing...

Ode to Paulie

2004-11-08T05:24:55-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 35 Published: 11-8-04
Status: Complete

One-shot. You gotta love my pointless poetry. Here is the invincible Ode to Paulie. Nasty stuff, I tell you. A twisted, warped tribute to the hottest blue-eyed shifter around. LONG LIVE PAUL SLATER.

A Stupid, Eccentric, Freaky Poem I Wrote at 3AM

2004-10-16T13:10:27-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,700, Reviews: 52 Published: 10-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Don’t bother reading, if you're short of patience. This has no point. No beginning, middle, end. It’s not even funny. I just needed to write it. It’s so sad, and cheesy, it will leave you all braindead. I'm glad I got that off my chest. FOOLS!

Addicted

2004-09-03T03:18:25-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 21, Words: 95,318, Reviews: 431 Updated: 9-3-04 Published: 3-8-04
Status: In-Progress

SEQUEL TO TWISTED WORLD. Jesse's gone. Suze is alone and falls prey to a new threat. A murderous Paul Slater is back, darkly addicted to his obsession: Suze. He'll win her even if it means killing her. Oh and then there's the vampire thing... [Hiatus]

20 Things I Hate About You

2004-08-29T02:13:32-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 62 Published: 8-29-04
Status: Complete

A series of twenty things that Suze can't stand about Jesse...idea taken from 10 Things I Hate About You. Haha, 10 wasn't enough for The Lollster! [One Shot]

Possessed

2004-08-13T08:07:30-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,448, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-13-04
Status: Complete

When Jesse leaves, Suze learns what it's truly like to kiss Paul Slater... Oooh, that sounded corny. My bad. Lolly's response to the Kissing Paul Slater competition on the Meg Cabot site. [Oneshot]

Behind Blue Eyes

2004-07-09T22:32:41-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-9-04
Status: Complete

HA! You gotta read this! One-shot songfic, I guarantee you'll like it! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. A Paul POV. Disclaimer: To Meg Cabot and Limp Bizkit. Now, READ AND REVIEW!

Seven and Deadly

2004-04-19T10:05:53-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,504, Reviews: 57 Updated: 4-19-04 Published: 4-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Behind one of the doors lurked something that Suze wasn't expecting. Something that turned her and six others into reflections of the Seven Deadly Sins... Lust, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, envy... and pride. They're destructive, unstoppable... [HIATUS]

Hate to Love

2004-04-17T22:41:06-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-17-04
Status: Complete

Susie, when you gonna learn? ...Touch the fire, and it burns..." Dark songfic by Paul. Reflects on his relationship with her, taken out of story Addicted. One-shot... "Love to hate you, hate to love you..."

Twisted World

2004-03-06T18:27:34-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 18, Words: 78,911, Reviews: 330 Updated: 3-6-04 Published: 12-27-03
Status: Complete

What if Paul was the ghost that haunted Suze's bedroom, still his sleazy, sly self? What if Jesse was alive and a powerful shifter? Would sparks still fly between him and Suze? And how far would Paul go to get what he wants...? [Sequel: Addicted]

A Secret Revealed

2003-12-25T05:01:59-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 17, Words: 26,160, Reviews: 66 Updated: 12-25-03 Published: 8-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Four strange ghosts have visited Suze, but they don't want her help. But their presence isn't just a case of not moving on. Oh, no, it's a case that's put Suze's life in jeopardy as she tries to solve an ancient Egyptian mystery in time. [Kill me]

Get out Jesse, and never come back

2003-12-19T01:06:47-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 26, Words: 42,471, Reviews: 144 Updated: 12-19-03 Published: 9-4-03
Status: Complete

My Jesse is cursed. It's all Paul’s fault, so he can’t BLAME me for accidentally killing him. But now we’re stuck in a horrific hell, trying to get life back. What's Paul hiding? I'm against the clock to get Jesse back before it's too late. [Finished]

Rapungo

2003-12-17T01:57:06-08:00

Author: Lollasaurus Rex
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-17-03
Status: Complete

One-shot fractured fairytale. An insane man, living in a nut house shares his "Rapunzel" story, of having the longest armpit hair in the world. Very funny, please RR