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Leave It to Beavers

2007-07-30T17:15:42-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,193, Reviews: 35 Updated: 7-30-07 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.

Strange Alliances

2006-11-20T17:42:20-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Silmarillion
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 44, Words: 89,956, Reviews: 469 Updated: 11-20-06 Published: 8-13-05
Status: In-Progress

A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?

Only a Scratch

2006-11-07T17:08:21-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Erestor & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,568, Reviews: 61 Published: 11-7-06
Status: Complete

Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.

Curse of the Elf and Ranger

2006-08-15T05:50:52-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Elrond & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,501, Reviews: 33 Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...

Wyze Lies

2006-08-14T12:32:41-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Erestor & Glorfindel
Chapters: 6, Words: 22,202, Reviews: 68 Updated: 8-14-06 Published: 6-20-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.

Therapy

2006-04-01T09:39:55-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,948, Reviews: 44 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'

Among the Mumakil

2006-01-02T06:29:07-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Glorfindel & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,200, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.

Happy Hunting

2005-10-08T09:30:36-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,787, Reviews: 68 Published: 10-8-05
Status: Complete

Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.

Concluding Negotiations

2005-09-21T17:08:36-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-21-05
Status: Complete

What led kind, noble, honorable Aragorn to randomly decapitate the Mouth of Sauron? Aragorn’s thoughts in those fateful moments. 100 words.

Red Ink

2005-06-21T08:15:04-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Glorfindel & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,629, Reviews: 51 Published: 6-21-05
Status: Complete

Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.

The Great Balrog Conspiracy

2005-06-21T08:09:04-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,371, Reviews: 51 Published: 6-21-05
Status: Complete

What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.

All About Elrond

2005-04-23T07:48:13-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Elrond & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,211, Reviews: 53 Published: 4-23-05
Status: Complete

Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.

Traditional Recipes for Disaster

2005-04-19T19:38:52-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Glorfindel & Erestor
Chapters: 14, Words: 36,135, Reviews: 279 Updated: 4-19-05 Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.

Harold

2005-04-06T14:12:50-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Glorfindel & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 865, Reviews: 69 Published: 4-6-05
Status: Complete

A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.

Valentine's Day

2005-02-14T04:05:59-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,908, Reviews: 44 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'

Pass the Palantir

2004-12-20T15:44:50-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Peregrin T. & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 36 Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

AU in Poetic Form. Moviebased. While wrestling with the Palantir, Aragorn accidentally drops it on Pippin’s head. Warning: Some violence and character death.

Times of Trial

2004-11-18T16:53:29-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 61 Published: 11-18-04
Status: Complete

There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.

Death

2004-11-08T14:07:29-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Arwen U. & Glorfindel
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,473, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-8-04
Status: Complete

After her pledge to Aragorn, Arwen seeks to understand the consequence of her choice. Glorfindel makes an appearance.

Diversions

2004-10-16T07:19:16-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 693, Reviews: 108 Published: 10-16-04
Status: Complete

Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.

Entombed!

2004-09-04T17:46:57-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,951, Reviews: 59 Published: 9-4-04
Status: Complete

Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.

Snow and the Seven Environmentalists

2004-08-20T10:48:12-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,023, Reviews: 35 Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

Erestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.

One

2004-08-02T18:26:42-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 954, Reviews: 72 Published: 8-2-04
Status: Complete

Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.

Celeborn's Club

2004-07-22T14:19:34-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,907, Reviews: 136 Updated: 7-22-04 Published: 3-6-04
Status: Complete

What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE

Grima's Grisly Mistake

2004-06-23T06:47:44-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Grima W. & Saruman
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 34 Published: 6-23-04
Status: Complete

AU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?

Estel's Happy Childhood

2004-06-17T09:16:10-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,604, Reviews: 63 Published: 6-17-04
Status: Complete

Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.

Celeborn Runs Away

2004-06-15T09:15:10-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Galadriel & Haldir
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,096, Reviews: 45 Published: 6-15-04
Status: Complete

Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.

Of Elf Princes and Mortal Men

2004-06-11T09:30:24-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,177, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-11-04
Status: Complete

Legolas tries to tell Eldarion about the adventures he had with the boy's father, but soon runs into difficulties. And Bergil isn't helping.

Looking for Work

2004-06-09T18:44:45-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,971, Reviews: 33 Published: 6-9-04
Status: Complete

A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.

Dilemma

2004-05-22T12:39:24-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,100, Reviews: 32 Published: 5-22-04
Status: Complete

While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.

Trapped in an Elevator

2004-05-19T17:10:36-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Erestor & Legolas
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,477, Reviews: 60 Updated: 5-19-04 Published: 5-13-04
Status: Complete

A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!

The Coffee Plot

2004-04-29T16:29:54-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elrond & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,485, Reviews: 48 Published: 4-29-04
Status: Complete

A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.

Return of the Ranger

2004-04-20T16:00:35-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Elrond & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 66 Published: 4-20-04
Status: Complete

Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06

One Fiery Day

2004-04-14T16:54:10-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Glorfindel & Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,824, Reviews: 35 Published: 4-14-04
Status: Complete

Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.

Just Like Old Times

2004-03-29T14:06:49-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,782, Reviews: 44 Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

The Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.

Aragorn's Average Adventure

2004-03-26T17:04:04-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,314, Reviews: 82 Published: 3-26-04
Status: Complete

A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.

Kiss

2004-02-21T06:15:48-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Tragedy
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 29 Published: 2-21-04
Status: Complete

A more sinister look at Mirkwood, MarySues... and Legolas.

Gimli's First Axe

2004-02-07T08:53:20-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Gimli
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-7-04
Status: Complete

Gimli recieves his first axe. A very short story, written a while ago.

Two Burdens

2004-02-05T14:17:17-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Frodo B. & Samwise G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-5-04
Status: Complete

Frodo stumbles through Mordor, no longer truly himself. He can only see two things, and neither of them are Sam... Edited

The Legolas Story

2004-02-04T04:50:16-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,678, Reviews: 84 Published: 2-4-04
Status: Complete

The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.

Both Fang and Fire

2004-02-02T14:09:08-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Glorfindel & Erestor
Chapters: 10, Words: 17,530, Reviews: 104 Updated: 2-2-04 Published: 12-5-03
Status: Complete

A dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.

Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep

2003-11-26T06:37:28-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eomer
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 36 Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.

Frond's Marvelous Misadventures

2003-11-24T09:33:12-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Aragorn & Glorfindel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,915, Reviews: 43 Published: 11-24-03
Status: Complete

Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.

Finding Faramir

2003-11-14T09:43:33-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,546, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-14-03
Status: Complete

When Faramir disappears, thirteen year old Boromir, haunted by memories from the past, goes to look for him.

Chaos in the Kitchen

2003-10-31T12:27:35-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Glorfindel & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,354, Reviews: 34 Published: 10-31-03
Status: Complete

Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.

A Course in Facial Contortions

2003-10-27T08:49:57-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,574, Reviews: 43 Published: 10-27-03
Status: Complete

Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06

Elf Up a Tree

2003-10-04T12:00:09-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Elrond & Glorfindel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 38 Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.

Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter

2003-09-18T05:36:15-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-18-03
Status: Complete

Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.

Faramir and the Never Ending Story

2003-09-17T15:44:18-08:00

Author: Erestor
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Faramir & Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 590, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-17-03
Status: Complete

Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.