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Nobody Loves Peter

2007-10-11T07:47:42-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,930, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

You’re an exploding man that happens to be everyone’s bitch. When people aren’t throwing you off buildings then they lecture you. Some even torture you. So stop whining Peter, no one’s listening.

That's Gotta Hurt

2007-10-08T12:02:31-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Peter P. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,881, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

On a rainy day stuck in the Petrelli mansion, Claire and her uncle Peter decide to liven things up and test their limits by trying to kill themselves repeatedly. You can imagine that the rest of the family doesn’t exactly appreciate their jovial sentiment

Nathan Exits Stage Right

2007-10-03T11:21:55-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Horror
Pairing: Nathan P. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,546, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

In the Alternate Future, Nathan sits ill and lonely in the Oval Office. Not even a president can evade the virus attacking his system. He gains some hope when his estranged brother shows up, so it’s just a shame then that Peter isn’t all what he seems.

Let My Spirit Carry Me

2007-10-01T16:33:26-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Nathan P. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,840, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-1-07
Status: Complete

Peter and Hiro decide to take an afternoon off from their mission to save the world. Unfortunately for Nathan that means he has to take an afternoon off too.

How Cartman Stole Christmas

2007-09-06T17:05:25-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Kyle B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 25,726, Reviews: 63 Updated: 9-6-07 Published: 2-9-07
Status: In-Progress

It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE

Nothing Compares

2007-08-19T16:11:18-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Kyle B. & Stan M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,053, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-19-07
Status: Complete

His fingers traced over the shadow of Stan. “When we are dead and gone nobody will care about these pictures. No one will remember how happy we were. How much it all meant.” How much he meant to me…

The Oedipus Complex

2007-08-16T05:07:23-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Kenny M. & Eric Cartman
Chapters: 13, Words: 59,862, Reviews: 103 Updated: 8-16-07 Published: 8-7-06
Status: In-Progress

After being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendy

Most Loyal, Most Faithful

2007-05-22T15:57:22-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,911, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-22-07
Status: Complete

“I don’t trust you, Snape, as you very well know!” Does Bella still have a reason to distrust Snape, even when he returns exalted for his actions in the lightning struck tower? And can Snape even trust himself?

Harry Potter and the Campside Angst

2007-05-09T12:09:35-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,426, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-9-07
Status: Complete

The Potter characters fear the mighty stroke of JK Rowling’s pen and debate who may die in book 7. And Voldemort finally gets a well deserved slap in the face.

More Than You Know

2007-03-18T17:02:09-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Butters S. & Eric Cartman
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,052, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-18-07
Status: Complete

His only lifeline in the middle of the picket fence nightmare had been Butters, but even that could never last.

Little Blue Eyes

2007-01-23T12:01:43-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke S. & Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,209, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

The young Farmboy's first meeting with someone who will shape his entire life and a Dark Lord's reflection.

You and Your Sorcerer's Ways

2007-01-23T11:40:27-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,418, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

An early encounter during the Clone Wars between the soontobe Admiral Motti and the Jedi quite happy to put him in his place.

Kyle's Anatomy

2007-01-16T13:59:50-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kyle B. & Stan M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,573, Reviews: 50 Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.

Keeping Your Enemies Close

2007-01-04T07:22:00-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,728, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-4-07
Status: In-Progress

They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. And Eric Cartman will have to get close if he wants Kyle to learn his lesson. MATURE!

Miracle on Stan's Street

2006-12-21T16:27:11-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,699, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

When Stan cannot feel the spirit of the season, a certain Jewish friend takes him on a Christmas adventure he will never forget.

Mercenary Games

2006-12-06T02:51:25-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Christophe & Gregory
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,437, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

After being injured on a mission, the Mole finds it hard to accept some of the aspects of his best friend and Gregory simply cannot understand why Christophe seems to hate him.

The Irish Had It Right

2006-10-04T15:11:59-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyle B. & Stan M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,492, Reviews: 32 Published: 10-4-06
Status: Complete

Courtesy of Cszemis and BroflovskiFan. See Stan drink. See Kyle drink. See Stan and Kyle cope with drinking.

101 Pairings and then some

2006-09-12T08:52:35-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,325, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-12-06
Status: In-Progress

A series of one shots about the outings or dates between our favourite South Park pairings i.e. Cartman x Wendy, Stan x Kyle etc. In this story Eric Cartman conquers his fears to save Wendy. Please Review

Alderaan Lullaby

2006-08-08T08:19:44-08:00

Author: Cszemis
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Leia O. & Han S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,086, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Mourning for her beloved Alderaan, Princess Leia receives a beautiful gift from the smuggler she despises. Post ANH