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Later, Who Knows

2009-05-22T16:07:15-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,600, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-22-09
Status: Complete

Monstrous Regiment. Polly can't sleep, Mal is scandalous, together they discuss politics. PollyxMal, MalxOCs.

Bones Skin Hair Flesh Blood

2009-05-10T10:37:03-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,940, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Monstrous Regiment. Mal repents, with varying degrees of success. The past is revisited and, in some cases, resurrected. Battles are fought. All in order to find home in the end. PollyxMal, MalxOC.

A Second Pair Of Boots

2009-05-02T08:56:57-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,585, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Monstrous Regiment. Watch our neurotic twosome as they do their darndest to honour a wedding invitation. Trees are climbed in the process. PollyxMal, ShuftixPaul.

Let Them Drop Dead

2009-03-27T15:26:03-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,371, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

Monstrous Regiment. Of all the battles, one has got to be the last. Mal, Polly, OCs.

Pippi erklärt den Krieg

2007-10-12T16:12:25-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Misc. Books
Language: German, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,186, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-12-07
Status: Complete

[Pippi Langstrumpf] Pippi, Annika, zaghafter Femslash. Alle Beteiligten sind erwachsen und vernünftig, Schweden ist neutral, der Mond ist ein Käse, und weitere Unklarheiten.

Staub

2007-07-31T02:31:17-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: German, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,022, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

[Weiberregiment] Nach dem Krieg soll Betty ihren Freiheitsbegriff der Realität anpassen. Die freundliche Dystopie von nebenan, mit den Gaststars Father Jupe und Polly und evtl. Maladict.

Dust

2007-05-20T22:45:52-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 934, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

[Monstrous Regiment] After the war, Betty examines her freedom. Your friendly neighbourhood dystopia, also starring Father Jupe and Polly.

There'll Be Children

2007-02-04T14:42:18-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,928, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-4-07 Published: 8-4-06
Status: Complete

[Monstrous Regiment] Polly, Mal, and the absence of a proper birthday party. Angst angst angst and a few bad jokes. PollyxMal.

Purged

2006-12-08T23:58:00-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Fingersmith
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

Sarah Waters' Fingersmith Maud is eloquent. Sue is silent. 200 words.

To Pieces

2006-12-01T10:45:27-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

[Monstrous Regiment, Thief of Time] One can learn how to deal with the unbearable. Ahahaha. MalxSusan, MalxPolly.

Plogviehze, Baby

2006-10-12T13:05:13-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 15, Words: 76,871, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-12-06 Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

[Monstrous Regiment] Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.

Dehydriert

2006-10-04T16:44:06-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: German, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,359, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-4-06
Status: Complete

[Weiberregiment] Mal hegt und pflegt Mordgedanken, Polly sucht den springenden Punkt, und Strappi ist in seinem hilflosen Groll bedauernswert und doch unsympathisch. Oneshot.

Für Morgen

2006-08-14T06:03:52-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: German, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,763, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

[Weiberregiment] Polly hat Geburtstag. Die Umstände sind suboptimal. DEATH DOOM DESPAIR und eine Handvoll schlechter Witze. PollyxMal

Because They Were So Keen

2006-05-29T13:04:55-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,249, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

[Monstrous Regiment] Cheers to you, Private Bloodsucker. Oneshot. Strappi, Mal, Polly.

Now, Then

2006-04-25T15:15:09-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-25-06
Status: Complete

[Monstrous Regiment]. Mal is haunted. Polly throws things. Angst angst angst. MalxPolly, MalxOCs.

Schachmatt

2006-04-14T17:05:56-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: German, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,701, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-14-06 Published: 4-15-04
Status: Complete

Sparrow erwacht in einem fremden Bett. Er hätte gern seine Kleidung zurück, dankeschön. Und seine Würde, was das betrifft. Novelle über das Überleben.

Coffee To Go

2005-06-07T00:54:20-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: German, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,953, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-7-05 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

Lily verlebt sehr betuliche Ferien. Dann bekommt sie Besuch, und zu ihrer großen Zerknirschung ändert sich an der Betulichkeit nicht viel. Außer manches.

Yoko Ono

2004-07-25T06:34:38-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: German, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,293, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-25-04
Status: Complete

Sommer. Lily fühlt sich umzingelt von hellblau gestrichenen Kinderzimmern, quietschgelben Gummienten und Einweckgläsern mit Bügelverschluss und sie würde sterben für eine Zigarette, nur eigentlich nicht wirklich. Give peace a chance.

A Nice English Custom

2004-05-01T15:10:19-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,134, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-1-04
Status: Complete

Features: Jack, Anamaria, a dog, and a somewhat unlucky soldier of the Royal Navy. Oneshot. Desperately tries to be slash and fails.

Immer an den Plan halten

2004-02-28T04:39:20-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: German, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,023, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-28-04 Published: 2-24-04
Status: Complete

Heute mal kein Tiefseetauchen in der menschlichen Psyche, nein: diese Geschichte ist im Wesentlichen nett. Jack sitzt in der Zelle und da will er gerne wieder raus. Und Moral war ohnehin noch nie so seins.

Liliacea

2003-09-19T12:22:50-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Angst
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 82,147, Reviews: 59 Updated: 9-19-03 Published: 2-26-01
Status: Complete

Lily and the others are searching for mind expansion, a certain founder isn't as dead as she ought to be, and just about everyone has to suffer at some point... R for violence, suicide, self abuse. Contains femslash.

Liliacea, German version

2003-02-22T03:34:16-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: German, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Angst
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 13, Words: 105,291, Reviews: 76 Updated: 2-22-03 Published: 9-7-01
Status: Complete

Die Siebziger: die Zahl der Menschen mit den schwarzen Kutten und der zweifelhaften Ideologie steigt, Voldemort ist auf dem Weg zur Macht. Na, dann werdet mal erwachsen.

Was niemand wirklich wissen wollte

2002-02-18T06:25:19-08:00

Author: The Divine Comedian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: German, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,301, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-18-02
Status: Complete

Ähm. Eine neue Schülerin kommt nach Hogwarts und versucht gar nicht erst, ihr MarySueSein zu verbergen, Snape küsst die neue DADALehrerin und auch Draco hat eine mysteriöse Wandlung durchgemacht...