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The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship

2009-11-08T09:01:17-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Lord of the Rings and Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 48, Words: 104,128, Reviews: 527 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 6-15-06
Status: In-Progress

NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?

Bull and Boar

2009-11-08T09:00:29-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Jimmy H.
Chapters: 29, Words: 42,844, Reviews: 93 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 10-7-07
Status: In-Progress

It’s a new school year… And a new problem. The cliques are at peace, but a new threat comes from another school a few towns over. The students of Boarprice Academy are starting trouble for Bullworth students, and pranks are turning much more serious…

The Cross

2009-10-20T18:09:59-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Harry Potter and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 15, Words: 25,068, Reviews: 125 Updated: 10-20-09 Published: 7-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Yet another Harry Potter/Naruto crossover. A group of young ninja are sent to Hogwarts to discreetly protect the student body the year following Voldemort’s return. Wizards, witches and toads… Oh my... Okay, yeah, that was too cliché.

They’re Doing What?

2009-08-25T13:23:48-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Demonata
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bec M. & Dervish G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-25-09
Status: Complete

CRACK. Involves slash. If you don't like that, then don't read it. Bec asks Dervish a question.

Two Blondes, a Bar and a Night at Home

2009-08-05T07:03:11-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Kira I. & Yylfordt G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,869, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-5-09
Status: Complete

Crack!Pairing, LIGHT on the romance. Okay, two blondes walk into a bar, one gets sloshed, they go home together, and actually don’t have sex- Wait, not a joke?

Life

2009-07-04T20:40:45-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Grand Theft Auto and Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Tommy V. & Jimmy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,810, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-4-09
Status: Complete

Sequel-ish to Tenacity, Future set. Jimmy loses the only parent who cared about him.

Bullworth Roses

2009-07-04T20:37:42-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Bully and Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,538, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-4-09 Published: 6-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Rule of Rose-Bully crossover Short snippets on the girls from Rule of Rose interacting with the students of Bullworth. Somewhat AU side-story to Bull and Boar.

Missing

2009-07-04T20:37:00-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Jennifer & Diana
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,589, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-4-09
Status: Complete

With all the grown-ups gone, they were all alone.

Malice

2009-04-28T17:37:12-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Diana
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

Part 4 of 4. Diana manipulates her fellow orphans, and comes out on top. As always.

It Burns Me Still

2009-04-28T17:35:52-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fatal Frame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,387, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

A year later, Mio still feels the sting of Mayu’s absence.

Neutral

2009-04-28T17:34:45-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Eleanor & Jennifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

Part 3 of 4. Where has her Bird of Happiness gone?

Bathroom

2009-04-28T17:34:03-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Diana & Meg
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

Part 2 of 4. The conversation in the bathroom stall novelized. Diana manipulates Meg for her convoluted revenge on Eleanor.

Psychosis

2009-04-17T18:17:29-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Jennifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,446, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

Jennifer couldn’t remember.

Ugly

2009-04-17T18:16:40-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Amanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

The drawing of the pig in the dressing room and Martha’s missing make-up.

Shame

2009-04-17T18:15:30-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Diana & Jennifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

Part 1 of 4. The scene in Hoffman’s room at the end of the Mermaid Princess chapter revisited. Jennifer is discovered.

Abyss

2009-04-17T18:13:50-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Silent Hill
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Henry T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

Warning for Suicidal themes. He can’t take it anymore. He could have done something, and he failed, and now he can’t live with himself.

Duality

2009-04-17T18:09:47-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,090, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

There’s only room for one person in this body, and it’s making her life a nightmare. Nolanverse Harley-Quin story.

Halloween

2009-02-15T14:05:30-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/General
Pairing: Jennifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,547, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Something I wrote for my computer class. Halloween at the Orphanage, from Jennifer’s point of view.

Okami

2009-02-07T20:53:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Naruto and Okami
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,328, Reviews: 49 Updated: 2-7-09 Published: 8-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Strays from the story before the timeskip. Sasuke abandons Sound after an incident with Orochimaru, and ends up in a land called Nippon. There, he meets a small sprite and white wolf… Crossover with the videogame OKAMI.

It's Not THEM I Have the Problem With!

2009-01-29T11:22:12-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tsume I. & Hiashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

Hiashi did not DREAM he’d ever be having this conversation. KibaHina, brief allusion to NaruSaku.

Drawings

2009-01-05T20:40:54-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Silent Hill and Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Alessa G. & Wendy
Chapters: 1, Words: 563, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Rated for safety. Two little girls who likes to draw. One with hair like the sun, one with hair like dark chocolate. One with visions of heaven, one with visions of hell. Crossover.

Open

2009-01-05T20:39:57-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Clara & Jennifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Don’t open the drawer.

What Are You Hiding?

2009-01-05T20:39:08-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Silent Hill and Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: James S. & Jennifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,250, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

CRACK! When Diana looked gleeful, it was a safe assumption that someone, somewhere was miserable.

The Paths We Traverse

2009-01-05T20:38:05-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Kingdom Hearts and World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 968, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-5-09
Status: In-Progress

A set of vignettes. After Hollow Bastion returned, a new crew had to take over the running and protection of Traverse Town… CROSSOVER, NO OCS.

Limits

2009-01-05T20:36:52-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Crack, set during Week 2. In which Reapers enjoy humiliating Players, Joshua gets a look at Neku in a dress, and our hero is ready to jump off the nearest building. Slight Neku/Joshua.

Daze

2009-01-05T20:35:59-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Neku S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Another Day. CRACK. Gee, Blue! What does fainting feel like? It feels a lot like THIS, Shooter!

It's Not Crashing

2008-12-25T17:03:35-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Ryuken I. & Ishida U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 902, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

... If it's your new Daughter-in-law that invites you. IshiHime, allusions to IchiRuki. It’s your son’s wedding, Ryuuken, and he married one hell of a girl. Suck it up, why don’t ya?

The Training Session From Hell

2008-12-24T15:10:57-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Naruto and Madagascar
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Kakashi and the other senseis hire a group of tutors to take over training for a week. The genin are in for a long, long week… CROSSOVER.

Epilogue

2008-12-24T14:53:01-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Drama
Pairing: Neku S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

First WEWY fic. Neku wins the game. But it doesn’t mean he hasn’t been shot.

Story Time

2008-12-24T14:51:51-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII and Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Genesis R. & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 995, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

Crack in its purest form. Sora remembers his father read a lot of books to him. No, wait, one book. The same book. Over and over again.

Another Naruto Christmas Party!

2008-12-24T14:50:11-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,268, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

even more in-depth Christmas story than before! TWICE AS LONG! Involves light-hanging and strangling , more spiked punch, more evil mistletoe and a very special guest appearance by a different set of penguins!

Only You're to Blame

2008-10-23T12:18:59-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-23-08
Status: Complete

First HP fic in a while. Go easy on me. Fudge learns of the goings-on at the Ministry post Voldemort’s defeat. Surprisingly enough, some people aren’t half as mad at Voldemort and the Death Eaters as they are with the one who failed them.

Hellfire

2008-10-13T09:15:03-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 931, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Drabble, companion-prequel to ‘Okami’, and therefore AU to normal Naruto universe. Sasuke’s defection from Otogakure, a slightly more in-depth look.

Sir Didymus and the Car

2008-10-13T09:13:02-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,211, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Creatures from the Labyrinth are not meant to interact with Above-World objects. First Labyrinth story!

The Single Worst Day of Jimmy Hopkins Life

2008-10-13T09:08:19-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jimmy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,237, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Beating up the Mascot is funny, but not allowedSemi-short crack-fic. Jimmy fills in for Constantinos and runs into a problem.

Stone Tiger, Playful Fox

2008-08-20T10:03:59-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Okami
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: 13 Brush Gods & Ninetails
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,611, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Now here’s a pairing that’ll shock your socks off. Kyuubi-Rao plays around with Gekigami’s statue. Possible one-sided Kyuubi-Rao/Gekigami.

Catalyst

2008-08-20T10:03:19-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Gaara & Kimimaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,153, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Mystery crack pairing, rating borders on R because I'm paranoid. A little help, a little nudge was all that was needed to get them going.

Image

2008-08-20T10:02:18-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Real women don’t look like this! Somewhat pointless drabble. Vague, slight, maybe ShikaIno.

August 15th

2008-08-15T14:15:24-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zabuza M. & Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 763, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-15-08
Status: In-Progress

The birthday series is not dead! Haku gives his beloved master the best birthday a ten year-old can…

Aimless

2008-08-13T14:37:11-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Okami
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Oki & Samickle
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-13-08
Status: Complete

Drabble-ish. Oki and Samickle fight. If you squint, tilt your head and happen to own a pair of 3D glasses, you can see some Oki/Samickle. Rated for one or two questionable words.

The Sue Who Loved Haku

2008-08-07T12:57:52-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Haku & Zabuza M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 280, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

A limerick for dear Haku, and why any home-wrecking Mary-Sues should steer clear of him. The lessons, children, involve logical pairings and why you never touch anything of Zabuza’s.

Burning

2008-08-07T12:56:35-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kabuto Y. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,019, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke gets a migraine. Sequelish to Sick Day. Shonenai, SasuKabu, really just an excuse for some fluffy romance, yes, I know, the sick plot is really overdone, don’t bothering reading if you have a problem with it.

I'm Talking to a Rock

2008-07-30T17:24:54-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Minato N. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

BEWARE THE CORNY-NESS. Post the Land of Waves Arc. After returning home, Naruto visits the cliff-side monument.

Your One Phonecall: Opposed

2008-07-28T21:54:00-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Grand Theft Auto and Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Juri K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

2 Short vignette, slight crossover with GTA IV. Juri doesn’t want to go to his Uncle Roman’s wedding. Slight, implied Juri/Constantinos.

Stray Dog

2008-07-12T14:23:18-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Gregory
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

Rule of Rose Gregory doesn’t remember much from that night. Warning: Some disturbing descriptions of death.

Disgust

2008-07-12T14:22:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Diana & Hoffman
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

Rule of Rose Companion-ish to Speculation. Diana hates being touched.

Your One Phonecall

2008-07-12T14:20:57-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Grand Theft Auto and Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jimmy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,356, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

Takes place during the game, towards the end of the first chapter. Not long into the school year, Jimmy gets a call.

Tales from Bullworth Academy

2008-07-12T14:19:03-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,957, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-12-08 Published: 1-27-08
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of Bully drabbles compiled into one story. Titles based off of LJ 50 words challenges. Enjoy…

Speculation

2008-06-18T11:56:48-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Diana & Clara
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

Rule of Rose Vignette. Companion-ish to Break and Taken. The children wonder what’s wrong with Clara. Diana doesn’t have to wonder.

Taken

2008-06-18T11:56:00-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Clara & Hoffman
Chapters: 1, Words: 608, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

Rule of Rose Vignette. Sequel to Break. Hoffman confronts Clara.

Steps

2008-06-16T16:30:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,534, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Similar to Tenacity, only it’s Gary’s story. Mostly how his mind works, with a bit of his past in there for flavor. I even snuck in a crossover with a popular eighties TV series. Yes. I am a geek.

Play

2008-06-16T16:26:37-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/General
Pairing: Diana
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Rule of Rose Short vignette. Diana likes to play with dolls.

Point Hope

2008-06-16T16:23:20-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: 30 Days of Night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-16-08 Published: 3-15-08
Status: In-Progress

30 Days of Night Movieverse. A story told in vignettes; five years after Barrow was burned to the ground, the vampires set their sights on a new town.

Break

2008-06-16T16:22:57-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Rule of Rose
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Clara & Hoffman
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Rule of Rose Vignette. Clara’s had enough. Even the sweetest of girls can be pushed too far.

Fixation

2008-04-04T17:12:24-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: 30 Days of Night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,586, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-4-08 Published: 3-15-08
Status: Complete

30 Days of Night Light Marlow/Iris. Movieverse. Vignette trilogy. 1805. A young woman with a fascination with blood. A vampire with a fascination with the woman.

Nocturnal

2008-03-15T09:32:47-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: 30 Days of Night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 563, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-15-08
Status: In-Progress

30 Days of Night Short vignettes revolving around the vampires in the pack. Movieverse, ninety percent involve Iris and Marlow. They’re my favorites. Uses LiveJournal 50 sentence words.

Tenacity

2008-01-27T19:06:46-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,223, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

Focuses on Jimmy’s earlier life. One father, one mother, five step-fathers, eight schools and a rap-sheet longer than some hard-core cons. Part crossover with GTA Vice City

Just because I'm your friend

2008-01-27T19:05:51-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,226, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

NOT set during Bull and Boar Petey asks a favor of Jimmy, and things get out of hand. GaryPetey, bit of JimmyZoe. Mentioned TrentKirby.

January 1st

2008-01-01T14:31:26-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gai M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Gai’s never very happy for New Year’s… Eighth in the birthday series HAPPEH NEW YEAR! 2008! Features Team Gai, Naruto, and an overly drunk Sasukekun…

Silent Night

2007-12-25T18:00:17-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Gary S. & Peter K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,219, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

GaryPetey, placed during game. Your typical cliché mistletoe story. No tieins with Bull and Boar, for those of you who've read it

I need to talk with my therapist

2007-10-11T04:02:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Tad S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

Drabbleish. Quote I need to talk with my therapist… Swear you won’t tell? Mentions of TadJustin.

The Terrible, awful Not so bad day

2007-10-11T04:01:15-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,100, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

Sequel to ‘Wipeout’. Peanut has an impromptu meeting with Gord only a few days after the race. Slash, PeanutGord.

Illaquere

2007-10-11T03:56:47-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

[The Chocolate War][Title: Entrapped] Mini fic. By the third time, he gives no resistance at all. ArchieObie, essence of noncon, faint lemony scent. Somewhat borderline M rating.

Lost in Translation

2007-10-11T03:53:23-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Constantinos B. & Juri K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

ConstantinosJuri. You really have trouble reading this? Has nothing to do with the movie Lost in Translation. Just seemed like an appropriate title.

Love Notes

2007-10-11T03:51:41-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Juri K. & Constantinos B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,194, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

Constantinos loses a bet, and has to do something rather humiliating. Slash, Constantinos!SurpriseJock!.

Wipeout

2007-10-07T08:43:40-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bully
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,335, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

Prelude to a slash story I’m writing. Gord and Peanut race through Old Bullworth Vale. It ends badly. A bond is established. Slight GordPeanut if you squint and tilt your head a little.

With Nothing but our Courage

2007-08-21T20:19:14-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Pairing: King Mickey & Sora
Chapters: 19, Words: 27,465, Reviews: 66 Updated: 8-21-07 Published: 7-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Kinda AU. PostKH2. The Corner Stone of Light has been shattered, and the pieces are scattered through the different worlds. Now Sora and his friends have to find the pieces. But Xemnas hasn't given up on Kingdom Hearts yet...

Less Like You

2007-08-21T20:16:31-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,178, Reviews: 59 Updated: 8-21-07 Published: 12-31-06
Status: In-Progress

In an attempt to create a powerful weapon, Orochimaru creates a child from his and Sasuke’s DNA. Orochimaru ignores the boy, and Kabuto detests him. Sasuke doesn’t want to like the child, but can’t bring himself to hate him. Bad sum, I know.

Match

2007-08-11T19:55:25-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Luxord
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,391, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-11-07
Status: Complete

Companion piece to With nothing but our Courage. Luxord finds his Original, and, lo and behold, a person he just can't beat at cards. ONESHOT.

Sick Day

2007-07-22T21:06:07-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Kabuto Y. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,334, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

Almost Romance, but not. Sasuke gets sick, and who usually ends up with medical duties in Otogakure? Placed during “Less like you”. Mild KabuSasu.

Tenrai Kaizai

2007-06-25T12:59:20-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,843, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

PreLess like you, for those of you who've read it. Title: Divine Intervention It is a sin to kill a God. Is saving one worth redemption? Not as spiritual as it sounds. !Surpise! character and crossover!

Sleep Beating

2007-06-25T12:57:02-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anko M. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,866, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

One night, Kakashi figures out why Anko has never been able to keep a steady boyfriend… KakashiAnko, based on an episode of the Drew Carrey show. Post Cruel joke.

Cruel Joke

2007-06-25T12:56:07-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Anko M. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

fic. Tsunade, Sakura and Naruto check in on Kakashi and Anko after they spend a night alone in a cave following a botched mission. Mildly implied KakashiAnko. The following conversation is both worrying and mildly hilarious…

June 9th

2007-06-09T15:51:24-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Deidara & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 648, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

[Seventh in the Birthday series] Itachi returns from another failed attempt to capture Naruto, to find that Deidara has left him a birthday present.

Flos inter Spinae

2007-04-25T19:21:16-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

[A Flower among the Thorns]. The nature of their relationship is regarded as ‘secret’, even though everyone knows… ByaRen. Horribly crummy, but be nice...

The Easter Bunny must DIE

2007-04-08T10:29:17-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Demyx & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,068, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Marluxia informs Demyx about the Easter Bunny, Roxas gets ketchup all over his room, and chaos reigns at a mall… Sequelish to April Fool’s Day.

April Fool's Day

2007-04-01T19:59:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

Another stupid little oneshot. Axel and Roxas have played too many mean April Fools jokes, and Demyx crossed the line a little.

March 28th

2007-03-28T16:52:02-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Summary: Sixth in the Birthday series Naruto and Lee get Sakura something… or someone… that she most definitely wants for her birthday… Based on idea from Suffocates! Not member of this website.

March 9th

2007-03-09T13:56:27-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-9-07
Status: Complete

[Fifth in the Birthday series]Lee and Neji drop by to wish Tenten a happy birthday, at a rather inconvinient time...

The Clothing Issue

2007-03-03T14:23:25-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-3-07
Status: Complete

Crack fic. Sharing an apartment is one thing, but having to share clothing is something else entirely… Especially when your little sister has chosen the attire.

February 29th

2007-02-28T16:29:12-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kabuto Y. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 20 Published: 2-28-07
Status: Complete

[Fourth in the Birthday Series] Sasuke has endless fun teasing Kabuto about his birthday.

January 23rd

2007-01-23T13:06:20-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

Third in the Birthday series Shino’s parents celebrate their son’s birthday in a heartwarming… and mildly creepy… way. Sorry it’s so short, but I was a bit stuck on this one…

Blind as a Guy with a Blindfold on

2007-01-20T21:14:53-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naminé & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 733, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

Centers around Riku and an OC, but NO ROMANCE. Naminé is privy to an argument between Riku and Riot about Riku’s blindfold.

Curiosity

2007-01-20T21:12:04-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

Drabblish. Byakuya wonders how many tattoos Renji has, and where they all are. ByakuyaRenji.

January 19th

2007-01-19T13:56:14-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

[Second in the Birthday series] It’s Gaara’s birthday… A day he’d rather not think about, but Temari won’t let him forget… Funnier than it sounds.

I DARE you!

2007-01-14T15:32:21-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: DiZ & Hayner
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-14-07
Status: In-Progress

PreKH2. Hayner dares the Disciplinary Committee to spend a night in the Haunted Mansion, and he [plus Olette and Pence] ends up getting dared right back. What will DiZ, Riku, Mickey, Namine and Riot [OC] do? Will they be discovered?

A Question of Love

2007-01-14T15:29:43-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Big O
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

What if Roger and Dorothy had a child? And what if said child was curious as to the reason why her father is nicknamed Louse? Yeah, I know, WTH, but just look at it.

January 9th

2007-01-09T14:22:30-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Haku & Zabuza M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-9-07
Status: Complete

[First in Birthday Series] Haku acts depressed one January night, and Zabuza wonders why. ZabuzaHaku, shonenai.

Surrounded by Idiots

2007-01-01T14:46:31-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Axel & Riku
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,469, Reviews: 28 Updated: 1-1-07 Published: 9-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Otherwise known as Why Zexion and Riot get migraines. During KH1, a freak accident lands Organization bunking with Ansem and his crew. Axel and Demyx try to teach Riku the finer points of trouble making. Synchronized with A Very Awkward Situation.

Jealousy

2007-01-01T14:45:48-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Placed during KH1, in Atlantica. Involves an OC, but absolutely no romance. Sora runs into someone, and gets some news on Riku.

Watch me Leapfrog over this Fence!

2007-01-01T14:41:47-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hayner & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,342, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

IGNORE INSIDE SUMMARY! Sequel to Never Listen to Hayner. In which Hayner is baited, and Roxas gets some revenge for the Tictic incident.

Alone in the Lab

2007-01-01T14:40:30-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Leon/Squall L. & Tifa
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Christmas fic, LeonTifa. During a Christmas party in the Radiant Gardens, Leon walks off and sulks in the Castle Basement. Tifa follows, as does another mushy scene. Pointless fluff.

Christmas Party!

2006-12-24T08:14:05-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,676, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

CHRISTMAS PARTY IN KONOHA! Meaning people getting drunk, snowball attacks, mistletoe, and pairings galore! NaruSaku, SasuKabu, KakaAnko, ZabuHaku, ShikaIno, HinaKiba, etcetera, etcetera…

Hide and Seek in the Giant Whale

2006-12-23T13:28:44-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,876, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-23-06
Status: Complete

Placed during first game. Riku and Riot OC confront Sora, Donald and Goofy in Monstro, and trick Pinocchio into coming with them. Then, they lose track of him in Monstro’s innards! NO MARYSUE! The heartless like to annoy Riku!

It's rated X for a reason!

2006-12-16T15:00:50-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Greed & Envy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,430, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

Greed and Envy rent an Xrated movie, and Wrath and Murder accidentally watch it. Question: If two Homunculi are brutally killed in a forest and no one's around to watch, do they still scream? Post The Forbidden Question, which is isn't done yet.

Release

2006-12-16T14:56:01-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Kin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,340, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

Post the fight in the Forest of Death. Zaku, Dosu and Kin rest. Mildly Kincentric, involves cutting, and mild DosuKin.

I'm Dying!

2006-12-16T14:54:39-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,118, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

A oneshot insight to how very little squad seven knows about the facts of life.

Pirates of Destiny

2006-11-02T22:03:01-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Kingdom Hearts and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,036, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-2-06 Published: 7-7-06
Status: In-Progress

AU. When Sora, Kairi and Riku were little, Sora gave Kairi a golden medallion he found on the beach. The next night, pirates attack the Destiny Islands, and Kairi is kidnapped! Now, Riku and Sora must enlist the help of Jack Sparrow and Will Turner to get

Jaws

2006-11-02T21:48:47-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Demyx & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

Pointless oneshot. Demyx is going through a phase, and has earned Axel's eternal fury…

Vale, amicus

2006-11-02T21:46:33-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Demyx & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

Title: Goodbye, friend. Involves an OC, but no romance. Set after Demyx and Sora's fight in KH2, while Demyx is dying

The Prey in Predator's Skin

2006-11-02T21:40:38-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 882, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Outcasts. Ael and Dyme have escaped from the Castle that Never was, and are being pursued by Organization XIII. They must elude to Organization and find a place to hide, or face the same fate as their Nobody friends…

Movie Night at the Mansion

2006-11-02T21:35:25-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Envy & Lust
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,634, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-2-06
Status: In-Progress

TWOSHOT. In a rare moment of unity aka boredom, the Homunculi arrange a movie night at Dante's mansion. What types of movies will they watch? Shudder…

Wrath's Ransom

2006-11-02T21:30:49-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Greed & Barry the Chopper
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,648, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Based on the story by O. Henry. In hopes of scamming a nice sum of money from Dante and the other homunculi, Barry the Chopper and Greed kidnap Wrath and keep him hostage in a cave on Yock Island… What a couple of idiots.

Twenty one years later

2006-09-21T17:18:00-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: T*Witches
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,407, Reviews: 46 Updated: 9-21-06 Published: 10-17-05
Status: In-Progress

[MOVIEVERSE] This is a story about what Karsh and Ileana did during the twenty one years they watched over Cam and Alex. Some romance, and some Karsh bashing. And I don't mean in the verbal sense.

The Trials and Tribulations of Middle School

2006-09-21T17:10:34-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,603, Reviews: 43 Updated: 9-21-06 Published: 12-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Yeah, another Lord of the Rings, Middle School style fic. The LOTR cast faces the many problems that all teenagers face. You name it, they suffer. Chapter One, There is no such thing as a fun Bus Ride.

In Dreams

2006-09-21T17:07:36-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Pairing: Frodo B.
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,919, Reviews: 30 Updated: 9-21-06 Published: 12-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to, LOTR: The Third Age. Peace is good. And nothing Good can ever last long. The Battle for Middle Earth is over, and the Fellowship has gone their separate ways. But when a new threat arises, can the War be rewon?

Outcasts

2006-09-21T16:59:26-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Axel & Zexion
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,109, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-21-06
Status: Complete

Side companion to With Nothing but our Courage. When the Organization is revived, Axel, Demyx and Zexion are withheld, tagged as traitors. They meet their Originals, and face the punishment Xemnas reserves for traitors…

Know thy Neighbor

2006-09-21T16:54:00-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: T*Witches
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-21-06
Status: In-Progress

[MOVIEVERSE] Sequel to first movie, based on alternate ending. Miranda's necklace has been stolen and her powers along with it. What's more, Thantos is still lurking about Cam and Alex need to figure out who's on their side and who's not before it's too l

PARODY NUMBER 2005: ERAGON!

2006-09-02T12:09:49-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,983, Reviews: 183 Updated: 9-2-06 Published: 8-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Eragon's slow? Squirrels throwing acorns? Brom's schizophrenic? The Urgals breaking out into song? Must mean INMH is doing another Parody!

A Collection of LOTR Poems

2006-09-02T12:07:31-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 424, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-2-06 Published: 9-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Just some poems I wrote up in my spare time.

PARODY NUMBER 2006: LOTR: THE THIRD AGE!

2006-09-02T12:05:51-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Summary: A parody on the RPG game. Berethor is a numbnut who doesn't have a clue, Idrial's overly aggressive, Kumbaya returns, the Wraiths have Hydrophobia, and evil squirrels are following Elegost!

Sora Snaps

2006-09-02T12:01:48-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

Sora finally snaps under the pressure of synthesizing the Ultima Keyblade. During KH1

Midnight Talks

2006-09-02T11:52:59-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 916, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

YAOI AxelDemyx. Demyx has something of a nightmare and goes to Axel for solace. Need I explain further, or can you guess that this'll get interesting?

When Demyx has a bad Day

2006-09-02T11:48:35-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,534, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

A rare, rare thing has happened Demyx is in a rotten mood, and it ready to sock anyone in his way. It's up to Axel and Roxas to find out what's wrong!

Seventh Heaven

2006-08-21T14:00:16-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Leon/Squall L. & Tifa
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,381, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Post KH2. LeonTifa, Oneshot. Leon gets a little drunk at Tifa's bar, and she volunteers to walk him home.

Night Flyer

2006-08-21T13:55:55-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 647, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Some people snore or talk in their sleep When sharing a room with Riku one night, Sora discovers that his friend had a different habit…

Even

2006-08-21T13:52:09-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Big O
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Dorothy gets revenge on Roger for leaving her stuck to the magnet in ep. 16

I Walk in my Father's Shadow

2006-08-20T11:30:10-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,915, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-20-06 Published: 2-21-06
Status: In-Progress

The War is still going on, but with another generation on deck. James Potter is the son of Harry Potter, and he joy of joys gets to live his life as number two on Lord Voldemort's To Kill list. Can he make it through his school years alive?

Pink Elephants on Parade

2006-08-16T21:05:55-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel & Saix
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,787, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. PreKH2. Out of pure spite, Axel, Demyx and Roxas spike Saix's drink with a clearly illegal amount of alcohol. Some rather… Interesting events sprout from it. Impliedhints of SaixXemnas and DemyxAxel.

I'm too Sexeh

2006-08-16T21:03:27-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sephiroth & Ansem
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,845, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

Sephiroth gets Ansem drunk. Chaos ensues Stripping Ansem, terrified underlings, and a thoroughly amused OOC Sephiroth. WARNING! Contains SPOILERS for Kingdom Hearts II! Minor ones, though, as this takes place during KH1.

The Tonberry Problem

2006-08-16T21:00:32-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Fuu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,527, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

After a recent rash of thefts in Twilight Town, the Disciplinary Committee divides to search and find the culprit. Fuu gets dragged into keeping a secret for Vivi… Another side story to With Nothing but our Courage.

Silence and Solitude

2006-08-16T20:57:08-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Fuu & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,590, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

Very OOC characters. Sequel to Wind. Fuu dreads Xaldin's return, and it grows harder to keep the truth behind her terror from Rai, Seifer and Vivi… SeiferFuu, sorta fluff.

Dance Dance

2006-08-16T20:54:31-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Fuu & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

Not songfic. Seifer has a slight problem at a school dance… and an OOC Fuu isn't helping. Seifuu, mentions of PenceOlette, RaiQuistis RoxasNamine, HaynerRinoa.

Dorothy in Wonderland

2006-08-16T20:51:42-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Big O
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,807, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Dorothy falls down a hole, and comes out into Wonderland! Schwarzwald the talking cat? Paneel and Pallack talking about a walrus? AND WHO GAVE ANGEL THE SCEPTER?

Wind

2006-07-25T19:02:34-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Fuu & Xaldin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,954, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-25-06
Status: Complete

She is named for the wind. He controls the wind. Onesided surprise pairing.

Perspective

2006-07-22T18:57:32-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,162, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to Hide and Seek. Winner or loser: Depends on how you look at it. Roxas muses on this after losing a game of hide and seek to Axel. Or maybe he's winning… YAOI. AkuRoku

Ring around the REVENGE!

2006-07-22T18:53:26-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 416, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

Demyx, Roxas and Axel take it too far with the flower jokes… Stupid little oneshot… Horror because it analyzes the rhyme Ring Around the Rosie

Split

2006-07-22T18:51:09-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: King Mickey & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,488, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

KH2 spoilers. READ FIRST AUTHOR'S NOTE OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND FIC. King Mickey tries to convince Riot to return to their worlds and help defeat Organization XIII.

Aerith

2006-07-22T18:48:00-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Final Fantasy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-22-06
Status: In-Progress

A parody of Mulan. To save her foulmouthed father, Cid, from going to war, Aerith crossdresses and goes in his place. Good thing the army's full of idiots…

Similarities

2006-07-22T18:46:09-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Final Fantasy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 711, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

Kingdom Hearts II Final Fantasy VII crossover. A conversation between two redheads on their similarities…

Night of the Dead

2006-07-14T11:57:52-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,782, Reviews: 78 Updated: 7-14-06 Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

After an attempted human transmutation goes horribly wrong, thousands of dead humans walk East City. Ed, Al and the military crew are trapped in East City headquarters. Can they survive the night without becoming apart of the mob of creatures?

Church Mouse

2006-07-14T11:56:27-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 14, Words: 23,721, Reviews: 110 Updated: 7-14-06 Published: 12-16-05
Status: In-Progress

She spoke so quietly and was so shy that Sophie McKinnley was often known as Church Mouse. Bullies targeted her, and her mother was just as bad. Can a red and black stone be the escape she's looking for?

Je me Souviens

2006-07-14T11:45:21-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sephiroth & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,741, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

Title: I remember. Takes place during KH2, SPOILERS. Riku dwells, dazed, on some interesting albeit shocking information DiZ has given him, and the changes he's gone through before adapting to his new appearance.

A Very awkward Situation

2006-07-14T11:41:42-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Axel & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

Set sometime during KHI. Axel tries to get Demyx back for a prank, and accidentally catches Riku… Involves honey, feathers, and an incredibly disturbing position…

Delivery!

2006-07-14T11:37:26-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

Stupid little oneshot. Roxas takes on a job delivering packages to people, and learns that he does not have the capacity to multitask. ie, skateboarding and working…

There and Back

2006-05-15T10:05:45-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,381, Reviews: 32 Updated: 5-15-06 Published: 4-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Postseries, STRICTLY AU. Dante succeeded in having both of the Elric brothers killed. Roy is demoted to Corporal and disappears to the North. But one night, a stranger dumps two amazingly familiar toddlers on his doorstep…

Hide and Seek

2006-05-15T09:54:42-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 693, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

Scary little drabble. Roxas begins to think he's going to lose his mind. The silence… The stillness… Axel is driving Roxas insane in his own Town… Minor slash, AkuRoku.

Which way to the Queen's Court?

2006-05-15T09:52:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,418, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Strictly humor. Riku and Riot try to find their way to the Queen's Court during Alice's trial. And who do they ask for directions? Why, the Cheshire Cat of course!

A Different Take

2006-05-15T09:47:43-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel & DiZ
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. References to Yaoi. What if Axel and DiZ had gotten into a bit of an argument when they both came for Roxas during his Struggle match with Vivi? Implied DemyxAxel, DiZ'Ansem' NOT AS SICK AS IT SOUNDS! Much OOCness! Would this be considered a crac

It's a Wonderful Life

2006-04-30T19:20:07-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Inuyasha & Miroku
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,069, Reviews: 48 Updated: 4-30-06 Published: 7-14-05
Status: In-Progress

The Band of Seven slamming Inuyasha and Miroku into lockers? Kaede's a teacher? Sesshoumaru and Kagura kissing in a closet? This is what happens when the Inucast goes to school together! CROSSOVER WITH SPIRITED AWAY.

Blackmail

2006-04-30T19:17:18-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Greed & Edward E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,774, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-30-06 Published: 4-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Feeling a little mischievous, Greed puts Wrath and Murder up to getting some blackmail from our friendly, and I use that term lightly, neighborhood FMA characters. LustScar, Royai, RoseHavoc ScieszkaFuery. More to be announced. Maybe some yaoi.

Trapped

2006-04-30T19:15:56-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Lust & Scar
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,854, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-30-06
Status: In-Progress

After a violent explosion in an Eastern laboratory, Lust and Scar are trapped in the vast, many miles of winding catacombs miles under East City. Can they get out without killing each other? Or will the creatures and traps lurking in the depths of the tun

Mutual Respect

2006-04-30T19:14:40-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

Riku meets a new friend after he first begins to work for Ansem and Maleficent. No romance. First in a series of oneshots. Yeah, it’s a marysue. Don't like? Don't read it, then.

Never listen to Hayner

2006-04-30T19:11:40-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

Roxas learns that listening to Hayner brings nothing but pain and dog bites.

Never tick off Bambi

2006-04-30T19:10:02-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

While in the woods of Twilight Town with Demyx, Axel learns to respect the woodland creatures… or else.

Daddy's Little Pyro

2006-04-30T19:05:08-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Pairing: Kimbley
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-30-06
Status: In-Progress

PostSin, episode 31. Fouryearold Melody Kimbley was told that her father was going to be executed. But he wasn't. Five years later, Kimbley breaks out of prison. Lt. Col. Frank Archer isn't above foul play to get Kimbley back on his side again even if it

The Fantasy Diaries: Charlotte Black

2006-04-04T14:31:37-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,305, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-4-06 Published: 2-17-06
Status: In-Progress

The diary of Charlotte Black, younger sister of Sirius Black, in 1985. As she goes through Hogwarts, and her best friend is her brother's worst enemy… And Bellatrix isn't completely evil. A bit AU, obviously.

The Phantom of the Avatar

2006-04-04T14:27:50-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Mystery
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,545, Reviews: 65 Updated: 4-4-06 Published: 6-5-05
Status: In-Progress

The cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender puts on the Phantom of the Opera! Warning, the humor is not strong, but there is humor

Through Anothers Eyes

2006-04-04T14:26:32-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Pairing: Aragorn & Frodo B.
Chapters: 15, Words: 30,876, Reviews: 132 Updated: 4-4-06 Published: 12-18-04
Status: In-Progress

A eight year old abused girl is thrown into Middle Earth after an accident, and she meets two of our favorite Hobbits. Chapter One, PART TWO: THE TWO TOWERS

The Forbidden Question

2006-04-04T14:17:33-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,184, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Wrath and Murder are, in technical terms, still children. They still talk like them, think like them… and are oblivious to certain subjects. Join the sweet little homunculi children as they search to the answer to their question… and drive everyone insane

The Nail Polish Incident

2006-04-04T14:10:04-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Greed & Lust
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,420, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Prequel to Blackmail. Lust has a very important meetingCOUGH with someone and wants to look perfect. This may be a problem, though, when Greed substitutes her COUGHnail polishCOUGH with super glue…

Full Metal Idiot

2006-03-15T17:49:33-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 751, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Two acquaintances of Ed and Al turn up just after the hijacking incident on the train. One is a Chimaera named Puzo the second is a smartarse teen named Natalie Miller. One problem she and Ed hate each other with a passion. NO ROMANCE!

A Ring of Bright Light

2006-03-15T17:33:34-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Ring/Ringu and Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,453, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-15-06
Status: Complete

Crossover. Oneshot. Her father hated and abused her. Her mother murdered her. Samara Morgan's life ended at ten. It began again half a century later, when a lady named Dante found her body in the well…

Cold Future

2006-02-17T20:41:20-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Ice Age
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 25 Published: 2-17-06
Status: In-Progress

One night in the Ice Age, it becomes unbearably cold, and Manny, Sid and Diego, along with several other animals, are frozen. They wake up thousands of years later in a labzoo. There, they meet Anastasia, a girl who can understand everything they say, and

Standing in the Light

2006-02-17T20:32:02-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: T*Witches
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,284, Reviews: 27 Updated: 2-17-06 Published: 10-29-05
Status: In-Progress

[MOVIEVERSE] Nine years after her birth, a little girl named Chayleigh is being haunted by something called The Darkness. Can two mysterious young women save her from a fate worse than death? Or will the Darkness consume her?

Eragon Poems

2006-01-30T19:37:42-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-30-06
Status: In-Progress

A small collection of Eragon poems I thought up of. First Chapter: Saphira's Wyrd And Durza.

If I should Die before I Wake

2006-01-01T16:21:58-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Lord of the Rings and Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,663, Reviews: 61 Updated: 1-1-06 Published: 12-19-05
Status: In-Progress

NarniaLOTR crossover. Boromir wakes up in the cold snow of an unknown land. Can he survive long enough to get back to Middle Earth? Or will the White Witch and her secret police kill him a second time?

Gollum the Crazy Hobbit

2005-12-24T18:43:19-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gollum
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-24-05
Status: Complete

Parody of Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer! MERRY XMAS!

Mordor Daycare!

2005-12-16T15:21:59-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,958, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-16-05
Status: In-Progress

The children of our favorite LOTR characters are put into Mordor daycare while their parents go off to drink and lament about their lives. Can the children survive the insane Orc staff?

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age

2005-12-02T20:03:19-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 18, Words: 35,269, Reviews: 92 Updated: 12-2-05 Published: 4-17-05
Status: Complete

Based on the RPG game. Berethor, Idrial, Elegost, Hadhod, Morwen and Eaoden arrive at Helms Deep to aid the remaining members of the Fellowship in their quest.

When Karsh met Ileana

2005-10-17T18:29:41-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: T*Witches
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,967, Reviews: 60 Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

[MOVIEVERSE] ONE SHOT In the movie, Ileana says she and Karsh met at a party. This is my take on how that lovely little encounter went…. Mwaha.

The Return of the Ring

2005-08-18T18:54:14-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,630, Reviews: 52 Updated: 8-18-05 Published: 8-28-04
Status: In-Progress

The title is kind of self explanitory. The ring is remade, and Sauron is slowly regaining his powers again. Before the original fellowship and company can do anything, they are captured. Now its up to their children...

Time Girl

2005-06-05T18:49:48-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Lost and Kingdom Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Supernatural
Pairing: Locke
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,988, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-5-05 Published: 12-2-04
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.Kingdom HospitalLost crossover. Another person who wasn't on the plane turns up on the island. She thinks she's unimportant. But like it or not, she is important. She is a witness to all dark deeds...And victim to them as well.

The Fantasy Diaries: Elizabeth, Daughter of Lucian

2005-06-05T18:47:01-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Underworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,064, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Based on the Royal Diaries series. Features Lucian's daughter, Elizabeth, as they travel throughout the Hungarian countryside.

Sonja's Lullaby

2005-06-05T18:42:32-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Underworld
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

AU ONE-SHOT Sonja spends time with her infant daughter

Apprentice

2005-03-13T06:54:46-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Gandalf
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,816, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-13-05
Status: Complete

A little side story to my other LotR story, The Return of the Ring. A little girl is abandoned on the side of a road, and is found by one of our favorite wizards…

Terror in the Kingdom

2005-01-30T10:16:57-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Kingdom Hospital and Grudge
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,535, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Rating will go up. New ghosts begin to arrive at the Kingdom, and the old ghosts begin to feel threatened. CROSSOVER.

Addicted

2005-01-17T17:23:04-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Elektra
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

She is a drug. When she kisses him, she pumps him with real poison. He's addicted to her, and he's not quitting anytime soon.

Pictures

2004-12-27T15:52:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sawyer & Kate
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,590, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-27-04
Status: Complete

One-shot. Kate is in the middle of a mental breakdown and Sawyer tries to help her. Slight KateSawyer.

Hurt

2004-11-19T07:33:11-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sayid
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,028, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-19-04
Status: Complete

Set during Sayid's flashback in Solitary. Sayid doesn't want to hurt her…

Family Secret:REVISED

2004-11-16T17:08:56-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sawyer
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,548, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-16-04 Published: 11-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Sawyer has a secret that he doesn't plan on revealing to his fellow survivors. But even if he doesn't tell, he'll always remember her…

Experiment 23

2004-11-02T14:56:49-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-2-04
Status: In-Progress

Let's just say that Wolverine isn't the only experiment from Alkali lake…

The New League

2004-10-11T14:59:54-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,056, Reviews: 35 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 7-18-04
Status: In-Progress

The League disbanded years ago, going their seperate ways and starting family's. Now, in 1919, they begin to disappear. Their children now must become a League of there own to stop the new villan and save their parents.

The Draconias Broach

2004-10-11T14:58:25-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Justice League and Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,802, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 7-25-04
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.Justice LeagueVan Helsing crossover. After an important broach, entrusted to Batman, is stolen, the League must aid Juliette Van Helsing and her cousin Tom to get it back.

The Prince and The Countess

2004-10-11T14:57:10-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,338, Reviews: 31 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 6-13-04
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.I won't give much away, but it's a mystery pairing between two VERY unlikely characters. Sort of like a RomeoJuliet scenario. PG13 for mentions of abuse.

Vampire Teacher

2004-10-11T14:55:52-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Harry Potter and Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,705, Reviews: 44 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 6-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter Van Helsing Crossover: Two new teachers arrive at Hogwarts, One, a suspected Vampire, the other, a vampire hunterNot Van HelsingPERMENANT HIATUS.

To the Future

2004-10-11T14:52:14-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,567, Reviews: 52 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 5-12-04
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.Van Helsing, Anna, and Carl are sent to the Future, along with Dracula and His cronies. Who do they recieve help from? A monster fanatic, a ditz, and a Genius. The problem? They're twelve.

Among the survivors

2004-10-11T14:47:06-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,816, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 10-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Another story about an OC survivor. Except that on an island with no one to keep her in check, this one is a danger to herself... PERMENANT HIATUS.

Babysitting the future

2004-07-25T13:15:34-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Rating may go up. A few thuds and a crash, and the League find themsleves taking care of their future children! PERMENANT HIATUS.

Assassins

2004-07-25T13:10:43-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,514, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-25-04
Status: In-Progress

The Van Helsing's and Valerious families alike find themselves targeted for assassination. Rated for blood and censored swears.

Wolfsbane

2004-07-18T13:29:21-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,093, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-18-04 Published: 7-6-04
Status: In-Progress

A young, specially gifted girl sets out, and eventually meets the League. But they find that she is wanted by a new villan. How does she play into his scheme?

Van Helsing 2: The Attack of the Sorcerer

2004-07-06T12:12:04-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Adventure
Chapters: 16, Words: 11,778, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-6-04 Published: 5-16-04
Status: Complete

After Dracula makes a threat to destroy Van Helsings family, Van Helsing makes a promise to his daughter. Sixteen years later, she makes a vow to save her family from the destruction Dracula threatened them with.

Gladivier's Revenge

2004-07-05T18:57:54-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,983, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-5-04 Published: 6-26-04
Status: In-Progress

The sequel to Attack of the Sorcerer. Gladivier has escaped from Vatican Prison, and seeks revenge on Juliette. PERMENANT HIATUS.

Befriending the Enemy

2004-06-26T18:42:02-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-26-04
Status: Complete

Dracula's son veture's into the world of mortals to befriend Van Helsing's daughter.

Van Helsing 2: Attack of the Sorcerer Revised

2004-06-26T09:56:25-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 23, Words: 15,585, Reviews: 47 Updated: 6-26-04 Published: 5-30-04
Status: Complete

This is a longer, slightly more intense version of my other VH story. EPILOGUE UP!

Everlasting Love

2004-06-13T18:28:56-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,965, Reviews: 60 Updated: 6-13-04 Published: 5-25-04
Status: Complete

Yes. I am very aware of how stupid and corny the title is. Van Helsing is still mourning the loss of Anna when, one day, she walks into the Orders Headquarters! CHAPTER SEVEN IS UP!

Evan's Assignment

2004-06-07T15:05:51-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,613, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-7-04
Status: Complete

Your mission, He said. Is to befriend Miss Van Helsing. She is twelve years old, and has a soft spot for small children. That's why you are perfect for this.

Three Days to Live

2004-05-31T18:08:33-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,453, Reviews: 35 Updated: 5-31-04 Published: 5-27-04
Status: Complete

Juliette Van Helsing discovers that her father has been convicted of murder, and to be hung in three days. As a last result, she cuts a deal with an age old enemy of her family. FINAL CHAPPIE UP!

X meets X

2004-05-29T07:47:50-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: X-Files and X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,920, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-29-04 Published: 3-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Mulder and Scully are sent to investigate The Xavier school for gifted youngsters. What will they find? XmenXFiles crossover. PERMENANT HIATUS

What Came to Be

2004-05-19T18:23:51-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

One shot. On a little joy fly, Verona finds an important future addition to The "Dracula Family".

Once Upon A Broken Heart

2004-05-06T19:18:40-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,945, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-6-04
Status: Complete

One shot. JamieOC. A girl who loses her love promises she'll never Love again... But what happens when she does?

Iris

2004-05-02T18:36:20-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,405, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-2-04 Published: 3-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Pietro runs across a tewlve year old mutant one night, and asks her to join the Brotherhood. PERMENANT HIATUS.

Meeting of the Ways

2004-05-01T12:26:37-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,634, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-1-04 Published: 4-30-04
Status: In-Progress

A mystery Crossover Between the X-men and another Superhero team!

Invasion

2004-04-11T12:44:52-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,087, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-11-04 Published: 3-27-04
Status: In-Progress

In the middle of the night, the institute is invaded, and some mutants are taken hostage. JamieMisty Romance. PERMENANT HIATUS.

The Past

2004-04-10T16:08:18-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,430, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-10-04 Published: 10-26-03
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.During a fight with the Injustice League, The JL's kids are blasted to their parents time! Okay, you got your summary, now PLEASE R&R!

The Maze

2004-04-10T16:06:07-08:00

Author: INMH
Crossover: Teen Titans and Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 22 Updated: 4-10-04 Published: 10-13-03
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.TTJL crossover. Mad Mod traps both the teen Titans AND Justice League in a hedge maze.

Teenagers

2004-04-10T15:12:08-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,407, Reviews: 15 Updated: 4-10-04 Published: 10-14-03
Status: In-Progress

You shall see if you read. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha....PERMENANT HIATUS.

Misty

2004-03-18T19:42:09-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Mystique & Nightcrawler
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,065, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-18-04 Published: 2-20-04
Status: Complete

A new Mutant is in town! But how does she connect to Mystique, Rogue, and Kurt? If you can think of a better title, I am in desperate need of one.

The Invaders Return

2004-01-12T05:05:18-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 2,784, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-12-04 Published: 10-14-03
Status: In-Progress

PERMENANT HIATUS.The Invaders have returned, and the Justice League has been captured. Who can save them?

CJ

2003-12-06T18:32:13-08:00

Author: INMH
Category: X-Files
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Adventure
Pairing: Mulder, F. & Scully, D.
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,673, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-6-03 Published: 12-5-03
Status: Complete

A five yearold girl may be the only witness to a fire and a murder.