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2009-10-24T15:47:54-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Shino A. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,771, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-24-09
Status: Complete

Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.

A Certain Point of View

2009-10-23T18:29:45-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 785, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

Barely one week into the school year, and things were already spiraling out of control. Snape and the Carrows, during DH.

Health Insurance

2009-10-23T18:18:55-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Xander H. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 960, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

Xander deals with one minor practical detail of setting up shop in Cleveland. Now he just has to talk Buffy around...

Little Sister

2009-10-17T19:46:59-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Jadis the White Witch & Lady of the Green Kirtle
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,883, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-17-09
Status: Complete

Charn is gone; nostalgia is useless. Jadis has new worlds to conquer, if she can only find the way.

Undertow

2009-09-29T20:27:04-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,260, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-29-09
Status: Complete

Chouryuukei Tsukimaru thinks he is playing a game with a helpless girl as his toy. He is very, very wrong. AU Team 7 fic, semi-sequel to "Tides."

Prayers to Broken Stone

2009-09-21T23:19:13-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Jadis the White Witch & Digory Kirke
Chapters: 1, Words: 638, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-21-09
Status: Complete

This is Charn, after Jadis and the children leave. This is the grave of a universe.

Form and Function

2009-09-12T17:30:28-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-12-09
Status: Complete

Aslan is a lion, utterly and undeniably. Susan finds this hard to reconcile with an equally undeniable correspondence that Lucy points out.

Liminality

2009-08-18T18:48:17-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie & Aslan
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,196, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

Lucy adjusts to her new position as a queen of Narnia while coping with the lingering aftermath of the battle and the reality of death.

Cast a Long Shadow, We All Meet in the End

2009-07-30T21:03:04-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Petunia D. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,376, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

Lily left empty places behind her. A story about family, loss, memory, and the passage of time, written for RemixRedux 7.

By the Sword

2009-06-10T21:46:02-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Jadis the White Witch
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,148, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-10-09
Status: Complete

When Jadis and Cynara were twelve, they killed their older brother.

And in the Bottom of the Box

2009-06-04T22:31:01-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Spock
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Spock compares his timeline to its original. Thoroughly gen, depressingly philosophical.

Heart's Desire

2009-04-30T18:42:31-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jadis the White Witch
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

Jadis in the garden: separation from God is only a punishment if you believe in him.

Endurance

2009-04-16T21:00:16-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-16-09
Status: Complete

z"The thing is," Susan tells Edmund once, "you have to live in the world you're given."

Body Memory

2009-03-27T17:50:50-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Setsuna M. & Sara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 699, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

Setsuna never learned to use a sword.

Secrets

2009-03-18T23:21:14-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 13, Words: 143,531, Reviews: 55 Updated: 3-18-09 Published: 9-26-03
Status: In-Progress

CoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. WIP

None Sing Hymns to Breath

2009-03-06T17:40:34-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie & Aslan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

After Miraz's death and the Telmarines' surrender, Lucy finds herself at loose ends for a day. Introspective.

Seasons of Cloud and Shadow, Like the Desert Remix

2009-01-13T12:12:11-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Temari & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,671, Reviews: 31 Updated: 1-13-09 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Many waters cannot quench love; neither can the floods drown it. Love is as strong as death. ShikamaruTemari, light lime, death. Written for RemixRedux 6.

Cut Clean

2009-01-11T20:06:58-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,790, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

There weren't many labor slaves in Cardsburg, but Joris knew how the world worked. He just didn't think the knowledge would become personal. The Homeward Bounders.

To Be of Use

2009-01-01T21:10:16-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,803, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

When Joris was seven his family sold him to the Sarkoy Agency, a reputable trading house affiliated with the Cardsburg municipal slave mart. He expected to become entertainment for the wealthy. He did not expect Konstam Khan. The Homeward Bounders

Ephemera

2008-12-02T23:40:08-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Belial
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,603, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Belial in heaven, before the Fall. WIP

The Affairs of Dragons

2008-10-03T21:31:04-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Enchanted Forest
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,820, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-3-08
Status: Complete

In which Morwen loses her house, meets a princess and a knight, does a favor for the king of the dragons, makes a new friend, and finds a new home. Written for Femgenficathon IV.

Lemonade

2008-09-22T18:02:25-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 15, Words: 42,282, Reviews: 215 Updated: 9-22-08 Published: 10-3-05
Status: In-Progress

An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. [Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto] WIP

An Ounce of Prevention

2008-07-07T20:43:56-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Anko M.
Chapters: 24, Words: 26,990, Reviews: 442 Updated: 7-7-08 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE

Give and Take

2008-06-17T21:41:37-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,515, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-17-08
Status: Complete

A few years before the Kyuubi's attack, Ayakawa Yukiko's genin team travels to southern Fire Country on a deeply boring search and retrieval mission. Backstory for 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.'

Strange Likenesses

2008-01-19T09:10:50-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,490, Reviews: 107 Updated: 1-19-08 Published: 1-15-07
Status: In-Progress

What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP

Every New Beginning

2008-01-03T14:54:46-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Dokugakuji & Goku S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,986, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Dokugakuji and Goku, after a possible end to the journey. A reflection on family, friends, choices, karma, and reasons to keep living.

The Guardian in Spite of Herself

2007-12-20T10:02:30-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 53,750, Reviews: 394 Updated: 12-20-07 Published: 12-1-05
Status: In-Progress

The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP

Along the Way

2007-10-30T17:54:47-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,694, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-30-07
Status: Complete

Idealism is hard to balance against the rest of life. Hermione, post DH, mostly gen. Written for Femgenficathon III.

Locked Room Problems

2007-10-21T09:55:02-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,962, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

While searching for a mystical object in the temple of a demonic fertility goddess, Rupert Giles finds himself imprisoned in a single room, along with a man who has been caught in the same trap for nearly sixty years. [Crossover: BtVS, Indiana Jones]

Drought

2007-07-17T12:52:20-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Tragedy
Pairing: Temari & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 827, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Temari and her family, before and after the demon.

Samsara

2007-05-06T08:58:22-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Pairing: Kanan & Hakkai C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,604, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

Kanan and Gonou. Two become nothing.

Debts

2007-04-28T14:15:48-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Alexiel & Lucifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,245, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-28-07
Status: In-Progress

How many lives between Alexiel and Setsuna? How many loves? How many deaths? A reincarnation story.

Fixation, and Other Stories

2007-04-08T16:22:12-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 14, Words: 33,764, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

GinnyHarryDraco in various styles and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Rather experimental; please read the author's note for more details. COMPLETE

Making a Big Scene

2007-03-19T14:45:06-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Setsuna M. & Kira S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,009, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

One potential reason why Kira's gang doesn't like Setsuna.

How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals

2007-01-31T19:41:36-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat... A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories'.

Just Killing Time

2006-09-17T17:18:22-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

After Wave Country and before the chuunin exam, Team 7 kills time while waiting for Kakashi. No pairings, no warnings, just mild humor and kids being kids.

Comfort, The Extremely Basic Remix

2006-04-04T10:46:03-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,610, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

James tries to change his life; life doesn't wait for him. Light JamesLily. Written for RemixRedux 4.

Balance

2006-03-30T14:20:27-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,061, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Sara didn't accept Jareth's bargain, but she didn't leave the Labyrinth unmarked. A story of consequences, and two lonely, stubborn people learning to live with each other. COMPLETE

Hindsight

2006-01-11T15:56:13-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,529, Reviews: 36 Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

No man creates himself in isolation, and no mother intends her child to be a monster. A story of the Yagami family.

Lies

2006-01-06T12:55:42-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

After OotP, Ginny thinks about Tom, Harry, desire, fear, and the nature of truth. At what point do illusion and reality meet? Downbeat, not necessarily compliant with HBP.

Thirty Things About Ginny Weasley

2006-01-06T12:51:56-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

Exactly what the title says.

First You Have to Get There

2005-11-14T23:07:38-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 15,995, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-14-05 Published: 11-6-05
Status: Complete

After much stalling, Ginny goes on a date to Hogsmeade with Harry. Fifth year AU, sequel to 'Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later.' Fluffy, mild teenage angst. COMPLETE

Of a Feather

2005-10-29T15:34:10-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,021, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-29-05
Status: Complete

Harry Potter is a blithering idiot. Hermione sticks by him anyway. A friendship fic, set in the summer between OotP and HBP.

The Way of the Apartment Manager

2005-10-27T11:30:00-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 18, Words: 77,275, Reviews: 478 Updated: 10-27-05 Published: 6-4-05
Status: Complete

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

One of Those Days

2005-10-21T01:45:21-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,360, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-21-05
Status: Complete

Hermione calls on Harry to rescue her from an uncomfortable family reunion. Occasionally good things DO happen to good people, even when you least expect it.

Prison Keys

2005-10-01T19:47:42-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Hanabi H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-1-05
Status: Complete

Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.

Rituals

2005-09-11T12:22:15-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 41 Published: 9-11-05
Status: Complete

Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7, futurefic.

Wonderland

2005-08-08T14:01:43-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

Alice Longbottom, 200 words.

Knives

2005-07-28T19:43:17-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,179, Reviews: 23 Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

Beware, you who fight evil, lest you fall into darkness. Beware, you who invite the abyss into your heart. Ginny. Lucius. Harry. Guard your soul. Graphic torture, PTSD, self-harm, etc. Consider yourself warned.

Lessons

2005-07-12T16:54:39-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,496, Reviews: 48 Published: 7-12-05
Status: Complete

Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT

Tides

2005-07-02T14:11:07-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 19,155, Reviews: 100 Updated: 7-2-05 Published: 4-12-05
Status: Complete

Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE

Restoration

2005-06-11T13:33:07-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,040, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

What happens when the fighting ends? How do you pick up the loose threads of your life and weave them back together? A nonlinear, multi character, postwar scenario. Prequel to 'Paint the Town.'

Wearing Thin

2005-06-04T12:00:42-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Bill W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,580, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-4-05
Status: Complete

How much equality is possible in a relationship? How far can reciprocity go, particularly between people in different worlds? Bill Weasley and a Muggle during the second war. Slash, downbeat, philosophical.

See What's In Front of You

2005-05-21T09:38:21-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-21-05
Status: Complete

Two girls stumble into the dormitory, hand in hand, and collapse onto a bed in fits of laughter. HermioneGinny.

Paint the Town

2005-04-30T18:39:17-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 19,161, Reviews: 40 Published: 4-30-05
Status: Complete

z"You look like someone transfigured you into piano wire and went twang," said Ginny. "You need to unwind." Then things got weird. Post Hogwarts, femslash, slash, het, threesomes, light bondage, and alcohol. Sequel to 'Restoration.'

Tension, Before

2005-04-02T18:12:26-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,256, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-2-05
Status: Complete

Seeing Sasuke again after all these years is strange, and Sakura's not quite sure what to feel.

Definitions of Romance

2005-03-12T14:02:55-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,058, Reviews: 58 Published: 3-12-05
Status: Complete

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.

Minor Considerations

2005-02-11T18:22:08-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 468, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-11-05
Status: Complete

Jareth gets a reality check.

Falls the Shadow

2005-01-30T17:33:36-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Petunia D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-30-05
Status: Complete

After his seventh year at THAT place, Petunia has a final meeting with her nephew.

Heritage

2004-12-21T11:45:21-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Gormenghast
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,116, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-21-04
Status: Complete

Nothing comes from nothing. A story of the once proud Steerpike family and their downfall, until the only things left are memory and vengeance.

Straight Answers

2004-12-21T11:13:13-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 799, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-21-04
Status: Complete

Just how DOES all that chaos around Ranma stay balanced?

On Being The Girl

2004-07-24T18:21:48-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 784, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-24-04
Status: Complete

Some days it seems as though everyone in the wizarding world is obsessed by the fact that she has two X chromosomes. It drives Hermione mad.

In Light of Later Events

2004-06-27T09:38:00-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-27-04
Status: Complete

When Ginny was seven, her mother finally got around to explaining exactly who this You Know Who person was.

Sir Ron and the Green Knight

2004-06-01T11:13:24-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,591, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-1-04
Status: Complete

A faux Arthurian epic as told by the Lady Hermione le Fay. Danger! Seduction! Men hacking at each other with overly sharp pointy objects! A short dissertation on the idiocies of the feudal system! And true love! ...Well, maybe not the last one.

Seeds

2004-05-31T16:46:58-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-31-04
Status: Complete

A Death Eater meets an Auror in a forest. HarryDraco, blink and you miss it preslash.

Parseltongue

2004-05-02T14:19:11-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,058, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-2-04
Status: Complete

A dark room. A man. A woman. Listen to the hiss as it slides through the air, like chilled silk caressing your skin.

Running From Her Shadow

2004-04-22T18:42:35-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Jareth has no power over her, but Sarah didn't leave the Labyrinth unscathed.

Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later

2004-04-19T18:15:24-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,037, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-19-04
Status: Complete

In autumn of her fourth year at Hogwarts, Ginny's friend pushes her to do something about her longstanding crush. A pre OotP story: consider it an AU with no Umbridge. Prequel to 'First You Have To Get There.'

Family

2004-04-19T18:01:12-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Petunia D. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-19-04
Status: Complete

There are things Petunia doesn't think of.

Adrenaline Rush

2004-04-19T17:50:07-08:00

Author: Elizabeth Culmer
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-19-04
Status: Complete

Nabiki is riding the chaos, skating the leading edge of the storm.