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The Secret Life of St Bartbley Students

2009-07-23T09:21:09-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 14, Words: 27,963, Reviews: 215 Updated: 7-23-09 Published: 6-3-05
Status: In-Progress

PWP chapter fic. What the title says. Also Artemis in a skirt and is the ah... coughschoolslutcough Don't like, don't read. Simple ne? No Butler, sorry ppl. Only a whole lot of OC's. But don't worry, none of 'em are girls :P R&R! Chap 14 up!

A Question

2008-08-31T02:38:30-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,248, Reviews: 36 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

Artemis has a question for Holly, one which he says, only she can answer. What is it? Arty/Holly oneshot.

The Art of Rebelling

2008-08-29T21:13:23-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,183, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-29-08 Published: 4-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke is tired of his father's rules and wants to rebel. He enlists the help of his old babysitter, Orochimaru, to guide him in his new goal of breaking out of the Uchiha traditions. AU, yaoi, OOCness and crossdressing. Chapter 2 up.

Precious Treasures

2008-05-12T04:29:07-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Hands Off!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,436, Reviews: 78 Updated: 5-12-08 Published: 11-7-05
Status: In-Progress

A series of one shots concerning our favorite cousins. TatsukiKotarou. Hee hee. Yaoi and Inc. OMG UPDATED!

The Boyfriends Meet the Bodyguard

2008-05-09T06:48:36-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,735, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-9-08
Status: Complete

The long awaited meeting of Butler and Zack, Oliver and Will. What will happen?

The Meaning of Attraction

2008-02-07T04:43:32-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Mulch D. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,397, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

Mulch has a mental spill about his sudden feelings for everyones favorite Irish genius and Artemis has a few things to say about this sudden development. CRACK!PAIRING Go me!

A Twisted Purpose

2008-01-08T05:08:12-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,304, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

Naruto reflects on Haku's sacrifice during the battle on the bridge, the reason the the gentle boy died and his own feelings for the Mist Shinobi. Very light, lazy BL. NaruMALEHaku. Ending has been changed.

The Truth About Santa

2007-12-20T22:53:41-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-20-07
Status: Complete

Mrs Fowl forces five year old Artemis into having his picture taken with Santa Clause, Artemis is of course repulsed by the idea, he doesn't believe in Santa after all. However, the Mall Santa changes that.

The Gift

2007-11-11T02:27:25-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Vegeta & Bulma
Chapters: 12, Words: 20,753, Reviews: 102 Updated: 11-11-07 Published: 1-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Teen Bulma moves to a farm and Teen Vegeta is the stable boy who has a strange gift. UPDATED!

Guns, Sex and Space Fighters

2006-09-08T04:51:21-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,639, Reviews: 79 Updated: 9-8-06 Published: 2-12-05
Status: In-Progress

AU It's the year 3846. Earth is a wasted dump and humans now live in space collenies scattered around the universe. Butler is a warrior turned Bounty Hunter. Artemis is a murdrer with a price on his head. OOC and Slash umong other things R&R 8th chap UP!

Melody

2006-08-28T06:36:29-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-28-06
Status: Complete

YashaO talks of and reflects on the only thing that reminds him of AshuraO when they are not at the Castle of the Moon.

She's JUST a Computer

2006-08-10T03:29:07-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Juliet B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,608, Reviews: 45 Updated: 8-10-06 Published: 9-11-04
Status: In-Progress

For the past few month's Artemis has never stepped foot out of his room, he's in there ALL the time and when he's out, the door is locked! What is he DOING IN THERE! Well, the rest of the Fowl house hold want to find out! chap 5 UP!

Open My Eyes

2006-07-09T19:49:59-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: hack/SIGN
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,695, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

A rumor posted in the BBS gets Balmung thinking about his failing relationship with Kamui and his hidden love for Reki. Oneshot. Kind of long. Based off the manga. Shounen ai. BalmungReki.

Strangely Beautiful

2006-06-16T00:32:50-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,544, Reviews: 39 Updated: 6-16-06 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Artemis contemplates on his one sided love of Domovoi and death. Warning: Character Death. Don't read if that offends. Butler chapter has been added.

Alien test title

2006-03-11T18:59:00-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,691, Reviews: 19 Updated: 3-11-06 Published: 2-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Upon answering a distress signal. Butler and his crew of hardened soldiers find themselves on a hellish planet with a very dark secret. SLASH! Inspired by the Alien saga.

Ass Watching

2006-02-21T22:47:22-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,656, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-21-06
Status: Complete

Goku gets distracted from football practice by a certain cheerleader. coughvegetacough. Enjoy. AU, OOC and Yaoi. You know, all that good stuff. R&R

A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know

2006-02-20T01:11:12-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Foaly
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,119, Reviews: 114 Updated: 2-20-06 Published: 11-11-04
Status: In-Progress

The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's : Warning SLASH, R&R! Chap 10 UP!

Somthing to say I love you

2006-02-13T03:24:30-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,063, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

Butler gives Arty his Valentines Day present while the family are holidaying in Brazil. SLASH. My attempt at a Valentines Day fic.

In the Heat

2006-01-14T14:27:56-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 43 Published: 1-14-06
Status: Complete

While stuck in a particually hot chute. Holly and Artemis have a little talk. Slight fluff and a kiss.

Marry Me?

2006-01-10T07:51:02-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-10-06
Status: Complete

A little oneshot about Butler thinking back on when he asked Artemis to marry him. Told in Butler's POV. Slash. Mild fluff. OOC and Artemis in a wedding dress! XD

Just A Child?

2005-12-15T01:37:08-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,958, Reviews: 20 Updated: 12-15-05 Published: 1-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Just random adventure's in the life of a four year old Artemis. R&R! Chapter 2 up. Also I changed my name

My Wild Saiyan

2005-11-07T03:50:40-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,372, Reviews: 83 Updated: 11-7-05 Published: 4-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Goku is a 19yr old rich popular footabll player, Vegeta is a 17yr old wild boy in another world, Goku get's pulled into Vegge's world and the fun begins! R&R OOCness will occure! Chap 8 UP!

So Beautiful

2005-11-07T03:24:17-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Artemis asks Butler if he's beautiful, while the guard is dressing for work. From Butlers POV. Fluffy slash. R&R. Changed the title

I'm Not Scared

2005-10-28T14:42:20-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Hands Off!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 62 Published: 10-28-05
Status: In-Progress

My first Hands Off! Fic. Kotarou makes a midnight visit to Tatsukis room, during a storm. Fluff, Yaoi and Inc. Obviously. R&R Don't like? Don't click on the Story.

St Bartleby's School For Young Gentlemen

2005-09-02T01:49:27-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,585, Reviews: 63 Updated: 9-2-05 Published: 9-2-04
Status: In-Progress

This is my first Arty story so, be kind ppl! We've ALL seen Artemis doing what he does best! Being a brilliant criminal master mind : But, have you ever wondered what his SCHOOL life is like? R&R! Chapter 8 up.

Pillow Talk

2005-08-30T08:28:25-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,448, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-30-05
Status: Complete

Completely pointless. But I was bored. Pillow talk between Arty and Zack. SLASH Nothing but and other stuff... R&R. One Shot.

Of Bunnies and Bottles

2005-08-07T22:34:32-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,119, Reviews: 24 Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Contains Arty and his 'Possy', bunny suits and a trip to the Dean's office. Come look. I DARE you. Slash. OOC, some Ped stuff and OC's. R&R IF you like. If you don't. Go away.

Saved

2005-08-03T07:49:52-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,759, Reviews: 40 Published: 8-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes. A phone call is all it takes to save someone from ending it all. AH R&R! Rated for self abuse and dark thoughts.

The Colour Grey

2005-07-31T19:09:34-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Vegeta & Bulma
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,746, Reviews: 70 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 7-4-04
Status: In-Progress

When Bulma was four, there was a strange little boy in her preschool class, this strange child was taken away by the government one day, and no one saw him again, 12 year's later, Bulma discover's that she has some strange power's of her own! Chap 5 UP!

Chobits Vacation

2005-05-11T05:37:29-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Chobits
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,986, Reviews: 23 Updated: 5-11-05 Published: 9-14-04
Status: In-Progress

It's the summer holiday's! YAY! And the Chobits clan are going on a lil vacation to Minoru's parent's beach house! What will happen? Well, read and find out! R&R everyone! This is after the anime finished! Chap 3 UP!

Why are you in a skirt?

2005-05-02T08:28:13-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,342, Reviews: 64 Published: 5-2-05
Status: Complete

Artemis dresses up in a school girl uniform and is shagged by Butler. That's a tactless summery... Sorry ppl, I'm tired. R&R!

Behind Closed Door's

2005-05-01T22:52:12-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,073, Reviews: 30 Updated: 5-1-05 Published: 3-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Something I cooked up in the middle of the night, because I couldn't sleep. You would think Root hated Artemis wouldn't you? But they get along perfectly well when no one's there too see. Slash! OOC. Chapter 2 UP! (Which is chap 3)

You Look Like Someone I Used To Know

2005-04-21T02:39:00-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 28 Published: 4-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Luna gets thrown back into the Marauder era and falls for someone she never thought possible. LR. R&R!

Virtual love

2005-03-25T23:52:46-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,991, Reviews: 69 Updated: 3-25-05 Published: 6-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Goku is you're tipical teenager, well kind of, he and his close ring of friends all like the same anime show, The lead character is non other then Vegeta! Goku LOVE'S Vegeta, he has poster's of him all over his wall! Better Sum inside. Chap 4 UP!

In the Dead of Night

2005-03-18T20:16:26-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,035, Reviews: 57 Updated: 3-18-05 Published: 8-26-04
Status: In-Progress

AU! Vegeta (16) and his little brother's live in a home full of violence and rape, Goku (18) is Vegeta's faithfull boyfriend, who always puts Geta first above all thing's, better sum inside R&R! Rated R! ON HOLD

Live Prey Used to be Welcome To The Jungle

2005-03-15T16:50:13-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,173, Reviews: 84 Updated: 3-15-05 Published: 10-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Artemis has been kidnapped, snatched from his bed at St Bartleby's and it's up to Butler to save him, but saving Artemis won't be an easy task because the boy genius isn't there to help this time, Butler is all alone! chap 10 UP! SLASH!

A World Between Pages

2005-03-12T23:14:26-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,449, Reviews: 40 Updated: 3-12-05 Published: 7-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Goku, Vegeta and the rest of the Z gang are the most popular teens in their town, their perfect! BUT, what if they find this wired book in the library? What if they are pulled into this strange world, with no way home? Chapter 6 UP!

When the Moon Rises

2005-03-02T19:25:35-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,407, Reviews: 55 Updated: 3-2-05 Published: 1-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Some thing's we didn't see while the Bauldelaire's where staying at Count Olaf's. Warning: Slash, rape and some abuse! You've been warned R&R! Don't like, don't click on the link. Important AN!

Light and Dark

2005-02-25T21:00:13-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,545, Reviews: 43 Updated: 2-25-05 Published: 5-23-04
Status: In-Progress

AU. Goku, a 21yr old fighter and student who live's in The White City, Vegeta a 19yr gunman and student who live's in The Black City. They are not soposed to know eachother, they where not meant to meet! But fate led them to echother! Chap 4 UP!

As The Shadows Close In

2005-01-03T01:03:01-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,426, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-3-05
Status: In-Progress

After the Final Battle Harry sinks into a depression, his friend's are ignoring him, Remus has dissapeared, due to the many Werewolf hunter's and the Boy-Who-Lived is feeling like he saved the world for nothing. SLASH, Angryattheworld Harry. ON HOLD

A Child On The Royal Throne

2004-09-14T20:34:25-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,327, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-14-04 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Vegeta is 4, he's a spoiled, trouble making, prank playing little prince. This story is mainly following him around as he live's out his life as Crowned Prince of Vegetasei Chap 4 UP! sorry for the wait...

FREIZA GONE CRAZY!

2004-08-04T00:19:07-08:00

Author: ArtysSexKitten
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Vegeta & Frieza
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,385, Reviews: 50 Updated: 8-4-04 Published: 1-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Vegeta finds out what it's like when everyone on Freiza's ship, including Freiza himself go COMPLETELY INSANE! from to much space travel. If you like, R and R! ON HOLD, don't hurt me!