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Insomnia

2009-11-24T01:27:32-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Link & Tatl
Chapters: 28, Words: 132,387, Reviews: 392 Updated: 11-24-09 Published: 5-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.

DB 606

2009-06-12T01:22:12-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: de Blob
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,110, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Five varied pieces of amateur poetry. Sonnets, haikus, rap battles, and more!

Extinction Quotient

2009-02-24T18:52:00-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,052, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-24-09
Status: In-Progress

A man tries to escape Death herself.

Back of the Bar

2008-03-22T02:03:18-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 36,739, Reviews: 130 Updated: 3-22-08 Published: 1-28-07
Status: Complete

TP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.

Food Talk with Kirby!

2008-02-03T22:34:12-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,595, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

Kirby, a food critic? Oh, how hilarious I am. NOTE: rated for explicit language like "go jump in a lake and die" and explicit violence like jumping in a lake and dying. READ AND REVIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, PEOPLE!

Atheists in foxholes

2008-01-23T04:10:11-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,767, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-23-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. What kinds of stories do cornered soldiers tell?

Evil's Bane

2007-09-16T03:45:39-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 30,804, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-16-07 Published: 5-31-07
Status: In-Progress

Long in Hyrule's past, the Master Sword was forged by human hands. This is that story and others: how people from all walks of life changed history.

Winter Days

2007-08-06T04:49:27-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,839, Reviews: 59 Updated: 8-6-07 Published: 8-25-06
Status: Complete

It's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!

MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL

2007-07-23T04:41:46-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,947, Reviews: 30 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Midna is worse than Sonic, Midna is ugly, Midna is a stupid name, Midna is the worst Zelda character ever, Midna ate my dog, Midna is way overpowered, Midna made TP suck, and therefore MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL. It's slightly random. Slightly. R&R.

25

2007-06-27T23:55:05-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 20,674, Reviews: 50 Updated: 6-27-07 Published: 12-5-05
Status: Complete

Everybody dies – 25 people are about to discover how mortal they are. Comedy, evil, and tragedy come together. Who will be killed? Who is the killer? They know it’s one of them…

Mary Sue Millionth Anniversary!

2007-02-10T20:09:50-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,098, Reviews: 52 Updated: 2-10-07 Published: 3-3-06
Status: Complete

A new Smasher arrives. Woah. She is hot and Marth and Link like her. Original. She can't fight but she has purple eyes. Zomgtehcool. ITS A SERIOUS STORY NOT A PARODY STOP SO CALLING IT FUNNY, U FLAMERS! Sixth chapter! READ AND REVIEW BEFORE IT'S DELETED!

Psychosis

2007-01-31T18:16:48-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 811, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

My name is Samus Aran. This is not a diary, it is a story. This is not the story of my life, it is the story of your death.

Ultimate Weapon of the Chozo

2007-01-29T00:45:33-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 27,413, Reviews: 42 Updated: 1-29-07 Published: 1-18-06
Status: In-Progress

Though a peaceful people, their final legacy was one of destruction. As the war between the Pirates and the GF increases in intensity over a fabled weapon, the personal war between Aran and Ridley becomes deadly.

Antimatter

2006-11-27T18:59:08-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Kirby
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 12,409, Reviews: 33 Updated: 11-27-06 Published: 6-14-05
Status: Complete

The real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real story behind Kirby's Dreamland 3! Please read and review. Discontinued due to incredible old age.

Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box

2006-10-17T17:07:22-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,495, Reviews: 101 Updated: 10-17-06 Published: 12-20-05
Status: Complete

Kirby and Pikachu are great friends, albeit with dangerously lucid imaginations. Join them on their adventures around a… well… cardboard box. Discontinued.

Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits

2006-10-01T04:51:48-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 32 Updated: 10-1-06 Published: 7-6-06
Status: Complete

They don't fight crime, they… actually, I have no idea. But can they maintain their secret identities while… you know what? Just read the stupid story. And review. Reviews are good.

SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING STATUE

2006-09-18T02:42:16-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-18-06
Status: Complete

OH MY GAWD THIS STORY IS SO TOTALLY SERIOUS I COAUTHORED IT WITH HOOGI OMG IM WRITING IN CAPITALS AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION DONT THAT MAKE ME LEET? Oops... question mark.

omg! T3H TYP1CAL SUPR SMASH 13R05 T0URNM3NT ST0RY

2006-07-30T22:54:33-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 8,740, Reviews: 53 Updated: 7-30-06 Published: 5-1-05
Status: Complete

Oh no, oh no, the Smash Bros. are caught in Master Hand's plot to make this typically terrible and illogical story get lots of positive feedback: will they ever stop him in time? Note: this is so boring that you can read chapters out of order! R&R?

Metroid conFusion

2006-07-22T04:09:55-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 8,223, Reviews: 70 Updated: 7-22-06 Published: 7-30-05
Status: Complete

Samus returns to Zebes to find that it wasn't destroyed. Ridley plots something evil involving broccoli, while on the other side of the planet the Geemers launch a revolt! No, I don’t understand either. That's probably why it's discontinued.

WTF?

2006-07-20T23:59:50-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,220, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-20-06 Published: 5-22-06
Status: Complete

MarySue That's right Wigglytuff is the newest Smash Brother! But how will she cope with the challengers of being a Smash Brother and everyone hating her? WTFxMarth, WTFxLink, WTFxMario, WTFxEveryGuyInSSB. This is certainly not a parody, no sir.

OMFG KAOS

2006-06-22T06:31:50-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,920, Reviews: 47 Updated: 6-22-06 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

By me and hoogi. Master Hand makes all the Smash Brothers kill each other. The end. Woo. Read and review.

Kirby's Live Magic Show!

2006-06-18T02:31:29-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,176, Reviews: 59 Updated: 6-18-06 Published: 6-11-06
Status: Complete

Kirby 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. COMPLETE!

The Meta Knight and Wario Reject Show!

2006-06-13T18:25:15-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

[SSBB] Meta Knight and Wario start a Tv show where they moan about how they don't appear in SSBB fics. Then they die in an angsty way. The end. Read and review.

Dr Weirdlove

2006-05-18T05:12:03-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,193, Reviews: 29 Updated: 5-18-06 Published: 6-20-05
Status: Complete

or, 'How I learnt to stop worrying and love the romance fic'. ZeldaxDK! AdelinexPaula! Dark MatterxMewtwo! KirbyxPeach! AndrossxM. Brain! Read and review, this is HUMOUR, etc. [Oh, and it's discontinued... for fairly obvious reasons. Like quality.]

Light and Dark

2006-04-02T04:50:39-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Kirby
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,496, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

A collection of vaguely related, light hearted drabbles about the events in Amazing Mirror. Warning: trace elements of light humour. Consider yourself warned. Read and review. Three word sentence. Pop.

Autumn Days

2006-01-31T02:48:23-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 43,330, Reviews: 51 Updated: 1-31-06 Published: 4-20-05
Status: Complete

The Smashers are trapped in the house! The perpetrator of evilishness is revealed! The universe is collapsing! WILL I EVER GIVE THIS STORY A RESOLUTION? Hint: complete!

The Apple Tree War

2005-04-05T04:18:36-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Kirby
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,103, Reviews: 26 Updated: 4-5-05 Published: 3-4-05
Status: Complete

A comedy of apples.

Hercule Poirot's Christmas

2005-02-14T23:58:25-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,320, Reviews: 20 Updated: 2-14-05 Published: 12-4-04
Status: Complete

Finally! It's over! I'm not writing for HPC any more! Ever! Or ever! That's never! I bet you want me to shut up! Well I won't! Or will I? Read this story! Ignore the bad writing! And the exclamation marks!

Summer Days

2004-11-28T21:57:38-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 23,085, Reviews: 40 Updated: 11-28-04 Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

The Smashers all spontaneously combust. CHAPTER 7 NOW UP: Mario and Bowser face each other in a super climax. Its kewl. l33t w00t w00t SOnic iS in It!111 lol :o

How to write an OC Story

2004-07-14T22:51:59-08:00

Author: tikitikirevenge
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,211, Reviews: 60 Updated: 7-14-04 Published: 11-14-03
Status: Complete

If you wish to write an XMen fanfiction with an OC, follow these guidelines to make it as lame as possible. NEW CHAPTER I know the whole sort by update thing makes it obvious, but...