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Anatomy for Dummies

2009-01-27T07:07:48-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 5, Words: 21,083, Reviews: 234 Updated: 1-27-09 Published: 9-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.

The Perks of being a Vampire

2008-08-06T06:18:20-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,525, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-6-08
Status: In-Progress

SPOILER ALERT: further summary inside. A collection of one-shots, drabbles and fluff centered around everyones favorite vampire family.

Summer So She Says

2007-07-28T07:30:48-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,270, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-28-07 Published: 6-5-07
Status: In-Progress

The summer before seventh year, James and Lily discover they have one thing in common: they are both miserable.

You Make My Hair Flop

2007-06-06T09:05:15-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 568, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Lily makes James' hair flop.

Raising Hell or what he does best

2007-05-30T15:20:36-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

It was an utterly undeniable fact: Peeves had a crush on Lily Marie Evans. And everyone knew.

HR's Forgiveness

2007-04-07T19:53:57-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Office
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,626, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-7-07
Status: Complete

Moments in the lives of registered, and the unregistered, HR consensual relationship couples.

I Got You

2006-12-21T16:06:12-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

James reads a note Lily purposely left out for him to see. In the holiday spirit, James will do what it takes to woo his even if that means wearing a Santa beard.

Weeding the Pitch

2006-09-01T19:27:22-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Oliver W. & Katie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,883, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

When asked to join him in a ritual to celebrate the Quidditch Gods, Katie is intrigued enough to follow Oliver along for a night's adventure. Contains James Bond impersonations, fake rashes, and your favorite lessJKwritten shipper.

Assumptions

2006-08-10T20:50:03-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,460, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-10-06
Status: In-Progress

I'd have completely blamed bad timing for the entire incident, but it didn't exactly help that I was unknowingly caressing Lily Evans' underwear. ...T, obviously.

With A Face Only A Mother Could Love

2006-08-07T13:02:48-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,731, Reviews: 52 Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

...Unfortunately, this does not apply to James Potter. T for Language.

New Memory

2006-07-23T19:24:03-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Lily discusses her abysmal first kiss. James proves that future kisses will be much more satisfying. Oneshot.

A Few Quaffles Astray

2006-07-22T06:30:43-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,867, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

With Madame Pomfry missing in action and Oliver hospitalized by the one who’s been begging for his attention all year, you’re bound to get an interesting one shot. But poor Oliver just wants to read his Quidditch Times and be left alone!

Rational

2006-07-21T14:40:54-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Colin C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

In a moment of weakness, Colin destroys his Harry collection…. A short, feelgood bit about unexpected friends.

My Best Mistake

2006-06-04T10:50:42-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,096, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-4-06
Status: In-Progress

His wrists rest on the small of my back, and his gaze is intense as ever. I know what he’s thinking, and I’m wondering if I should be thinking about it, too... KBOW

Lessons in Relaxation

2006-05-31T10:47:57-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

Drinking is not the only form of relaxation. She said pointedly as James mumbled, Too right you are. ...Fun oneshot. Enjoy!

Someone To Answer My Cries

2005-10-09T15:09:41-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Charlie & Claire
Chapters: 8, Words: 21,111, Reviews: 72 Updated: 10-9-05 Published: 7-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Charlie struggles to find out who he really is while Claire tries to help him without jeopardizing their newfound relationship. Rated T for reference and mild swearing. Enjoy! Chapter 8 up!

The Light of My Life

2005-07-23T07:10:08-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Claire & Charlie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,263, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-23-05
Status: Complete

A few years after their rescue, Claire ponders the daunting task of telling her husband that she is carrying his baby. This is a oneshot of fluff and CC romance. Enjoy.

Alone

2005-01-15T17:52:57-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-15-05
Status: Complete

Depressing one-shot about feeling alone after everyone dies. Takes place after OotP. This was simply writen to write, no pressure to review. Please read, though, and review if you want to.

Second First Kiss

2005-01-13T03:51:05-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,413, Reviews: 25 Updated: 1-13-05 Published: 12-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Begins in sixth year. Lily gets her first kiss but isn't all that she had hoped it would be... LJ Romance later on... R&R. Enjoy!

Random Stories for Hyper People

2004-12-22T11:13:03-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 721, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-22-04 Published: 8-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Be warned: Incredibly random stories are included. Hyper people will enjoy this random collection of stories written by me when I was hyper. Chapter two is up. ENJOY!

Enemies They Shall Be

2004-09-09T17:59:51-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,666, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-9-04 Published: 8-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Hermione hates Draco. Draco hates Hermione. That is, until one september when Draco glimpses Hermione on the train. Draco, still up to his usual insults, tries to subtly tell her about his feelings. Will she give in? Will he stop hating Harry?

A Stag and a Flower

2004-08-31T13:58:08-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,158, Reviews: 54 Updated: 8-31-04 Published: 7-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Lily's parents' divorce has scarred her. She promised herself that she would not have feelings for any guy, but what happens when she ends up falling for the least expected one?

Tiptap Tiptap

2004-08-21T15:49:57-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

From Lily's P.O.V. This is a one-shot poem. Was inspired by Edgar Allen Poe. Please read and review! This is actually pretty good...dramatic and in-the-moment kind of thing...

He Loves Me

2004-08-16T17:24:06-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,742, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-16-04
Status: Complete

one-shot... (unless I get enough reviews it will remain one..) James broke Maragrets heart. Lily assumed he did so because 'her time was over' but how could she have been more wrong? Lily's P.O.V. READ AND REVIEW! ENJOY!

Rubber Band

2004-08-11T17:04:16-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-11-04
Status: In-Progress

WARNING: contains highly random ideas. Don’t review and say it’s stupid because I already know... hee hee. anyway. see title. hee hee. tis funny. please r&r!

London Heartbreak

2004-07-24T17:18:48-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 784, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-24-04 Published: 7-23-04
Status: In-Progress

James is a famous movie star. Lily is an everyday writer. They broke up years ago, but someone stands in the way of them getting back together.

Haunting Memories

2004-07-18T14:08:07-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry ran his hands along the back of a chair. He took time to feel each tare and whole that was missing from the cushion. The house had been said to be haunted, but that rumor seemed so distant now that he had known the truth for two years.

The Unidentified Purple Goo

2004-07-12T15:30:22-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Ginny encounters an odd substance. Her foot will never be the same again.

Filch's Ms Norris

2004-07-09T10:26:27-08:00

Author: redireas
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-9-04
Status: Complete

this is a one-shot about how argus filch meets ms. norris. its kind of random and dramatic. please R&R!