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Pass the Muffins

2008-12-14T16:32:51-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zelda
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,193, Reviews: 110 Updated: 12-14-08 Published: 11-18-05
Status: In-Progress

All Zelda wanted one morning was a cinnamon muffin. Warning, this fic contains muffins, idiocy, and flamethrowers. You have been warned.

The Chronicles of Crack fic

2008-11-07T21:33:24-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-7-08 Published: 9-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Various Narnia crack pairings written for the lulz. Because life without crack!fic is not worth living.

Loss of Freedom Poker Edition

2007-04-18T17:43:52-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,612, Reviews: 51 Updated: 4-18-07 Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

One day, Kish loses his freedom to Masaya in a game of poker. This is NOT for Masaya fans. -COMPLETE-

Potions Class Mayhem

2006-10-05T19:54:08-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,688, Reviews: 24 Updated: 10-5-06 Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

Harry accidentally turns Malfoy's potion into a love potion. SLASH! R&R, please. -COMPLETE-

Dear Diary

2006-10-04T18:02:36-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,236, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-4-06
Status: Complete

Another mock!fic, brought to you by a rather annoyed authoress. Oneshot.

Under the Influence

2006-09-02T15:18:54-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 17, Words: 5,230, Reviews: 113 Updated: 9-2-06 Published: 4-20-05
Status: In-Progress

ROYED drabbles centered around Roy and Ed learning about their pairing on the internet and all the weirdness and randomness that ensues. -ABANDONED-

The Legend of Derag

2006-05-29T20:08:22-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,229, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

A story about Link's son, Ganondorf's daughter, and MarySues! Are you ready for some bashing? Lack of real plot. Oneshot.

The MarySue Chronicles: HP

2006-04-07T21:06:36-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,298, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-7-06
Status: Complete

Mary, sister of Sue, invades the HP fandom to have hawt secks with whomever she can seduce, but it all goes terribly wrong. Oneshot, R&R.

Hot Green and Sexy, What More Do You Need?

2006-02-14T15:34:54-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-14-06
Status: Complete

It's Valentine's Day in Hyrule! And what's this? Ganondorf is getting all the Valentines and Link isn't? Not even from Zelda? What's going on? Oneshot.

The Power of Mew!

2005-11-17T18:19:21-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,242, Reviews: 52 Updated: 11-17-05 Published: 4-4-05
Status: In-Progress

A lovely fic about the lives of the TMM characters! Randomness galore! Warning: Masaya bashing. -ABANDONED-

Jack's New Nickname!

2005-02-06T15:33:36-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Newsies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-6-05
Status: Complete

Sarah gives Jack a pet name that he would rather not have anyone find out about. Oneshot.

Survivor: Creepy Mansion Thing

2005-02-04T18:51:07-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,976, Reviews: 19 Updated: 2-4-05 Published: 4-5-04
Status: Complete

Kagome and Sesshomaru get really pissed off at some people they know and find a way to get their ultimate revenge. -COMPLETE-

The Lord of the Rings

2004-02-03T15:38:45-08:00

Author: omnipotent otaku
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-3-04
Status: Complete

A LotR poem that can be sung to the tune of My Favorite Things, just because.