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Blasted Wreck of a Cat

2009-05-06T22:12:52-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,938, Reviews: 29 Updated: 5-6-09 Published: 2-15-07
Status: In-Progress

“And you are off your rocker,” Draco informed him. “I am only marginally evil and I am not holding Granger’s cat hostage.” [might be DMHG, but right now it's mostly DMcrookshanks...]features sleep deprived!draco and shedding!crookshanks

Undercover Lovers

2006-12-29T02:31:13-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,653, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-29-06 Published: 11-28-06
Status: In-Progress

Dumbledore has hatched ANOTHER evil plot to torture his students, namely Draco and Hermione, and the term “interhouse relations” takes on a whole new meaning. [Dramione]

Christmas Lies

2006-12-21T01:03:36-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,958, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

“What is the meaning of this, Granger? I know that I am devastatingly attractive, but Accioing me is terribly unbecoming and little stalkerish.” [oneshot, terribly chiched]

Muggle Locks

2006-12-16T23:59:22-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

“Damn it, Malfoy, now is not the time to remind me of how goodlooking you are. Don’t even try, I know exactly what you were going to say.” [oneshot, implied slash]

Of PJs and Panties

2006-12-16T23:41:43-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 482, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

“And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.” [oneshot]

Dog Shitting Razorblades

2004-06-29T21:00:20-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-29-04
Status: Complete

Hermione finally sees what Ron is really made of, and decides it's time for some revenge. [onshot, songfic, AU, posthogwarts, character death]

Blood Letters

2004-06-17T00:39:11-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 711, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-17-04
Status: Complete

“I know you can never love me, but how can you hate me? This is the last time I will write, so goodbye, Angel. Goodbye.” [oneshot, character death]

Pity

2004-06-16T13:17:45-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-16-04
Status: Complete

Neville finally snaps...One-shot.

Numb

2004-02-24T21:13:05-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-24-04
Status: In-Progress

SongFic to Linkin Park's "Numb" Draco refuses to follow in his father's footsteps and pays the ultimate price. PG13 for violence.