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2009-06-08T23:10:49-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Crossover: Numb3rs and Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Ian E. & Elle G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,312, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Charlie Eppes and Ian Edgerton appreciate each other, in spite of their differences. First, Ian meets up with friends in a pool hall and the topic of Charlie comes up. Billy Cooper, Terry Lake, Elle Greenaway, Penelope Garcia.

Knight of the Voice Over

2009-06-02T11:43:32-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Crossover: Knight Rider and Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: KITT & Colby G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,179, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

Colby Granger gets some help from a futuristic car and its driver. This is based on the new Knight Rider series.

Standing Tall

2009-01-22T23:26:50-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,640, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Charlie's mind is far reaching. Unfortunately, his fourteen year old self is not.

C is for Cash Cab

2009-01-22T12:57:14-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Crossover: CSI: New York and Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,623, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-22-09 Published: 1-21-09
Status: Complete

Technically, this is a crossover with Cash Cab. However, there's a special guest appearance by my favorite character from CSI: NY!

Blind Date

2009-01-21T21:08:21-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Crossover: Numb3rs and Mentalist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Colby G. & Teresa L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,515, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-21-09
Status: Complete

CBI Agent Teresa Lisbon, FBI Agent Colby Granger, a blind date, Italian Food, a puzzle and some math.

The Eyes Have It

2009-01-20T20:22:27-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Don E. & Megan R.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,760, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-20-09 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

A raid on an animal smugger's home puts Don's life in danger. Author's Note... This is an AU fic that contains Megan AND Nikki because I like both.

One Hundred Words

2008-09-06T19:40:24-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 744, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-6-08 Published: 3-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Drabbles are an exerchise in editing as much as they are in writing. Chapter three is up, it's about Poor Alan being Struck Down in the Prime of Life! Oh, the Humanity!

M is for Mannly Beauty

2008-08-28T11:01:03-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-08
Status: Complete

Alan has it bad for Margaret Mann. Yet another story for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge.

Closing Argument

2008-08-25T13:49:56-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Crime/Friendship
Pairing: Don E. & Megan R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-25-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes even tough guy Don Eppes needs a hand from a higher power. Written in February of 2007. Edited to fix problem with language. I do actually know the difference between conscious and conscience!

Z is for Zubeneschamali

2008-08-24T21:20:42-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Megan R. & Larry F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

Can Larry alleviate Megan's loneliness with a cosmic metaphor? This was written for the 2007 Summer Alphabet Challenge, but it was written in May of 2008.

Z is for Zounds!

2008-08-21T19:20:56-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Family
Pairing: Larry F. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,549, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

Larry is unhappy because Megan has left. Charlie is unhappy because they're playing Scrabble. Note: This story was technically written to wrap up the 2007 Summer Alphabet fiction. It was, however, written in May of 2008.

Y is for Yucca

2008-08-18T23:18:20-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Friendship
Pairing: Colby G. & Megan R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,732, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

This was written for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge. Colby and Megan on a stakeout, non-rational criminals, and very sharp plantlife.

C is for Claudia

2008-08-18T10:36:27-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: David S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

Another story from my 2007 Summer Alphabet Collection. Claudia Gomez is now an ME for the Feds. It's a good job, but sometimes it stinks.

Z is for Zero Hour, Ground Zero

2008-08-17T18:56:03-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-17-08
Status: Complete

The world changed on Sept. 11, 2001. So did Claudia and her family. This is a follow up to "Q is for Quinceañera".

Q is for Quinceañera

2008-08-14T17:47:09-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,915, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-14-08
Status: Complete

During the 2007 Summer Alphabet Challenge, I did a lot of stories about the minor characters. Here's the first one. Claudia at 15, just on the verge of becoming a woman . . . and maybe something more.

U is for Underwhelmed

2008-08-13T22:47:45-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Alan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,565, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-13-08
Status: Complete

In the second season episode, The O.G., Alan confers with his sons about what to buy his date for her birthday. He winds up buying her something inappropriate and I wondered why. This angsty story was the reason I came up with.

D is for Defenestration

2008-08-13T00:08:35-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,940, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-13-08
Status: Complete

Still posting fics from the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge. This story deals with the death of a female character, not Amita, in humorous and ENTIRELY innappropriate manner. Because I can be a sick puppy when I want to be. No drinking, you've been warned.

Starry, Starry Night

2008-06-17T22:03:19-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Charlie E. & Larry F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-17-08
Status: Complete

Larry gets a visitor.

The Mathematics of Mother's Day

2008-05-12T09:40:56-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,408, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-12-08 Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

The trouble with being a thirteen year old genius is dealing with a thirteen year old's budget. So what's Charlie to do, all alone in Princeton when Mother's Day is coming?

Fifteen Minutes

2008-04-03T22:43:03-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Romance
Chapters: 21, Words: 10,381, Reviews: 43 Updated: 4-3-08 Published: 8-13-07
Status: In-Progress

A group of short stories based in the Numb3rsverse. Each chapter is inspired by a different word or phrase. The main connection is that each of them was written, or supposed to be written, in fifteen minutes or less.

What Happens in Vegas

2008-04-01T20:07:26-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Charlie E. & Alan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,435, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, isn't it? So, what happened?

Life's a Beach

2008-03-20T19:09:06-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Alan E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,302, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

It's cold, it's foggy and where did those poodles come from? Originally written in July, 2006 for the Numb3rs Flash Fic Community at Live Journal. Specifically, Challenge #20 - 3 o’clock in the Morning

PI Day

2008-03-20T18:38:39-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,925, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-20-08 Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

March 14 AKA 3.14 is National PI Day. Naturally enough, Charlie likes to make pie on 3.14. The results are, well, not univerally popular. Originally created for the Pie challenge at Numb3rs100 at LiveJournal and the PI Day challenge at Numb3rs dot Org.

Bitter Suite

2008-03-16T22:07:29-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Amita R. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,954, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-16-08 Published: 3-13-08
Status: In-Progress

What's a math goddess to do when she's not gettin' enough lovin? AKA How do you write a schmoopy Charlie&Amita romance using the prompt word "bitter"? That was the challenge at the Numb3rs Write Off community at LiveJournal. This is my response.

Z is for Zamarra

2008-03-11T21:02:33-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Alan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-11-08
Status: Complete

Alan and Millie want to get away for a while. A trip to Big Bear should be relaxing, yes? Yet another story based on the three word challenge Woman, Sheepskin, Marijuana. Sorry, but this one is just not getting old.

M is for Millie

2008-02-11T10:14:07-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-11-08 Published: 2-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Another story from Numb3rs dot org's Summer 2007 Alphabet Challenge. This is about Millie's arrival at Cal Sci.

E is for Eppes

2008-01-29T10:30:55-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Friendship
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,280, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

Just two brothers gazing at what stars that can be seen through the haze of LA's light pollution. My personal favorite of all 53 stories that I did for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge.

N is for NeoNatal ICU

2008-01-27T21:18:36-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

An automobile crash might take his wife and daughter away.

S is for Siblings

2008-01-26T22:32:53-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

The haunting question of the day. What's the best kind of sibling to have?

B is for Bill W

2008-01-23T23:09:56-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-23-08
Status: Complete

Yet another story for the Summer 2007 Alphabet Fiction Challenge. Charlie doesn't want to be on TV, who's he gonna call?

E is for Exceptions

2008-01-22T20:09:43-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Special Agent Ian Edgerton doesn't understand much about Professor Charlie Eppes. He's going to learn something, whether he wants to or not.

I is for Ian Edgerton

2008-01-22T16:35:39-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Terry L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 731, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

A sniper's eye is a dangerous thing. This story, written for the 2007 Summer Alphabet Challenge at Numb3rs dot org, was partly inspired by an episode of Mythbusters.

J is for Janus

2008-01-21T20:39:59-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Pairing: Don E. & Larry F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Don informs Larry about the events in the Janus List. Companion to "A is for Appreciation" and "H is for Hesternopothia"

H is for Hesternopothia

2008-01-21T20:04:27-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,900, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Charlie isn't reacting to the events in the Janus List the way Don had expected. Is this a good thing? A companion piece to "A is for Appreciation" and "J is for Janus."

A is for Appreciation

2008-01-21T19:06:13-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,069, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Don explains the events of the Janus List to Dr. William Bradford. A companion story to "H is for Hesternopothia" and "J is for Janus"

W is for Watch Out

2008-01-21T18:51:21-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Don Eppes is going to be late. Or is that, Don Eppes is going to be the Late Don Eppes? This is anti-angst!

Straying Lamb

2008-01-21T11:24:54-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 637, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-21-08 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

This was written for the Numb3rs100 challenge, Black Sheep. Don and Charlie are good boys, but even good boys have their black sheep moments. Chapter 1 is Don, Chapter 2 is Charlie.

X is for Xenobombulate

2008-01-21T11:23:53-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,958, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Charlie and Don had some rough spots when they were growing up. This story isn't about any of them. Because it couldn't have been all rough spots! Written for the 2007 Alphabet Fiction Challenge. For more stories, check out Numb3rs dot org!

P is for Perseids

2008-01-20T20:54:45-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Charlie E. & Amita R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

This was orginally for the 2007 Summer Alphabet Challenge for Numb3rs dot org. Charlie and Amita do a little star gazing. Well, meteor gazing.

Staff Christmas Party

2007-12-25T12:01:45-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Christmas at CalSci.

An Eppes Family Christmas

2007-12-24T23:12:32-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,424, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

Everybody's home for their first Christmas since the boys started college. Will they be able to make this a Merry Christmas?

Eight for One

2007-12-13T21:39:22-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

Charlie's in a car accident the night before Hanukkah begins.

Champagne Spirits

2007-12-01T11:48:09-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Charlie E. & Amita R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

Charlie doesn't believe in ghosts, so what has him in such high spirits? Originally for the CharlieXAmita Spirits prompt at the 10 Random Prompts comm at Live Journal. And for the 15 Minute Champagne Challenge at Numb3rs dot org

What Margaret Was Thankful For

2007-11-26T14:20:25-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,838, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-26-07 Published: 11-24-07
Status: Complete

Margaret is ill, but that does not mean that Thanksgiving has to be grim. Set in the year that Margaret was diagnosed and Don transferred back to Los Angeles.

Charlie Eppes and the Deep Fried Turkey

2007-11-20T09:10:43-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,225, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-20-07 Published: 11-18-07
Status: Complete

Originally posted at Numb3rs dot org. This is a not.to.be.taken seriously look at the Eppes residence at Thanksgiving.

F is for Food Fight

2007-11-16T09:33:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,013, Reviews: 24 Updated: 11-16-07 Published: 11-12-07
Status: Complete

This is yet another refugee from Numb3rs dot org's 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge. It's a combination of F is for Food Fight and its sequel, F is for Finals. It's silly. It's somewhat OOC. It is under a food advisory... NO EATING! NO DRINKING!

Trick or Treat by the Numb3rs

2007-11-11T16:14:33-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Larry F. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-11-07 Published: 11-8-07
Status: In-Progress

Larry learns that one good turn deserves another. This is the sequel to Larry's Life o'Larceny. It was posted on Numb3rs dot org last November. So, yes, it's late again. But what better excuse to dig into that stash of Halloween candy?

Larry's Life o'Larceny

2007-11-07T17:42:31-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Larry F. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 841, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-7-07 Published: 11-6-07
Status: Complete

Orginally titled Larry's Life o'Crime, but Larceny is more alliterative. Yes, it's been posted at Numb3rs dot org and LiveJournal. Can't believe that Larry would steal something? Of course he wouldn't, not under normal circumstances.

Somewhat Like a Halloween Weekend

2007-10-31T18:12:32-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-31-07
Status: Complete

Here are three more stories Somewhat, Weekend, Halloween from the 15 Minute Challenge. Since I linked them together, I put them in their own story.

J is for Jaguar

2007-10-31T12:29:31-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Megan R. & Larry F.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,218, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-31-07 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

Another entry in the 2006 Summer Alphabet Fiction challenge. Megan moves in to her new condo, Larry wants another classic car, Don plots and Charlie counterplots. The last of the Handyman trilogy after "H is for Handymen" and "V is for Valet Parking."

V is for Valet Parking

2007-10-28T16:33:34-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Megan R. & Larry F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,568, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-28-07 Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

Megan goes to CalSci, hoping for a little private time with Larry. If she got it, there'd be no story. This is 2nd in the Handymen trilogy, between H is for Handymen and J is for Jaguar. For the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge at Numb3rs dot org.

H is for Handymen

2007-10-27T13:08:34-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: Megan R. & Larry F.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,292, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-27-07 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

Another entry from the 2006 Summer Alphabet Fiction Challenge. Megan has a new condo. So, how many big strong Feds can she get to help her? This is the first story of the Handymen Trilogy. V is for Valet Parking is 2nd. J is for Jaguar is the 3rd.

K is for Kodak

2007-10-20T16:36:58-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Don E. & Robin B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,756, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

Don and Robin Eppes have a baby! Awww... very fluffy, you might want to brush your teeth after. Yes, for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge at Numb3rs dot org.

D is for Diamond

2007-10-19T23:43:19-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Crime/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,741, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-19-07 Published: 10-18-07
Status: In-Progress

I wanted to write a diamond heist for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Fiction Challenge at Numbers dot org. This didn't turn out as serious as I expected it to, but it's based on a true story.

I is for Inclined Plane

2007-10-18T09:21:20-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Amita R. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,718, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-18-07 Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

Charlie takes Amita out to lunch so she can tell him about her trip to India. This is the follow up to W is for What Women Want. It's set between Season Two and Season Three. Yes, it was for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Fiction Challenge. How did you guess?

Y is for Yahrzeit

2007-10-16T19:49:28-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/General
Pairing: Don E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,539, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Jessica Malloy stops by the cemetary to honor the first anniversary of Nikki Davis's death. She wonders if Don Eppes will come, and she wonders what she'll say to him if he does.

B is for Birthday Surprise

2007-10-16T11:08:24-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Friendship
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,615, Reviews: 41 Updated: 10-16-07 Published: 10-10-07
Status: Complete

Q: How do you spring a surprise birthday party on a well trained and heavily armed FBI agent? A: Very carefully. AN: This was originally for the Summer 2006 Alphabet Challenge for Numb3rs dot Org.

X is for Xeauik eref em nemmet

2007-10-15T10:18:42-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Friendship
Pairing: Megan R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 849, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

Megan Reeves and Liz Warner find themselves in a tight corner. Maybe next time, they'll just go to Bolivia.

A is for Amita

2007-10-10T20:19:50-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Amita R. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-10-07
Status: Complete

Amita Ramanujan tries to bring her 'A' game to her first meeting with her thesis advisor. Unfortunately, fate seems to conspiring against her. This was originally for the Summer 2006 Alphabet Challenge for Numb3rs dot Org.

G is for Garage

2007-10-09T10:36:51-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 976, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-9-07
Status: Complete

Don had to persuade him that he couldn't solve his real problem by hiding in the garage. Yet another story for the Summer 2006 Alphabet Challenge for Numb3rs dot Org.

E is for Entropy

2007-10-09T10:33:21-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-9-07
Status: Complete

Charlie ponders the various meanings of entropy and how they apply to his life. AN: This was originally for the Summer 2006 Alphabet Challenge for Numb3rs dot Org.

R is for Reconnaissance Man

2007-10-08T21:59:51-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 621, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

The hunted becomes the hunter.

Y is for Yagi Uda

2007-10-08T21:40:56-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Alan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

A man, a plan, a recalcitrant roof antenna known as the Yagi Uda. AN: This was originally for the Summer 2006 Alphabet Challenge for Numb3rs dot Org.

V is for Very Special Brownies

2007-09-29T23:10:50-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Amita R. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,506, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-29-07
Status: Complete

Amita wakes up in a strange bed, and she's not alone.

Z is for Zelotypia

2007-09-05T19:53:39-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Crime
Pairing: David S. & Colby G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,452, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-5-07
Status: Complete

Third in the Obsessed trilogy. David and Colby go in search of trouble and find more than they wanted. This is an expanded version of what I entered in the Numb3rs dot org 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge.

Q is for Quidnuncs

2007-09-04T12:33:47-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: David S. & Colby G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-4-07
Status: Complete

Part 2 of the Obsessed Trilogy. This was written between Season 2 and Season 3, so, no, it doesn't fit canon. Yes, it was written for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge. Yes, I have a lot of these. I went through the entire alphabet. Twice.

O is for Obsession

2007-09-03T17:23:49-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Crime
Pairing: Charlie E. & Amita R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

Someone is obsessed with Amita, and not in a good way. This is the first of the Obsessed trilogy. No, I have no idea where it came from. And yes, this is yet another story from the Numb3rs dot org 2006 Alphabet Fiction Challenge.

Z is for Zeno's Paradox

2007-09-02T22:23:13-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: David S. & Colby G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,545, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

Just another day at the office from David Sinclair's POV. Although the events in Cold Case are not directly referenced here, this is sort of a sequel to that story. Also for the Summer 2006 Alpha Challenge for Numb3rs dot Org

C is for Cold Case

2007-09-02T16:37:52-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Family
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,310, Reviews: 32 Updated: 9-2-07 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

Don and his team catch a cold case involving missing and possibly dead children. As usual, they turn to Charlie for assistance, but not the usual assistance that they get from their resident genius. This was written for the 2006 Alphabet Challenge

Diseases Desperate Grown

2007-08-27T19:18:54-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,859, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-27-07 Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

A depressed Harry visits the Burrow after the TriWizard tournament. Is there any way to get him to forgive himself for something that wasn't his fault?

L is for Larry

2007-08-23T12:32:07-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Larry F. & Megan R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,093, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

Larry and Megan meet for lunch. Yes, another from the 2006 Alphabet Fiction challenge. It's a follow up, of sorts, to M is for Megan.

M is for Megan

2007-08-20T21:51:42-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Crime/Humor
Pairing: Megan R. & Colby G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,525, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

Megan is having a bad day, but not as bad as some of the people around her. Yes, another entry in the 2006 Alphabet Fiction Challenge

W is for What Women Want

2007-08-20T13:02:20-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Charlie E. & Amita R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,767, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

After Amita receives a job offer from Harvard, she has to decide what her next step is. Set after Undercurrents in Season Two and written before Season Three. And yes, for the 2006 Alphabet Fiction Challenge at Numb3rs dot org.

X is for Xiphoid Process

2007-08-19T21:20:52-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Crime/Family
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,789, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-19-07
Status: Complete

Don and Charlie are in a bit of a bind here. Can Charlie's math get them out?

Weasley Vs Potter

2007-08-19T10:04:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,385, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-19-07 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

After Ginny spent a night in detention with Harry Potter, you'd think they'd be getting along better. This is somewhat closer to canon that A Sirius Situation, but it's still AU.

U is for UHF

2007-08-17T11:49:25-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Don E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,511, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

Don finds an unexpected program on an obscure UHF television channel.

N is for 98 Point 6 Degrees of Separation

2007-08-16T12:53:43-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,858, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-16-07
Status: Complete

I know people bargain with You all the time. I know that forgiveness is probably too much to ask for, but please, this one thing and I'll never ask for anything again. Sequel to the other Summer 2006 Summer Alpha challenge story, T is for Terminal

T is for Terminal

2007-08-15T21:57:29-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Don E. & Terry L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,467, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

A chance meeting in an airport terminal shows that things might not be as hopeless as they look. This was originally written for, guess what, the 2006 Alphabet Challenge at Numb3rs dot org.

Detention

2007-08-09T20:35:31-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,855, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

Detention with Snape is never fun. For this particular detention, he has come up with a classically tedious task that he hopes will keep Potter and Weasley busy for several weeks.

Shelter from the Rain

2007-08-09T20:20:09-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Larry F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,255, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

Professor Laurel Wilson often thought that, under the right circumstances, walking in the rain with your significant other can be romantic. Note: follow up to the first season episode Sabotage.

A Sirius Situation

2007-07-18T20:57:12-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 26, Words: 47,310, Reviews: 112 Updated: 7-18-07 Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

I deeply apologize for the delay in this story. I've had to rework it many times in order to get the plot to work. I'm going to be posting it in sections, so no more cliffhangers.Thank you so much for your patience. I hope this is worth your time.

Breathe

2003-06-19T21:01:37-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-19-03
Status: Complete

Ron winds up in the hospital, but he manages to have a good time, anyway

A Harry Situation

2003-06-19T19:44:52-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 28, Words: 173,436, Reviews: 643 Updated: 6-19-03 Published: 4-11-02
Status: Complete

A summer of owls gives way to a school year of OWLs. Yet allies and fun still lurk in unexpected places. I just updated Chapter 25 to fix the problem of the unfinished sentence. PS. This story is 25 Chapters long, in spite of claiming to have 28.

Harry Potter and the Bookwyrm

2002-12-27T23:17:41-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 6, Words: 19,199, Reviews: 58 Updated: 12-27-02 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

It's Christmas Eve and Harry has a small problem with a big Bookwyrm. On top of that, Sirius Black is lurking about. Now the EPILOGUE is UP! Merry Christmas!

Coffee Clash

2002-11-23T21:20:43-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,773, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-23-02 Published: 8-24-02
Status: Complete

Don't mess with Jo's coffee. She's grumpy in the morning.

Harry Potter Filk Songs

2002-08-25T18:38:47-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 519, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-25-02 Published: 5-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Name change! Now three chapters: Once Upon a Time in Hogwarts, Favorite Game (Favorite Things from Sound of Music), Harry's Wondrous World (It's a Small World)

AsSorted Marauders

2002-08-24T22:49:56-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Remus L. & James P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,781, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-24-02 Published: 7-13-02
Status: Complete

A two shot about the Mauraders arriving at Hogwarts.Chapter One: Remus meditates on a possibly fatal oversight.Chapter Two: James is homesick.

Planning Ahead

2002-05-25T23:23:31-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,666, Reviews: 32 Updated: 5-25-02 Published: 5-19-02
Status: Complete

Ginny Weasley's plans before her first year at Hogwarts. Chapter two takes place eleven years after chapter one. Fluff Alert!

Keeping In Touch

2002-04-21T21:16:44-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-21-02
Status: Complete

Hermione keeps in touch with everybody. Her husband has a problem with this.

Trick or Treat

2002-03-18T21:03:25-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 13,328, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-18-02 Published: 11-23-01
Status: Complete

Halloween at Quark Towers. Rusty the Boy Robot goes trick or treating. Dwayne Hunter and Erica Slate are set up. The Pit Crew babysits Big Guy. This is COMPLETE!

Jam

2001-11-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,921, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-1-01 Published: 10-5-01
Status: Complete

Hunter's in a jam, and this time, it's Big Guy who needs to be rescued.

If Witches Were Horses

2001-07-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 23,211, Reviews: 18 Updated: 7-6-01 Published: 6-12-01
Status: Complete

Mekhanikles attacks, Sadira assists and Aladdin finds himself in a strange predicament. It's COMPLETE!

Desk Job

2001-06-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,086, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-12-01
Status: Complete

Mira helps Commander Nebula evade an enemy.

Hidden Treasure A shortshort

2001-04-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-30-01
Status: Complete

Iago has a dream... and a map.

If Only In My Dreams

2001-04-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,278, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-20-01
Status: Complete

Aladdin's friends are plagued with bad dreams. Or is something more sinister going on?

A Dramatic Entrance

2001-04-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: DarkWing Duck
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,874, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-20-01
Status: Complete

Steelbeak plans an ambush. (This is a complete story!)

A Suitable Gift

2001-04-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Jelsemium
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,851, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-5-01 Published: 3-26-01
Status: Complete

Jasmine's latest suitor tries to win Jasmine's heart by cheating