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Undercover Pharaoh

2010-01-07T06:18:54-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,366, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-7-10
Status: In-Progress

When an accident leaves Yugi in charge of the Mutous' new gameshop, he hires a handyman to help out. But the mysterious 'Yami Green' is much more than he seems. Uncovering the truth will lead them both to danger--and love. Romantic-suspense AU Yami/Yugi

i burn, i pine, i perish

2010-01-06T20:05:15-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Crow: Stairway to Heaven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-6-10
Status: Complete

Eric composes a poem for Shelly, pouring out his pain, grief, and love. "I swallow those/three words that lie like runes/on my tongue..."

Trask

2010-01-06T19:56:04-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-6-10
Status: Complete

Filksong; Trask's point of view after Barnabas bricks him up behind the wall in the Old House cellar. Previously published in The World of Dark Shadows.

The Winter Wild

2009-11-19T19:41:03-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,328, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Driven to despair by what he has done under the full moon, Barnabas takes a desperate way out. But he never expected Angelique's curse to hold another, even darker twist. 3rd in the Twist of Fate series. AU

Lorelei

2009-11-19T19:36:47-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,745, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Barnabas has fled Collinwood, but he cannot outrun his curse...or Angelique. Second in the Twist of Fate series. AU

A Fate Worse than Undeath?

2009-11-01T14:03:03-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

Angelique cursed Barnabas...but not to undeath as a vampire. Now he must cope with a different kind of hunger, as he runs from this terrible twist of fate. First in the Twist of Fate series. AU

As It Was Meant to Be

2009-11-01T14:00:01-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

Angelique will never let Barnabas escape her grasp...

Leap of Faith

2009-11-01T13:58:36-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme)
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

In a quiet moment, Peter Venkman contemplates his friendship with the other Ghostbusters. "I know you'll catch me when I fall."

Found and Lost

2009-09-17T12:05:05-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Pairing: Sugoroku M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-17-09
Status: Complete

Prequel to Shadows on the Nile. Sugoroku Mutou makes the find of a lifetime, but loses his freedom in the process. Vignette.

A Leap for a Knight

2009-08-16T22:16:58-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Crossover: Quantum Leap and Knight Rider
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Friendship
Pairing: KITT
Chapters: 25, Words: 60,255, Reviews: 84 Updated: 8-16-09 Published: 1-23-03
Status: In-Progress

In order to stop an old enemy from destroying FLAG and changing the future, including Project Quantum Leap, Sam Beckett leaps into Michael Knight in the year 1986. With Al out of reach, Sam and KITT must trust each other to save the day.

Reality Check

2009-04-06T13:38:19-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme)
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Janine lies to herself about her love for Egon. "I'm over him. Really. I am." For the 100women challenge on LJ.

30 Kisses: A Puzzleshipping Collection

2009-03-31T21:09:58-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 599, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-31-09 Published: 4-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Collection of fic and poetry for the 30 Kisses LJ challenge. Yami's fantasies, Yugi's dreams. Puzzleshipping. May contain humor, fluff, angst, drama, fantasy, etc. All sealed with a kiss. Yami/Yugi

1001 Domino Nights

2009-03-24T10:03:09-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 12, Words: 47,484, Reviews: 452 Updated: 3-24-09 Published: 9-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi

Whom the King Loves

2009-02-24T19:57:23-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,225, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

A love story in 50 sentences. Puzzleshipping. Mostly-canon, with added Yami/Yugi, and end of series "fix it". This is the first story in my post-canon universe. YY/Y

The Choice

2009-01-22T18:27:31-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Pairing: Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Unhappy to find Yami involved in the Duel Mecha project, his father offers him a deal that will allow him to continue. But at what cost? CotG prequel. One-shot.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

2009-01-12T20:29:49-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: K. Jounouchi & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

Hoping to cheer up an injured Yami, Joey plays a prank on Seto. Prequel series. Part of the CotG universe. One-shot.

First Contact

2009-01-10T11:50:48-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

CotG prequel. 2nd in series. Yami makes first contact with the AI that will become the Dark Magician mecha. Part of my Chariots of the Gods AU. One-shot.

Collision with Destiny

2009-01-09T21:55:22-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Prequel ficlet in the Chariots of the Gods universe. 1st in a series. Yami has a run in at Kaiba Corp that literally changes his life. One-shot.

Twas the Duel Before Christmas

2008-12-23T14:36:21-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,899, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Gainful Employment. A very naked Yami and Yugi, a strategically placed Christmas stocking, and a Santa hat. Ho, ho, ho! Crackfic. Puzzleshipping. Sensual scenes, non-explicit. One-shot.

Gainful Employment

2008-12-23T14:31:17-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 970, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-23-08
Status: In-Progress

A bored Yami decides to get a job. At Kaiba Corp. Nothing good can possibly come from this. Set in my post-canon universe. Implied Yami/Yugi. Humorous Seto torture.

Chariots of the Gods

2008-09-07T09:32:48-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 26, Words: 95,690, Reviews: 219 Updated: 9-7-08 Published: 5-13-05
Status: In-Progress

AU The fate of the worlds depends on a golden puzzle, a young man named Yami, and his shattered soul. Giant robots, alien invaders, ancient magic. Eventual Yami/Yugi, Seto-centric subplot. Mentions of PTDS & character deaths.

Shadows on the Nile

2008-09-02T10:26:34-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Yūgi M. & Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 24, Words: 65,827, Reviews: 279 Updated: 9-2-08 Published: 10-31-07
Status: Complete

When Yugi's grandpa disappears after an earthquake in Egypt, Yugi rushes to the rescue. Stolen antiquities, a dangerous cult, and an intriguing Egyptologist named Yami only make things more complicated. AU, Yami/Yugi.

Nevermore

2007-11-10T09:28:31-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Crossover: Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) and Crow: Stairway to Heaven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 18, Words: 46,521, Reviews: 47 Updated: 11-10-07 Published: 1-30-03
Status: In-Progress

When one of the Ghostbusters dies, the Crow brings him back. "We're in the land of the dead, Peter," Charlie said, his gravelly voice surprisingly gentle. "We're dead." Peter struggles with death, undeath, and his new existence as a Crow.

Thoughts of Home

2007-10-28T04:36:15-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Optimus Prime
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

After the events of the first movie, Optimus Prime thinks about his homes, old and new. Vignette.

Seto Kaiba of Pern

2007-08-05T13:33:33-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Seto K. & Gozaburo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 558, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

Fusion with Dragonriders of Pern. To his father's displeasure, Seto confronts a Bronzerider on Search. Not part of my Shadowriders of Pern series.

The Millennium Spork

2007-05-03T08:31:09-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,189, Reviews: 92 Updated: 5-3-07 Published: 10-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Shadi said, "You must spork the badfic!" A badfic parody in which Kaiba meets his bubbly 'other half'; Yami gets his own body thanks to the Plot Device Fairy; and Yugi ponders life, the multiverse, and everything. Or something. Crackfic.

Sweet Nothings

2006-07-20T06:50:22-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Atem & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 42 Published: 7-20-06
Status: Complete

Yami and Yugi negotiate terms of endearment. Humorous fluff. Puzzleshipping. Sensual situation, nothing graphic. Post canon. YYxY

What I Did on my Summer Vacation

2006-06-26T11:08:55-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Anzu M. & K. Jounouchi
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

Tea gets her wish for a normal vacation. Now if she could just get some female friends... Drabble and a half. Challenge fic: Tea and a donkey. No, not as a pairing! Dub-verse

Grace

2006-04-03T17:13:04-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: K. Jounouchi
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-3-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. Sometimes, Joey wondered what he had done to deserve a friend like Yugi.

Pharaoh

2006-04-02T05:08:34-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 766, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

Not every game holds the fate of the world at stake. Sometimes, it's just pyramids, pyromaniac pixel people, and dancing hippos. Challenge fic: Yami and the word 'tutu.'

Delirious

2006-04-01T15:46:17-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. Seto Kaiba's seeing dragons again.

In the Eye of the Beholder

2006-03-18T12:47:03-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Pairing: Pegasus C. & Cyndia
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-18-06
Status: Complete

The Eye is an epiphany in gold and red-hot agony... To wield a Millennium Item, you must first pay the price. 100 word drabble. Character study.

Honesty

2005-09-11T12:59:24-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Forever Knight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-11-05
Status: Complete

100 word drabble. Nick contemplates the consequences of revealing all to his partner. "Just how old are you, anyway?" Schanke asked suddenly.

Letters to the Dead

2005-09-09T13:21:54-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 9, Words: 2,059, Reviews: 26 Updated: 9-9-05 Published: 3-7-05
Status: Complete

After Yami departs for the afterlife, Yugi writes 'Letters to the Dead.' Yami/Yugi. Spoilers for end of series. Ficlet in chapt 9. Warning: Character death & sappy fluff

Cherry Blossoms

2005-04-29T16:17:09-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 540, Reviews: 15 Updated: 4-29-05 Published: 4-2-05
Status: Complete

Drabble series. Yami and Yugi share a sweet moment at the Cherry Blossom Festival in Domino City. YYxY shonen ai

Showdown

2005-03-28T02:09:13-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-28-05
Status: Complete

Drabble. The Gunslinger pursues his prey in the final moments of the movie Westworld.

Karma

2005-03-27T21:33:22-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Seto K. & Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-27-05
Status: Complete

Drabble. Seto Kaiba doesn't believe in karma. Too bad karma believes in him.

Fright Night: A Dance Before Dying

2005-03-22T01:36:53-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Fright Night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-22-05
Status: Complete

Fright Night drabble. At the Club Radio, Jerry and Amy dance.

Chosen Ones

2005-02-28T03:02:13-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Crossover: Transformers/Beast Wars and Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Hot Rod & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-28-05
Status: Complete

Drabble. Yugi shares a quiet conversation in the park with an unusual friend who shares a similar fate. Xover. Sort of crackfic.

Breakfast in Bed

2005-02-13T02:37:36-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme)
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-13-05
Status: Complete

Peter attempts to fix breakfast in bed for his favorite physicist. Attempt being the operative word. He should have kept that proton pack handy... Mild Peter/Egon; established relationship.

Duality: A Pair of YGO Poems

2004-11-04T00:19:34-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 86, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-4-04 Published: 10-26-04
Status: Complete

Atum is the god of sunset, Khepri the god of sunrise. Yami/Yugi Puzzleshipping

The Dhampir and the Crow: BlackWinged Angels

2003-02-13T17:08:13-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Crossover: Vampire Hunter D and Crow: Stairway to Heaven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,688, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-13-03 Published: 1-22-03
Status: In-Progress

In the distant future, Hannah Foster struggles to save a group of children taken by vampires. Her only hope is a Vampire Hunter known as D. No romance! Alternating D, Hannah POVs; gen fic

A Leap Into the Dark Shadows: Book One: Victoria

2002-11-11T23:09:32-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Crossover: Dark Shadows and Quantum Leap
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 15, Words: 27,840, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-11-02 Published: 11-13-01
Status: Complete

Sam leaps into Victoria Winters just as she returns from 1795. Surrounded by supernatural intrigue, he must stop her death at the hands of a vengeful witch or be forever stranded among the dark shadows haunting Collinwood. '91 revival series.

Perchance to Dream

2002-10-27T21:12:18-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Vampire Hunter D
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-27-02
Status: Complete

Charlotte and Meier share a doomed love. Charlotte's POV

All I Want For Christmas

2002-01-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Crow: Stairway to Heaven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-24-02
Status: Complete

While completing a project for school, Sarah Mohr reflects on the best gift she ever got: Eric Draven.

Wishful Thinking

2001-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: StarTrek: Enterprise
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Archer, J. & T'Pol
Chapters: 1, Words: 954, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-16-01
Status: Complete

T'Pol: Vulcan...or Santa's Little Helper? Archer ponders this and other questions as he writes a letter to Santa.

Fright Night: Jerry's Side of the Story

2001-11-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Fright Night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,258, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-13-01
Status: Complete

The film as told from the vampire's point of view. Complete.

Taking a Bite Out of Crime?

2001-11-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: MAGNUM P.I.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-13-01
Status: Complete

Magnum's bite is worse than his bark. Zeus and Apollo are not amused...but Magnum is. Flashfic.

When Soft Voices Fail

1999-11-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-12-99
Status: Complete

Barnabas kidnapped Maggie and attempted to turn her into Josette. This is the story of what happens when he succeeds. Not a "happily-ever-after" fic.

The Beating Of Her Wings

1999-11-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Crossover: Forever Knight and Sandman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,097, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-3-99
Status: Complete

Meeting Death face-to-face wasn't what vampire Nick Knight had expected. Luckily for him. Xover with The Endless. Previously published in Knightbeat.

Face Of The Enemy

1999-10-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Knight Rider
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Garthe K. & Michael K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-30-99
Status: Complete

Missing scene for the episode "Goliath". Garthe Knight meets his match - and plots Michael's destruction.

The One

1999-10-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Saavik & Amanda G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-30-99
Status: Complete

Saavik deals with consequences of Spock's pon farr. A missing scene from 'Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.'

The Captain's Day Off

1999-10-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: StarTrek: Other
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,308, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-30-99
Status: Complete

A no good, rotten, very bad day in the life of a starship captain. With Smurfs. "Another centimeter and the blasted phaser emitter would be up her left nostril."

Town, Drunk

1999-10-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Andy Griffith Show
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 929, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-19-99
Status: Complete

Or, Barney the Vampire Slayer. "Andy, we've got the only town drunk in the state who drinks the townfolk, and you want me to ease down a notch! What's the matter with you?" Nip it in the blood, er, BUD!

A Nightmare Before Christmas

1999-10-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: lucidscreamer
Category: Dark Shadows
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-19-99
Status: Complete

In this parody of Clement Moore's "Night Before Christmas", Roger Collins reflects on a typically weird Christmas at Collinwood.