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Birds and Bees

2008-10-10T20:02:38-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 13,679, Reviews: 40 Updated: 10-10-08 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.

An Honest Mistake

2008-07-26T04:22:53-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 35,839, Reviews: 115 Updated: 7-26-08 Published: 11-8-06
Status: Complete

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.

Mighty Oaks From Tiny Acorns Grow

2008-04-03T18:56:29-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 22,083, Reviews: 92 Updated: 4-3-08 Published: 11-29-06
Status: Complete

Naruto left something behind. Hinata hurried to return it to him. Where was he headed? What did he do there that surprised her? Why did she feel so good when she joined in?

You Can't Always Get What You Want

2007-11-29T20:22:34-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 9, Words: 70,521, Reviews: 209 Updated: 11-29-07 Published: 12-15-04
Status: Complete

Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]

Bad Hair Day

2007-11-27T14:52:02-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,599, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-27-07
Status: Complete

Sousuke and Kyouko are arguing. Kaname is nowhere in sight. Would the topic of contention get him in hot water again?

Proof

2007-11-05T15:57:21-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,727, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

Kaname wants to know if Sousuke finds her attractive. After all, she had gone out of her way to pick out a special bathing suit, again. He better not ruin things! Warning. Some may find parts of the story off color.

43 Across

2007-11-02T15:37:37-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,348, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

Kaname just wanted time to herself. Naturally, Sousuke stumbled upon her location. Would trying to do her crossword puzzles with his help ruin the day?

Sousuke's Gift

2007-10-30T12:33:32-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,525, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-30-07
Status: Complete

A year had past since Kaname's rescue. On the anniversary of that very day, she and Sousuke exchange gifts. Was his choice of presents normal? Would she be happy?

Catfight

2007-10-28T18:22:49-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 22,478, Reviews: 25 Updated: 10-28-07 Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

Sousuke feels determined to provide lessons for the quarreling Kaname and Tessa. Naturally, he himself forgot the most important lesson.

There Once Was A

2007-08-30T20:10:34-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,206, Reviews: 36 Updated: 8-30-07 Published: 8-29-07
Status: Complete

Naruto and the gang, together, after he had embarrassed himself earlier with his choice of words. Somehow, the the topic turned to Limericks. More words. What trouble could that possibly cause?

Heartbreak

2007-01-01T14:06:14-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,329, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Heartbreak. Overwhelming sorrow, grief, and disappointment. Crushing sadness, anguish, and distress. It was all that and more to Naruto. Who dumped him? Why? What should he do?

Close Encounter

2006-12-02T19:23:34-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,028, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

A blinding light. Waking up in a strange and miraculous place. Sousuke and Kaname were perplexed. Just what was going on? [Story changed significantly from prior version]

He Loves Me He Loves Me Not

2006-12-01T18:21:33-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,601, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

Hinata and Naruto had begun dating. They had been a couple for a number of months. But, they never shared even a single kiss. Did that mean he wasn't really interested in her?

RAMEN 101

2006-11-22T15:52:41-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,327, Reviews: 29 Published: 11-22-06
Status: Complete

Naruto. Hinata. The Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Lunch time. He's intent on teaching her about the world's perfect food.

Hell Hath No Fury

2006-11-14T13:21:09-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,111, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

Hinata had been waiting a long time, after making great efforts to spruce up. Naruto never showed. How could he do that? On a day like this!

Karaoke No Jutsu

2006-11-07T11:04:12-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,803, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-7-06
Status: Complete

The gang is at a new entertainment center. It doesn't take a genius to guess why Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten slip something into Hinata's drink, just before it's her turn to sing. How cluelss is Naruto, and what will it take to open his eyes?

Demon Alcohol

2006-11-02T17:26:43-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 47,028, Reviews: 56 Updated: 11-2-06 Published: 10-9-06
Status: Complete

Tsunade lectured the shinobi. Jiraiya felt a twinge of conscience. In typical fashion, he set out to help in his own special way. Havoc. Mayhem. Naruto. Kyuubi. Half naked Hinata. Singing Shino. Lots of Lee. And much much more.

What Were You Thinking!

2006-10-17T17:33:43-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,825, Reviews: 33 Published: 10-17-06
Status: Complete

Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]

You Had Me At Hello

2006-10-17T16:54:59-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,220, Reviews: 33 Published: 10-17-06
Status: Complete

In his late teens, Naruto had begun to notice girls. There was one girl in particular he finally set his sights on. It should be easy to win her heart, right? He had to make sure. [NxH]

Twister

2006-10-16T15:35:53-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,267, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-16-06
Status: Complete

Jiraiya has a product he wants to market. He figures to make a lot of money. First, he needs to use the assembled shinobi as a test group, even though none of them want to be involved. A story with a twist.

If You Love Something, Set It Free

2006-10-03T03:41:45-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,677, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-3-06
Status: In-Progress

What has Kaname in tears? Why does it feel as if her life has ended? Who's to blame?

Expect the Unexpected

2006-10-03T03:38:35-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,041, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

Naruto is reminiscing, and pondering the various ranks of shinobi as he heads for a new assignment. What does the Hokage have in mind for him? What surprise awaits?

If The Walls Had Ears

2006-09-23T08:13:20-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,483, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-23-06 Published: 9-22-06
Status: Complete

Just another page from the daily story of Kaname Chidori and Sousuke Sagara. Why is Kaname so angry?

Spin The Bottle

2006-09-17T06:31:51-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 46,959, Reviews: 98 Updated: 9-17-06 Published: 8-26-06
Status: Complete

The shinobi had been working very hard. They had faced fierce trials, and could all use some time away from work. Jiraiya had a good idea. That alone should have made Tsunade suspicious. What awaits Naruto and the gang?

Darkest Before The Dawn

2006-08-19T05:00:56-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,177, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

A difficult mission. A treacherous environment. A fellow shinobi in danger. A jutsu gone awry. Naruto and Hinata trapped, the situation looking very bleak. Could anything good come from such tragedy?

Dance

2006-07-13T12:33:07-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,738, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

It was a formal ball. That should make any of the girls happy, right? Why then, was Hinata feeling so down? Could anytthing make her feel better?

What If?

2006-07-07T10:27:00-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,417, Reviews: 34 Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

Naruto's love for Ramen knew no bounds. Could that ever prove a problem for a certain whiteeyed girl?

Ask Anko

2006-06-03T05:05:52-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 29,166, Reviews: 52 Updated: 6-3-06 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

A famous fortune teller retires. Wanting to shift attention to someone else, she fingers an unwilling Anko as her replacement. Tsunade wants the jounin to accept. Why? What might happen, with Orochimaru's former apprentice calling the shots?

Flower

2006-05-12T06:41:05-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,484, Reviews: 44 Updated: 5-12-06 Published: 5-4-06
Status: Complete

What had Naruto so upset? Why did a flower mean so much to him? Who did he give it too?

Tumescence

2006-04-14T17:24:30-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,641, Reviews: 61 Updated: 4-14-06 Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Sousuke. Kaname. On the couch. In the dark. Tumescence. [Oneshot]

Shooting the Breeze

2006-04-04T20:28:43-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,530, Reviews: 38 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

The guys get together to talk. What would one expect them to chat about? Who might that cause trouble for? [one shot]

It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

2006-04-03T16:43:59-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,428, Reviews: 28 Published: 4-3-06
Status: Complete

There was no place for disturbances in Hyuuga Hiashi's world. It was bad enough that someone interupted his quiet time. But, what was it that Hinata had to say, that had her looking so worried?

Kuchiyose no Jutsu : Shikigami surprise

2006-04-02T09:38:11-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,676, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

The shinobi are trying their hands at summoning. Sakura succeeds, making Hinata feel that she must prove able to do that technique too, if she wants to win Naruto's attention. What will the outcome be? [one shot]

School Is In Session!

2006-03-30T09:15:14-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,812, Reviews: 29 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Naruto needed to teach someone a lesson. Two girls. An embarrassment of romantic riches. But, enough is enough. [short oneshot]

Pocky

2006-02-03T09:48:15-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,880, Reviews: 23 Published: 2-3-06
Status: In-Progress

A bad day for Sousuke. An attempt from Kaname to cheer him up. What has her in such a tizzy? [one shot]

No Quarter

2006-01-29T19:34:26-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 21,695, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-29-06
Status: In-Progress

The kind of story that comes about after listening to too much Led Zeppelin. Norway. Snowy mountains. Enemy Arm Slaves. Sousuke closing in on Kaname's location.

Kaname's Box

2006-01-21T08:44:57-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,051, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-21-06
Status: Complete

What harm could a box possibly cause? Ask Pandora. After that, ask Kaname [one shot]

The Greatest Evil

2006-01-17T21:24:38-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Tongue in cheek one shot story. The villains of the FMP series all get together to plan the most frightful attack yet. Not a story for folks who take things too seriously.

A Little Off The Top

2006-01-17T12:49:14-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,368, Reviews: 39 Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

Sousuke and Kaname back in Tokyo, after her voluntary abduction by Leonard and Amalgam's attack on Mithril. Another chance at a haircut. Will it have an even greater emotional impact than that first one? [one shot]

Compromise

2006-01-14T06:22:59-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,548, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-14-06
Status: Complete

After their world finally stopped being topsy turvy, Sousuke and Kaname return to Tokyo and move in with one another. Who thinks that their life would be all wine and roses? [one shot]

Full Metal Fairy Tale

2006-01-11T20:17:04-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,565, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Based on a famous bedtime story. Kaname. Sousuke. Wolves. A witch's cabin. A mix of canon, folk tales, and other stuff. [one shot]

Some Choice!

2006-01-02T15:59:05-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,870, Reviews: 44 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

An ancient underground arena. Two doors. One lady. One tiger. Naruto forced to choose. Hinata made to watch. Why? What will happen? [one shot]

By a Nose

2006-01-01T15:11:58-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 25,594, Reviews: 69 Updated: 1-1-06 Published: 1-8-05
Status: Complete

Years in the future, Hinata is faced with a difficult predicament. Will her honor lead her to lose what she always hoped for, or help her gain something she thought she would never have?

Fox Hunt

2005-12-28T20:43:13-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 17, Words: 90,759, Reviews: 471 Updated: 12-28-05 Published: 2-13-05
Status: Complete

What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.

Under the Mistletoe

2005-12-24T21:02:43-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,429, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-24-05
Status: Complete

Kiba and Lee on a clandestine mission, pilfering mistletoe. Naruto in trouble again. Will Hinata get her kiss? [one shot]

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

2005-12-22T09:30:00-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 16,995, Reviews: 66 Updated: 12-22-05 Published: 12-16-05
Status: Complete

Tessa is in Tokyo for another school visit. She can't help but tease Kaname about time she spent with Sousuke. The results were not what she expected.

Literal Interpretation

2005-12-19T16:40:30-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,812, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-19-05
Status: Complete

Naruto got told off big time by Tsunade. None too happy, he made certain to make his displeasure known. When will he ever learn? [Silly one shot]

The Perfect Gift

2005-12-19T10:10:03-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,844, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-19-05
Status: Complete

The shinobi worked in secret to put together a holiday gift for Hinata. They also needed to keep Naruto from seeing it.

Wam Bam, Kyuubi Mam

2005-12-13T21:06:15-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: Spanish, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,747, Reviews: 83 Published: 12-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Kyuubi is dying. Naruto is dying with him. Jiraiya has found a possible solution. Should Naruto consider himself the luckiest boy in Konoha, or think himself cursed once again?

Remembrances

2005-12-11T17:08:17-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,028, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-11-05
Status: In-Progress

[Oneshot]. On a certain holiday, Naruto has a place to visit and things to do. It's a day to think about the past. It's also an opportunity to learn that he is not the only lonely ninja in the Leaf. [slight N x H]

Home Sweet Home

2005-12-07T10:55:55-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,029, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-7-05
Status: Complete

A fun if ridiculous story. Naruto returns to Konoha after three years. He wasn't intending to cause any trouble. That didn't stop him.

Lantern Light

2005-12-03T22:46:00-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 48,328, Reviews: 130 Updated: 12-3-05 Published: 12-24-04
Status: Complete

Tsunade has dusted off some old traditions. Naruto finds himself ordered back to Konoha. He figures it's all a big waste of time. Worse, he's afraid it will be a chance to embarrass himself terribly, or end up lonely and sad. [N x H] MODIFIED 12 '05

Truth or Dare

2005-11-29T09:08:30-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 62,739, Reviews: 159 Updated: 11-29-05 Published: 11-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Some missions are different than others. Some have unimaginable dangers. Sousuke worried that he might have to rescue Kaname. In truth, someone may need to rescue him.

Up From the Ashes

2005-11-27T10:46:23-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,224, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Naruto had seen ups and downs throughout his entire life, but nothing like the tragedies that befell him in his early twenties. What could bring the light back into his life? Oneshot.

Cat Got Your Tongue?

2005-11-26T15:18:23-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,044, Reviews: 35 Updated: 11-26-05 Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

Naruto was stuck doing favors for everyone. He agreed to look after Hinata's kitten while she was off on a mission. Never again. Humorous and short oneshot.

Do as I Say, Not as I Do

2005-11-14T17:22:06-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,260, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-14-05
Status: Complete

Sousuke reads something at an FMP fan site that has him very upset. Kaname is the voice of reason, trying to calm him down.

Gone But Not Forgotten

2005-10-31T17:19:29-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 69,070, Reviews: 88 Updated: 10-31-05 Published: 9-29-05
Status: Complete

Kaname was taken away by Leonard. Finally, Sousuke may have located her again. Will he be able to rescue her? How will she react when she sees him again?

Tears For The Dead

2005-09-14T17:55:08-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,437, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-14-05
Status: Complete

Short angsty oneshot with a twist. Naruto sitting on the cliff after suffering more than one nasty shock. He's not contemplating suicide, is he?

What Fools These Shinobi Be

2005-09-14T11:10:18-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 37,646, Reviews: 121 Updated: 9-14-05 Published: 9-6-05
Status: Complete

Hiashi has made a unfortunate demand, based on ancient law. Hinata can choose marriage, death, or a nun's habit. What hope does she have? [N x H]

War Of The Sexes

2005-09-10T10:28:10-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,509, Reviews: 36 Published: 9-10-05
Status: Complete

Vacation. Camping. Friendly joking amongst the sexes. A silly oneshot story.

Sweet Revenge

2005-09-09T09:38:38-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,428, Reviews: 52 Updated: 9-9-05 Published: 9-6-05
Status: Complete

In the he final moments of the fight against Akatsuki, the Kyuubi is almost set free. Naruto managed to prevent the catastrophe... for the most part. There's trouble brewing in fox form.

The Bridge

2005-08-30T13:56:49-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,960, Reviews: 21 Published: 8-30-05
Status: Complete

A dance. Naruto leaves. A dark bridge. He just wants to be alone. Someone else shows up, having left the dance herself. [One shot]

Campfire Story

2005-08-29T17:25:17-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,617, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-29-05
Status: Complete

Shinobi camping on vacation. A roaring campfire. Ghost stories. Something goes wrong. Horribly wrong. [one shot]

In His Thoughts

2005-08-27T20:56:16-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,997, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

Serious followup to 'Ooops' Hinata truly wanted to hear Naruto's tale in return. But, some methods are a bit more drastic than others.

The Angry Ninja

2005-08-26T11:06:39-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,586, Reviews: 41 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

Naruto is in a foul mood after reading fan fictions. Can a certain person calm him down? Will her different views set him off even more? [One Shot] MODIFIED SOMEWHAT on 11 18 2005

Ooops!

2005-08-26T08:25:09-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,758, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

Naruto is in the hospital, after coming back from a mission with Asuna's team. Hinata stops by for a visit, overhearing some grave prognostic talk. She tells an unmoving Naruto what he meant to her life.

Dear Diary

2005-08-25T18:48:47-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,612, Reviews: 31 Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

[N x H] Waiting for things to calm down, Hinata reads from her diary, thinking back to the series of events that had brought about such great change in her life. What has everyone in the other room making so much noise? [One Shot]

Happy Birthday

2005-08-25T14:19:40-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,178, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

One shot story. 'Happy' and 'Birthday' are not two words that usually go together for Hyuuga Hinata, not even after her reconciliation with her family. Why would this Birthday be any different?

The Little Things

2005-08-23T15:13:26-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 56 Published: 8-23-05
Status: Complete

[N x H] Short oneshot story. What has Hinata so happy, that she is oblivious to the dangers around her? Ino, Sakura, Ten Ten, and Kurenei try to find out, while keeping her in one piece.

Fortune Favors the Brave

2005-08-23T11:54:09-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 90,380, Reviews: 208 Updated: 8-23-05 Published: 5-28-05
Status: Complete

How could a fortune cookie help Hinata find the courage to approach Naruto? Would it possibly matter if she did so?

Fan Fiction

2005-07-31T09:01:34-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,882, Reviews: 44 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 7-29-05
Status: Complete

There's a writing contest. The entries were sent in too early, before Tsunade had a chance to explain things. More was on the line than anyone realized. Who wins? Why is that a problem? [one shot story]

Field of Dreams

2005-07-29T09:58:45-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,325, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-29-05
Status: Complete

One shot. Naruto and Hinata had begun training together during their free time. There was something that Naruto had dreamed about. Would he have the courage to do it on his own?

Where Eagles Dare

2005-07-25T20:44:19-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 31, Words: 189,114, Reviews: 510 Updated: 7-25-05 Published: 10-30-04
Status: Complete

Off training with Jiraiya, Naruto literally runs into someone he hadn't seen for a long while. [Naruto x Hinata]. The story will be humorous and slapstick to start, but grow deeper and more serious as it evolves.

Good Bye

2005-06-29T21:21:27-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,340, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-29-05
Status: Complete

Kaname is waiting for Sousuke when he gets back from a mission. The news she has for him is not something he wants to hear.

First Impressions

2005-06-29T10:35:16-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 23, Words: 106,066, Reviews: 158 Updated: 6-29-05 Published: 4-1-05
Status: Complete

Sousuke had worked hard to be less rash and more responsible. But, when he was convinced that Kaname was in danger, the time for restraint ended. Who was the man in her room? What did he intend for her? There was no time to waste!

Endings and Beginnings

2005-06-15T17:07:53-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 81,000, Reviews: 94 Updated: 6-15-05 Published: 6-4-05
Status: Complete

Graduation time has come. What will that mean for Sousuke's and Kaname's futures? Will the two go their separate ways, or decide to stay together?

Like Pulling Teeth

2005-03-31T15:55:04-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 21,886, Reviews: 52 Updated: 3-31-05 Published: 3-24-05
Status: Complete

Kaname has admitted her feelings about Sousuke to herself. Now, she wants to begin dating. But, she is not about to be the one who asks. Can she somehow get Sousuke to do it? Without driving herself crazy first?

The Big Day

2005-03-19T11:04:31-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,427, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-19-05
Status: Complete

Directly follows 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner'. Kaname is excited, as the time has finally arrived, when she's ready to announce her relationship with Sousuke. Unfortunately, things don't exactly go as planned.... (one shot)

The Letter

2005-02-24T09:49:28-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,991, Reviews: 76 Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.

Favor

2005-02-12T07:54:04-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,237, Reviews: 42 Published: 2-12-05
Status: Complete

Fluff-filled one shot exploration. Hinata would do anything to help Naruto. But, maybe she should have asked him what the favor was, before she accepted. A story in honor of Valentine's Day.

Ill Met In Moonlight

2005-02-11T12:15:59-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 43 Published: 2-11-05
Status: Complete

A dark one shot exploration. Years in the future, Naruto tracks down Sasuke. For good reason.

Good Intentions

2005-02-11T08:33:47-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 7, Words: 26,030, Reviews: 101 Updated: 2-11-05 Published: 2-7-05
Status: Complete

The girls decided that Hinata needed to approach Naruto, but she was too shy to do it herself. What harm could it possibly cause, if Sakura made an effort on the timid girl's behalf? How would that lead to a life or death struggle?

A Day In The Life Of

2005-02-07T04:49:49-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 21,033, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-7-05 Published: 2-6-05
Status: Complete

Before she had come to like Sousuke, Kaname often worried that he would ruin her life. How much of her problems were her own doing? Just how much could happen in one really bad day? [Reformatted and slightly rewritten. Original form written in 304]

Open With Care

2005-02-05T22:21:25-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,126, Reviews: 41 Updated: 2-5-05 Published: 2-4-05
Status: Complete

The night is traditionally a romantic one in Konoha. Naruto bought a special gift for Hinata. He wanted to make certain everything went right. How could he possibly mess up?

The Frog Prince

2005-01-29T19:58:17-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,497, Reviews: 35 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

A lengthy exploration. Naruto is depressed over Sakura's latest rejection. Hinata tries to make him feel better. Naruto returns the favor, realizing how down Hinata is on herself.

Love Potion Number 9

2005-01-27T18:26:28-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 21,045, Reviews: 155 Updated: 1-27-05 Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

Naruto returns for a visit to Konoha, cursed with his usual success with girls... until a a bizarre accident takes place...

Prodigal Son

2005-01-24T21:34:48-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,928, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

A short one-shot exploration. What if Sasuke returned? What really makes Naruto strong?

Mixed Company

2005-01-23T09:36:38-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 16, Words: 93,094, Reviews: 204 Updated: 1-23-05 Published: 1-2-05
Status: Complete

Same continuum as 'Chit Chat.' Jiraiya takes on another student. There are more things to train in than just jutsus. Unfortunately, Akatsuki looms in the background. [NxH]

Chit Chat

2005-01-01T12:10:41-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,409, Reviews: 29 Published: 1-1-05
Status: Complete

Naruto worked ever harder at his training, but not without some people worrying about him. Someone is sent by the Hokage to check on him. She was the obvious choice. [N x H] Prequel to 'Mixed Company'.

Snap Judgment

2004-12-29T22:21:25-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,108, Reviews: 32 Published: 12-29-04
Status: Complete

Hinata and Naruto prepare for their first night of intimacy. Hinata left Naruto with just one task. Was that asking too much? One shot story.

Blessed Event

2004-12-23T10:59:50-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 36 Published: 12-23-04
Status: Complete

A quick one-shot. Naruto on the verge of becoming a father.

Cold Turkey

2004-12-04T18:32:57-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 25,397, Reviews: 55 Updated: 12-4-04 Published: 4-10-04
Status: Complete

Kaname has had enough. She gives Sousuke an ultimatum. Still, people need to be careful of what they ask for. They may get it.

Mithril and Blue Haired Girl Visit Hinata

2004-11-27T15:11:16-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 14, Words: 80,812, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-27-04 Published: 11-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Sousuke, Kaname, and others from FMP visit the world of Love Hina. Much is at stake. Can they survive the danger? Will they survive each other?

Class Act

2004-11-23T15:20:31-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 23, Words: 142,299, Reviews: 51 Updated: 11-23-04 Published: 11-18-04
Status: Complete

The class goes on a field trip shortly after the Okinawa incident.Author's note: This story is being revised to correct inconsistancies and incongruities.It was written in serial fashion, and is probably best read that way.

Hot Off The Press

2004-11-14T16:49:01-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,496, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-14-04
Status: Complete

Hinata finally has the courage to approach Naruto. But, that takes a back seat to Narutoandthegang's reaction to some free comics that he and Hinata got.

Silver Lining

2004-08-24T15:00:34-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,980, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-24-04
Status: In-Progress

A quick tale of what happened after the Full Monty Virus debacle.... Author's Note: Modified on Nov. 14

Higher Education

2004-08-20T08:41:58-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 19, Words: 112,901, Reviews: 160 Updated: 8-20-04 Published: 7-30-04
Status: Complete

After Kaname and Sousuke helped save the TDD1 from Gauron, Sousuke was reassigned. Years later, going to Tokyo University, Kaname ran into a familiar face.

The Most Dangerous Game

2004-07-29T15:34:57-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 31,612, Reviews: 29 Updated: 7-29-04 Published: 7-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Kaname has been kidnapped, to force Sousuke to participate in a gladitorial-type contest. The story is reworked slightly to fit into the same continuum as 'Christmas Cake' and 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner'

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

2004-07-28T19:38:30-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 23, Words: 106,646, Reviews: 165 Updated: 7-28-04 Published: 7-4-04
Status: Complete

Kaname brings Sousuke home to meet her father. A continuation of the events in 'Christmas Cake.'

Definitions of Sanity

2004-07-27T14:53:33-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,118, Reviews: 29 Published: 7-27-04
Status: Complete

Sousuke's latest debacle has the school sending him to visit with a psychologist. Kaname accompanies him. The story can stand alone or fit in any continuum the reader prefers.

Fullmetal March

2004-07-20T10:00:53-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,569, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-20-04
Status: Complete

Sousuke and Kaname forced into action together, not long after watching Gunparade March.

The Scale of Anubis

2004-07-16T18:42:19-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 25,028, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-16-04 Published: 7-14-04
Status: In-Progress

A mission pulls Sousuke away when Kaname needs him the most. Her reaction causes him to take stock of his life.

Family Matters

2004-07-12T16:35:44-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,399, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-12-04
Status: Complete

Kaname and Sousuke married, and with children. Apples do not fall very far from the tree....

Christmas Cake

2004-06-27T14:27:09-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 27, Words: 129,328, Reviews: 208 Updated: 6-27-04 Published: 5-31-04
Status: Complete

Christmas Eve in Japan is not a religious event. Christmas is purely a commercial tradition. But, the night before Christmas does have romantic connotations.

Waiting Is the Hardest Part

2004-06-13T06:34:12-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 18,791, Reviews: 38 Updated: 6-13-04 Published: 6-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Life as a mother and wife of a Mithril Soldier is not always easy for Kaname. Things are especially hard when her third child nears birth, and Sousuke is long overdue.

Blood Moon

2004-05-29T11:04:54-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 32,837, Reviews: 65 Updated: 5-29-04 Published: 5-18-04
Status: Complete

A camping trip in the northern Japanese Alps. A full moon. Something walks the night.

Renewal

2004-05-29T07:42:55-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 40,945, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Official tricks and misdirections had kept Sousuke and Kaname apart, each thinking the other dead

One Scoop or Two?

2004-04-15T15:33:07-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,120, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-15-04 Published: 4-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Sousuke helps Kaname out with a problem. As a reward she takes him out for ice cream.

The Handsome Otaku of Legend

2004-04-09T06:13:10-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,005, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Sousuke falls asleep during an all night Rurouni Kenshin marathon. He dreams. A RK-FMP cross-over [fic]

The Rose

2004-03-30T07:23:57-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,580, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-30-04 Published: 3-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Occurs while Sousuke and Kaname are dating in college. All the young soldier wanted to do was buy her a dozen roses. That should be simple enough, right? [Modified some, 1-31-05]