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The Myth of Second Chances

2007-11-11T14:09:36-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Claude & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,222, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Claude Rains runs, and the world burns. 5YGverse. [ClaudeBennet]

Mission Romance Or The Company Man Who Shagged Me

2007-10-16T04:20:20-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mohinder S. & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,866, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

By his most generous estimations, romance is to Noah Bennet as matter is to antimatter. And by God, he needs to see the two collide. [MohinderBennet]

The Case of the Disappearing Gummy Bears

2007-10-13T16:59:46-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Noah B./HRG & Claude
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,729, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-13-07
Status: Complete

Honey? I'm going on a mission to rescue a poodle. In Ireland. No, I'm not bringing him home Mr. Muggles is quite safe. Don't worry, I've got backup. An invisible man. Yes, I think it's pretty cool. Love you too. Bye. [PeterClaudeBennet]

Imaginary Friend

2007-09-18T09:08:58-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Noah B./HRG & Claude
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,554, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

The gun digs into his forehead, cool and steady. There's something almost friendly about it. [ClaudeBennet]

Primatech Boys

2007-07-26T03:16:11-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Claude & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,160, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

Noah Bennet woke up one morning to discover that, no, he hadn't transformed into a giant cockroach. But that was the only upside to his situation. [ClaudeBennet]

Please Hang Up and Dial Your Operator

2007-07-14T16:32:08-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Hana G. & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,837, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

When she was ten, she decided that God didn't exist. And if he did, then he was too much of an asshole to rely on. [HanaBennet]

Plan Bennet from Outer Space

2007-06-29T17:34:49-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mohinder S. & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 16,361, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

Just like that, destiny is back on your doorstep, and it's wearing horn rimmed glasses. [MohinderBennet] Post S1 finale.

Mind Tripping

2007-05-21T15:33:49-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Matt P. & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,586, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-21-07
Status: Complete

Bennet, Matt, Ted and the Apocalypse. [MattBennet] Spoilers up to 1.22.

Bogeyman Blues

2007-05-13T13:05:53-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Mohinder S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,884, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-13-07
Status: Complete

We'll be saviors, Mohinder. Heroes. The world will cheer for us. [SylarMohinder] Set post 1.21, 'The Hard Part'.

Zen and the Art of Radioactive Man Maintenance

2007-05-07T02:27:33-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Matt P. & Ted S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,022, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

This trip isn't all that great for my blood pressure, but at least I stand the chance of becoming a full fledged Zen master by the end of it. [MattTed]

Strings

2007-05-02T18:06:17-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Noah B./HRG & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,668, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

It's a blind spot in evolution – she's not even his, but it doesn't matter, because natural logic dies in the hands of humanity. [SylarBennet] Dubcon. Vague spoilers for 1.20.

Lost and Found

2007-04-21T15:36:25-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Claude & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,202, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-21-07
Status: Complete

He's clever enough to know that the odds of things going back to the way they were are roughly that of Thompson suddenly obtaining a heart of gold. [ClaudeBennet], set after Parasite.

Fadeout

2007-04-16T22:20:47-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Claude
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? And if an invisible man dies and no one is around to see him, did he even exist? A Claude centric fic set about 20 years before the events of the show.

Red Sky Rising

2007-04-13T15:06:23-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Linderman & Dallas P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,763, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-13-07
Status: Complete

War can change a man. So can peace. [AustinDallas] Spoilers for the War Buddies graphic novels.

Knights and Jesters

2007-04-13T14:57:46-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Pairing: Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,729, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-13-07 Published: 3-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Some would say it was an accident, others would call it fate. I don't really care what you call it. It was the first time I met an evolved human. It changed everything. [BennetOMC] A short interlude series to Spectrum of Grey.

Spectrum of Grey

2007-04-06T17:22:55-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Claude & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,648, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-6-07 Published: 3-16-07
Status: In-Progress

People suck, friend. Every last one of 'em. [ClaudeBennet]

Trading Demons

2007-03-23T18:06:52-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Battlestar Galactica: 2003
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: L. Adama/Apollo
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,297, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-23-07
Status: Complete

Try as he might to fight it, Major Lee Adama is still a good boy. But he's most definitely not too good. Set after 'The Son Also Rises'. [RomoLee]

On the Fly

2007-03-16T05:47:03-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hiro N. & Nathan P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 921, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-16-07
Status: Complete

Flying Man meets Teleporter Guy. Wild monkey sex ensues. [NathanHiro]

Circles and Paradoxes III: Echo of Chaos

2007-02-12T14:35:27-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,613, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-12-07
Status: In-Progress

The tiniest, most insignificant creature can change the world. Even tear it apart. Big BossOcelot. AUish. [hiatus]

Circles and Paradoxes II: Lucid Dreaming

2007-01-14T20:45:04-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 24,295, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-14-07 Published: 12-12-06
Status: Complete

Some of the time, dreams make more sense than reality. Actually, make that most of the time. Big BossOcelot. Sequel to Circles and Paradoxes. Portable Ops based. AU.

Circles and Paradoxes

2006-11-25T01:11:18-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,247, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-25-06
Status: Complete

The man can live up to the legend, but the legend can never live up to the man. Big BossOcelot. Timeline running from MGS3 to MGS1.

Crossing Lifelines

2006-10-28T06:49:56-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,451, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

When everybody is dead, how can you still be alive? A sequel to MP1. [Turned into a oneshot]

Chains

2006-10-11T14:26:53-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,488, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Nothing is what it seems, under the kind exterior the world wears. Change is inevitable, even a revolution, no matter how small. A view on Vlad's relationship with his mentor, Alfred Woden. Contains disturbing themes and borderline noncon.

More Like Fate

2006-09-06T16:51:37-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 24,101, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-6-06 Published: 2-20-06
Status: In-Progress

First rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Second rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Third rule of… Well, you get the picture. After all is done, but never said, fate has never had it’s fill with Max Payne or Vladimir Lem. [hiatus]

Breaking The Fall

2006-08-12T20:05:22-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,128, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-12-06 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Falling, in this line of business, isn't the best idea, because chances are no one will ever be there to catch you. Well, almost never. An alternate ending to Max Payne 2, focusing on Max and Vlad. Slash.

A Cop and a Gangster Walk Into a Bar

2006-04-22T01:59:44-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,543, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

A younger Max who’s still testing the limits in a world that is trying to pass as sane, a younger Vlad testing his grounds in the American underworld, and a night full of vodka and philosophy.

Pain

2006-04-05T02:47:07-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,925, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

When Vlad is caught and tortured after Max Payne 2, he reflects on the relationship between him and a certain bullet dodging cop.

Irony of Fate

2006-04-01T08:14:03-08:00

Author: Fantastic Pants
Category: Max Payne
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,468, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

This is a small companion piece to More Like Fate. A Prologue from Vlad's POV. I suggest you read the first chapters of More Like Fate first.