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Don't Sweat the Mall Stuff

2009-08-11T13:21:10-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Quinn M. & Sandi G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,992, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Quinn and Sandi are at their worst while competing over prom dresses. Stacy is at her best while working at a pet store. Tiffany simply is. Just another day at the mall, assuming everyone survives the experience.

Something Is Rotten in the State of Lawndale

2009-05-04T12:01:28-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Daria M. & Helen M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,183, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Vengeance! Swordfighting! Self-esteem workshops! Daria must avenge her father's death, but there's less murder and more silliness in this parody of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet.'

Over the River and Through the Mood Swings

2008-12-14T13:21:54-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Daria M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,491, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

What could be worse than Thanksgiving dinner with a dysfunctional family? Two Thanksgiving dinners with two dysfunctional families. The Morgendorffers learn this the hard way in a precanon holiday story.

Blood, Sweat, and Cheers

2008-12-10T19:03:13-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Jane L. & Daria M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 21,566, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-10-08
Status: Complete

Chaos erupts when Jane Lane does the unthinkable: she joins the cheerleading squad. An alternate universe story that branches off from "The F Word."

A Monster in the Unmaking

2008-08-21T18:13:39-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Brittany T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,214, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

Steve Taylor, Brittany's father, is forced to a good look at his life. He doesn't like what he sees. Story inspired by Mike Xeno's "Irredeemable Daria Characters" PPMB thread.

But What About the Baby Sitter? !

2008-07-12T09:47:34-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Daria M. & Trent L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,550, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

During her first summer in Lawndale, Daria has to deal with two challenges at once: her crush on Trent and baby-sitting. Will she get over her shyness? Will she learn to change a diaper? Will she survive the experience?

It's Like the Beginning of an Era

2008-05-16T20:58:43-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sandi G. & Charles R, III
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,090, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

In seventh grade, nothing will keep Sandi from becoming popular. Not even volunteer work. Based on a flashback from 'Daria Dance Party'.

I've Waited Here for You

2008-03-23T13:48:43-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Daria M. & Trent L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,724, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

What if Daria had asked Trent out at the end of "Lane Miserables"? An AU that turns shipper convention on its head.

Daria's Inferno: A Not So Divine Comedy

2007-10-30T13:50:16-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,764, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-30-07
Status: Complete

Jane leads Daria on a trip through Hell in more ways than one. A parody of Dante's Inferno.

Squandered Potential

2007-08-09T15:51:04-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Mr. DeMartino, & Trent L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,154, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

Anthony DeMartino's first year at Lawndale High School may also be his last. A precanon fanfic that explores how Mr. DeMartino turned into the high strung, eye bulging, syllable stressing teacher we know and love...sort of.

Card Games

2006-05-15T15:28:39-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Daria M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,489, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

Ten year old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books? A fanfic based on a photo from 'Masochist's Memories' in The Daria Diaries: 'I always got invited to slumber parties. I was the only one with an adult library card.'

The Life and Death of Stacy III

2006-04-02T19:33:16-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Stacey R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

Stacy's true motives are at last revealed! Based on the famous opening monologue from William Shakespeare's Richard III. A response to an Iron Chef issued by Richard Lobinske: Write the cast into one of Shakespeare's plays.

A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing

2005-07-09T13:36:11-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,072, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-9-05
Status: Complete

Just another uneventful day at the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that is. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.

Country Wisdom

2005-07-09T13:32:43-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Daria M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,423, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-9-05
Status: Complete

What really happened during Daria’s original stay at Camp Grizzly? A fanfic based on comments and flashbacks from Camp Fear. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.

The Idiocy

2004-03-27T15:34:48-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Kevin T. & Mack M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,072, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-27-04
Status: Complete

Getting home is half the battle. Literally. A parody of Homer's "The Odyssey".

The Trendsetter

2004-01-03T18:07:38-08:00

Author: Kristen Bealer
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Daria M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 578, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-3-04
Status: Complete

Various Lawndale residents have adopted a new look--and Daria isn't impressed. Two Iron Chef entries from the PPMB.