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The Replica Song

2009-03-15T20:34:56-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Tales of the Abyss
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Jade & Nephry
Chapters: 1, Words: 939, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Pre-game, small spoilers for Jade's past. Jade-Nebilim, very vague Jade/Nephry.

Drowning Liquefaction

2009-03-15T20:32:45-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Larsa & Vayne
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,577, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

CEO AU. Their father calls their business an empire and Larsa wonders if he'll drown in it. VayneLarsa.

In the Land of Lilliput

2009-03-15T20:29:38-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Xanxus & Vongola IX
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,868, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

When push comes to shove he can hit fucking hard, and he has a better shot than anyone else in Italy. And when push comes to shove, he knows how to fight dirty. Even without a Family. Xanxus-Centric. Post-Varia.

to break his throne

2009-03-15T19:50:33-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Hana K. & Ryohei S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 483, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Hana can't have Kyoko, so she'll take Kyoko's brother. Ryouhei/Hana, unrequitted!Hana-Kyoko. She ties him to the kitchen chair, she breaks his throne and she cuts his hair.

Like This

2009-03-15T19:49:03-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: K. Watanuki & S. Doumeki
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

What happiness is, and how to achieve it. Shizuka/Kimiwari/Himawari OT3 of sunshine and lazy mornings, and bikes that have lost their chains.

Man of the Hour

2009-03-15T19:44:59-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: J. Gordon & Bruce W./Batman
Chapters: 1, Words: 762, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Harvey Dent's the man of the hour in Gotham City. Gordon, Batman, a campaign of Dent, and a drive-by moment of the Joker.

Windbreaker

2009-03-15T16:13:17-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: K. Watanuki & Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

She bends like a dancer and Kimihiro can hear the wind cry. Platonic Yuuko/Kimihiro.

The Good Friends

2009-03-15T16:11:45-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,429, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Everyone has their own little quirks. Especially the Keyblade Kids. Kairi pokes fun, Sora wonders if this is what going mad feels like, and Riku has cats. Lots of cats. General silliness and, er, insanity. Not for the faint or serious of heart. Sora/Riku,

Once Upon a Time Nobody

2009-03-15T16:08:20-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,358, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

When Axel dies, he goes to Hell. Hades' Hell. A set of three: Axel, Hades, and Hercules. Maybe someone's a hero. Axel/Hades, Axel/Hercules. Not necessarily consensual.

Breaking Glass

2009-03-15T16:06:02-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Penelo & Vaan
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Love doesn't necessarily mean never having to say you're sorry. vague VaanPenelo, vaguer LarsaPenelo.

Turning SunBlind

2008-09-04T01:05:18-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Friendship
Pairing: Zack F. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,097, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Pre-game, post-Nibelheim. A slight slaughtering of canon. They're friends, right? Platonic love, yo. Zack and Cloud.

The Sun's Spinning

2008-09-04T01:03:43-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Shadow of the Colossus
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,479, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

The sun is spinning at its zenith, and he doesn't know when this day will end. Wander-centric.

To Bianchi, Our Love

2008-09-04T01:02:43-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

She first sees him when she's eleven years old. He wears his hat at a jaunty angle, and she crushes hard. adult!Reborn and Bianchi.

Bend to the Earth

2008-09-04T01:01:45-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Gabranth & Basch
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,301, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Pre-game. Noah is thirteen when Landis burns. Basch is thirteen, too, and so much the run-away. Incest.

Summer Green

2008-09-04T01:00:46-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Tales of the Abyss
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke & Guy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Luke comes home when he's eleven, cradled in his father's arms, and his eyes are a brighter green than Guy remembers. Pre-game.

Cold Water

2008-09-04T00:59:33-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Tales of the Abyss
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Asch & Luke
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,896, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Post-game. The difficulty in being reborn is the newness. That, and sharing a body and mind with another person. Asch and Luke, and being one person.

His Ships and Kings

2008-09-04T00:58:07-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Gabranth & Larsa
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Post-game. Gabranth will always be Larsa's judge.

Into the Rabbit Hole

2008-09-04T00:57:10-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,530, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Some shifts in the magics, and they all end up on Yuuri's Earth. Incest. Gwendal, Conrart, Yuuri, and Wolfram.

The World Turned Inward

2008-09-04T00:56:09-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,837, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Pre-series. When Wolfram turns sixty, the world turns to watch the Demon Nation's youngest prince. Incest.

Walking on Butterflies

2008-09-04T00:54:49-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Loveless
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,039, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Loveless/Final Fantasy VII Post-Nibelheim fire. He has to wonder if he's picking up a druggie, or some kid just too fucked up to tell down from up. But the kid reminds him of Soubi, and that's enough. Kio, Cloud

Australian Sky

2008-02-20T11:50:52-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,290, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Post-movie. Butch, Sundance, and Australia: the things that break the world.

Finding Home

2008-02-20T11:49:42-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

All in all, Simba decided, it was not a lion. Definitely not a lion. Simba and Red XIII. Lion King/FFVII.

Spinning Wild

2008-02-20T11:47:54-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

Balthier/Fran, and the way they spin through the world.

Plucking Feathers

2008-02-20T11:45:00-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 541, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

The phone is small in his hand, and Kyouya's breath from the other side is smaller. Dino/Hibari, names, and what love really means. Or doesn't mean.

Prestissimo

2008-02-20T11:44:09-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,516, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

Or, In Which Hayato is a Pianist. Hayato/Piano.

The Red Fish

2008-02-20T11:42:52-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Loveless
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,842, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

I love you,” he says, and there’s power beneath the words, smooth as vanilla and coffee beans. World/Soubi. Soubi needs someone to save, or someone to save him. He's not sure which.

Grown Up Kisses

2008-02-20T11:41:45-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Kratos A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 922, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

Lloyd's looking for his reason, and Kratos is looking for something else. Kratos/Lloyd, dub-con of the Kratos kind. Set sometime between the seals.

The Happy Man

2008-02-20T11:38:28-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

Mama stopped smiling years ago, when Papa and Tsuna both walked out the door, and never walked back in. Lambo stopped smiling, too. TYL!TYL!Lambo. Lambo/World.

Cigarette Love

2008-02-20T11:37:19-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,191, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-20-08
Status: Complete

Stop," Takeshi says one night, pulling a cigarette from Hayato's mouth, and Hayato says, "I can't." Alternate future fic. Hayato, the Tsuna Family, and cancer. Hayato/Everyone.

Skinned Knees

2007-06-26T19:20:28-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Celi will make things up to her boys, if it takes her entire life. Celi, baby!Wolfram, vaguely disapproving!Gwendal, and the meaning of boyhood.

Scroll Darling

2007-06-26T19:19:30-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

It's not that Kakashi needs him, because he doesn't. He just wants him. Unrequited KakaIru, mentionings of emotional slavery.

Timeless Sea

2007-06-26T19:18:24-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Tia D. & Davy Jones
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

She'll give him her heart, and all of eternity. CalypsoDavy Jones. Vague spoilers for PotC3.

Living Metal

2007-06-26T19:17:12-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Doctor, TARDIS, and the things that make a man. Or alien. Or Time and Relative Dimensions in Space vehicle, as the case may be. DoctorTARDIS.

To Fall From the Sky

2007-06-26T19:16:10-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Archadia, Larsa, and a fall that shakes the world. Vague LarsaPenelo. Post game spoilers.

Fairy Tale Price

2007-06-26T19:15:14-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Larsa has a wish, but wishes have prices. Larsa, Yuuko, moment a la Gabranth. Cross over with xxxHOLiC. Post game spoilers. No xxxHOLiC spoilers.

Experience of Life

2007-06-26T19:13:52-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Wolfram and Gwendal have a quick chat, much to Gwendal's consternation. Implied YuuriWolfram, mpreg.

Dust Parches the Throat

2007-06-26T19:12:25-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Fai brings a cup of water, some conversation, and a bit more. KuroganeFai. Or possibly FaiKurogane. Someone's being played like a game. Takes place in early Acid!Tokyo.

To Die a Little Faster

2007-06-25T22:55:58-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 493, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

The world dies one by one, and the brothers watch it go. Conrart, Gwendal, Wolfram. Incest.

Count to Ten

2007-06-25T22:54:58-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Rufus & Reno
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,429, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Mako can be blamed for a lot of things: Sephiroth, ShinRa, Midgar, and Geostigma. It can be blamed for life, too. RufusReno, mpreg. Post DoC.

Climbing Higher

2007-06-25T22:53:49-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Iago watches Cassio and Othello climb ever higher, and hates them more by more. CassioIago.

Buying Happiness

2007-06-25T22:52:41-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Money can buy anything, even love and happiness. HarryHarry, vauge HarryPeter. Movieverse.

The Best Things in Life

2007-06-25T22:51:14-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,329, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Sirius is a teenage boy, and as such, he has, well, thoughts. And yearnings. For breasts. SiriusMcGonagall. StudentTeacher.

Altar Boy

2007-06-25T22:48:46-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Fai kneels at the feet of many, and he would pray for his own forgiveness, but he never learned to pray. Fai centric. Vague smatterings of FaiEveryone. Spoilers for Acid!Tokyo.

The Boy From Akademy

2007-06-25T22:46:59-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Jules played the gentry of Archades like a harp. Pregame, spoilers for Jules and Ffamran.

To Ring So Empty

2007-05-11T22:35:58-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,661, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

or, The Gradual Descent of Larsa Ferrinas Solidor in Ten Easy Steps. Larsa, Archadia, and the things an emperor must do for his empire. Postgame, spoilers. [LarsaPenelo, LarsaWorld]

Missing You

2007-05-11T22:34:06-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

They'll be missing him when he leaves. Pregame, spoilers, incest. [BaschSpoiler]

Ten Ways to a Healthy Sibling Relationship

2007-05-11T10:59:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,976, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

It's difficult to be good brothers. Obsessions, obsession, and obsession. Incest. PreDirge of Cerberus. [NeroWeiss]

Fixing the Broken

2007-05-11T10:57:14-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

It's difficult to fix the broken. Conrart, Gwendal, and Wolfram. Preseries, postJulia, mentionings of incest.

Son of Kings

2007-05-11T10:56:07-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 863, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

Wolfram comes to Gwendal with kittenlike mewls, and Gwendal's never been able to say no. Incest. Mpreg. [GwendalWolfram]

A Land of Dreams

2007-05-11T10:54:22-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Shadow of the Colossus
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,089, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

He will do anything to get the end of which he dreams. Wander centric.

Locking Doors

2007-04-05T03:17:16-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-5-07
Status: Complete

Larsa, Gabranth, and the question of a kiss. Post FFXII, end game spoilers. LarsaGabranth.

Number Work

2007-04-05T03:11:23-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-5-07
Status: Complete

Because sometimes homework takes precedence over all else, including the Great and Terrible Quest. Larsa, Team Vaan, general silliness. No real spoilers, unless you have no idea who Larsa is.

Fever Dreams

2007-04-05T03:09:36-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Prof. Hojo
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,792, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-5-07
Status: Complete

Beauty is something Hojo has never been able to capture. Vague creepiness, Hojo being Hojo, vague spoilers for DoC, and, uh, Hojo.

Rocking Horse People: A Love Story

2007-01-18T16:09:15-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Reeve T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,660, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

When Reeve dreams, he dreams of Midgar. Reeve, Midgar, and the love of a dream.

Touch

2007-01-18T16:06:53-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Gojyo S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Gojyo wants to be touched, because being touched means someone cares enough to say I love you, or I hate you. Gojyo centric.

Snow at Five

2007-01-18T16:03:14-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Ebisu & Genma S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Ebisu always visits Genma at four in the afternoon, because Genma usually doesn't scream at four in the afternoon. Trees turn to snow and madness spreads.

Partners

2007-01-18T16:01:00-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kisame H. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 896, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Orochimaru was Kisame's first partner in the Akatsuki. Itachi was Kisame's second. Itachi watches Kisame, Orochimaru watches Itachi, and Kisame tries to breathe.

Cups of Coffee

2007-01-18T15:58:20-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Cups of coffee and a descent into madness. Iruka centric.

Birthday Songs

2007-01-18T15:56:56-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Genma S. & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Genma never expected to grow very old. This was mainly because he was a ninja, and as such, the likelihood of growing to a venerable old age was as microscopic as, say, nothing. Vague JiraiyaGenma.

The Color Blue

2007-01-18T15:55:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 690, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

[vague KakaIru] Blue is the color of traitors, students who never learned, children who ran away. Iruka hates the color blue.

Nailing Doors Shut

2006-10-02T20:22:27-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,180, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

For Kakashi, the taste of beer and nailing the rooms of the dead shut go handinhand. After all, that's the way ninja villages are. Kakashi Centric

Words on the Pages

2006-10-02T20:18:53-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,413, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Iruka finds books comforting now, but that's about all he finds comforting. Sometimes Kakashi stops by, but that's not exactly comforting.

Life Support

2006-08-04T23:11:47-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Genma S. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,282, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-4-06
Status: Complete

[GenIru] Genma's not a patient man, but he tries to be while waiting for Iruka to wake up. Sometimes, though, Iruka just takes too long.

Spiders in the Wall

2006-07-12T01:12:30-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Envy & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,946, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

[EnvyEd] Envy runs into Ed in Germany, and sees his way to get back to his world. Post Anime, under the assumption the movie never happened. Includes insanity, Envy's mouth, strange relations, and character death. Oh, and yes, a hermaphrodite.

Kinda Like the ANBU Waiting Room

2006-06-01T23:53:12-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 547, Reviews: 37 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Ino's having issues, Chouji's eating chips, and Shikamaru's getting annoyed. If only his team would listen to him.

Push It In

2006-06-01T23:51:48-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Genma S. & Raidou N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 28 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Genma's impatient, Raidou's trying to be careful, and Ibiki's getting pissed. What more can you say?

Little Prayers

2006-06-01T23:50:39-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gai M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

As a rule, ninja don't believe in God. Gai, though, is the exception to every rule.

Play Dead

2006-06-01T23:49:45-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Asuma S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Kakashi's afraid of few things in his life. Right now, he's playing dead. [AsumaKaka, past AsumaKure]

Muggles

2006-06-01T23:46:08-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,413, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

James has never understood Muggles, and now, hiding with his family, he has to live like one. He doesn't quite like it.

To Its Knees

2006-06-01T23:45:24-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,241, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Draco feels pretty, like he can bring the world to its knees. Involves makeups and dreams of the past. Life isn't always all it's made out to be.

James Dreams

2006-06-01T23:43:50-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

James dreams of many things. Of Sirius and Remus, of his parents, of Lily. Mostly, he dreams of Harry.

Hide and Seek

2006-06-01T23:42:37-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sephiroth & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Sephiroth doesn't hate Cloud. Then again, Sephiroth doesn't hate anything. Cloud hides, and Sephiroth's playing a game. Too bad Cloud's not playing.

Carry Me Home

2006-06-01T23:41:29-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Gai M. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 23 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Gai knows his team very well, and he knows that Neji's never late from a mission, except now.

Diving Lessons

2006-06-01T23:40:27-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Genma S. & Hayate G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,633, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Hayate goes into Genma's life the way Hayate always does. Without a second thought. Hayate coughs, Kakashi listens, and Genma watches. [GenHaya, KakaHaya, GenKaka]

AJ Crowley and Angels

2006-06-01T23:38:55-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Crowley hates angels for their cold faces, their cold eyes, their cold love.

Christmas Eve

2006-06-01T23:37:58-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Genma S. & Raidou N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,808, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Genma's Christmas Eve's aren't always that great. Raidou tries to make them better, and Genma tries to get drunk.

Boy Girl

2006-06-01T23:36:20-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 534, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

After Anko dies, Iruka dies too, in the little ways. [KakaIru, vague KakaAnko, vague IruAnko, genderbender]

A Few Bad Days

2006-06-01T23:34:54-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Iruka U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,397, Reviews: 30 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

The days after Kakashi dies aren't so great. Iruka can't really cope, and Naruto keeps buying bread. [adult!NaruIru, past KakaIru]

Lucky Boy

2006-05-17T11:17:39-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Hayate G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-17-06
Status: Complete

Gekkou Hayate is a lucky boy. He just doesn't know it yet. A look at Hayate's life, and how lucky he is, as it were, through twenty steps. For the 20 truths challenge on livejournal.

Butterfly Wings

2006-05-17T11:13:31-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Chouji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-17-06
Status: Complete

When Chouji swallows the red, he has the most beautiful butterfly wings. Shikamaru might be angsting, but he's not quite sure. Ino, no one's certain about.

The Misadventures of Gekkou Hayate, Panda

2006-05-17T11:11:45-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Hayate G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,831, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-17-06
Status: Complete

Hayate has a multitude of addictions in his life. The strongest one is the addiction of life.

Castle by the Sea

2006-05-17T11:10:25-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Gai M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,324, Reviews: 28 Published: 5-17-06
Status: Complete

or, The Life and Times of Hatake Kakashi, through the Eyes of a Romance Novel. Kakashi reads romance novels for a variety of reasons. Mostly because of his mother, and because of Maito Gai. [GaiKaka]

Knight Errant

2006-05-17T11:08:41-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-17-06
Status: Complete

Riku's going to fix everything, with no second guesses and no looks back. If only Sora could understand.

Red Sight

2006-05-08T23:18:56-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,696, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-8-06 Published: 4-1-06
Status: In-Progress

[KisameItachi] A series of drabbles about Itachi and Kisame. Also known as the blind!Itachi series.

Paper Cranes

2006-04-30T14:44:32-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,631, Reviews: 71 Updated: 4-30-06 Published: 3-4-05
Status: In-Progress

[KakaIru] Kakashi and Iruka's relationship starts off rocky, but things may be getting better. Takes place after chapter 236.

Flowershop Boy

2006-04-07T23:19:39-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Inoichi Y. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,612, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-7-06
Status: Complete

Inoichi centric. It's hard to be a father Inoichi knows just how hard.

Wondering: Of Fairytales and Daydreams

2006-04-01T01:00:37-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

[SasuNaru, NaruSasu] Sasuke doesn't believe in fairytales, in daydreams or wishes coming true. Naruto never learned how.

Rules

2006-04-01T00:59:20-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Lee R. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 610, Reviews: 41 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

The are rules in the Team Gai. They've made the rules for Tenten. Team Gai centric.

Kiba: or the Lack of a Good Title

2006-04-01T00:58:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Kiba I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 38 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Kiba centric. Kiba knows a great many things. He can smell them.

Pretty Girl

2006-04-01T00:57:19-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Itachi U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

[ItaHina] Itachi has something he needs to remember, but he can't. Hinata might be holding a grudge, but no one's sure.

Innocent

2006-04-01T00:56:08-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 28 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Sakuracentric. Sakura's beautiful, even on her last mission, when she's lying in the dirt. Sakura and Kakashi.

Error

2006-04-01T00:54:56-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Genma S. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,245, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Genma, Kakashi, and Neji. They're out on a mission, the two geniuses, and the caretaker sent with them. GenKakaNeji threesome thing.

Don't Say

2006-04-01T00:53:29-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Anko M. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

[IrukaAnko] She looks at him through the mirror, and he looks back. There are a lot of things they don't say, that maybe are better unsaid.

And So It Goes

2006-04-01T00:52:14-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Time goes on, and people grow older. Kakashi thinks back, and wonders about Iruka and himself.

Twenty Truths About Jiraiya and Umino Iruka

2006-03-30T00:01:19-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jiraiya & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Twenty truths about Jiraiya and Umino Iruka, written for the 20 truths challenge on livejournal. They aren't quite what you'd call friends.

Insert Memory Here

2006-03-30T00:00:09-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Hana I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 888, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Hana has a great many memories of her life, and of ways she became an Inuzuka. Hana centric.

Primary Colors

2006-03-29T23:59:12-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Hana I. & Asuma S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 841, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

[AsumaHana] Hana never thought she'd find the smell of cigarette smoke comforting. Now, though, she does, because smoke means Asuma.

Drown In Blue

2006-03-29T23:57:08-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Ino Y.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,307, Reviews: 45 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

Ino is an exceptional kunoichi. Her life as a ninja, however, has a price. Ino centric.

Cats

2006-03-29T23:54:47-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Asuma S. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 567, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

Asuma has had two cats in his life. One of them was named Kakashi. Vague Asuma and Kakashi.

Window

2006-03-27T12:49:17-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,480, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

[KakaIru, multipairing] Iruka didn't leave the house anymore. Kakashi sat with him, drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. Theirs isn't a happy love.

Love and Marriage

2006-03-27T12:47:23-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Anko M. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,689, Reviews: 26 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

[IrukaAnko, Ankocentric] Anko had seen a lot of things fall apart. She'd seen Iruka fall apart.

Come Outside

2006-03-27T12:44:09-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,983, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Kakashi's drunk, and he wants Iruka to come outside to talk to him. Iruka would rather not. Warnings: Alcoholism, abuse, and adult situations.

Penguins and Colds

2005-10-26T22:14:40-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Minato N. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 33 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

Team Yellow Flash. The Yellow Flash catches a cold. Mild chaos ensues.

Tryin' To Get To Heaven

2005-10-11T14:59:56-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Adventure
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,168, Reviews: 197 Updated: 10-11-05 Published: 5-3-05
Status: In-Progress

[KakaIru, ShikaTema, implied GenmaRaidou, implied AsumaKurenai] Konoha is at war with Sound. Iruka's screwed over, Kakashi's screwed up, and Gai's just screwed.

Failure

2005-10-09T23:09:22-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Minato N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-9-05
Status: Complete

The Yellow Flash, during the Kakashi Gaiden. Yes...

Jumper

2005-09-22T15:46:07-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Genma S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,806, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-22-05
Status: Complete

AU. Genma and Raidou are a strange pair. Sidefic to Maybe.

Maybe

2005-09-15T19:35:36-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,802, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-15-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] AU HS Companion fic to This and Here and Now, A Few Unbearable Months, and Simple Accident.

The PickUp Lines From Hell

2005-08-07T22:47:37-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 661, Reviews: 31 Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

[ZangetsuIchigo, onesided] Zangetsu's lonely, so he tries out a few of his pickup lines.

Just a Little Crazy

2005-08-07T22:44:44-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Gai M. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,928, Reviews: 23 Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

Faint echoes of GaiKaka. Or KakaGai. Or even both. Kakashi's injured, and Gai spends some time with him.

Butterfly

2005-08-06T00:33:40-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 23 Published: 8-6-05
Status: Complete

Draco Malfoy is seventeen, and he's about to be Kissed. PostHogwarts, postWar, no spoilers.

Dirty Little Secrets

2005-08-04T00:03:49-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-4-05
Status: Complete

Konoha has its dirty little secrets. Iruka centric.

Simple Accident

2005-07-23T11:43:50-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,468, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-23-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] AU HS. Sequel to 'A Few Unbearable Months.'

A Few Unbearable Months

2005-05-26T00:33:19-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,984, Reviews: 24 Published: 5-26-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] AU HS. Companion fic to 'This and Here and Now.' A collection of vignettes, one for each month.

This and Here and Now

2005-05-03T15:42:19-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 903, Reviews: 35 Published: 5-3-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] AU highschool oneshot. Iruka remembers.

Goodbye, Mr Write

2005-04-25T22:35:18-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

[IruKaka] Alternate ending for 'Dear Mr. Write.'

Dear Mr Write

2005-04-25T16:15:08-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,752, Reviews: 83 Published: 4-25-05
Status: In-Progress

[IruKaka] A glimpse into Kakashi's and Iruka's relationship, through a series of letters and notes.

Loving Myself

2005-04-24T15:25:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 36 Published: 4-24-05
Status: Complete

Sasuke reminisces on his childhood and Itachi.

Kakashi Loves Iruka

2005-04-24T14:50:07-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-24-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru, obviously] Kakashi loves Iruka. Introspective drabble on Kakashi, loving Iruka.

No One Else

2005-04-18T22:57:56-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Suspense
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-18-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Iruka comes home, but things are not quite the way they seem. Written for Naruto500's secrets challenge.

Don't Tell

2005-04-18T22:56:14-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Iruka U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 421, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-18-05
Status: Complete

Deals with child abuse and sexual situations. Written for the Naruto500's secrets challenge.

Standing

2005-04-13T16:37:22-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

[slight HinataNeji] During the chuunin exams, Hinata thinks about Neji. For the Naruto500 challenge Bloodlimits.

Iruka's Alone

2005-04-10T20:13:59-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,476, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-10-05
Status: Complete

[slight KakaIru] Iruka's seventeen, and he's alone. A drabble on Iruka, how he meets Mizuki, and how he meets Kakashi.

Quiet Voices

2005-03-29T11:42:35-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 585, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-29-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] A dribble drabble on voices and dark nights. Written as a response to the Insomnia challenge on Naruto500

Kakashi's Mantras

2005-03-29T02:53:40-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-29-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Kakashi has his mantras which he repeats, again and again. Oneshot.

The Importance of Being Kakashi

2005-03-27T01:35:06-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,690, Reviews: 118 Published: 3-27-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Kakashi's horny and Iruka's annoyed.

Eleven Kisses

2005-03-21T15:42:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 74 Published: 3-21-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Yes, another KakaIru drabble. Recounts eleven kisses in their relationship.

Love Amongst the Butterflies

2005-03-03T01:59:11-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,400, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-3-05
Status: Complete

Yuki is in love. A drabble on love amongst those he loves.

Weakness

2005-03-03T01:30:50-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-3-05
Status: Complete

[KakaIru] Iruka's weak, truly weak. A drabble on weakness and such.

Always the Same

2005-01-18T00:24:38-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Ken H. & Aya/Ran F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 567, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

Things are always the same, each day an echo of the one before. Yaoi, boy love. Slightly angsty, thoughtful, and morose.

Sleeping

2005-01-18T00:01:44-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,661, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

He's sleeping, he's always sleeping. A short ficlet on Kyo, set a short while in the future after the anime. Slight KyoTohru, if you squint and look sideways.

Propositions and Arrangements

2004-08-31T21:42:01-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,278, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-31-04
Status: In-Progress

A short history sketch of Ana-Maria and Jack, taking place before PotC and Four Years. More chapters will come, eventually. Part of the Four Years universe, a JackAna shipper.

Four Years

2004-08-02T08:52:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 23,648, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-2-04 Published: 6-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Love, pregnancy, betrayal, hate, anger, love again, and death. All taking place over four years. A Jack and Ana shipper.

Thirteen Nights

2004-06-26T19:28:42-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Newsies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,616, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-26-04 Published: 6-17-04
Status: In-Progress

The city's an ugly place, and in the early twentieth century, it was uglier still. Deals with prostitution, homosexuality, humanity, ect.

Final Endings

2004-06-17T18:56:05-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Duo M. & Heero Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-17-04
Status: Complete

Duo has his thoughts at the end of the war. Streamline conscious, random thoughts, and swearing.

Unseen Life

2004-03-24T14:54:53-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Duo M. & Heero Y.
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,894, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-24-04 Published: 1-21-04
Status: Complete

Approximately a year after EW, Duo loses something he always took from granted.

Breaking Our Closest

2004-03-08T16:28:22-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-8-04
Status: Complete

Sequel to Why We Hurt Each Other. Another one-shot, able to be read by itself, but suggested to be read after WWHEO. A short fic on what love can be.

Why We Hurt Each Other

2004-01-15T19:22:21-08:00

Author: Hey-Diddle-Diddle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-15-04
Status: Complete

When you love someone, and they never love you back, it hurts more than you could ever imagine.