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Epilogue To A War Story

2009-11-16T13:39:41-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,178, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-16-09
Status: Complete

Years later, Ichigo gets a phone call from Orihime, and everyone gets a reminder that the past can never really be escaped.

Please Do Not Be Groping The Unconcious

2009-10-16T02:41:21-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Reno & Rude
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

Set during AC: Rude and Reno carry Cloud and Tifa home. Minor molestation commences, much to Rude's discomfort.

Good To Be Home

2009-10-16T02:38:57-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

Post final chapter. After the game, Sena asks Hiruma and Mamori a question. Their answer involved a lot more swearing at each other than strictly necessary.

Cause of Death

2009-10-16T02:35:38-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,612, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

When all was said and done, there were still four dead bodies the coroner couldn't quite explain.

Lines Of Communication

2009-10-03T22:11:44-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shoichi I. & Byakuran
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Late at night, Irie Shouichi gets a call from an old friend. And tells him to fuck off. Implied 10051 and 4851

Hosts Are Not Prostitutes, Treat Them Respectfully

2009-07-18T19:56:12-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katsura K. & Gintoki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

In which Gin-san is a pervert, Katsura wishes he had never gotten this part-time job, and the rest of the host club tries not to laugh.

Tip Your Waitress Or She'll Spit In Your Food

2009-06-26T03:19:08-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,316, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-26-09
Status: In-Progress

She looked from the waiter writhing on the ground in agony to the smiling Yato that had just sat down to resume his cocoa. "God, I love this town."

The Vongola Family Dinner

2009-04-21T19:40:45-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: K. Hibari & Mukuro R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

The next morning, Hibari didn't care who shot who or how the hors d'ouerve table got set on fire. All he wanted to know was how he ended up naked.

Devi Mahatmyam

2009-04-13T19:08:41-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Kuroshitsuji
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Prince Soma & Ciel P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Things get interesting when a plot begins to unfurl around the newly-appointed Anglo-Indian Ambassador: "But why would anyone want to kill me?" Soma asked anxiously. Ciel rolled his eyes. "Why wouldn't they? I know I'd love to."

The October Affair

2009-04-08T15:24:53-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Allen & Froi
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,118, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

In the end, the play went so poorly they canceled the other scheduled showings. Mostly because Allen and Kanda destroyed the stage in their fight while the others were getting drunk at the cast party. No real pairings.

Shotgun Weddings

2009-04-06T01:43:40-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanda & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

“We weren't fighting,” Kanda replied, “they were just making illicit suggestions about your virtue and discussing whether or not having sex with one’s sister is on an equal moral level as their cousin. And I was leaving.”

Fallen Woman

2008-12-28T20:55:22-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Allen & Lavi
Chapters: 12, Words: 21,838, Reviews: 83 Updated: 12-28-08 Published: 9-21-07
Status: Complete

In a drowning city, the hunt for Innocence leaves Allen, Kanda, and Lavi in a bizzarre guise. But even when the mission means going undercover in a whorehouse, they've got a job to do and personal feelings and opinions are only in the way.

That Go Bump In The Night

2008-12-28T20:29:10-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Gundam 00
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tieria & Lockon
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-28-08
Status: Complete

Because in the end, Sumeragi didn't want to know what the Meisters did in their free time. Implied Lockon/Tieria and Hallelujah/Everyone.

You Need A Special Ointment For Genital Rashes

2008-11-26T18:16:03-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Okita S. & Hijikata T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

In which Kondo tried to help in his own fatherly way, Hijikata looses his desire, and Okita over-uses the word 'penis'.

After A Hard Days Work

2008-11-19T22:42:23-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lavi & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

Allen comes back from a very stressfull mission with one thing on his mind. And nothing is going to stop him from getting it.

Remember The Rules Of Safe Sex Trafficing

2008-11-19T22:33:06-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gintoki S. & Kondo I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

In the end, there weren't any weddings, much less the intended triple-wedding. Which is probably for the best, considering Shinpachi and Hijikata had never wanted to marry eachother anyway.

Internal Affairs

2008-10-15T01:40:45-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: K. Hibari & Mukuro R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,555, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

Tsuna hated Hibari. Mostly because he was the one who had to pay the medical bills. 6918 8018 D18

To God, Whom I Hate So Much

2008-10-14T17:30:22-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

In the end, the only reason she didn't do it was for her brother's sake. pre-storyline.

Capo De Tutti Capi

2008-09-24T22:20:10-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Crime
Pairing: Tsuna S. & Reborn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-24-08
Status: Complete

Sawada Tsunayoshi had finally become the man Reborn had shaped. He had become a mob boss. This is one day in the life.

The Rokudo Prophecies

2008-09-17T17:49:10-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mukuro R. & Tsuna S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

In which Mukuro takes up prophesising, and we all learn not to touch the tonfas. Sort of 6918 and a little 5927, 8096 and RH. CRACK

Magic Tricks

2008-09-02T14:01:52-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Yachiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.

It's A Date

2008-08-31T13:49:12-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kawamura T. & Kikumaru E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-31-08
Status: In-Progress

The trouble with this, Kawamura decided, was Inui's inability to explain anything in a manner that anyone can actually understand. Implied Pillar.

Oblivious

2008-08-28T22:47:20-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Atobe K. & Tezuka K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 483, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-28-08
Status: Complete

In which Ryoma is terribly entertained, Tezuka is uncomfortable and Atobe is... Well, gay.

The Fox, The Bird, And The Frog

2008-07-09T23:03:12-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bak & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,810, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

Fou smirked. Well, think about it- your goal is not to get killed by Cross, right? Then who better to ask for help from than the person who no doubt knows him best? Cross/Komui/Bak, Lavi/Allen, and shameless Link abuse.

Waking In The Dark

2008-05-25T20:33:40-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bak & Komui
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

The next morning, Bak will wonder exactly how his bed ended up filled with Komui.

Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power

2008-03-10T11:22:38-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yamamoto Y.S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.

Next Time She'll Just Try Vegas

2008-02-10T15:59:46-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,131, Reviews: 41 Published: 2-10-08
Status: Complete

Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'

Suffering Double

2008-01-20T18:00:39-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

Touya, in an incredible display of self-control, did not then proceed to smash his head against the wall until he was unconscious. X-over with CCS

Innocent Inquiries

2008-01-02T05:19:48-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Yachiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,569, Reviews: 29 Published: 1-2-08
Status: Complete

Byakuya learns that just because Yachiru didn't know the meaning of the word 'extortion' didn't mean she wasn't good at it.

Rocket Science

2007-11-25T13:21:14-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cid H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,233, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-25-07
Status: Complete

The facts of life, love, and gays in the military as told by Cid Highwind and his emptying glass of whiskey. Implied RenoxCloud.

Out Of His Closet

2007-11-11T10:51:12-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Ishida U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

The question of what Ishida would do when he regained the ability to breathe still remained.

Interoffice Personnel Relations

2007-11-11T10:15:00-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,031, Reviews: 97 Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.

Adventures In Education

2007-11-01T15:20:30-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mayuri K. & Yachiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 35 Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.

Excuses, Excuses

2007-10-18T17:49:49-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Renji A. & Byakuya K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 699, Reviews: 31 Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.

The Nature Of MiddleSchool Boys

2007-09-13T00:09:26-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: E. Ryoma
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

Even if Ryoma HAD hit puberty, he still wouldn't appreciate the situation due to the sheer lack of tennis involved. And yet, practice is halted by the rest of his team's raging hormones. The idiots.

A Perfect Plan

2007-08-14T13:35:44-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hitsugaya T. & Yachiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,334, Reviews: 58 Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.

To Know What's Worth Dying For

2007-07-29T21:03:19-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-29-07
Status: Complete

Matt was smart enough to know what was really important in life. [traces of mxm]

Resuscitative Measures

2007-07-24T18:44:36-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 44 Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.

Sound Medical Advice

2007-06-09T23:00:20-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,716, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

In which Ren is frustrated with the fact that he's sexually frustrated, Horohoro is a few notches below genius, and we all learn that Faust VIII is not someone to go to with problems concerning one's love life. Puberty is so much fun, isn't it? [HoroxRen?

The Word On The Grapevine

2007-05-06T20:34:42-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,003, Reviews: 24 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

If the only thing interesting enough to gossip about is Kuchiki Byakuya's lovelife, then Soul Society is obviously in desperate need of a new revenue of entertainment. At this rate, someone's going to be killed in no time...

Into The MadHouse

2007-04-19T19:45:31-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Yuzu K. & Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Nothing in this world could have prepared him to meet the Kurosaki family. Really, all he had wanted was to get his girlfriend's approval... Yuzu, Isshin, Karin, Ichigo, Ishida minor IchiIshi for plot purposes

Bless You

2007-04-08T17:11:13-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Tamaki S. & U. Nekozawa
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Tamaki was certainly NOT jumping to conclusions: he had been cursed before, you know!

Abakuraku

2006-06-14T12:03:34-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shizune & Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,658, Reviews: 17 Updated: 6-14-06 Published: 3-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes, when fate deals you a chancey hand, the only way to find happiness is to take a little gamble. KabuShizu, with a little SasukexSakon and UkonxKimimaro. Don't ask why. Just don't ask.

Once Upon A Time, I Was Only A Ninja

2005-12-18T00:22:35-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Chiyo
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-18-05 Published: 12-9-05
Status: Complete

Before she was Chiyo baa sama, before she was a grandmother, before she was mother, she was only a Kunoichi named Chiyo.

And He Never Drank Again

2005-09-21T20:37:22-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jiraiya & Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,752, Reviews: 46 Published: 9-21-05
Status: Complete

Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?

Broken

2005-06-13T14:24:13-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 715, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-13-05
Status: Complete

Gaara's mother died a bitter, lonely death. Reposted due to my stories mysteriously disappearing from website.

Sound of Silence

2005-06-05T10:25:24-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 843, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

A memorial to those who died for the sake of Orochimaru's ambitions those who had no family or loved ones to mourn them. [reposted due to website eating my stories]

Love Under A Red Moon

2005-06-05T10:22:50-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

Sometimes happiness is as simple as sharing dinner with the one you love. Itachi x Gaara [reposted due to website eating my stories]

Desert Nights

2005-06-05T10:09:42-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

One can get quite bored when their day is eight hours longer than everyone else's... [rereposted due to website eating my stories]

Training as usual

2004-07-18T19:31:09-08:00

Author: Lala to the power of 2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

Sakura's train of thoughts sure can get interesting...