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Your Call is Important to Us

2009-10-04T11:37:51-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Anakin S. & Ahsoka T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,823, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

On a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.

What Happens on Corellia

2009-08-28T06:02:09-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan
Chapters: 10, Words: 55,547, Reviews: 18 Updated: 8-28-09 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.

Life, After

2009-08-03T14:48:46-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Siri T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-3-09
Status: Complete

Siri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.

Recovery

2009-07-14T21:18:50-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Ahsoka & Anakin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,798, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

In the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.

Paternal Affairs

2009-07-02T11:54:39-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.

Come What May

2009-06-16T02:13:18-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Obi- Wan
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.

Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It

2009-06-03T02:51:52-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-3-09
Status: Complete

It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.

Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka

2009-05-31T20:29:44-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ahsoka & Anakin
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,341, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-31-09
Status: Complete

Summary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.

The Couch

2009-04-23T17:52:51-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Stan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.

Payment in Kind

2009-04-10T09:37:09-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ziro the Hutt & Anakin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-10-09
Status: In-Progress

It's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.

No Suit, Skin

2009-03-15T06:23:29-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: SeaQuest
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

The Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. P.S.: Apparently, this story is vaguely offensive.

A Trip Down Mammary Lane

2009-02-20T17:49:01-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,938, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

A mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.

Master of Disguise

2008-10-24T16:09:21-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,162, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

Forced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.

Viral Vision

2008-10-24T16:06:39-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,596, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

A dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.

Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

2008-08-26T21:10:46-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,159, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-26-08
Status: Complete

As the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.

A Wife's Duty

2008-08-03T01:23:56-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,015, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-3-08
Status: Complete

Being the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.

The Others

2008-04-09T11:06:42-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,101, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

Order 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.

Just Between Us Girls

2008-02-17T11:49:05-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,951, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-17-08
Status: Complete

Darra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!

Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care

2008-01-29T04:55:50-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,117, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

Anakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.

Uninhibited

2007-12-27T17:38:58-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,953, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-27-07
Status: Complete

Anakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.

The Rule

2007-12-09T22:14:55-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-9-07
Status: Complete

He should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.

Friends Forever

2007-07-25T01:42:16-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,340, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

Max finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.

Punch Line

2007-05-27T22:10:36-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

Even Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.

Smooth Operator

2007-05-19T19:24:37-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mummies Alive!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,501, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

Scarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.

Sheets of Egyptian Cotton

2007-05-13T23:54:04-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,376, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-13-07
Status: Complete

Evil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.

Complications

2007-05-02T02:07:41-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mummies Alive!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,484, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

He hadn’t meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.

Paparazzi Girl

2007-04-21T23:55:44-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,377, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-21-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.

Raising the Bar

2007-04-18T00:52:37-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] Their friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.

Laid Up

2007-04-16T00:23:41-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,080, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] Post movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.

Cabin Fever

2007-04-16T00:21:40-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,200, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy had been to the cabin before.

Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking

2007-04-07T08:44:08-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,186, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-7-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] The ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.

Daddy Dearest

2007-04-05T22:29:35-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,977, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-5-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.

Practice Makes Perfect

2007-04-03T00:06:02-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,729, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

[Blades of Glory] 'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.

Call Center

2007-03-13T22:18:46-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Beavis and Butt-Head
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,355, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-13-07
Status: Complete

Beavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.

Tableau

2006-11-16T00:24:31-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,568, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

My 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.

Let Sleeping Demons Lie

2006-11-16T00:21:20-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,073, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

Written for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.

Padme's Perfect Peach

2006-11-16T00:09:13-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,153, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

How does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.

The First Step to Acceptance

2006-11-16T00:05:01-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,011, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

Obi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.

False Starts

2006-11-16T00:00:36-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,328, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

Ferus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.

Much Ado About Lunch

2006-11-15T23:55:31-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,144, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

The Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.

Lost & Found

2006-11-15T23:50:15-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,104, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Three years later, and Ferus doesn’t understand why he can’t let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master’s disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.

Hands Free

2006-11-15T23:46:27-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Yoda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,315, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Yoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.

Slouching Towards Tradition

2006-11-15T23:42:57-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,560, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Anakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.

Eye of the Storm

2006-11-15T23:39:00-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,486, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Written with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.

Knowing How to Get By

2006-11-15T23:29:28-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.

Beware the Fury of a Quiet Man

2006-11-15T23:23:42-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,184, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Anakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.

Strip Tease

2006-11-15T23:08:17-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: E. Palpatine & Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes

2006-11-15T22:57:36-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,811, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Anakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.

Abandonment

2006-11-15T22:53:37-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 539, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

A series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.

Recapitulation

2006-11-15T22:49:45-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,762, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Anakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.

Found

2006-11-15T22:38:45-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Qui-Gon J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,247, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Written for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.

Swimfan

2006-11-15T22:31:29-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,488, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Anakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.

Shimmersilk

2006-11-15T22:21:30-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

An AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.

The Chosen One Club

2006-11-15T22:11:59-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

The paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.

Forever & Always

2006-11-15T19:42:50-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

One perspective on what really should have happened at the end of season five regarding Brian and Justin's relationship.

Hot Wheels

2006-11-15T19:41:28-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

So much of Brian and Justin's relationship can be paralled by Brian's vehicle history.

Taking Your Calls

2006-11-15T19:39:46-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,679, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Your first impression of Brian Kinney is that you should probably be a lot more terrified of him than you are. One of the fandom's few Cynthia stories. Implied Brian and Justin.

One Fine Day

2006-11-15T19:25:43-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,163, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Todd is fine.

The Fabulous Life of Justin Taylor

2006-11-15T19:23:28-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,518, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

While visiting Justin in Hollywood, Brian has a close encounter of the celebrity kind.

New Flame, Old Trick

2006-11-15T19:19:14-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,514, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Ben isn't the first person to be intrigued by Brian and Justin's 'relationship'. Set during early season two.

Kiss the Cook

2006-11-13T21:37:35-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 763, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-13-06
Status: Complete

Summoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.

A New Hope

2006-11-05T22:35:43-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,021, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

A savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.

Plugging Away

2006-11-05T22:27:35-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

The day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.

The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out

2006-10-21T21:47:56-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,425, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.

Out

2006-10-12T01:23:43-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyle B. & Stan M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.

Pierced

2006-09-12T01:47:24-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Static Shock
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-12-06
Status: Complete

Richie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.

That Way

2006-09-11T06:50:19-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Static Shock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,465, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

Virgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.

Anakina Jolie

2005-09-19T15:22:44-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 937, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-19-05
Status: Complete

Anakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.

Severance

2005-09-03T04:27:24-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-3-05
Status: Complete

Anakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.

The One Where Brian Has A Giant Vagina

2005-08-23T13:37:13-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,104, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-23-05
Status: Complete

No, really. Sort of 513 centric. Read at your own risk.

Settle

2005-06-16T23:20:21-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,081, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

Obi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.

Last Licks

2005-03-07T16:35:17-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,408, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-05
Status: Complete

Brian counts down the days until Justin leaves for Hollywood. End of season four fic, devoid of season five spoilers.

On My Honor

2005-02-18T00:23:50-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Brian K. & Justin T.
Chapters: 7, Words: 32,216, Reviews: 26 Updated: 2-18-05 Published: 1-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Brian is a counselor at a Boy Scout summer camp, and Justin is one of his young charges. Sparks fly, complications arise, and somebody will probably be gay. AU. ON HIATUS.

Chicken Soup for the Asshole's Soul

2004-09-22T01:25:16-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,131, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-22-04
Status: Complete

The first time cancer hits close to home, it's when your father tells you that he's dying from it. Gapfiller for episodes 406 through 409.

Song & Dance

2004-08-28T21:46:35-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,391, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-28-04
Status: Complete

You think about all the times he put his neck on the line for you, and it makes your inability to save him just this once seem like even more of a failure. An AU glance at episode 122.

Mistaken

2004-08-22T12:55:50-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,586, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-22-04
Status: Complete

You think maybe it was a mistake leaving Brian, and you wonder if he knows it, too. A remix of episodes 301 through 308.

Nightwatch

2004-08-16T00:27:52-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,450, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-16-04
Status: Complete

AU of 201. What if Justin had learned of Brian's nightly hospital visits?

Eau de Brian

2004-07-14T06:33:05-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-14-04
Status: Complete

Brian and Michael should never, ever get bored. Vague spoilers through season four.

Losing My Religion

2004-07-09T16:26:52-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,529, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-9-04
Status: Complete

Brian observes his faith at a number of intervals throughout his life. Named after that REM song spoilers through 410.

Underwhere?

2004-06-16T23:03:14-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,307, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-16-04
Status: Complete

Brian has trouble keeping track of his clothes. Set in season four, but devoid of spoilers.

Up & At Em

2004-06-16T22:05:40-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,253, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-16-04
Status: Complete

Sometimes, Brian thinks that his life would have been much easier had Justin and Michael never met. Spoilers through 410.

Proof Positive

2004-06-16T21:58:43-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,607, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-16-04
Status: Complete

Alternative ending and kind of an extension on a scene from 408. Justin wants proof, and Brian realizes that the third time's a charm.

Puppy Love

2004-06-13T14:26:09-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,453, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-13-04 Published: 6-12-04
Status: Complete

Written at the request of sogay, who wanted Justin to give Brian a puppy. Spoilers up to 409.

Baby Talk

2004-05-19T11:34:38-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,264, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

Gus speaks and everybody listens. Set during season four, but does not include concurrent spoilers.

Low Balling

2004-05-17T10:36:12-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-17-04
Status: Complete

Sometimes, Justin just can't resist. Spoilers up through 409.

Eat the Meat

2004-04-28T17:56:40-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 964, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-28-04
Status: Complete

Hunter gets a new job. Spoilers for seasons 4 and 5.

Entrepreneurial Endeavors

2004-04-04T01:09:16-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,064, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-4-04
Status: Complete

If anybody was going to sell Brian Kinney, it would be him.

Green Eyed Monster

2004-03-28T17:10:17-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,867, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-28-04
Status: Complete

Gapfiller for 215. Michael and Justin collaborate on Rage. Brian convinces himself that he doesn't do jealousy.

Lying in Wait

2004-03-25T20:27:35-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,426, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-25-04
Status: Complete

Set during the early summer between seasons 1 and 2. Justin is still in a coma. Brian is still curiously absent. Jennifer’s POV. Angst, angst, angst, essentially.

Taylor Made

2004-03-25T20:22:24-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,275, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-25-04
Status: Complete

Brian introspects about Justin's ... clothing. Set during the tailend of season three, during Justin's stint as a fake hustler.

The X Factor

2004-03-24T23:07:01-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,714, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-24-04
Status: Complete

[Bang, Bang, You're Dead] Post movie. Sean sends Trevor a letter from juvenile hall.

Two Babies

2004-02-24T01:06:42-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,665, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-24-04
Status: Complete

Brian and Justin babysit Gus for the weekend.

Coping Mechanisms

2004-02-13T14:28:42-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,437, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-13-04
Status: Complete

Brian and Justin disagree on priorities. My speculations based on various spoilers I've read for season four.

Shounen Ai

2004-02-03T18:01:36-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Shredder & Splinter
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,104, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-3-04
Status: Complete

Uroko Saki and Hamatou Yoshi, before the Turtles, before they knew themselves. Set in Japan. Slash.

Dudes & Chicks

2003-12-14T17:34:30-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Beavis and Butt-Head
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 41 Published: 12-14-03
Status: Complete

Beavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.

Maestro's Fancy

2003-12-13T13:06:43-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-13-03
Status: Complete

[Kid Notorious] Robert Evans' faithful butler, English, pontificates on the man he's served and loved for over a decade.

Eggnog

2003-12-12T00:58:43-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Shego & Drakken
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-12-03
Status: Complete

In their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.

Friendly Foe

2003-12-11T04:26:03-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kim P. & Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,687, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-11-03
Status: Complete

Seeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.

Rascal

2003-10-11T21:07:26-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-11-03
Status: Complete

Set after 'Bullies'. Valmont reflects on his first face to face confrontation with a certain Chinese archaeologist.

Don't Drop The Soap

2003-10-11T21:05:13-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-11-03
Status: Complete

Valmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.

Plugged In

2003-10-11T21:03:44-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,463, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-11-03
Status: Complete

Set immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.

Altering Fate

2003-08-13T17:20:16-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,326, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-13-03
Status: Complete

My attempt at introspection in the 'Mighty Max' universe. What was going on in Virgil's head during the 'Pandora's Box' episodes? Probably a lot more than Max or Norman gave him credit for.

Jab

2003-08-08T23:25:07-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,312, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-8-03
Status: Complete

Midterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.

A B Day For Big V

2003-05-21T00:22:14-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-21-03
Status: Complete

The Enforcers may be kind of bumbling, but they know how to let their boss know he's appreciated, gosh darnit. A sestina.

You Helped Me And I Don't Know Why

2003-05-21T00:19:22-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-21-03
Status: Complete

A villanelle, appropriately, from Valmont's POV concerning Jackie's behavior in 'The New Atlantis'.

Ode to My Sandwich

2003-05-21T00:13:47-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-21-03
Status: Complete

A sonnet that explores Uncle's deepseated appreciation for his food. Written as practice for my Poetry class.

Marred

2003-04-29T16:00:03-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,261, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-29-03
Status: Complete

Valmont is a vampire. Slash. Written for Icechan's fanfiction challenge.

Possessed

2003-03-15T22:30:31-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Jackie Chan Adventures
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-15-03
Status: Complete

Shendu prods Valmont during tea time. Slashy undertones.

A Trip To Hogsmeade

2002-08-08T18:21:34-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,087, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-8-02
Status: Complete

All Harry wants is a quiet afternoon in Hogsmeade to collect his thoughts. All his fans and admirers want is a chance to gawk at their favourite celebrity. What's The Boy Who Lived to do?

I Was Wrong

2002-03-11T21:11:44-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Kunzite/Malachite & Zoicite/Zoycite
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

Kunzite pines for Zoisite in typical First of the Shitennou fashion.

Don't Go Chasin' Pedophiles

2002-03-11T18:45:51-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Pairing: Naru O./Molly & Nephrite/Neflite
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

As if it wasn't perfectly obvious, a parody of TLC's 'Waterfalls.' A default apology goes out to the wonderful Moon Momma.

I Never Said I Loved Her

2002-03-11T18:43:26-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Nephrite/Neflite & Naru O./Molly
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

Nephrite muses on his relationship with Osaka Naru.

Eternal Sleep

2002-03-11T18:40:05-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Jadeite/Jedite & Queen Beryl
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

Jadeite thinks.

Battle Scars

2002-03-11T18:37:52-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kunzite/Malachite & Zoicite/Zoycite
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

Kunzite and Zoisite discuss their botched plans after episode 33. Shounen ai.

Wrong?

2002-03-11T18:28:55-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Mighty Max
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,415, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

A short piece centered around Virgil's overall behavior and attitude in 'Max Versus Max'.

Stolen Dance

2002-03-11T18:03:31-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco share a moment alone together at the Yule Ball during their fifth year. Slash.

Not Another Harry & Draco Slash 'Fic

2002-03-11T17:56:53-08:00

Author: Citizenjess
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,038, Reviews: 24 Published: 3-11-02
Status: Complete

Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when there’s shaggable Hogwarts boys and a quantifiable supply of EZ Cheez on hand. Slash, obviously.