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Ghostly

2007-09-03T22:28:37-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

PostHBP What happens when Harry's past impacts heavily on the future? What else can guide actions? Warnings: Character death, Necrophilia and Freud references.

The Final Battle

2007-06-12T23:49:54-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

Is technically a sequel to 'The Dark Lord's Disorder', but can be read as a stand alone. What happens to Voldemort when reality intrudes on his carefully and neurotically structured world on the eve of the final battle? This story.

Of a Diary

2007-06-12T23:28:35-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,615, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

A CoS AU fic. The memory of Tom Riddle wishes to get closer to Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Ginny Weasely is in the way. To what lengths will Tom go to get what he wants? TMRHP slash Warning: Character Death! Oneshot

The Dark Lord's Disorder

2006-10-25T13:53:21-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

What happens when the Dark Lord suffers from an anxiety disorder? This.

Soul of Slytherin, Heir of Gryffindor

2006-08-19T22:27:40-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 23, Words: 47,777, Reviews: 233 Updated: 8-19-06 Published: 2-7-04
Status: In-Progress

PG13, just to be safe. Harry Potter and Mr. Ollivander aren't really what they seem. This is not a Dark Harry fic, and he won't end up in Slytherin House, promise. The title is pretty self explanatory.

Truth

2006-05-09T06:19:05-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Tender_is_the_Night
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

Past and present collide in WWII. NickGatsby, onesided. The story is better than the summary.PostGreat Gatsby

The Potions Master

2005-07-30T22:03:41-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,981, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-30-05 Published: 3-7-04
Status: In-Progress

This takes place, and is an off shoot (side fic, whatever) of Soul of Slytherin, Heir of Gryffindor. And no, this isn't slash. Rated PG for some cursing. It's about Salazar's first potions class as the Boy-Who-Lived. I can't do summaries!

Polyjuiced to Switch

2005-07-14T19:46:42-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,207, Reviews: 83 Updated: 7-14-05 Published: 9-5-04
Status: In-Progress

The Reikai Tantei have been assigned to Hogwarts to deal with a new foe. However, there's a little catch as to how they are going to fit in...Rated PG-13 to be safe.

The Beginning of It All

2005-03-31T08:34:55-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Lord of the Flies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-31-05
Status: Complete

The rating is probably a bit high. A meeting of two characters before they crashed on the island. I'd say the story is better than it sounds, but I'm not entirely sure on that.

A Whole New World

2005-02-23T10:23:08-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Flatland
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-23-05
Status: Complete

Please forgive my corny title. What would've happened if the Sphere had arrived in Flatland and the Color Bill was in effect? Uh, I can't say that it's better than it sounds, but this summary probably doesn't do it justice.

Magnetic Sarcasm

2004-11-28T20:13:04-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Eriol H. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 15, Words: 9,658, Reviews: 22 Updated: 11-28-04 Published: 1-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Just to be safe, rated PG-13. Eriol and Syaoran get locked in a gym, but that's not the half of it. ES, TS.

More Wizards in the Family

2004-09-03T20:39:15-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,982, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-3-04 Published: 1-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry goes to visit his cousin, who lives in Ireland; finds out that said cousin is a wizard; a Malfoy who is different and that another burden is added to his ever growing list.

Quantum Level Splitting Events

2004-03-25T23:48:33-08:00

Author: verbal diarrhea
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Cheesy, but...there's a new enemy, and an old enemies team up with the Order. Meanwhile, in a certain Domino, Japan, one boy has been keeping secrets...HPYGOML crossover. Wasn't sure were this should be posted: YGO, HP or ML.