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Distant Shores

2006-07-10T13:48:02-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Link
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,641, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-10-06 Published: 8-5-03
Status: In-Progress

In the years since the defeat of Ganondorf, Hyrule has prospered. Now, dark clouds on the horizon foretell of sinister happenings on the other side of the world.

Off Balance

2005-09-25T19:48:01-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Link & Saria
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,545, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-25-05
Status: In-Progress

Link accidentally inhales a powerful hallucinogenic drug while deep in the forest.

Two German Couriers

2005-06-24T23:29:01-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Casablanca
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,603, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're...the honored dead.

Beneath the Apple Tree

2005-06-16T17:45:38-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Cold Mountain
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,109, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Inman comes to rest at an apple orchard.

Late at Night

2005-05-27T08:27:17-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Late nights and troubled dreams. Vingette.

Bathtime

2004-08-30T16:32:11-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Inuyasha takes a bath, and finally get's to spend some quality time with his favorite bathtime toys.

Confessions

2004-08-29T20:16:58-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Miroku & Sango
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,099, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Troubled by nightmares, Miroku goes for a night-time stroll. He comes across a depressed Sango and does his best to cheer her up. The two talk, and connect in a way they never have before. Work In Progress

On The Yellow Brick Road

2004-05-04T14:59:26-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Wizard of Oz
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,611, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-4-04 Published: 5-3-04
Status: In-Progress

It was true, the Wicked Witch of the West could not attend to Dorothy as she'd like, so she bides her time...

Fresh Hero Of Hyrule

2003-08-10T20:34:07-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-10-03
Status: In-Progress

A humorous parody of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air theme song. 'Now, this is a story all about how...'

I Hate Her

2003-08-08T13:29:27-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-8-03
Status: In-Progress

Anti-L/Z fans unite! Parody of Puddle Of Mudd's "She Hates Me".

Battle Fortress

2003-07-31T09:52:49-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,548, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-31-03 Published: 7-17-01
Status: In-Progress

This is a story with no plot. It's just pure, straight-up fighting. The first battle is Oni Link vs. Dark Link, and the second one is Link vs. a Zora. I plan on having more chapters up soon.

Slice of Life

2003-07-30T09:52:35-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,424, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-30-03 Published: 7-28-03
Status: In-Progress

These are short stories peering into the lives of various characters. Designed to give readers more insight into the minds of people. The first one is about Saria, and the second is about Ganondorf.

Ain't Nothin' But An Eat Thang

2003-06-30T18:11:25-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 752, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Mr. Crash is back! This is a parody I wrote a while ago. A parody of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang". Rauru and I rap about the Zelda section and food. ENJOY!

The Siege

2002-08-11T20:32:02-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Diablo
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,314, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-11-02 Published: 8-10-02
Status: In-Progress

The Druids and the Amazons ally in an attempt to defeat Andariel. Chapter two up!

Tavern Brawl

2002-08-06T14:53:44-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Diablo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,251, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-6-02
Status: In-Progress

A Necromancer stops for some ale in the Lut Gholein bar, but the locals don't appreciate a Necromancer in town.......

Interview with a Necromancer

2002-07-29T20:57:54-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Diablo
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 877, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Alkor finally manages to get a Necromancer to sit down and talk with him about the components the Necromancer uses.

Dark Side Of The Moon

2002-03-31T20:07:13-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-31-02
Status: In-Progress

Several narrations from the view points of various villains.

Thriller Night

2002-03-23T21:00:26-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 3,914, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-23-02 Published: 3-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Parodies of every song on the Thriller album. I've also added some closing thoughts, and this summary is very important. Thanks for reading. It's been fun, dearies.

1984

2002-03-22T21:07:38-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,131, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-22-02 Published: 3-10-02
Status: In-Progress

Parodies of the songs of the album 1984, by Van Halen. Songs I've finished paroding are 1984, Jump, Panama, Drop Dead Legs, Hot For Teacher, I'll Wait, and Girl Gone Bad.

Winner And Still Champion

2002-03-09T22:42:29-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 29,471, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-9-02 Published: 6-2-01
Status: In-Progress

Finally, Part Ten, a chapter months in the making....Re-edited by me, Mr. Crash. The whole journey is reaching it's climax... I can't really explain it...I co-wrote it with DeadeyeDave. This is my best work. Please read and review. Thanks.

A Gerudo Christmas Carol

2001-12-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,500, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-29-01
Status: In-Progress

The Gerduo version of the classic Christmas story. My return from a long hiatus. Hope this hasn't been done before. Enjoy!

Paint It Black

2001-09-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-7-01
Status: In-Progress

A parody of The Rolling Stones song, "Paint It Black." It's about Ganondorf and his conquering of Hyrule.

Another One Bites The Dust: The Legend Of Zelda

2001-08-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-25-01
Status: In-Progress

A parody of a song (betcha can't guess the song!). It's a bit of Link's songs told in song form.

Medication

2001-08-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Parodies and Spoofs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-25-01
Status: In-Progress

A parody of the song 'Politician', by Cream. Hope someone reads it.

The Seven Sages Bright

2001-08-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-23-01
Status: In-Progress

Man, and DED thinks _he's_ doing obscure parodies...Alright, this is, obviously a parody, folks. It's a parody of the song "The Seven Seas Of Rhye", by Queen. By the bye, if I get _one_ review for this, I will be STUNNED. Stunned. Well, if anyone _does_ r

SWeeT NoTEs

2001-07-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-18-01
Status: In-Progress

Uh-oh.....A FANFIC FROM THE POV OF LINK'S OCARINA!!!!!!!!!! Oh no! Heh. I'm also going to do a sequel, told from the point of view of Majora's Mask Link's varied instruments.

From Mask To Man

2001-07-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,483, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-15-01 Published: 7-13-01
Status: In-Progress

One of the few stories dedicated to Oni Link. An ongoing fic. This is all about Oni Link and his life in Termina.

Inside Their Minds

2001-07-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 845, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-14-01
Status: In-Progress

3 poems that go inside the minds of Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda.

Who Wants To Live Forever?

2001-07-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-10-01
Status: In-Progress

As the moon crashes into Termina, everyone looks back on his or her life. A songfic, done to the song Who Wants To Live Forever, by Queen. You don't have to know the song to enjoy the fic.

When Writers Got The Blues

2001-06-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-19-01 Published: 6-15-01
Status: In-Progress

Come on in, and step into the Writer's Jazz Corner. An author's feelings when he's got the blues. The first song is 'Born Under A Bad Sign.' The second chapter is now up, and is to the tune of 'Spoonful,' once again by Cream. The third song will be to the

Fandom Paradise

2001-05-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 35 Updated: 5-6-01 Published: 4-9-01
Status: In-Progress

Yep, it's finally happened. SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN A SONG ON OUR PROFESSION! Gasp Anywho, this is a songfic about the insanity of fanfic authors. Based on the song 'Gangsta Paradise' by Coolio.

I'm Getting Stonger All The Time

2001-05-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-6-01
Status: In-Progress

A parody to It's Getting Better All The Time, by The Beatles. If you liked King Kai In The Sky With Diamonds, check this out.

King Kai In The Sky With The Diamonds

2001-05-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-5-01
Status: In-Progress

Parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, by The Beatles. About King Kai and his little planet. It's one of my DBZ parodies of Beatles songs, so check them out too. They include Getting Stronger All The Time and Hame-Ha.

Nothing Can Stop Us On The Road To Glory!

2001-04-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Mr. Crash
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,590, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-9-01
Status: In-Progress

A dangerous man appears, stealing and kiddnapping, but why? *Incomplete* Will end in a climactic scene with a five-way Gundam fight. Rated PG-13 for violence, kidnapping, etc. PLEASE R&R!!! For people who want good spelling, grammar, and a solid plot.