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Admiral of My Ass

2009-05-09T12:28:43-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Superjail!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 9, Words: 26,738, Reviews: 20 Updated: 5-9-09 Published: 1-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Weird title... A young woman named Val accidentally ends up at Superjail, and for some reason, the Warden "takes her in" and forces her to work for him as a Human Resources person. Watch as Val tries to get out of a virtually inescapeable prison.

Twas That Night B4 Christmas

2009-01-24T13:25:20-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Superjail!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,038, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Superjail, not a creature was stirring, not even a possible she-male...

The Substitutes

2008-07-05T13:26:59-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 33, Words: 73,241, Reviews: 178 Updated: 7-5-08 Published: 7-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.

Hides in Crazy

2008-05-31T11:53:51-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,318, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-31-08 Published: 4-5-08
Status: In-Progress

A girl finds herself stuck in the Naruto-verse, suddenly the sensei to a rogue team of ninja. Already confused by her problem back home, she's now a mentor to teens, the love interest of someone really obnoxious and the target of evil. Will she get home?

Resident Pancake Head

2008-03-15T12:47:34-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,310, Reviews: 44 Updated: 3-15-08 Published: 9-29-07
Status: In-Progress

RE: Extincntion parody. A story for those who love and hate Alice, about how her friends try to kill her and she becomes a pancake head. Weird situations, people dying, and a heartless narrator that torments the characters. What could go wrong?

Desperately Seeking Scarecrow

2008-02-23T13:43:15-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,116, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-23-08 Published: 2-2-08
Status: In-Progress

A few days after the events of Batman Begins, Dr. Crane is wandering around the city when he meets a crying girl who offers to help him, and, in turn, he decides to “help” her. Together they embark on a strange, semi-drug-induced, semi-musical adventure.

Letters From Spain

2008-02-16T12:52:20-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 19,631, Reviews: 52 Updated: 2-16-08 Published: 6-9-07
Status: In-Progress

An RE 4 parody. The true story of what happened to Ashley in Spain… Leon, a complete dork with issues, the two Spanish cops, gay as ever, the Merchant, not just a weirdo anymore, and Saddler, an unsuccessful magician – in love?

The Class and the Sandwich

2007-12-15T13:37:37-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,845, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-15-07 Published: 7-23-07
Status: In-Progress

RE1 parody. A teacher and five students take a field trip and end up in Spencer Mansion, not knowing that the whole place is full of monsters. Will the STARS be able to keep these six idiots alive? Probably not.

Retarded Horror Revue

2007-10-20T12:48:17-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,222, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-20-07 Published: 10-28-06
Status: In-Progress

A parody of horror movies just in time for Halloween! Wesker decides to throw a party where he'll kill everyone who's trying to stop him from his ultimate goal...

RE 4: Crazy Doesn't Begin to Describe It

2007-08-18T12:46:26-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 18, Words: 54,553, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-18-07 Published: 7-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten with NonlivingNightmare. What would you do if you got stuck in a videogame with someone you barely knew? And the plot changes... Oh, the plot changes!

Facet of Your Personality

2007-08-18T12:45:30-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,998, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-18-07 Published: 6-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Ever wonder what goes on in the mind of a zombie? A zombie, with the intelligence of a living person explores the city shortly after he dies, trying to adapt to being dead and looking for his friends and family... Takes place during RE3.

Say Ahh, Please

2007-05-23T16:40:31-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,568, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-23-07 Published: 9-9-06
Status: In-Progress

Barry wakes up one morning to find himself wrongfully admitted to a psychiatric ward that doesn’t seem on the up and up. But to his surprise, he’s not alone.

Swamp Tour Around the Pond 2: Frog in the Machine

2007-04-07T13:01:11-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,933, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Nicholai, Carlos and Mikhail once again find themselves doing a nature tour. But this time, it takes an unexpected paranormal turn for the worse.

Fabric of Reality

2007-03-10T12:27:24-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 15,119, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-10-07 Published: 12-2-06
Status: In-Progress

You’re all familiar with the ‘person gets stuck in a game’ plot… But what if it happened to Chris and the other characters of RE? Join us as they adventure into Conker’s Bad Fur Day.

War to End All Wars

2007-01-13T13:05:45-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Conker's Bad Fur Day
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,078, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-13-07 Published: 1-6-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when a new war breaks out after Conker becomes king, and France gets caught right in the middle of it?

The Tale of Two Pueblos

2006-08-19T12:28:11-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,556, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-19-06
Status: In-Progress

The story how Pueblo became crazy... Serious version, and nonserious version.

Nemesis: Runway Model

2006-08-05T11:44:22-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,752, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-5-06
Status: Complete

Nemesis in a fashion show? Los Illuminados with a TV channel? The world must be ending.

PeeWee's Birthday

2006-07-22T12:52:22-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,075, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

The incredibly odd tale of Leon, Brad and Wesker going to PeeWee Herman's playhouse

Swamp Tour Around the Pond

2006-06-24T07:28:29-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

Welcome to Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service’s Nature Tour... That's all that needs to be said.

Nemesis and the StumpJumpers of Incest City

2006-06-24T07:12:12-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

A nightmare I had two years ago, about Nemesis paying my town and a neighboring valley town, a visit.

Fangirls

2006-06-24T07:09:43-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,211, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

A little chat about Nicholai's fangirls... Oh, jeez...

Spire

2006-06-17T11:38:33-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Seifer A. & Squall L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,810, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-17-06 Published: 6-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Seifer's thoughts on his 'new lease on life'. What he thinks of those around him, where he is now, relationships... wink,wink

The Making of a Music Video

2006-06-17T11:37:02-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Squall L. & Seifer A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,421, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-17-06 Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

Squall gets called up to Headmaster Cid's office to find Seifer and his crew. No one knows exactly what's going on, Seifer's acting odd, and Cid talks everyone into helping a somewhat eccentric girl from the other side of the world create a music video to

The Cynical Jackasses Heard It Oldschool

2006-06-10T12:22:58-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Seifer A. & Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Squall and Seifer set out to destroy Ultimecia once and for all, so what happens when they end up in time compression now?

The Reason Why Nicholai Can't Win

2006-06-10T12:17:40-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,089, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

Do you ever wonder why Nicholai Resident Evil 3:Nemesis, RE: Apocalypse dies all the time?

Author's Note: Never Say That Again

2006-06-03T10:48:53-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,142, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Wha would happen if everyone got new jobs? Adel delievers pizzas, Fujin is a speech therapist, Squall's an exterminator....

I Fancy A Bank Fight

2006-05-10T13:50:22-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-10-06
Status: In-Progress

President Deling makes a bet with Adel that she can't get in bed with Seifer before his secret service agent...

I Fancy A Night Out

2006-05-10T13:45:37-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Ultimecia gets drunk, President Deling's hair gets burnt off, Raijin grills fish, blind cannibals are involved... Story one in my new series.

The Roof Above Us

2004-07-31T13:23:58-08:00

Author: Burningbridges
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,276, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-31-04
Status: In-Progress

Severus Snape's niece is transferred to Hogwarts shortly before a rash of strange happenings begins, and all clues point to Greyhawk, the mysterious neice in question.