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Felix Felicis

2009-10-23T00:24:35-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,288, Reviews: 29 Updated: 10-23-09 Published: 5-2-09
Status: In-Progress

James loves Lily-this is fact at Hogwarts in 1977. But what happens when a brilliant Marauder scheme, FTWL, involving lucky potion ACTUALLY works? And what will the consequences be? JPLE.slight RLSB.mentions of SLASH.SMUT.SEX. For serindraxx's late b-day!

Never Again

2009-10-22T00:53:39-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 10, Words: 54,139, Reviews: 185 Updated: 10-22-09 Published: 3-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Remus finds out that the ones we love don't always love us the way we deserve and that there really can be second chances with long lost lovers. VERY MATURE. SLASH. SEX. GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. RLOC. RLSB. slight JPLE. RATED R or NC-17. Seriously people...

The Best Duel Ever

2009-07-09T19:57:50-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,965, Reviews: 54 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

Losing Control

2009-06-05T01:09:34-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Paranormal State
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,374, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-5-09
Status: Complete

He didn’t know how, and he didn’t know why, but somehow with Sergey around, he was always losing control. An account of a memorable New Years spent in Amsterdam. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. Ryan/Sergey Sergyan . MATURE. ONESHOT. For Headcaase and HumanChild. :D

Keeping Them On Leash

2009-05-24T21:00:02-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,180, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-24-09 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

Lily and Remus love the men they're with and then men with them love being put in their places, and now it's up to them to keep James and Sirius on the leash. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. BDSM. PWP. TWO-SHOT. RLSB. LEJP. For IJDTW's birthday!

Dancing Queen

2009-05-07T07:22:33-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Lorcan S. & Lysander S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,622, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

AU-y.NextGen. Lorcan Scamander both loves and loathes having a twin. Because, when you had that person who completed you, was essentially half you, there was always some bastard trying to take him away. Lysander/Lorcan.SLASH.ONESHOT.TWINCEST.SMUT.SEX.BDSM

Gotta Catch 'Em All

2009-04-24T17:48:56-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Crossover: Pokemon and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,093, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

A malfunctioning Portkey brings Remus and Sirius to Japan where they meet three very unexpected travellers who are on the quest to catch 'em all and Sirius learns that Summoning a Snorlax is BAD! CRACK!FIC. CROSSOVER. MILD SLASH. SWEARING. INSANITY. :D

Drabbles

2009-04-22T19:02:54-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P. & Remus L.
Chapters: 32, Words: 2,033, Reviews: 49 Updated: 4-22-09 Published: 8-17-07
Status: In-Progress

collection of drabbles .. some are sad, some are funny .. all under or around 100 words .. RemusxJames .. some RemusxSirius .. SLASH .. don't like don't read .. or read anyway to see if you like it

Egg Hunting

2009-04-12T19:13:37-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,127, Reviews: 28 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD

Lollipop

2009-02-25T17:15:24-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,635, Reviews: 28 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

No, Mooney, what’s not nice is you sucking away at that lolly without asking me if I want a lick.' How a chocolate-flavoured lollipop becomes a warm-up for something else. SLASH. SMUT. SEX...kinda. RLSB. ONESHOT.

Lessons in Etiquette

2009-02-05T11:27:09-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 8, Words: 46,236, Reviews: 135 Updated: 2-5-09 Published: 6-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Sirius bumps into an one-time lover at work one day and a relationship rekindles. But what happens when the Ministry interferes and he finds himself responsible? Will he be able to save the man he loves or lose himself? RLSB.JPLE.SEX.VIOLENCE.VERY MATURE.

Silver on Green

2009-01-27T13:18:04-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,030, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

From green eyes to silver hearts. Harry and Sirius reflect on their passionate, heated romance and just what the other means to them. Inspired by and written for I'm Just Drawn This Way. IMPLIED SMUT and IMPLIED SLASH. Fluffy. ONESHOT. HPSB.

Umbridge

2009-01-27T13:12:40-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dolores U. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,510, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Everyone's favourite werewolf is out shopping when he runs into the most hated headmistress Hogwarts has ever seen. What sorts of craziness will ensue when Remus lets his Marauder side take over? IMPLIED SLASH and SEX. BAD ATTEMPTS AT HUMOUR. ONESHOT.

I am Married

2009-01-18T17:09:06-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,851, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

A tryst at a party and Lily Potter's thoughts on life, love, and her husband's best friend. A redo of one of my fics from another fandom. MATURE. SMUT. SEX. INFIDELITY. LPSB. ONESHOT.

Right Shmight

2009-01-17T11:07:44-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,035, Reviews: 30 Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

When a tactless James riles up his best mate, it's down to Remus to cheer him up. But with a startling new emotion to deal with, can the werewolf make Sirius smile again? And will a confession ruin everything? SMUT. SLASH. FROTTING. RLSB. For remuslives23

Tub Tales

2009-01-16T12:25:15-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,637, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

Smoke

2009-01-11T14:05:23-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,555, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

There’s something poetic about cigarette smoke. The way it wafts up into the air, carving out its own delirium of shapes and spirals unlike any that came before or will come after... IMPLIED SLASH AND SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT.

If Books Could Talk

2009-01-10T13:34:42-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,542, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

With a little persuasion from Sirius Black, Remus Lupin finds he's glad no one in the library talks, especially the books. Basically smutty library SEX. SLASH. GRAPHIC. ONESHOT. RLSB.

Eternal Love

2009-01-10T11:12:57-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,616, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

Remus can't take Sirius saying those three pivotal words to him. He wants with all his heart to believe them, but can he really trust the reformed playboy? If he gives Sirius his heart, will it get broken? ONESHOT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. MATURE.

Collared

2009-01-10T11:09:09-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,569, Reviews: 47 Updated: 1-10-09 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Remus is what he is, and nothing more. So when he is bought by the rich and powerful Black family, he has no reason to expect to be anything but collared. But can one youth change his expectations and his life? SLASH. SEX. VIOLENCE. MATURE. RLSB.

One Plus One Equals One?

2008-12-29T17:33:57-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,964, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-29-08 Published: 7-6-08
Status: Complete

A series of drabble-y oneshots for Cowah's lovely challenge. All Remus/Sirius, all with varying levels of SLASH. Rated for later installments. RLSB. SLASH. SEX. Challenge!Fic.

Peaches

2008-12-28T14:46:03-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ginny W. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,930, Reviews: 30 Published: 12-28-08
Status: Complete

Ginny is frantic one day when the surprising object of her fascination doesn't show up for breakfast. Ginny needs to know why, and in the process, finds out just why the blonde eats a peach every day. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. GWLL.

Please, Sir, May I Have Another?

2008-12-26T16:46:05-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,774, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.

Knut for Your Thoughts?

2008-07-07T13:45:45-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,735, Reviews: 30 Published: 7-7-08
Status: Complete

Sirius and James' brilliant plan to make money is squashed and Sirius finds that when Remus turns the tables, it's not all fun. SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

Hard Times Before the Full

2008-07-05T16:49:10-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,430, Reviews: 34 Published: 7-5-08
Status: Complete

Teasing and innuendo lead to Remus showing Sirius just whose boss before the full moon. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.

Just Right

2008-06-26T18:59:36-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,811, Reviews: 36 Published: 6-26-08
Status: Complete

Sirius knows his feelings for Harry are wrong. But he can stop them no more than Harry can stop his own feelings toward his godfather. What happens one depressive night after too many drinks? basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBHP. For Decimare

Red, White and Blue

2008-06-22T18:40:53-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Albus D. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 20 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Ron shows Dumbles a new way to show his appreciation for the national flag and its colours. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. Also kind of WEIRD. RWAD. For Decimare. ONESHOT.

Not a Chance

2008-06-17T15:34:41-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 61, Words: 140,164, Reviews: 747 Updated: 6-17-08 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

Sirius has feelings for someone...unbelieveable but true! How will said admiree react? James loves Lily, but what happens when Lily starts to feel for James? And just how was Peter lured to the Dark Side? SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBRL. JPLE. PPLM. COMPLETE!

Whomping the Willow

2008-06-08T13:38:09-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,715, Reviews: 35 Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

Remus' promise to Sirius turns into a horrifying reality one day. Will the Womping Willow crush them to bits, or will they succeed at whomping the Willow? Basically SMUT. SLASH. MATURE. SEX. For Psycho Hippy and her lovely challenge. ONESHOT.

Letters

2008-06-08T11:54:26-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,579, Reviews: 29 Updated: 6-8-08 Published: 12-11-07
Status: In-Progress

When James goes away and has to leave Lily, the only way they can communicate is through letters. In a time of war and strife, will their love last, or crumble like so much ruin? JPLE. Mildly Mature, rating is just for some coarser humour and innuendo.

Quest

2008-06-02T10:31:45-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bill W. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,635, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-2-08
Status: Complete

Sirius is drunk, and decides his drinking buddy will be his new quest! But sometimes a quest takes a turn and you end up somewhere you never thought you'd be. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBBW. For Decimare. ONESHOT.

BDSM

2008-05-26T13:48:09-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,613, Reviews: 85 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 4-6-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of fics with a smattering of characters. Some are dark, some are amusing, all involve BDSM -bondage, S&M, kinkiness, etc- in varying degrees. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. SBRB. RLSBJP. RLLL. LLHG.

Riding Lessons

2008-05-10T18:20:03-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,126, Reviews: 38 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

Sirius' stay at a ranch to learn to ride turns into learning to ride a whole different way after meeting a sexy stable hand. Basically SMUT with a plot. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. AU. RemusSirius. For Decimare.

Missionaries

2008-04-28T16:12:39-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,392, Reviews: 29 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Sirius gets a thought after twenty four hours at Remus' mercy. Sometimes missionaries don't even have to leave the bedroom. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. Dominant Remus. For Decimare.

The Chocolate Affair

2008-04-13T16:16:30-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Angelina J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,706, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-13-08
Status: Complete

Remus loves chocolate. Always has, always will. But on Angelina Johnson's birthday, he loved it in a whole different way. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLAJ. For Decimare.

A Girl Worth Fighting For

2008-04-12T13:45:27-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & Scorpius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-12-08
Status: Complete

POST DH. Lily Potter likes Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius Malfoy likes Lily Potter. Albus Potter hates the entire notion. Scorpius has to decide, is Lily really a girl worth fighting for? LPSM. ONESHOT. For Cowah.

A Fistful of Fun

2008-04-11T18:43:21-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-11-08
Status: Complete

Lucius finds Remus, alone, near the dungeons, and decides to exert some of his power of the smaller boy. But he doesn't expect a punch to unleash the beast within Remus. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. MATURE. Dominant Remus. ONESHOT. RLLM. For Decimare.

Detention

2008-04-09T13:44:18-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,902, Reviews: 34 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

Sirius get Remus in trouble when he can't leave him alone in Transfiguration. Now they BOTH have detention with McGonagall. But detentions at Hogwarts are never what they seem. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. THREESOME. SBMMRL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Truth or Dare

2008-04-08T13:03:27-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 30 Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

Prequel to the Take Me to Bed series. Hermione and Luna have a sleep-over, and a simple game turns ultra-naughty, ultra-fast. Basically SMUT. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. HGLL.

Dirty Deeds in Greenhouse Three

2008-04-03T22:16:26-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alastor M. & Prof. Sprout
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-3-08
Status: Complete

A polite visit between members of Hogwarts' staff turns into a dirty nighttime romp for Pomona and Alastor. Jsut what sort of mischief do they get up to in greenhouse three? Basically twisted SMUT. SEX. quasi-FUNNY. PSAM. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

I Dream of Ginger

2008-04-01T11:38:57-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Fred W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,385, Reviews: 42 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Fantasy becomes reality one night for Hermione when she walks in on the Weasley twins. SEX. SLASH. TWINCEST. THREESOME. FWGWHG. MATURE. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

Take Me to Bed One Last Time

2008-03-31T12:51:31-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,019, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-31-08
Status: Complete

The last installment of the trilogy. Will Remus and Sirius play into Luna's hand? What's going to happen if they do? Basically SMUT. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. ORGY-ING. MATURE. SBRLLLHG, all in one big mass. :D For Decimare. ONESHOT.

Take Me to Bed Again

2008-03-29T22:33:01-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Luna L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,843, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

The second in the 'Take Me to Bed' series. Luna tries putting Sirius to bed and gets much more than she betted on. Basically SMUT. SEX. vaguely implied SLASH. MATURE. SBLL. ONESHOT.

Professor

2008-03-23T19:20:30-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,826, Reviews: 100 Updated: 3-23-08 Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

An old Professor is back at Hogwarts and Harry couldn't be more thrilled. In more ways than one. Who cares if it's the Professor? And who cares about former flames? Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. HPRL. RLGW. HPGW. For Decimare. COMPLETE.

Doughnut Holder

2008-03-16T15:04:14-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,337, Reviews: 26 Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

Remus loves chocolate doughnuts, but after Sirius demonstrates just how well they fit on his doughnut holder, he loves them MUCH more. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Take Me to Bed

2008-03-16T12:29:22-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

Remus is drunk! What mischief will he and Padfoot get up to? Or rather, what women will they conquer? CONTAINS SEX. VERY GRAPHIC SEX. HG.RL and implied SB.LL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

A Notch in the Bedpost

2008-03-06T20:24:47-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 23 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

Sirius wants Remus. Remus wants Sirius. But what he doesn't want, is to be a notch in the bedpost. If only things were simple... angsty. implied SEX. implied SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT.

The Magic of Television

2008-02-24T17:36:40-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,170, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-24-08
Status: Complete

Remus brings a telly to the Marauders and when it breaks down, Sirius and he find a new way to entertain themselves. Basically just SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBRL. For Decimare.

What He Doesn't Know

2008-02-23T18:29:55-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,197, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Lily is a horny teenage girl. Remus and Sirius bat for the other team. So how did they wind up in James' bed? An excuse for writing more SMUT. SEX. THREESOME. MATURE. ONESHOT. LE.SB.RL. For Decimare.

STPB

2008-02-19T21:19:37-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-19-08
Status: Complete

Sirius' recounting of the most horrific moment of his entire life. He doubts he will ever be the same. SLASH. ONESHOT. SBxSTPB.Rated for coarse humour. Based on real life events but not mine . For Jeanie.

Girls Do It Better

2008-02-19T09:33:21-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Ginny W. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,078, Reviews: 30 Published: 2-19-08
Status: Complete

Playfighting turns into much more one bored afternoon between Ginny and Tonks. Basically, just SMUT. FEMME-SLASH. MATURE. SEX. ONESHOT. To be honest, my first stab at girl on girl. GWNT. For Decimare.

Taking Chances

2008-02-17T12:35:53-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Regulus B. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,494, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-17-08
Status: Complete

Regulus Black is almost at rock bottom. He's a drunk, a degenerate, and hasn't been laid in ages. Can one gorgeous blonde he hasn't seen in forever change that? AU. MATURE. CONTAINS SEX. ONESHOT. RBLL. For Decimare.

Sirius Black's Ten Step Guide

2008-02-16T13:33:00-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,116, Reviews: 42 Updated: 2-16-08 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.

Head Master

2008-02-09T20:51:00-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Albus D. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,594, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.

I Touch Myself

2008-01-06T15:01:12-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,214, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-6-08
Status: Complete

Remus doesn't want anybody else. When he thinks about Sirius, he touches himself... Based loosely upon the Divinyls song. Basically, an excuse to write more smut. Dominant Remus. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.

After Tonight

2008-01-02T15:31:55-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-2-08
Status: Complete

All I know is that by the end of tonight, he won’t have to look up at the stars. A ficlet based around the Justin Nozuka song After Tonight. NOT A SONGFIC! implied SLASH. ONESHOT. Remus' POV. Not explicit.

Three is NOT a Crowd

2008-01-01T19:22:32-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,495, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Sirius looked up...Then he rounded the doorway to meet Remus at the door, and found him connected rather fervently at the mouth with...Bill Weasley. THREESOME. SLASH. ONESHOT. BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE SMUT. For Decimare. RL.SB.BW.

Far From Perfect

2007-12-31T14:52:04-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,471, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-31-07
Status: Complete

This was definitely not what she had signed up for… James and Lily's marriage is falling apart, and Lily is sick and tired of it. Can a different man change her perspective? MATURE. SEX AND ADULTERY. ONESHOT. JPLP SBLP.

Not a Chance: THE LOST CHAPTER

2007-12-27T22:52:25-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,568, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-27-07
Status: Complete

The smutty LOST CHAPTER from my main story. A gift for Readers for 300 reviews. SLASH. SEX. RATED M FOR A REASON. SBRL JPLE. Can be read alone, but not much plot. Posted in main story too.

Seeing Stars

2007-12-17T03:13:46-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Andromeda T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,860, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-17-07
Status: Complete

Sirius Black had always considered Andromeda his favourite cousin... An excuse to write SMUT. MATURE. RATED M FOR A REASON. BLACKCEST. SLIGHT BDSM. SiriusAndromeda. ONESHOT. Cheers.

Male Man

2007-12-14T14:03:41-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,004, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-14-07
Status: Complete

Sirius has a package to deliver. Remus hasn't a pen, so is forced to resort to an 'oral contract'. But will the package fit in Remus' mail slot? RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. MATURE. SMUT. For Decimare. Cheers. Expect innuendo, silliness and explicitness!

Spontaneous

2007-12-13T20:34:28-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,779, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

Remus is a stickler for routine. Sirius is anything but routine. What happens when they decide to get spontaneous? SLASH. MATURE. SMUT. RLSB. ONESHOT. Cheers.

Brian Slade

2007-11-29T13:11:56-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Velvet Goldmine
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 708, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-29-07
Status: Complete

Brian Slade. Brian fucking Slade two [three?] words that would prove to change your life forever. One name that would alter everything you knew and everything you thought you knew. Brian Slade. Holy fuck. ONESHOT. RATED M. MATURE. Curt's POV after it all.

Because of Wood

2007-11-22T15:41:48-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Fred W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,792, Reviews: 54 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

Charlie Weasley was gay. There was no other way to say it. He had realized it, fought it, and finally, come to terms with it. He was gay, as it wasn’t going away. TWINCEST. SLASH. FWGWCW. THREESOME. ONESHOT. For bitterending.

Saving Face

2007-11-10T15:43:26-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 29 Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

Remus loses control in bed and Sirius pays the price. Basically an excuse to write smut. MATURE. SBRL. ONE SHOT. RATED FOR A REASON. SLASH malexmale. Enjoy!

You're What?

2007-10-12T15:23:19-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-12-07
Status: Complete

How Remus and Sirius break the news to James. ONE SHOT. MATURE. enjoy! SBRL

I'm Married

2007-10-04T14:43:22-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Sue Thomas:FB Eye
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,484, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-4-07
Status: Complete

a tryst at a party...what will Sue do? RATED FOR A REASON, CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT! BobbyxSue ONESHOT might POSSIBLY become a series...flames welcome

A Breakfast Surprise

2007-09-27T15:45:44-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,253, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-27-07
Status: Complete

Remus and Sirius are naughty boys...what happens when the Headmaster finds them in the Great Hall after a night of passion? SLASH! SBRL and implied ADMM ONESHOT

Hate to Love You

2007-09-22T15:41:42-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

Remus' musings on his relationship with Sirius. dark. noncon. slash. not fluffy. rated for a reason. a dark fic from a time when my depression has kicked in. oneshot. enjoy.

One Night Stand

2007-08-13T17:56:17-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Sue Thomas:FB Eye
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,540, Reviews: 24 Updated: 8-13-07 Published: 5-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Bobby wakes up after a night he can't remember to a reality he can't comprehend...in his coworker's bed. Tara wakes up to a golden Aussie god beside her with no memories of what happened. What will they do?[BobbyxTara] STRONG CONTENT! For Tera ON HIATUS

One and Only

2007-08-02T16:40:56-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Inuyasha & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,290, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-2-07
Status: Complete

InuYasha relives his first time with Kagome, but doesn't know the truth about their relationship... Rated for SMUt and SEX. MATURE. I.K and implied K.M.S. Enjoy.

Goodbye to the Past

2004-03-20T13:37:38-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: Kagome & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-20-04
Status: Complete

-one-shot- Kagome's reflections upon life and her favourite hanyou whilst doing homework.

Drunken Song

2004-03-20T03:37:32-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-20-04
Status: In-Progress

-rated for language and suggested themes...and drunken-ness- Sango's point of veiw on one crazy drinking night...

Innocent Trick

2004-03-20T02:19:07-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sango & Miroku
Chapters: 1, Words: 664, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-20-04
Status: Complete

-one shot- Miroku and Sango try to voice their feelings, however things never go as planned... [rated for Miroku's naughty hands]

Birds of the Same Heart

2004-03-19T13:29:34-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Raven and Robin...both have bird names...coincidence?

Love of the Sun

2004-03-14T12:53:19-08:00

Author: albe-chan
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-14-04
Status: Complete

-one shot- Kagome and Inuyasha finally find the words to say to each other one sunrise...