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Three Little Words

2009-04-25T19:01:57-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Sanosuke & Kaoru
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,053, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-25-09 Published: 4-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Who would have ever thought that she liked him? Wasn't Kenshin the one she was supposed to love, or...did this laid-back, handsome fighter capture her attention and give her the magic Kenshin never sparked? Alternate pairing: Sano/Kaoru.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirates Life for Me

2008-07-09T17:36:35-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 17, Words: 28,891, Reviews: 52 Updated: 7-9-08 Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

This is a story about love...two pirates who are in need of sailing together...two pirates who were meant for each other...one of them being a man called Captain Jack Sparrow.

Just a Little Fluff

2008-04-09T11:29:07-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kaoru & Sanosuke
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

It's random, but it's a Sano/Kaoru one shot I did for fun. It is terrible, I know. But, if you like the couple, g'head and read it! I won't mind! I'll probably delete it, though, because it sucks.

Happy Little Ditties

2007-12-27T12:40:30-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Movie X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 27, Words: 18,920, Reviews: 39 Updated: 12-27-07 Published: 8-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Yeah. Just a bunch of random little oneshots I made. That's about it. Yep. Exciting, eh? Yeah. The Its, possibly Darth Vader, Bowser, Chomp Chomp, Barney, Jack Sparrow and whatnot are here.

The Story of the Parvani

2007-12-27T12:40:03-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 21, Words: 46,078, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-27-07 Published: 3-3-07
Status: Complete

Otherwise known as Insanity Vs. The Mary Sues. The evil Sues have gathered on the Brandywine...Insanity will beat the heck out of them! Kaden and Kiley, the Its, Hamlet, Crevan, the camels, everyone! BUAHAHAHAH! INSANITY THE WIN!

The Dead, The Dying, and the Very Tan

2007-06-13T14:07:31-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 11, Words: 7,954, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-13-07 Published: 10-26-06
Status: Complete

It's new! It's improved! And it's still crappy! The sequel to Yo ho yo ho A Pirate's Life for Me, it's filled with the same crap and soap opera marshmallows like the original! Though, an unexpected twist has plagued the group this time...and less fluff!

The Extras

2007-04-07T20:03:54-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 16, Words: 11,502, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-7-07 Published: 9-19-06
Status: Complete

Well, all the extras from Yo ho had to go somewhere! So, here they are! Alternate endings, Deleted scenes, interviews, and chocolate!

Kaden and Kiley

2006-09-19T11:22:28-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Movie X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,504, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-19-06 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

These are the two idiots from my Happy Little Ditties! They're here! Yay! Traveling around the world of movies! And...being stupid. Warning: Bring your gas masks. Kiley is cooking.

How To Kill A MarySue

2006-07-27T09:50:44-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Jurassic Park
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,003, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Basic instructions on killing a MarySue. I will show you three MarySues, and then I will show you the technique of vaporizing them. This contains two other movies besides Jurassic Park.

The Will Turner Bashing Series

2006-07-12T18:24:21-08:00

Author: Bitten by a cow
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 3, Words: 659, Reviews: 19 Updated: 7-12-06 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

I hate Will Turner. That's pretty much sums it up, so yeah...I like the Home, home on the range part at the end. Sorry if I offended anyone, I just simply hate Will Turner. The End.