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Don't Go in the Water!

2013-03-14T14:31:53-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Ciel P. & Sebastian M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,160, Reviews: 5, Complete

Sebastian's plan to teach Ciel how to swim is goofed up by Grell's idea of entertainment. How will the demon get Ciel into the water and can the reapers help? Oneshot.

Group Date

2013-03-14T14:27:29-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Mystery/Humor
Ciel P. & Ronald K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,640, Reviews: 2, Complete

When forced to babysit Ciel, Ronald takes the young earl on a group date with other Shinigami but things don't go as planned. A story with a surprise ending. Oneshot.

Jack Sparrow and the Thorns of Death

2013-03-12T13:02:38-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean and Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Drama
Capt. Jack Sparrow & Grell S.
Chapters: 13, Words: 79,462, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

Can Jack save Alan from the Thorns of Death, stop Angelica's evil plots, deal with two demons who insist they need to go to the Fountain, get the Pearl out of the bottle and yet more unexpected problems? Oh and Spears is now his supervisor! The sequel to "Kiss of Death". James/Elizabeth, Grell/Sebastian. Set after "On Stranger Tides".

Ill Intentions

2013-03-05T15:46:55-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Drama
William T./Bootstrap Bill
Chapters: 1, Words: 822, Reviews: 1, Complete

Bootstrap sends the cursed Aztec Gold coin to his son after the mutiny. Oneshot.

Juxtaposition

2013-02-22T19:51:10-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars and Spaceballs
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Darth Vader
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,229, Reviews: 2, Complete

Darth Vader meets Dark Helmet in a bathroom and funny things happen. Oneshot. Complete.

Darker Heart

2013-02-21T19:19:48-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean and Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Adventure
Hector B. & Madam Red
Chapters: 9, Words: 37,796, Reviews: 13, In-Progress

Every pirate ship needs a doctor but in 1750 doctors are a hard thing to get. Captain Barbossa is determined to get one though and so he kidnaps Madame Red for her skills as a doctor. The fact she was killing women doesn't matter to the pirate. Pairings will be either Madame Red/Grell or else Sebby/Grell.

What Tangled Webs

2013-02-19T23:00:40-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Adventure
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 2, Words: 33,656, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

Post AWE. Elizabeth goes to the Locker to rescue James and Will searches for a way to make his wife immortal. Includes Greek mythology and a few characters from Horatio Hornblower. Norribeth, some Will/Elizabeth. Adventure, monsters, humor.

But I'm Your Wife!

2013-02-13T23:12:20-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Grell S. & Eric S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 20,693, Reviews: 3, Complete

A crazy idea, a clever scheme, a word with multiple meanings and an incurable disease all combine. Can Grell win Sebastian's heart? A funny unique story where Grell declares he's the demon's wife and won't accept no as the answer - and convinces Eric to try the same with Alan. Grell/Sebastian, Eric/Alan. Complete oneshot.

Tribulation

2013-02-13T23:02:08-08:00

Author: Smenzer
StarTrek: The Original Series and Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Elizabeth M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,203, Reviews: 1, Complete

Elizabeth Midford searches for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Ciel and meets Cyrano Jones. He sells her tribbles. What will Ciel do with a manor full of tribbles? Oneshot.

Kill a Jedi

2013-02-13T22:58:27-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
E. Palpatine & Han S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 2, Complete

Emperor Palpatine fights with candy Jedi that Han Solo creates for Valentine's Day. Humor. Oneshot.

Secret of the Sith

2013-02-12T21:32:41-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Humor
Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 17,894, Reviews: 20, In-Progress

Set during Episode III. The Sith are powerful vampires and the Jedi Order has lost the secret of slaying them. Anakin becomes one to save Padme's life. What will the Jedi do? Anakin-Padme

Wish Upon a Droid

2013-02-05T18:59:53-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Mystery/General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 15, Words: 65,923, Reviews: 140, In-Progress

Luke is 8 years old and wishes he'd know his father. Then his wish is granted by Aphrodite. Vader gets the oppurtunity to know his son and get Padme back. Crossover with Hercules & Xena. Ani is a son of Zeus in this story.

Scent of Death

2013-02-01T15:44:44-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K
Humor/Drama
Grell S. & Madam Red
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,186, Reviews: 2, Complete

Butler Grell faces a new challenge at Madame Red's house: finding a dead stinky animal and removing it, but how will he get it out of the chimney? Humor. Oneshot.

Minga Was a Jedi

2012-11-12T18:04:21-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars and Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Undertaker
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,000, Reviews: 2, Complete

A Jedi named Minga is sent to Undertaker to get answers and suffers an ill fate. Set during the second Kuroshitsuji musical. Oneshot.

V is for Voldy

2012-11-08T23:23:19-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter and V, 1984
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Voldemort & Mike D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,458, Reviews: 0, Complete

Voldemort follows Harry to LA where he discovers the Resistance, aliens and the LA Mothership. He is a bit dense and thinks all of the red Vs stand for Voldemort. Also features Harry, Ron, Hermione, Mike, Martin, Diana, Lydia, Lucius, etc. Humor mixed with action/adventure. Complete oneshot.

I'm Sorry, Master

2012-11-07T13:18:22-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker
Chapters: 21, Words: 42,809, Reviews: 238, In-Progress

A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.

When Death Rears its Ugly Head

2012-11-05T08:05:12-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Horror
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,505, Reviews: 7, Complete

Gabrielle's life is threatened by the results of a bloody war. Can Ares save her? RR

Guilty Pleasure

2012-11-01T14:34:46-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 8, Complete

Luke has a secret but embarrassing hobby while working on Executor. Then Vader finds out. Humor. Oneshot.

The Banshee's Wail

2012-10-25T15:41:51-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: T
Humor/Mystery
Ciel P. & Sebastian M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,716, Reviews: 3, Complete

One night Ciel hears strange wails from inside the manor and Sebastian is no where in sight, so he sets out to discover the source of the sounds himself. Oneshot. Grell/Sebastian.

No Food Allowed

2012-10-25T15:36:02-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Han S. & E. Palpatine
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,803, Reviews: 5, Complete

Han and Luke get invited to the opera by Palpatine without realizing what an opera is. Han tries another crazy scheme to kill the Sith Master while there but it does not go as planned. Oneshot. Comedy.

Red Yurei

2012-10-25T15:29:05-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Drama
Grell S. & Madam Red
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,037, Reviews: 1, Complete

One awful day Grell breaks the bottle he kept Madam Red's soul in and scary things happen. Will she forgive him or not? Includes some Grell/Sebastian in chapter two. Basically a ghost story, as yurei is Japanese for ghost.

Dance Lessons

2012-10-08T15:36:06-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K
Humor/Drama
Ciel P. & Grell S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,586, Reviews: 5, Complete

The funny tale of how Ciel learned the Shinigami Haken dance from the second musical. There is a side plot of the servants stealing death scythes and using them for crazy things. No real pairing except Grell likes Sebastian and will do anything for a kiss, even teach Ciel how to dance.

Kiss of Death

2012-03-31T15:32:40-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean and Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Family
Elizabeth S. & Grell S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 16,704, Reviews: 3, Complete

Elizabeth Swann is the daughter of a demon and grim reaper, which she forgets after getting kidnapped and raised in the Caribbean. She is cursed and anyone she kisses dies. Can she find out why and her true family? Norribeth. Grell/Sebby

Demon Dance

2012-03-31T15:25:03-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Sebastian M. & Ciel P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,381, Reviews: 6, Complete

Sebastian comes down with the super rare demon flu, which causes him to act crazy before he winds up sick in bed. Can Phantomhive Manor survive until he recovers? Oneshot.

Quality Control

2012-03-31T15:20:50-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Mystery/Drama
Ciel P. & Sebastian M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,091, Reviews: 5, Complete

Set in modern days. Ciel and Sebastian follow a woman around a supermarket to solve a mystery. How will this affect the young demon? Oneshot. No romance / not a mary-sue.

Her Butler, Waterlogged

2012-03-31T15:09:08-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Grell S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,674, Reviews: 2, Complete

Grell tries to fix a clogged sink drain at Madame Red's house and receives bad advice from several others. Humor. Oneshot.

Sebastian's Mermaid

2012-03-31T15:06:11-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Grell S. & Sebastian M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,415, Reviews: 2, Complete

Grell dresses up as a mermaid and pesters Sebastian, much to the demon's horror and then Ciel orders him to cooperate! A fluffy funny story with a Halloween setting. Oneshot.

Covered in Red

2012-03-31T15:01:44-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Kuroshitsuji
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Grell S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,381, Reviews: 6, Complete

Butler Grell tries to slice a watermelon at Madame Red's house but it's harder than one thinks. Funny oneshot.

On Stranger Sands

2012-03-31T14:56:45-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Lt. Theodore Groves & Hector B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,782, Reviews: 2, Complete

Set during OST. After falling at the battle at the Fountain, Groves and Gillette find themselves in a strange nameless desert. Can they escape and reunite with their shipmates? Features Barbossa too. Oneshot.

Pirates Make Lousy Husbands

2012-03-31T14:51:02-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 3, Complete

Jack plays an unexpected trick on Elizabeth and James at the end of the first movie. Oneshot.

Destructive Behavior

2012-03-31T14:47:36-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: T
Angst/Horror
James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 959, Reviews: 3, Complete

James has suicidal thoughts after Elizabeth turned down his proposal in favor of Will. Rated T for his thoughts and careless actions. Oneshot. Character death.

A Twist of Fate

2012-03-31T14:43:35-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Lt. Theodore Groves & Lt. Phillip Gillette
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,235, Reviews: 3, Complete

Post OST. Groves and Gillette meet an old friend while on Tortuga and trying to escape Captain Barbossa, but will things go as they think? Oneshot.

A Fowl Problem

2012-03-31T14:40:14-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Mystery/Supernatural
James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,610, Reviews: 1, Complete

Since marrying Elizabeth, James has noticed many odd things at the Swann manor, including an owl. Is he going mad or is there an explanation? Oneshot. No Potter characters in this crossover.

The Brew

2012-03-31T14:34:38-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Severus S. & Blackbeard/Edward T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,577, Reviews: 1, Complete

Blackbead may be a fierce pirate but he still fears his old potions teacher, Snape.

The Perfect Wife

2012-03-31T14:30:34-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Scram
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,006, Reviews: 2, Complete

Scrum has the perfect wife, the mermaid Tamara, except she's really not so perfect at all as Scrum's parents soon find out! Oneshot. Funny humor.

Crackin' the Kraken

2012-03-31T14:26:47-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Davy Jones & Kraken
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 0, Complete

Davy Jones' thoughts about his beloved pet who he suspects is slowly dying and the one responsible. Oneshot. Complete.

Singapore Enchantment

2011-06-20T14:38:41-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: T
Drama/Supernatural
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,746, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Set during AWE. After James is stabbed by Bootstrap, Elizabeth manages to rescue him onto the Empress. But is the weird Singapore magic enough to save him, especially since she is the one who has to use it? James/Elizabeth. Norribeth.

King's Men

2011-06-20T14:32:07-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Humor
Hector B. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,495, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Post OST. Barbossa finds himself serving the King again, except this time it's the Pirate King on a new quest for legendary treasure. And why does Elizabeth have a green jewel stuck in her hand? Jack, Groves, Gillette, Gibbs, Pintel, Ragetti, Scrum, etc.

Chain Letter

2011-06-20T14:24:27-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Will T. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,786, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Will is annoyed that Elizabeth spends times with James, so he creates a chain letter to keep the Commodore busy. He never dreamed how the madness would spread across Port Royal. Will/Elizabeth, James/Elizabeth. Comedy.

Pirate!

2011-06-20T14:18:34-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Romance
James N. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,803, Reviews: 3, Complete

Set during DMC. Ex-Commodore Norrington is living in Tortuga when he meets Elizabeth and tries to win her back. AU Norribeth.

The Chase

2011-06-20T14:09:58-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 2, Complete

Commodore Norrington chases his favorite pirate: Elizabeth. Complete oneshot.

From Fourteen to Seventy

2011-06-20T14:03:19-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,019, Reviews: 1, Complete

Set during the TwiWizard. Hermione takes a chance and eats a piece of chocolate in the Gryffindor common room only to find out it had potion on it.

Oops!

2011-06-20T13:58:58-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Fantasy
Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,587, Reviews: 4, Complete

Harry helps Ron overcome his fear of a new spell while in the hallway and it leads to a funny accident. Complete oneshot.

Dobby's Dilema

2011-06-20T13:31:38-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Dobby & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,751, Reviews: 7, Complete

When Lucius orders Dobby to feed his rat-eating plant, Dobby feeds it the steaks meant for the Malfoys' supper. But what will he feed Lucius and Narcissa? Comedy. COMPLETE oneshot.

Torture Times Three

2009-02-08T14:56:50-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,074, Reviews: 8, Complete

Luke tries to resist the Dark Side, save Darth Vader, defeat Palpatine and figure out a very tricky puzzle. Now a Luke Vader story! AU ROTJ throne room story that involves logic puzzles and how anger is bad for you. COMPLETE!

Scrat Strikes Again!

2009-02-03T17:43:02-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Ice Age and Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Scrat & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,427, Reviews: 4, Complete

Scrat the Saber-tooth Squirel from ICE AGE is driving poor James Norrington mad. Then Elizabeth arrives. Can James rescue both from the creepy Flying Dutchman? James-Elizabeth. Set during AWE. A complete funny story.

A Business Opportunity

2009-01-30T13:51:29-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,463, Reviews: 4, Complete

Will Turner learns how to improve his blacksmithing business thanks to Jack Sparrow. He also discovers a new metalworking technique! Will-Elizabeth. Now COMPLETE!

Free Today!

2009-01-21T21:39:33-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Humor
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,091, Reviews: 9, Complete

Luke Skywalker learns the hard way about computer safty on the Intergalactic Web. Darth Vader educates his son. Another short Luke Vader story. Complete.

Cereal Wars

2008-12-31T16:26:21-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,860, Reviews: 11, Complete

Darth Vader sends Luke to the supermarket to buy some cereal. Chaos is the result! A short funny story with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and Prince Xizor. Humor Parody. Complete!

Evil Scumbags

2008-12-31T16:23:27-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,865, Reviews: 8, Complete

Luke Skywalker scares himself silly one night on Coruscant due to Vader's words and his over-active imagination. A short funny story with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and Palpatine. Humor Parody. Complete!

Dreaming of a Black Christmas

2008-12-23T22:45:04-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Mystery
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,416, Reviews: 15, Complete

A heartwarming Luke Vader story where Luke worries what to get his father for Yuletide. Han offers him some mysterious black egglike objects. What are they really and are they safe? Drama, mystery, humor.

Breaking News

2008-12-15T15:03:20-08:00

Author: Smenzer
V, 1984
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,787, Reviews: 2, Complete

Mike and Martin witness the birth of Mount Wilshire. A crossover with "Volcano" to show how crazy Donovan is for news. Humor.

Just One Scrat

2008-12-15T14:59:05-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Ice Age and Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Scrat & Davy Jones
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,361, Reviews: 7, Complete

Scrat the Sabertooth Squirrel is aboard the Flying Dutchman! The sequel to "101 Felines". Crossover with ICE AGE. Humor Parody

Duty

2008-07-19T14:46:41-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,084, Reviews: 9, Complete

A rewrite of the scene from AWE with James and Elizabeth aboard the Flying Dutchman. Can she convince James to leave with her on the Empress? Norribeth oneshot. Complete.

Exploding Muffins!

2008-07-06T11:44:54-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Drama
Pintel & Ragetti
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 7, Complete

A story in poem format where Pintel and Ragetti escape from the cell at Fort Charles using bakery. Oneshot. Complete.

Enemy Vessels

2008-07-05T21:36:18-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,271, Reviews: 23, Complete

A unique Luke Vader story that involves Japanese Monsters. Whenever Luke gets near a radar screen he makes giant monsters! What will Vader do? Gamera and Godzilla! Very funny! kaiju

Moon Madness

2008-07-05T13:20:14-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Elizabeth S. & Will T.
Chapters: 3, Words: 20,976, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

A crazy story where Elizabeth wishes for adventure and is chased around Port Royal by a lovesick werewolf! WillElizabeth. Some JamesElizabeth Ch 3 now added!

101 Felines

2008-07-04T08:43:59-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Davy Jones
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,315, Reviews: 11, Complete

Poor Davy Jones! Jack has tricked him into taking 101 cats instead of 100 souls. See what happens when the Dutchman is filled with cats! Humor. Complete. Oneshot.

Half Baked

2008-06-12T18:00:20-08:00

Author: Smenzer
V, 1984
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Diana & Lydia
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,879, Reviews: 1, Complete

Peace is declared. To promote it, the Great Leader holds a cake baking contest. The contestants: Diana, Lydia, Charles, Steven and Willie. Who will win? A funny slapstick comedy! Oneshot. Complete.

Silly Boys

2008-06-11T17:20:59-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Humor/Poetry
Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 1, Complete

Hermione carries a message for Dumbledore to the Owlry during a winter storm and finds a surprise. A funny story in poetry format. Complete. Oneshot.

Life With a Lizard

2008-06-10T09:16:37-08:00

Author: Smenzer
V, 1984
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,437, Reviews: 3, Complete

AU. Robin is worried about her Visitor Husband's behavior and has conveniently forgotten what he really is - a lizard. Can she accept the truth or is he a monster due to his green skin? Robin/Brian. Oneshot. Complete.

Pranks

2008-06-09T16:44:09-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker
Chapters: 51, Words: 93,016, Reviews: 852, In-Progress

Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.

A Canopy of Green

2007-11-09T15:33:48-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
James N. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 11, Words: 46,549, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

James and Elizabeth go on a picnic beyond Port Royal and run into trouble. Includes elements of a Regency Romance. Man vs Nature. This is the sequel to A Moment's Weakness.

Eternity

2007-10-29T19:59:13-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: T
Romance/Supernatural
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,821, Reviews: 7, Complete

A vampire JamesElizabeth story with a twist ending, set during their wedding. Rated PG13 for some smooching. Norribeth.

The Metal Sparrow

2007-10-29T19:40:36-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
R2-D2 & Capt. Jack Sparrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,819, Reviews: 7, Complete

A weird crossover between POTC and Star Wars. Jack finds the droid R2D2 and uses it to get out of trouble with Beckett. Humor. Oneshot.

Uglier Than You

2007-10-29T19:27:37-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Han S. & E. Palpatine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,938, Reviews: 9, Complete

Han enter's a costume contest Palpatine is holding in order to win money, but will he win the prize? A oneshot story about greed. Complete. Humor.

Candy Collecting

2007-10-28T21:14:53-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,374, Reviews: 20, Complete

Luke wants to go Trick or Treating with Vader. Vader, however, isn't very crazy about the idea. Humor. Oneshot.

Sailor Boy

2007-08-25T16:51:54-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Romance
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 8, Complete

James and Elizabeth talk of the future and the missing Will Turner. Oneshot. ElizabethJames

A Moment's Weakness

2007-08-25T16:50:07-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
James N. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,902, Reviews: 8, Complete

James writes Elizabeth and love letter but is undecided if he should send it or not. What happens when it's picked up with the outgoing mail? ElizabethJames

A Marriage Interrupted

2007-08-25T16:47:17-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: K+
General/Romance
Elizabeth S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,847, Reviews: 13, Complete

Set at the beginnong of DMC. Elizabeth is thinking in the rain when someone unexpected appears. ElizabethJames oneshot

Wedding Jitters

2007-07-31T14:07:13-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
General
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,597, Reviews: 1, Complete

Harry worries while he attends Fluer and Bill's wedding. A story I wrote in autumn 2006.

Better Than Owls

2007-07-31T14:05:19-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
General
Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 2, Complete

Draco spots the Headmaster's phoenix in Diagon Alley and thinks it would be a better pet than an ordinary owl. What will his father do? A short oneshot.

The Emperor of Slytherin

2006-01-17T18:03:49-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 45,356, Reviews: 126, In-Progress

There's a new student at Hogwarts and it's Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars! Will Draco be able to keep Slytherin House under his control? Will Palpy be able to fly a broom or brew a potion? This is a comedy! Lord Vader has now arrived at Hogwarts!

My Ferret and I

2006-01-16T23:49:06-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 48,590, Reviews: 413, In-Progress

Draco 'ruins' Hermione's reputation by seeing her in her underclothing while a ferret and is forced to marry her. Modern day Regency romance. DMHG

Evil R Us

2006-01-02T14:57:42-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,720, Reviews: 41, Complete

Luke, Vader and Palpatine attend a Dark Lords meeting at the Riddle House. Includes Voldemort and Lucius. Funny oneshot with Harry Potter.

Penpals

2006-01-01T14:11:24-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 32, Words: 98,865, Reviews: 661, In-Progress

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.

Sparks

2005-12-27T13:01:36-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Luke S. & E. Palpatine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,519, Reviews: 30, Complete

Palpatine tells Luke the story of how he invented Sith Lightning while Vader watches. Story includes funny twist. AU of ROTJ throne room scene. OneShot

Bloodmarrow

2005-12-21T14:07:14-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: T
Drama/Horror
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 10, Words: 42,427, Reviews: 115, In-Progress

Set during Ep 4, Luke is attacked by an animal and ends up needing a bone marrow transplant due to a rare disease. Vader is the donor. ObiWan also has caught the disease! Can Vader save both of them?A response to the 'ER Challenge' on the Luke Vader Write

Dazed and Dumbfounded

2005-12-20T17:50:38-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Mystery
Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 15, Words: 39,702, Reviews: 105, In-Progress

Draco wants to marry Hermoine, but someone has to marry Pansy due to a contract. Lucius decides Harry is perfect for the job. Then an old photo turns up and reveals a missing child. Can Harry solve it before he's forced to marry Parkinson? Humor, Romance,

Restricted! Top Secret!

2005-12-16T20:39:22-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 1, Words: 879, Reviews: 29, Complete

Luke has an embarrassing secret and Vader finds out! Very short story with a surprise ending.

Wet Wookie

2005-12-16T20:36:57-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,468, Reviews: 21, Complete

Luke buys some air fresheners from Lando and one accidentily gets stuck to the back of Vader's helmet! Chaoes breaks out! Very funny!

Symbiosis

2005-11-25T16:48:14-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Humor
Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 49,289, Reviews: 85, In-Progress

Dumbledore tells Lucius he is Harry's new Godfather. Harry, Hermoine, Draco and Lucius all manage to get along while still being in character. A unique story about friendship, changing for the better and learning from one's mistakes. Read and review!

The Most Powerful Sorcerer in the World

2005-11-23T13:04:43-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Supernatural
Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,267, Reviews: 12, Complete

Voldemort has a nightmare after eating. His dream involves the cemetary scene from GOF and the cursed Aztec gold from Pirates of the Caribbean. Funny oneshot. Only Potter characters.

Thankful

2005-11-23T12:59:12-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 20, Complete

A Thanksgiving story with Luke and Vader as Anakin after ROTJ.

A Conversation With Vader

2005-11-16T14:57:59-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Darth Vader & Han S.
Chapters: 32, Words: 81,221, Reviews: 466, In-Progress

A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!

The Forest

2005-10-29T22:30:39-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Suspense
Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,610, Reviews: 18, Complete

Draco discovers that Harry, Ron and Hermoine sneak into the Dark Forest every night and follows them. What will he learn? DracoHermoine fic for Halloween! COMPLETE!

Palpatine's Melon

2005-07-03T17:38:22-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
E. Palpatine & Han S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 24, Complete

Palpatine asks Han to get him a melon but the Sith Master is being greedy. Then Luke and Vader get involved. A short funny fic for Independence Day.

Time Well Spent

2005-06-18T17:05:55-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 11, Complete

Luke buys a time machine and asks Vader to help him assemble it. Another short Luke Vader story in the same style as The Perfect Gift and Gone Fishing.

What!

2005-06-16T23:30:48-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 812, Reviews: 4, Complete

A crazy conversation between Ares and Gabrielle. Ares thinks he owns her soul and she disagrees.

The Great Grill Off!

2005-06-01T07:33:55-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,601, Reviews: 29, Complete

Luke and Vader enter a barbeque contest! Story also features Han and Palpatine. Zany crazy summer fun!

Gone Fishing

2005-05-27T18:04:01-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 896, Reviews: 38, Complete

Luke and Vader go fishing! A short, funny story. COMPLETE!

The Perfect Gift

2005-05-24T18:03:24-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,100, Reviews: 39, Complete

Luke Skywalker searches for the perfect Father's Day gift to give Darth Vader. A light, warm-hearted story. COMPLETE.

A Blast From the Ancient Past

2005-05-17T14:55:49-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess and Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Gabrielle & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,551, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Harry and Voldemort are having a fight when a blonde woman wonders into the midst of the battle leading a horse. Who is she? Comedy. Crossover with Xena: Warrior Princess. For my Xena fans this is ARESGABRIELLE

Trust

2005-05-17T14:52:09-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,598, Reviews: 3, Complete

Lucius Malfoy's thoughts on his way to Azkaban. May be AU as in this story he's really a secret agent for the Order of the Phoenix.

In My Heart

2005-05-13T09:18:41-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
General
Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,851, Reviews: 2, Complete

Draco's thoughts on several things, including if he wishes to follow his Father and become a Death Eater.

Catastrophe

2005-05-13T09:15:20-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,097, Reviews: 13, Complete

Have you ever tried to pill a cat? Harry may be a great wizard, but he soons discovers that pilling a cat is much harder than defeating Dementors or killing giant snakes! All the characters get involved, too.

Masquerade

2004-10-27T18:33:50-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,607, Reviews: 14, Complete

The Rebel Alliance is holding their Annual Halloween Masquerade and Darth Vader decides to attend. Another Luke Vader story.

The Torment of Tantalus

2004-10-25T21:10:06-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Horror
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,507, Reviews: 50, Complete

The Rebels are mysteriously summoned to a Sith Temple where strange forces are at work. Will they get out alive? Luke Vader Halloween story. Obviously this is AU.

Trick Or Treat

2004-10-21T20:28:36-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Darth Vader & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 26, Complete

Luke and Darth Vader go trickandtreating! The odd but funny result of staying up too late doing a virus scan...

A Unified Front

2004-09-30T15:59:42-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Angst
Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,224, Reviews: 27, Complete

AU. In Episode 3 Anakin And ObiWan fight. Can Obi save Ani from the Dark Side?

Fortune Cookies

2004-05-27T20:24:06-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,674, Reviews: 9, Complete

AresGabrielle Ares tries to lead Gabrielle to him with furtune cookies! Yes I'm back with a new AG fic!

Surrender

2004-05-27T20:20:36-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General/Angst
Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,294, Reviews: 10, Complete

AU. ObiWan contemplates his fall to the Dark Side. Short viginette. A companion piece to Breaking the Rules.

My Master

2004-05-27T20:17:57-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
General
Darth Vader & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 9, Complete

AU Vader contemplates his Master. Short viginette. A sort of companion piece to Breaking the Rules

Breaking the Rules

2004-05-27T20:13:41-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Adventure
Luke S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,939, Reviews: 16, Complete

AU Luke goes with Ben to turn off the tractor beam on Death Star during A New Hope. Vader is in this story, too.

A Jedi in King Jason's Courtyard

2004-05-04T21:26:57-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Gabrielle & Xena
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,968, Reviews: 10, Complete

Xena and Gabrielle find ObiWan's Jedi Starfighter and guess what it is. For SW fans, this is Cannon NON AU.

SubZero

2004-05-04T21:22:31-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Drama
Luke S. & Darth Vader
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,191, Reviews: 34, Complete

A serious LukeVader story where they are trapped on a dangerous, hostile mountain. Man vs nature If you like Penpals you'll like this.

Coruscant Clearinghouse Sweepstakes

2004-04-13T15:56:34-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Mystery
Luke S. & E. Palpatine
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,194, Reviews: 20, In-Progress

CRAZY ZANY FUN! Luke is being held on the Death Star, someone is trying to kill Palpatine, everyone does STUPID STUFF! OK, Vader acts normal. Maybe its a little weird but in a funny crazy way

Some Serious Misery

2004-04-07T15:23:34-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Han S. & Luke S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 16,137, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

THE CRONOS STONE: Will Autolycus goof up Palpatine's plan to be Emperor and prevent Anakin from becoming Vader? crossover fic

Sith Pies

2004-04-06T17:55:45-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Star Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Darth Vader & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 24, Complete

A short, silly little story where Darth Vader and ObiWan volunteer to watch the pies Leia just baked.

A Hairy Situation

2002-12-07T20:09:50-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Beauty and the Beast
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,760, Reviews: 4, Complete

First story in a new series. A strange woman creates a hairy problem for Catherine and Elliot. Can Vincent solve it? CV Increased fantasy content! RR Crossover fic

Mother Knows Best

2002-12-04T13:47:07-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 15, Words: 31,872, Reviews: 37, In-Progress

Hera decides Ares should date Gabrielle, but Xena doesn't like it at all! Ares/Gabrielle fic.

RollerGods

2002-11-29T18:50:33-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,542, Reviews: 8, Complete

Aphrodite is forced to help her husband, Hephaestus, test his new invention. But who will wear the strange boots with wheels on the bottom? Comedy!

In The Light Of The Full Moon

2002-10-30T21:45:01-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Horror/Romance
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,177, Reviews: 19, Complete

complete Ares, Xena and Gabrielle on the Farm ... with WEREWOLVES! How will Ares solve the werewolf problem? AresGabrielle story! RR!

Dream Lover

2002-10-30T21:39:18-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Horror/Romance
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,630, Reviews: 15, Complete

complete A PreXena Gabrielle dreams of a handsome man and a moon driping blood. Little does she know its the God of War and he needs a blood sacrifice! AresGabrielle RR!

A Xena Murder Mystery

2002-10-30T21:28:43-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Horror
Gabrielle & Xena
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,076, Reviews: 12, Complete

complete Xena and Gabrielle are invited to a Halloween party at Dite's Temple, but an Evil Spirit is KILLING the guests! Spooky story! AresGabrielle Please read ENTIRE story! Character death!

Jason XI How Herc Sent Jason to Tartarus

2002-10-24T19:11:14-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Hercules & Joxer
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,885, Reviews: 8, Complete

Crossover fic. Jason Voorhees terrorizes Mount Olympus. NOT bloody! This is a COMEDY!

Walker Wars

2002-10-20T16:57:35-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Ares & Hercules
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 6, Complete

Zeus turns Ares, Herc and Iolaus into old men as a punishment. But old habits are hard to break and a fight breaks out! RR very funny!

Jelly Beans, Chocolate Eggs and Ares, OH My!

2002-03-30T18:53:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,658, Reviews: 7, Complete

Herc, Jason and Iolaus have a very crazy Easter thanks to Ares! RR please.

Jarbo 2: The Mutation

2002-03-29T23:53:34-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,539, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

Gabrielle opens a restaurant but has rodent problems, until Ares finds a unique solution! A bit weird but funny! AG fic JARBO 3 NOW ADDED! UPDATED!

Point of View

2002-03-23T22:52:05-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Drama/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,324, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Ares/Gabrielle fic. Gabrielle accepts Ares offer of a job. Written in First Person. CHAPTER 2 NOW UP!

One of Those Father Son Things

2002-03-22T18:17:51-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,613, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Sequel to Final Days of YH. Zeus feels bad about what happened, so he takes Hercules on a vacation, but things wont go smoothly!

Lost

2002-03-22T18:05:31-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: T
Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,181, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

(LOST BOYS/Young Hercules crossover) The vampires find themselves lost in Ancient Greece with a whole new set of problems. Can they get back home? R/R

Yuletide Night

2002-03-21T18:20:11-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Humor
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 565, Reviews: 4, Complete

A Xena version of the famous Christmas poem! Mainly is AG.

Kill the Peanuts!

2002-03-21T18:01:22-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Humor/Drama
Ares & Xena
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,853, Reviews: 11, Complete

Hephy invents packing peanuts, which causes MAJOR problems for Ares, Gabrielle and Xena! A funny story for ALL xena fans! No couple in here.

Sleigh Ride

2002-03-21T17:58:09-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,575, Reviews: 4, Complete

Guess who's filling in for Santa? My last Christmas story to upload! AG romance.

Spring Fever

2002-03-21T17:52:59-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 7, Complete

Hercules has Spring Fever and Ares has the PERFECT cure!

Writer's Block

2002-03-14T21:52:53-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,047, Reviews: 19, Complete

Gabrielle can't write another word until she kisses Ares in Love's Temple and walk's his dog thanks to a curse! COMPLETE!

Godzilla Vs Hercules

2002-03-12T21:20:58-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Hercules & Xena
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,882, Reviews: 4, Complete

A funny story involving all the XenaHerc characters and those old Japanese monsters! Will update with more parts!

Dont Be A Scrooge

2002-03-12T21:11:55-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,409, Reviews: 4, Complete

Iolaus chases a cooked bird! Comedy. A holiday fic.

Cabin Fever

2002-03-12T21:04:14-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Humor/Drama
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,165, Reviews: 7, Complete

A Christmas story. Ares, Gabby and Xena stuck on the Farm during a blizzard. AG fic.

War of the Frying Pan

2002-03-12T20:53:55-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Ares & Hercules
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 8, Complete

Ares and Hercules fight for an auction item. Very funny! Set in modern days.

Horse Shoes For Sale!

2002-03-12T20:50:32-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,761, Reviews: 2, Complete

The Academy holds a Fund Raiser and things get funny when Herc sells his old boots! Comedy!

Winter Rumble

2002-03-12T20:43:28-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,049, Reviews: 3, Complete

Herc and Iolaus have fun in the snow until Ares gets involved!

Ants At The Dance

2002-03-12T20:40:20-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,670, Reviews: 3, Complete

A totally CRAZY YH fic! No real plot. Ares, Strife Discord show up at a school dance!

Final Days of Young Hercules

2002-03-12T20:29:52-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,283, Reviews: 4, Complete

Hercules receives a cursed hat which leads to shocking revelations. A long fic! COMPLETE!

Dragon Chronicles: Dragons of Despair

2001-06-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 10, Words: 24,617, Reviews: 24, Complete

AresGabrielle. Epic high fantasy. This series explains how Gabrielle survived falling into the lava hole at the end of Season 3. It continues the Dahok storyline. A MUST READ!

The Problem with Lupes

2001-06-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,833, Reviews: 10, Complete

Gabrielle writes about Ares and his dog. Comedy.

An Old Friend

2001-06-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Andromeda
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,914, Reviews: 33, In-Progress

A mysterious stranger watches as Maggog invade the Starship Andromeda in the Season Finale. My first Andromeda fic. Sorry if any names are spelled wrong

Meltdown at Vierna Four

2001-05-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
StarTrek: The Original Series
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,090, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

Mysterious problems begin to plague the U.S.S. Enterprise when it visits Vierna Four on a mission. Please R/R and let me know if anyone wants more. This is an old story I wrote in 1995.

Dark Terrors: Descent into Darkness

2001-05-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,404, Reviews: 8, Complete

Hercules must solve an underground mystery while dealing with Jason's addiction to a newly discovered berry. Can he solve both problems?

Ares A La Mode

2001-05-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: T
Romance/Horror
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,532, Reviews: 5, Complete

This is a rewrite of the Sixth Season cannibal episode. Ares tries to save Gabrielle from the cannibals but things don't go as he planned. Rated PG13 because the cannibals want to cook them. A bit weird.

Full Moon

2001-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 12, Complete

Xena, Gabrielle and Ares all have different viewpoints about the moon. A bit funny. Very short fic. AG

Alone

2001-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
General
Ares
Chapters: 1, Words: 922, Reviews: 6, Complete

Ares is alone and depressed after loosing his Godhood when he saved Gabby, Eve, Xena. A short emotional fic. This, like my other stories, is AG.

Happy Birthday, FantasyLoves!

2001-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 792, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

This short story revolves around friendship. It's Ares/Gabrielle and I wrote it for a friend's birthday. It's very short and sweet. Please R/R.

Balance

2001-04-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,347, Reviews: 1, Complete

Artemis sends the cadets on a quest to a foreign country to find something for her.

The Spirit of Skittles

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
StarTrek: The Original Series
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
J. Kirk
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,647, Reviews: 14, Complete

A mysterious entity visits the U.S.S. Enterprise. A short funny story.

A Pain in the Neck

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,061, Reviews: 12, Complete

The entire XenaHercules gang are vampires. This is a funny story and not scary at all. Includes Xena, Gabrielle, Herc, Iolaus, Ares, Joxer and Auto.

Jarbo

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,926, Reviews: 7, Complete

Aphrodite asks Gabrielle for help with a problem at her temple. Very funny!

Homage to the War Dude

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,018, Reviews: 11, Complete

Ares and Gabrielle meet Bill and Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Crossover. Very funny! I'm an AresGabrielle shipper, so be warned! If you don't like Ares and Gabrielle together, then don't read.

Party on Olympus

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,246, Reviews: 17, Complete

Ares needs a date so he calls in a favor from Gabrielle. This is part Romance, part Humor, part Adventure. It's lots of stuff all rolled together! Please review my stories as I live on feedback!

Unicorn Hunt

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,537, Reviews: 12, Complete

AresGabrielle. Hera sends Ares on a quest to prove true love.

Soulmates

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,833, Reviews: 12, Complete

AresGabrielle. This was my first AG story. In it, Ares rescues Gabrielle from the circle of fire from the 6th Season Xena episode with the Norse Gods and the Grendal. Please remember this was my first story.

A Feather for Gabrielle

2001-04-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Xena: Warrior Princess
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Ares & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,669, Reviews: 17, Complete

AresGabrielle. Gabrielle helps Ares with a unique problem after he kidnaps her. Hercules, Xena and Iolaus also have large parts. This story is a mix of humor and very light romance.

Strange Days

2001-04-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,993, Reviews: 6, Complete

Hercules gets saved by the most unlikely person: Ares. What's up?

The Colors of Spring

2001-04-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,238, Reviews: 3, Complete

Iolaus searches for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Trapped!

2001-04-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 16,847, Reviews: 3, Complete

A Buffy tVS and Young Hercules crossover. Something is trying to kill the cadets at the Academy and it's NOT one of the Gods! A few parts are kind of scary, so be warned! No blood or gore though. Just plain WEIRD stuff!

Invasion

2001-04-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Smenzer
Young Hercules
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,053, Reviews: 3, Complete

Chiron's Academy is invaded by aliens!