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One Day in Ancient Rome

2009-10-19T04:32:34-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rose T. & 10th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

There was a girl riding a pink Vespa down the street. Ordinarily this wouldn’t particularly have caught Rose’s attention, but as she was standing in ancient Rome at the time the Vespa rather stood out... Complete.

Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban

2009-10-19T02:48:55-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,194, Reviews: 123 Updated: 10-19-09 Published: 10-12-09
Status: In-Progress

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

How Lucy Saxon Saved the Day

2009-10-17T22:09:53-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lucy S. & Martha J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,945, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-17-09
Status: Complete

Lucy Saxon saves the world on a shopping trip to Harrods, in sexy red heels. Martha Jones is disgusted. Harry would be proud. Slight crack!fic.

Foreman & Tyler

2009-10-07T22:44:36-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Rose T. & Susan F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,554, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Stuck in Pete’s World, Rose discovers that Torchwood has a Time Lord on staff. This is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship, even if it sends Mickey deranged in the process. Susan and Rose are having too much fun to really care.

From A Certain Point of View

2009-10-07T19:24:17-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Aberforth D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

“That’s not fair,” Harry said quietly. Because there’s more than one way to look at what happened with Grindelwald and the Dumbledores, and maybe it wasn’t all Albus’ fault.

Pushing Potter

2009-09-28T18:39:08-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Crossover: Harry Potter and Push
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Cassie H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,690, Reviews: 18 Published: 9-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Cassie sees someone with an ability like no one else's, and knows that she and Nick need to find him - before Division can make him the super-soldier they've been aiming for for the last sixty years.

Holding Up A Mirror To Your Soul

2009-09-17T21:56:26-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,308, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-17-09 Published: 9-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Hermione finds she isn’t who she always thought she was, and searches for the truth. At the same time she and Harry are experiencing strange 'incidents.' Sixty years might have passed, but Grindelwald's actions are still affecting the world... WIP

Not The Reunion I Was Hoping For

2009-09-13T18:20:31-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: 9th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,975, Reviews: 65 Updated: 9-13-09 Published: 3-13-09
Status: Complete

The Doctor wasn’t expecting a blonde woman in a suit to burst into the TARDIS and tell him he was real. Reunion fic. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's January #1 and February #2 2009 challenges. Complete!

Time In Blue

2009-08-23T18:28:48-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Susan F. & 9th Doctor
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,440, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-23-09 Published: 5-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Susan survived the Time War to find Time changed and torn around her. Susan tries to make a life for herself, helped by UNIT and the reappearance of her Grandfather. But can they get past the horrors of the war, and find a way to repair Time itself?

The Dangers of TransUniversal Portals

2009-08-18T21:16:48-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Albus S. P. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,747, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-18-09
Status: In-Progress

One of Albus and Rose’s experiments goes horribly amiss, and something’s wrong with Lily. Lily, meanwhile, has found herself in another universe, full of strangers and people she knows to be dead. WIP

Nemesis

2009-08-01T02:09:07-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,916, Reviews: 113 Updated: 8-1-09 Published: 2-12-08
Status: In-Progress

After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.

And Now For Something Completely Different

2009-07-13T02:47:36-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Crossover: Batman and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,277, Reviews: 294 Updated: 7-13-09 Published: 11-30-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.

All According to the Master Plan

2009-06-19T01:48:22-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Crossover: Doctor Who and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: The Master & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,481, Reviews: 42 Published: 6-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.

Just Like A Vegas Wedding

2009-06-07T03:51:54-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rose T. & 9th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,763, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

There’s the Doctor and Rose. Then there’s the priestess of Eris and the crew of Serenity. They come together for Jack Harkness’ favourite wedding ever. Rated M for language, to be safe. Crack!fic.

Yesterday's Hero

2009-05-20T22:17:31-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-20-09
Status: In-Progress

It's not every day you realise you're Merlin reincarnated. Even if your name is Harry Potter.

Doctor What Omakes and Sidestories

2009-05-06T19:12:50-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Omakes and mini-fics for my story "Doctor What."

Death of the Discworld

2009-04-25T03:54:20-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,523, Reviews: 24 Updated: 4-25-09 Published: 3-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Mr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.

Two Timelines

2009-04-23T01:24:30-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,108, Reviews: 27 Updated: 4-23-09 Published: 9-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Something's gone badly wrong with history. The Doctor, along with Rose, investigates to find an airship called the Valiant, an old enemy, an enormous paradox and ....himself? Ninth and Tenth Doctors. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's Aug Challenge. Chapter 3 up.

Child of Quetzalcoatl

2009-04-14T19:32:42-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,140, Reviews: 79 Updated: 4-14-09 Published: 8-29-06
Status: In-Progress

The Otherworld is dying. Meanwhile James Potter is not Harry's father. Harry is not even human, but something he never imagined. Sixth year. Gods, supernatural. WIP. Has been edited a little.

Moments

2009-04-14T03:46:54-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,465, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

Six times Rose kissed the Doctor and didn’t know it, and one time she did. Oneshot. Edited coz I forgot a bit.

Domestic

2009-04-01T01:09:30-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: 10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,680, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-1-09 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

Response to Jessa L'Rynn's 2nd January challenge. When the Eleventh Doctor turns up on their doorstep, the human Doctor is determined to remind him exactly why he feared domestic. Green paint, moody teenagers, the Tyler slap and more. Oneshot.

Daughter of Time

2009-03-13T02:03:16-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: 1st Doctor & Susan F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,532, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-13-09
Status: Complete

The Doctor wasn’t ever expecting an Eternal to present him with a small child she said was his granddaughter, particularly since he’d never had children. But Susan turned out to be worth it. Long-ish. Spoilers for Fleur de Temps future chapters. Complete.

The Master and The Rose

2009-03-10T03:20:27-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Rose T. & The Master
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,300, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-10-09
Status: In-Progress

In a different universe, Rose Tyler is surviving in dystopian London when she meets a mysterious, compelling man – the Master. She helps him carry out his plans, but then the universes start fracturing, and somehow Rose is the key. M for possible language

Echoes

2009-03-03T00:42:24-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Angst
Pairing: 10th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes the Doctor visits an ancient statue on an unimportant little planet. He couldn’t tell you why. Oneshot.

Defender of the Earth

2009-02-06T05:33:55-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Rose T.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,109, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-6-09 Published: 8-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Before Rose was stuck in Pete's World, she did something that shouldn't have happened, created for an instant something that shouldn't have existed. Bad Wolf. Now she's changing, because some acts demand payment in kind. And universes need Time Lords. WIP

Play That Funky Music White Boy

2008-11-08T00:14:26-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: 10th Doctor & The Master
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,944, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-8-08
Status: Complete

The Doctor finds himself sharing a cell with the Master and the Master's iPod. It goes downhill from there. Oneshot.

Definition of a Messed Up Family

2008-11-04T21:32:04-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Claire B. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-4-08
Status: Complete

Why did she have to have such a hot uncle?" An unusual day in the life of the Petrellis proves that yes, they are indeed messed-up. Crack!fic. Oneshot.

Family Matters

2008-10-10T01:00:57-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,329, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

Susan watched the grandfather she'd only recently been reunited with and sighed. Clearly, if he and Rose were ever going to get together, Susan was going to have to take matters into her own hands. Ten/Rose. Oneshot. Complete.

Bad Wolf

2008-09-12T05:57:52-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Martha is angry and hurt after the events that occurred during the time the Doctor spent as a human and needs someone to talk to. Then all of a sudden a complete stranger appears in the TARDIS kitchen, quite at home, explaining that she’s adrift in time..

Where Angels Fear to Tread

2008-09-11T03:35:02-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,832, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

There are places where no mortal should walk, where the rules of reality do not apply, places that even the Doctor should avoid. When he and Martha end up in one by accident, anything could happen. Oneshot.

The Sword Wielder

2008-07-25T05:44:51-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,929, Reviews: 55 Published: 7-25-08
Status: In-Progress

The problem with magical, mildly-sentient swords, is that they have a mind of their own, and when they take a liking to you there’s very little you can do to make them change it. Harry Potter/Addams Family/Chrestomanci crossover. WIP.

Wands, Wishes, & Lavender Cigarettes

2008-07-25T01:28:02-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,384, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Ginny is in love with Harry Potter, but has no hope of getting him to notice her. That is, until her snarky, cigarette smoking, not quite swearing Slytherin of a fairy godmother appears. This is a job for the professionals. Harry/Ginny. WIP.

The Mage Wars

2008-07-24T01:30:02-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,765, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

A girl claiming to be Harry’s sister from another universe turns up on Harry’s doorstep. Her tale turns even stranger when she claims that she has been fighting a war and that this war has just travelled to Harry’s universe. The danger is just beginning..

Just A Wrong Turn

2008-07-15T01:53:20-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,095, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

All libraries are one. Which is how Harry Potter finds himself lost in the library aboard the TARDIS... Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Discworld crossover. Complete. One-shot.

Fleur de Temps

2008-07-02T05:52:59-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Rose T. & 10th Doctor
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,858, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 3-9-08
Status: In-Progress

What if Reinette had come aboard the TARDIS after all? Smart, ambitious and beautiful, the Doctor is dazzled by her and neglects Rose and Mickey, with calamitous results. Flower of Time universe. AU. WIP.

The Pact

2008-06-20T01:49:12-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,867, Reviews: 64 Published: 6-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Two strange children make a pact. Years later they meet at Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione. AU. Non-canon. WIP.

Illusions

2008-06-16T04:54:39-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,053, Reviews: 34 Published: 6-16-08
Status: In-Progress

The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing. Unfortunately, Snape is trapped in those plans.AU Slash

Prank Lord Potter

2008-06-16T02:08:34-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,000, Reviews: 153 Updated: 6-16-08 Published: 1-5-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!

Divergence

2008-06-03T23:21:26-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,732, Reviews: 52 Updated: 6-3-08 Published: 8-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort is dead, but in his place is an eleven year old Tom Riddle pulled out of time, with no idea what is going on. He's got a lot to catch up on, and Harry has a lot to teach him. AU. Follows canon until book 5.

Trouble

2008-05-31T03:40:27-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,768, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-31-08
Status: In-Progress

She’s blonde, utterly mad, and from another universe. And if Serenity Saxon’s anything like her father, there’s going to be trouble. What's the poor Doctor gonna do? WIP.

The Light That You Shine Can Be Seen

2008-05-22T20:34:03-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,396, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-22-08
Status: Complete

Rose thought she was alone in this universe. But Time Lords turn up when you least expect it. Susan/Rose.

Love hopes all things the Retrospective remix

2008-04-28T22:17:39-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,351, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Harry recklessly invites Scorpius Malfoy and his father for Christmas to cheer up his children and finds they’re not the only ones made happier. Remix of a story by Lilian-Cho. Written for Remix Redux 6. Pairings warning for very slight slash, het.

Redemption

2008-04-27T23:08:02-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-27-08
Status: In-Progress

A Fallen angel is given a chance at redemption. Sent in mortal form on a mission to right a situation he created, can the one now known as Harry Potter fulfil their task and regain what they lost at their Fall? AU. WIP.

Thanatos and the Sorcerer Shade

2008-03-18T04:24:58-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Crossover: Batman and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,687, Reviews: 28 Published: 3-18-08
Status: In-Progress

After the war Ginny and then Harry become the newest super-residents of Gotham: a powerful sorcerer, and the Master of Death. Pretty AU. DC Comics crossover. DH spoilers. WIP.

The Former Companions Club

2007-11-14T01:57:40-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,338, Reviews: 32 Updated: 11-14-07 Published: 10-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Martha and other former companions of the Doctor have adventures, solve crime and, oh yes, bitch about the Doctor. Chapter two: remember the phone Martha left with the Doctor? An inappropriate call occurs... Takes place after Series Three. WIP. AU

Odd Ideas

2007-11-12T01:54:47-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,034, Reviews: 33 Updated: 11-12-07 Published: 10-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Weird ficlets and partial stories. Including Azkaban!Harry, Alternateuniverse!Harry, universetravel!Harry, DarkAngel!Harry, Horcrux!Harry, Assassin!Harry and others.

Not Your Average Muggle

2007-09-18T03:37:53-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Crossover: Doctor Who and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,604, Reviews: 42 Updated: 9-18-07 Published: 8-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Nineteen year old Harry Potter is breaking into Voldemort’s secret base when he meets two exploring muggles, one of whom calls himself the Doctor… Doctor Who x Harry Potter crossover. AU. WIP.

Last Words

2007-09-07T00:53:30-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

The Doctor’s last words at Bad Wolf Bay. Drabble. Silliness.

It Was James's Fault Professor

2007-08-19T00:27:43-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,331, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-19-07
Status: Complete

PostDH, so you have been warned! Rose and Albus get pulled into the headmistress’ office to explain their actions. Oneshot. Complete.

The Next Morning

2007-08-18T06:35:48-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,825, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

PostDH, so you have been warned! Harry does something a bit stupid while out drinking with Ron and Neville. The next morning an angry Ginny brings it to his attention. Oneshot. Complete.

Sanctuary

2007-08-08T01:57:55-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,382, Reviews: 32 Updated: 8-8-07 Published: 5-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord, but the wizarding public couldn’t handle a vampire as their saviour. After the war, an outcast Harry discovers Sanctuary, and the millennia old vampire that is its keeper. AU, seventh year. HBP compliant. WIP. ON HOLD

Death Eternal

2007-07-16T22:55:56-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,406, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-16-07
Status: Complete

Sixteen years ago a fragment of Killing Curse entered Harry’s soul. Now, on the battlefield, he sets it loose. AU. Oneshot.

Old Magic

2007-07-16T02:33:37-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Family
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,154, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-16-07
Status: Complete

“…this is old magic, I should have remembered it, I was foolish to overlook it…” Lily's son was in danger. Now only old magic could protect her child... PreHalloween 1981. Oneshot.

Odd Companions

2007-06-11T21:11:29-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,136, Reviews: 185 Updated: 6-11-07 Published: 6-20-06
Status: In-Progress

When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!

Doctor What?

2007-04-30T23:52:17-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,130, Reviews: 39 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.

The Sorting Hat Song of 2006

2007-04-30T22:18:02-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,138, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. As textualsphinx noted in “A Sorting Song by Severus”, the most popular Sorting Hat song in recent times was written by Cameron Jordon… Complete.

Undead and Unnatural

2007-03-19T00:13:19-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 968, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-07
Status: In-Progress

PostFinal Battle. The Hogwarts three roam America, hunting evil, until they meet shoeobsessed Betsy. Who also happens to be the Vampire Queen. Betsy Taylor HP crossover. Narrated by Harry and Betsy. WIP. ON HOLD.

Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song

2007-02-22T18:41:48-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,082, Reviews: 45 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.

Harry's Flock

2007-02-22T18:39:04-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,421, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-22-07
Status: In-Progress

During a particularly depressing summer, Harry ends up adopting a talking owl. Little does he know that this is just the first of several unusual, lifealtering events that will take place. Discoveries, betrayals. Sixth year. Definite crackfic. ABANDONED

The Staffroom

2007-02-12T03:42:59-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,379, Reviews: 38 Updated: 2-12-07 Published: 2-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Professor Potter has an unusual DADA assistant. Sequel to 'The Waiting Room'. AU. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD.

The Waiting Room

2007-02-04T23:29:16-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,308, Reviews: 26 Published: 2-4-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.

The Pumpkin Juice Incident

2006-11-18T05:28:56-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,837, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-18-06
Status: In-Progress

AU. After someone spikes the pumpkin juice, Hogwarts prefect Hermione tries to get to the bottom of it, while Harry, Hogwarts own Godfather, does his own investigating. Seer!Luna, Enforcer!Dobby,OnStrike!elves and more. Crack!fic. WIP ON HOLD

Phoenix Rising

2006-10-31T23:40:00-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Padmé Amidala
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,479, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Padme Skywalker II was the result of Lord Vader’s one request of the Cloners. This is the story of what happened once she escaped Kamino to find her own path. ABANDONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

The Adventures of Vader and the Fearless Three

2006-10-31T23:34:32-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,916, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-31-06 Published: 5-22-06
Status: In-Progress

A shuttle containing Vader and three stormtroopers ends up in uncharted space after an accident with a wormhole. An irritated Vader and three hyperactive stormtroopers then embark on fantastic adventures of exploration. Very weird crackfic WIP

Just Say No

2006-10-21T05:42:34-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,410, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Draco has decided that Harry is his mate. Harry has other ideas. Can he outsmart the conspiracy to get them together? NOT DracoHarry. WIP ON HOLD

But Be th' Serpent Under 't

2006-09-16T02:43:24-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,867, Reviews: 54 Updated: 9-16-06 Published: 8-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Harry turns a chance meeting into an opportunity to free himself from the path Dumbledore has given him. In a world of chaos, politics, idealism and suspicion, can Harry deceive them all? HPLV. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD

Time Trouble

2006-09-07T20:29:10-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,654, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-7-06
Status: In-Progress

Based on the Living With A Sith Lord blog. Luke should have known better than to bring a dangerous experimental piece of technology to show Vader. Now there's doubles from the past running around causing trouble. WIP ON HOLD

The Mad Adventures of Lillian Riddle

2006-06-14T04:20:29-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,911, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-14-06 Published: 4-30-06
Status: In-Progress

When Voldemort's orphaned eleven year old daughter ends up travelling the world in a doubledecker bus with wizard hitchhikers, you know it's gonna be fun. Very weird crack!fic. ABANDONED unless inspiration strikes.

Snake Spawn

2006-05-25T21:09:35-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,377, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-25-06
Status: In-Progress

Harry's grown up, is married to Ginny and has one child, Lily Molly Potter. He's subject to odd fits of possession while she takes after Tom Riddle. Add one haughty snake and one Hogwarts letter and you have: pandemonium. Crack!fic. ABANDONED

Return of TITAS

2006-05-22T00:09:15-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,458, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-22-06 Published: 5-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Jack, Rose and the Ninth Doctor return to the TARDIS to find someone inside, someone the Doctor instantly recognises... The troubemaker is back again, and this time she has others around to egg her on. ABANDONED.

To Be a Slytherin

2006-05-15T19:33:17-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,529, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Snape teaches muggleborns to act like proper Slytherins. Housemates demonstrate. Crack!fic. ABANDONED

Lightning Girl

2006-05-08T19:14:50-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,949, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-8-06 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Rose is trying to cope with the reality of the Tenth Doctor when the TARDIS finds itself orbiting early twenty 21st century Earth. With the help of the uniquely gifted, human teenager, Alex, can they avert disaster? ABANDONED

I Dwell In Shadows

2006-05-02T22:18:03-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,560, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-2-06 Published: 4-24-05
Status: In-Progress

When Brianna Skywalker is wrongfully arrested as a Rebel spy, she begins a new life where she is slowly brought into the workings of the Empire. 4th chapter up! WIP

The Visitation

2006-02-12T01:16:39-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 905, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A normal day for Darth Vader turns bizarre. Extremely so. Star Wars/My Little Pony crossover. Weird. Very weird. Most cracky crack!fic I've ever done. Complete.

Who We Really Are

2006-01-29T18:39:46-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,844, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Aurelia Riddle, daughter of the most reviled wizard alive, goes to Hogwarts. Despite all her efforts to do good, however, her life just keeps going wrong. Can she help defeat the monster who is her father? ABANDONED

Astrid

2005-12-16T03:58:20-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,070, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-16-05 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

A young, orphaned Earth girl suddenly discovers that she not only has a vastly influential father, but is heir to some rather unique heritage. WIP. ABANDONED

Online at Hogwarts

2005-11-14T01:04:07-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,282, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-14-05
Status: In-Progress

When Dumbledore has laptops installed in the library and an online chat made available, everyone thinks he's gone mental. But pretty soon everyone's getting into the chat thing... ABANDONED

The Riddle of Existence

2005-11-10T01:04:31-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,795, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-10-05 Published: 10-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Sixth Year. Harry has defeated Voldemort. Now he has to look after Tom Riddle, lead a campaign for interhouse unity, and work out his feelings for Ginny... ABANDONED. Being rewritten very differently in 'Divergence'.

The Christmas Concert

2005-11-09T03:11:06-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,229, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-9-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Takes place after A Forcible Nuisance. Vader has to watch Astrid's school concert, deal with some issues, and try to help his daughter. Complete.

A FORCIBLE NUISANCE

2005-11-06T20:15:19-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,083, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-6-05 Published: 10-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Takes place between chapter one and two of the original story, “Astrid.” Astrid is fourteen, and sometimes her father wonders why he decided to be a parent. There’s parentteacher meetings, fistfights, teenage impertinence...Poor Vader. ABANDONED

The Gemini

2005-09-09T04:33:04-08:00

Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,538, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-9-05 Published: 8-2-05
Status: In-Progress

When Harry is ambushed in Diagon Alley by Voldemort, something amazing and inexplicable happens. Who is the mysterious muggle girl Harry is connected to? ABANDONED