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Bath Time for a Dirty Sloth

2009-08-08T01:31:26-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Ice Age
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,662, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Sid smells really bad, and he needs a bath. The gang decides to give him one.

Travellers of the Night

2007-12-09T23:58:17-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Dracula
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 27, Words: 75,523, Reviews: 31 Updated: 12-9-07 Published: 3-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Alternative versions of Dracula and Carmilla. Twisted humor and romance abound! Please be kind and R&R. You review mine, I will return the favor! Chapter 23 is one of my favs!

The Shadow Over Fintail

2007-01-28T06:32:58-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,558, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-28-07
Status: Complete

It is a parody on the H.P. Lovecraft story of The Shadow over Innsmouth. Have a good laugh, and if anyone reads this, drop me a review and let me know.

The Death of Snarf

2005-11-28T02:21:25-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: ThunderCat
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Snarf is found dead. LionO sets out to discover who did such a dastardly deed. Read, Review, and Enjoy!

Photos

2005-08-26T15:39:28-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,257, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-26-05 Published: 6-3-04
Status: Complete

There are some interesting photos floating around Hogswart. Part 3 and the final part is now up. Please, read and Review, and more may follow.

The Quidditch Incident

2005-08-22T17:01:46-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-22-05
Status: Complete

A short, and a very short Short! Ron is hurt in a freak accident on the Quidditch field.

The Unofficial Parody of The Hobbit

2005-07-06T14:56:53-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Bilbo B.
Chapters: 19, Words: 26,314, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-6-05 Published: 5-7-05
Status: Complete

It's what the title says. Let's say, just plain silliness.

Satisfaction

2004-12-11T18:20:56-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Starblazers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-11-04
Status: Complete

Being the leader of the Gamilon race is a hard job!

A Little Yoai

2004-12-05T12:37:19-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-5-04
Status: Complete

This is a one time shot and was inspired by a rant on a YuGiOh forum. Good Marik takes over Tea's body to talk to his evil self, but there is more in his mind than he thought. Marik OoC. Read and enjoy, but don't take seriously!

A Game We Shouldn't Play

2004-12-03T02:47:56-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,814, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-3-04 Published: 10-13-04
Status: In-Progress

The duel that was never told about that Yugi played! It is a crossover from one of my original works and the Yu-Gi-Oh universe with a few more universes thrown in there for good measure! My first Yu-Gi-Oh story, so be kind and read and review!

The Mishappen Tales of Two Inept Pirates

2004-10-11T06:22:14-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 25, Words: 65,327, Reviews: 130 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 2-19-04
Status: In-Progress

A story about Pintel and Ragetti, just in case you didn't think that they escaped. I have plans for many chapters of this story, so please R&R, and I'll return the favor

Gryffindor Girls Group

2004-09-13T03:40:53-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 369, Reviews: 26 Updated: 9-13-04 Published: 6-4-04
Status: In-Progress

What's going on in the Gryffindor girls? Read and find out!

2004-08-14T01:54:23-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Starblazers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-14-04
Status: Complete

Nova is a busy woman on board the Argo. This is a joke among the friends I work with, so take it in that humor. And yes, it is PG13!

Little Fluff Balls

2004-05-28T01:38:08-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-28-04
Status: Complete

Mrs. Norris has been missing. Where is she and what has she been doing? A very short one shot! Please, be kind and read and review!

Atonement of Sins

2004-05-09T11:07:47-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,502, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Barbosa is dead, but things don't stop there for him. He must return to make atonements for his wrongs, but the higher ups have given him a little help for the job. Will he keep his sanity? Please, R&R!

It's So Big

2004-04-11T16:45:49-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-11-04
Status: Complete

A shot piece. Hagrid has a big surprise for all! R&R is you dare.

Harry Potter and the Holy Relic of Vecna

2004-04-06T16:58:14-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 26, Words: 4,085, Reviews: 61 Updated: 4-6-04 Published: 3-26-04
Status: Complete

What happens when Hermione discovers the Holy Relic of Vecna. A series of short scenes. Read and review if you dare! In the process of a rewrite and adding more characters.

It's What for Dinner?

2004-03-06T00:50:15-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 655, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-6-04
Status: Complete

Don't ask! Let's just say the answer is orc stew! Please, R&R and let me know your out there!

The Curse of Tinkerbell

2004-01-29T10:46:12-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 24,852, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-29-04 Published: 12-12-03
Status: Complete

What happens when the third Doctor gets bonked on the head with a teapot? Well, the other incarnations of the Doctor have to come to his rescue! R&R and enjoy! Finally completed!

The Rodent: Terror of the Wasteland

2004-01-26T16:50:28-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,556, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-26-04
Status: Complete

What happens when the Rodent finds the refrigerator bare! It's time to get some food. Please R&R. The last Rodent story for awhile.

The Rodent: Holiday on Skaro

2004-01-15T19:24:05-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 27,634, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-15-04 Published: 12-11-03
Status: Complete

Another Rodent story. Mikey wants to go home, and he can be a persuasive little bugger. PLease, R&R! Now completed! Wohoo!

Hardware in Mixed Company

2003-12-11T11:47:24-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,530, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-11-03
Status: In-Progress

The crossover that everyone has waited for (not really)! Doctor Who meets Star Wars. What happens when the Doctor lands on Tatooine and is mistaken for Luke Skywalker.

The Rodent: Lunch Break

2003-12-08T17:57:33-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,106, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-8-03
Status: Complete

Another sotryof that amazing Time Lady, the Rodent. And the Doctor is in this one, too. Hey! What better thing for two Time Lords to do than grab a lunch at McDonald's! Please R&R and let me know you're out there!

The Rodent: Mechanical Mayhem and Monsters

2003-12-04T17:13:53-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,498, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-4-03
Status: Complete

The first story of that incredible Time Lady and dumpster diver The Rodent. If you don't find it funny, at least it's weird. R&R, please.

Does He or Doesn't He

2002-12-13T20:49:54-08:00

Author: Alteng
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-13-02
Status: Complete

An amusing little . . . uh . . . well a long limmick. Rating due to the fact that it rather suggestive!