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Mount Fraught Syndrome

2008-02-29T12:33:47-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Klaus B. & Violet B.
Chapters: 9, Words: 19,537, Reviews: 42 Updated: 2-29-08 Published: 10-3-07
Status: In-Progress

AU. Mount Fraught Syndrome: where prisoners grow to despise their captors, and spend every moment trying to escape. Violet marries Olaf. But it's not what you think.

Thin Air

2007-07-01T12:16:50-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-1-07
Status: Complete

Dewey teaches Kit to climb a rope. Written for the 5th anniversary contest at 667.

Choreography

2007-05-18T07:08:09-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Kit S. & Count O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-18-07
Status: Complete

Kit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.

Advice

2007-03-09T05:07:54-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Jerome S. & Jacques S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,386, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-9-07
Status: Complete

Jacques always knows what to do. But some problems can't be solved. Slash, JeromexJacques, written for Weird Ships Week at 667 Dark Avenue.

The Perils Of Island Life

2007-02-10T05:47:58-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,349, Reviews: 17 Updated: 2-10-07 Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

Takes place after The End and The Beatrice Letters, and contains spoilers for both. A story of a girl and her family, and a man and his grief, and a story that is now complete.

The Reason Most Squibs Have Cats

2007-02-05T08:45:09-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 26 Published: 2-5-07
Status: Complete

It is a truth widely acknowledged that Squibs tend to be cat people. One Squib explains why.

AlphabeticisedImprovised

2007-01-26T08:13:24-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kit S. & Count O.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,164, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-26-07
Status: Complete

One hundred sentences about Kit's love life. KitDewey, KitOlaf. Written for the 1sentence community on livejournal. Please read the Author's Notes for more information.

Unguarded Moment

2006-11-24T09:14:47-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,566, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-24-06
Status: Complete

Ernest is unwell, and has a strange conversation with Kit. Possible implied ErnestKit if you look really hard.

And They Lived

2006-11-15T08:59:19-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Happily ever after wouldn't last very long... The Baudelaires tell bedtime stories. Has spoilers for The End.

Tell Me I'm Crazy, Maybe I Know

2006-10-21T04:04:30-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S. & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 804, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Lemony thinks Kit can do better. Big spoilers for The End.

Racing Inevitability

2006-10-11T10:15:26-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S. & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,716, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

A broken test tube leads to a race against time.

Behind The Eyes

2006-08-27T08:52:43-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,731, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-27-06
Status: Complete

...and he simply had an odd habit of disappearing for hours on end sometimes. A quirk, an idiosyncrasy.

Our Final Curtain

2006-08-04T03:24:13-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Lemony S. & Count O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,397, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-4-06
Status: Complete

Lemony and Olaf both know it shouldn't end like this. But they can't work out how it is supposed to end. T for language and dark themes.

Water Bugs and Rabbit Holes

2006-07-11T13:59:11-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S. & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,265, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

Being together doesn't solve everything. Kit and Lemony talk, in the ruins of the Hotel.

Playing With Matches

2006-06-26T07:11:10-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lemony S. & Violet B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,261, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

He knows it's dangerous, they both do. It's just an illusion. It's wrong. But they can let themselves believe differently for a while. Viomony, and Violet's an adult just so you know.

Devoted

2006-06-02T04:59:00-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,751, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-2-06
Status: Complete

You can't stop loving the person you devoted your life to. Even when they leave you behind... LemonyBeatrice

All We Can Ask For In This World

2006-05-01T14:05:04-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,737, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-1-06
Status: Complete

It's been a good day, and Kit is going home. But a villianous triplet and a near miss remind her that nothing's as certain as it seems. Rated T for mild sexual content

Observation Of A Meeting

2006-04-23T07:50:24-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lemony S. & VFD
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,015, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-23-06
Status: Complete

A dark night, a long black car, and the delivery of a manuscript. Lemony's not as reliable as he appears at first glance. This is how the end begins...

Raison d'etre

2006-04-07T17:56:21-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Lemony S. & Count O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,481, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-7-06
Status: Complete

Beatrice is gone, and all Lemony wants is an explanation. ETA: People have told me I rated this too high, so I'm moving it down to T. Warning for violence and some bad language.

Grey Umbrella

2006-02-14T02:21:23-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-14-06
Status: Complete

The story of that photograph. LemonyBeatrice, in the early years when they weren't depressed or dead.

Withdrawal

2006-02-10T06:45:08-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

Jacques died. Kit hid. But it's never quite that simple.

Hypothetical Situation

2006-02-04T12:37:10-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jacques S. & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,731, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-4-06
Status: Complete

Jacques faces a moral dilemma. It's only a game, but some people take that kind of thing more seriously than others.

The People Who'll Always Be There

2006-01-27T07:31:52-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Violet B. & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,079, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-27-06
Status: Complete

Violet suspects that Lemony knows a lot more about her than he's telling. Probably AU.

The End Is Near

2006-01-10T05:11:39-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 589, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-10-06
Status: Complete

Lemony's thoughts as the end approaches. Ficlet.

Who I Think You Are

2006-01-03T12:23:18-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,384, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-3-06
Status: Complete

Kit returns to the remains of the Hotel Denouement, and finds she's not alone there...

Preparations

2006-01-03T12:21:43-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,745, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-3-06
Status: Complete

Kit prepares for the trial. Dewey wants to know what comes next.

Engagement

2005-12-20T14:13:56-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-20-05
Status: Complete

Before she died, he wore the ring on a chain around his neck. Ficlet. ETA: LemonyBeatrice, because I'm dumb and forgot to put that earlier.

Initial Reflection

2005-12-15T04:37:16-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jacques S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-15-05
Status: Complete

Jacques thinks about what VFD really stands for. Implied character death. Well, we all know what happened to Jacques, don't we?

Omniscient

2005-12-09T14:42:29-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-9-05
Status: Complete

It is unnerving to see yourself referred to as a literary device. Drabble, one hundred words exactly.

Scenes From the Last Safe Place

2005-11-08T03:17:20-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lemony S. & Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,749, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-8-05
Status: Complete

Lemony meets his sister at the Hotel. It's been a long time. Needless to say, this contains spoilers. Don't read it unless you've read The Penultimate Peril, because it won't make any sense.

An Extremely Lucky Man

2005-08-29T14:08:37-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: VFD & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,020, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-29-05
Status: Complete

A wedding is supposed to be a happy occasion. But sometimes the past comes back to haunt you... OCBeatrice, LemonyBeatrice

Fernald's Folly

2005-08-27T13:19:51-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Fernald & Fiona
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,763, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

It's their third game in a row. There's nothing else to do...

Someone Watching

2005-08-26T12:16:39-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S. & Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

Kit hasn't seen her little brother in a while...

As Cold as Winter

2005-08-25T12:06:29-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lemony S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,384, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

In which a young Lemony learns that terrible things can and do happen, even when you're in love.

Loyalties

2005-08-24T12:37:28-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Kit S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-24-05
Status: Complete

Kit's reaction to Beatrice's wedding announcement. Oneshot.

The Heart of a Serpent

2005-08-23T12:58:22-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Gregory G. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-23-05
Status: Complete

A certain Slytherin has feelings for Hermione, but how can he ever express his love? Note: This is a oneshot, which means no more chapters. Sorry guys. Also, check the genre.

Riddle

2004-05-01T03:54:17-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-1-04
Status: Complete

Like it says a riddle. The answer is probably obvious to anyone here, but it's not as simple as it looks...

Cruciatus

2004-03-20T10:56:39-08:00

Author: Phoebonica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 914, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-20-04
Status: Complete

Set during Goblet of Fire. Neville's thoughts as he lies awake after Moody's first lesson.