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The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four

2009-03-27T05:20:01-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 104,557, Reviews: 51 Updated: 3-27-09 Published: 10-17-08
Status: In-Progress

SEASON FOUR! Join eleven teams of two smashers on a race around the world! See Fox and Falcon, the party boys! See Marth and Squirtle, the human and turtle lover! See Zelda and Roy, the gold digger and diggee and see Luigi... ...Luigi's really insane.

The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three

2008-08-03T05:02:48-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 157,142, Reviews: 123 Updated: 8-3-08 Published: 12-3-07
Status: Complete

FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.

The Quest For Brawl!

2008-02-09T23:36:24-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,500, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-9-08 Published: 2-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Link, Ike and Pit travel to Japan to get a copy of Brawl!

Kaepora and Zelda’s Interesting Night

2008-01-17T18:56:28-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kaepora G. & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

KaeporaZelda lemon.

Lucas’s Quest of 117 Tasks to Become a Smasher!

2007-12-19T22:49:33-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,793, Reviews: 31 Updated: 12-19-07 Published: 11-30-07
Status: In-Progress

In order to become a smasher, Lucas must complete 117 perilous tasks set by Master Hand! Task Four: Lucas goes to the dentist!

Crazy Crazy Mansion

2007-11-16T15:17:38-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 9, Words: 12,734, Reviews: 69 Updated: 11-16-07 Published: 9-27-07
Status: Complete

Crazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!

Know Your Smashers

2007-09-26T05:18:20-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,096, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

In this show we will EXPOSE the smashers whom you once thought were normal! Episode One: Mario!

Unrequited Love

2007-09-17T05:44:51-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 6,327, Reviews: 41 Updated: 9-17-07 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.

Jigglypuff's Babysitting Service!

2007-09-14T23:00:09-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,084, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-14-07
Status: Complete

Need to get rid of your kids for several hours? Try Jigglypuff's babysitting service!

The Smashy Amazing Race

2007-08-27T02:13:01-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 114,662, Reviews: 124 Updated: 8-27-07 Published: 3-15-06
Status: Complete

Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?

Super Smash Soccer!

2007-07-28T22:32:10-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Western
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,794, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-28-07 Published: 7-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Some people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!

Kirby and the Magical Cake

2007-07-09T03:00:15-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Kirby finds cake.

Peach Viewer Mail

2007-05-04T05:30:46-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 24, Words: 18,086, Reviews: 216 Updated: 5-4-07 Published: 3-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi

Sayid and the Magical Pineapple

2007-04-06T03:39:55-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sayid & Hurley
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 25 Updated: 4-6-07 Published: 4-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Sayid meets a freaking pineapple. THE END.

The Obsessive Smashers Show!

2007-03-17T03:32:37-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,337, Reviews: 47 Updated: 3-17-07 Published: 9-21-06
Status: In-Progress

When the Smashers are not fighting, see them in their worst states! See all of their obsessive behaviours, and shocking secrets in this reveal all documentary! Episode Six: Roy is a fraudster, and forges medical degrees!

Snake's Quest for Inner Fulfilment

2007-03-16T04:45:18-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,461, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-16-07 Published: 2-17-07
Status: In-Progress

Join Snake on his quest to find Inner Fulfilment, body by body.

ZOMG SHEIK

2007-03-07T12:36:04-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,936, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-7-07 Published: 1-1-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Zelda becomes stuck as Sheik? Can she hide her identity long enough, or will someone else find out the truth? Read and Review! Chapter Three Up!

Kaepora, the Stalker

2007-02-24T03:13:11-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Link & Kaepora G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-24-07 Published: 2-11-07
Status: In-Progress

He had never wanted to admit it, to admit the pain that had leapt from him and manifested in the darkest form imaginable. But now things have changed and Link must confront his darkest fear. And adversary. [They're the same.]

PEACHY DAYS!

2007-02-17T02:28:10-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 13, Words: 6,543, Reviews: 110 Updated: 2-17-07 Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Follow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn’t self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!

Hurley Show!

2006-12-20T16:42:39-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hurley & Libby
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 15 Updated: 12-20-06 Published: 7-4-06
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER THREE UP! ZOMG it's the Hurley Show! Come on in and have so many wacky adventures with everyone's favourite character, HURLEY!1shiftkey I would like to apologise before you read this piece of attrocity. You have been warned.

ZOMG Christmas

2006-12-17T13:44:49-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-17-06 Published: 12-12-06
Status: In-Progress

As the Smashers enjoy their prechristmas meal, Santa arrives in the Smash Mansion! All of the Smashers are delighted to meet Santa, but Kirby thinks this socalled 'Santa' is a confidence trickster trying to steal their money! Can Kirby stop him? R&R plz

Three Duds in a Flat

2006-12-17T01:21:51-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 891, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-17-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Hermione, Ron and Harry have to live together in a flatunitapartment? What lack of hilarity ensues as our characters go on wacky adventures? Brought to you by, Yours Truly!

The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy!

2006-09-17T05:14:22-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-17-06 Published: 8-27-06
Status: In-Progress

The Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON’T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!

Patchy Game!

2006-09-14T03:45:29-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,887, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-14-06 Published: 7-2-06
Status: In-Progress

By Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.

Floodwater

2006-09-14T03:41:47-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,942, Reviews: 36 Updated: 9-14-06 Published: 9-10-06
Status: Complete

[Fiveparter, updated daily] The world is flooding. The water is infected, and those who touch it become homicidal. As the poisoned water rises, and many die without explanation, survival will be difficult.

PEACH'S MAGIC SHOW!

2006-08-16T01:19:09-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 658, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-16-06 Published: 6-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Episode two out! Peach 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. NOT a ripoff.

Fox for Mayor!

2006-07-31T23:13:29-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,999, Reviews: 32 Updated: 7-31-06 Published: 7-19-06
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?

PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS!

2006-07-18T04:35:30-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,610, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-18-06 Published: 7-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Peach and Link have to save the fate of the other smashers by winning game shows! If they don't, a psychotic green monster kills them all! NUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!1 Episode 3: The weakest link! LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKINS!

ZOMG SCHKOOL

2006-07-16T00:59:28-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,197, Reviews: 37 Updated: 7-16-06 Published: 6-17-06
Status: In-Progress

THE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1

Seppuku no You Arinsan

2006-07-04T04:06:00-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-4-06 Published: 7-3-06
Status: In-Progress

CHAP. 2 UP! Marth, Link, Donkey Kong, Bowser and Kirby enter a possibly lifethreatening Japanese Game Show, which involves CROSSING VOLCANOES ON TIGHTROPES! However, as Young Link, Ness and the Pokemon hear about the news, they also enter! OH! THE DRAMA!1

ZOMG PIT

2006-05-23T05:04:24-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,341, Reviews: 44 Updated: 5-23-06 Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1

The Luigi Gardening Show

2006-05-07T01:22:26-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-7-06
Status: In-Progress

Join Luigi as he gives his professional tips and tricks about gardening!

Parody – the Story

2006-04-08T00:58:37-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,412, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-8-06 Published: 3-2-06
Status: In-Progress

A general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.

When Smashers Quit

2006-03-13T16:06:18-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,256, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-13-06 Published: 10-1-05
Status: Complete

What happens when smashers quit? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's how boring this story is. But Link and Falco and Mewtwo have exciting adventures AFTER they quit. Now, that's exciting. Yeah. R&R. [Discontinued]

Ping Pong Peach

2006-02-14T02:58:13-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-14-06
Status: Complete

Peach enters a Ping Pong tournament. Chaos ensues.

A Smashy Amazing Race

2005-12-16T22:41:40-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 59,093, Reviews: 60 Updated: 12-16-05 Published: 12-22-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! With all teams neckandneck, quick fire from Falcon and Donkey Kong takes them to the lead. However, Peach and Bowser manage to creep to second place, and with a dead heat at the last clue, it will be closer than ever. Who will win?

Giovanni's fun pill

2005-06-29T02:44:25-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,470, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-29-05
Status: Complete

Giovanni's fun pill, a videotape and a mysterious bracelet seems to be brainwashing some of the smashers. What's going on? Who's behind all of this? Will the smashers realise in time?

The perfect christmas

2004-12-13T15:09:31-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-13-04
Status: Complete

A perfect smasher's christmas, with a bit of a twist. Warning: Slapstick Violence

Random stuff happens

2004-11-29T02:29:22-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,490, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-29-04 Published: 11-8-04
Status: Complete

I guess random stuff happens. Jigglypuff turns into Cupid Jigglypuff, while Falcon goes crazy.

Falcon, the dark spirit

2004-10-28T02:29:37-08:00

Author: Hoogiman
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-28-04 Published: 10-25-04
Status: Complete

Falcon turns evil for strange reasons at the cinema. Because of weird stuff in his popcorn. Last chapter up?