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Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Goblins

2006-01-13T09:06:17-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Da Vinci Code
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,088, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-13-06, Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

Harry is in a slump after ceasing his employment with the Feds, until he finds out about a previously unknown legacy from his parents, a Swiss Bank account... Possibly the first ever HP, Da Vinci Code and Sound of Music crossover!

Harry Potter and the FaceChangers

2005-11-14T13:38:07-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,787, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-14-05, Published: 11-14-05
Status: In-Progress

After the events of Harry Potter and the Diabolical Directorate, the Weasley twins are in trouble again: this time with the US government, by way of the Federal Aurors' Agency. Can Harry Potter sort things out and make a profit at the same time?

Hermione Granger and the Heir of Mumbelly

2005-09-30T13:59:52-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Jane Austen
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,014, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-30-05, Published: 9-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Intelligent and charming yet impoverished Hermione runs into a spot of trouble when the dastardly Draco Malfoy, or Prince Mal as he now prefers to be known, runs away with her sister Lavender. Obviously, a HP crossover.

Harry Potter and the Sorter's Revelation

2005-09-19T13:31:42-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,609, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-19-05, Published: 9-19-05
Status: In-Progress

With the wizarding world in turmoil, Voldemort on the loose, and the Hogwarts Talent Show only a few days away, Harry and co are forced to turn to an unusual source for advice...

Harry Potter and the Diabolical Directorate

2005-08-04T14:37:38-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: George W. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,655, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-4-05, Published: 8-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Ambition, a lust for power, and coldblooded cruelty: the perfect recipe for success in the business world. The new director of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes is taking the company to strange new places...

Please Don't Sue Two: Sueing from Beyond the Grave

2005-07-31T11:43:05-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,352, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-31-05, Published: 7-31-05
Status: In-Progress

The latest and loveliest Death Eater recruit, on assignment to the Ministry of Magic, gets more than she bargained for when she finds a suspicious Hermione Granger there on an internship. Features love, laughs, evil filing cabinets, and too much coffee.

Dudley Dursley and the Mesmerist's Gift

2005-02-21T12:36:16-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Draco M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,158, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-21-05, Published: 2-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Dursley's hypnotic weight-loss therapy has some unexpected consequences. Rated PG for Elf Kicking.

That's Not Quidditch

2004-11-28T07:06:31-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-28-04, Published: 11-28-04
Status: In-Progress

The Slytherin Quidditch team is in desperate need of a tune-up, so Snape calls in an old hand to save the day... but things have changed since Book One! Warning: Contains A Taco Show.

Unfortunate GoingsOn at Hogwarts

2004-10-10T05:48:14-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,685, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-10-04, Published: 10-10-04
Status: Complete

When faced with a difficult and worrying problem, Dumbledore comes up with an unorthodox solution. This one-shot was written, believe it or not, by my FATHER. Sick, ain't he?

Please Don't, Sue

2004-09-30T10:53:53-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 16, Words: 18,984, Reviews: 37 Updated: 9-30-04, Published: 8-19-04
Status: Complete

Complete at last and on reciept of my 20 or more reviews, Pottersues was released back into the wild. And yes, Sues always get their comeuppance, though you may have to wait a long time to see it! Sequel now in progress.

The Vortex at Mary Anne's Haunted House

2004-09-03T10:49:33-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Baby Sitters Club
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,506, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-3-04, Published: 3-26-04
Status: In-Progress

While babysitting Mary Anne makes a terrible mistake that results in her being sucked into another dimension, with hilarious consequences. Back by popular demand!

Whne Love Conquers Death

2004-07-26T12:53:23-08:00

Author: grammar conscious possum
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,699, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-26-04, Published: 7-15-04
Status: In-Progress

So sad story about Hermione and Draco's son who is raised by Harry. What happens when Harry and Draco meet again and how a shared grief can bring ppl back together... please RR! just my second ff and i need feedback