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A Tale of Erestor and Rather Large Books

2005-10-30T20:18:31-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Erestor & Glorfindel
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-30-05, Published: 10-30-05
Status: Complete

After spending hours and hours cleaning his, I mean, THE library, Erestor is rather... distraught to see that Glorfy has succeeded in destroying it… [ONE SHOT]

A Tale of Two Terrible Twins and Food Fights

2005-06-23T18:25:36-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Elrohir/Elladan & Erestor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-23-05, Published: 6-23-05
Status: Complete

Elrohir, Elladan, and Erestor have a disagreement… in the kitchen… with lots of food sitting around… just waiting to be thrown… [ONE SHOT]

A Tale of Erestor, Hysterical Musicians, and Pink

2005-06-22T18:52:05-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Erestor & Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-22-05, Published: 6-22-05
Status: Complete

Elrond “asked” Erestor to watch over Rivendell while he is… um… fighting orcs. [cough] visiting Celebrían in Lorien [cough] Chaos? Naturally. [ONE SHOT]

A Tale of Arwen and Fathers

2005-03-13T14:54:01-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Arwen U. & Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 362, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-13-05, Published: 3-13-05
Status: Complete

Elrond isn’t too happy when he finds out who Arwen’s been seeing... Expect total chaos! [ONE SHOT]

The Lord of the Rings Malara's Way!

2005-02-17T19:06:08-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Gandalf & Aragorn
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,007, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 8-15-04
Status: Complete

We ALL knew something would go wrong when Elrond sent hobbits to Mordor. What happens when Malara is in charge! Chapter 6 is up: The Telletubies sing, everyone runs away, and Malara is sent to the funny farm! So is it the end? Who knows? I don't.

A Tale of Elrond and Fangirls

2005-01-17T19:49:09-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Elrond & Elrohir/Elladan
Chapters: 1, Words: 306, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

Ever wonder why Glorfy didn't rescue Frodo? Would you believe it was the fangirls' fault? Elrond encounters this new evil and is completely blown away. Literaly. [ONE SHOT]

Peace

2005-01-17T19:14:59-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Arwen U. & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

Arwen thinks about why she left the safety of Imladris to save Frodo... and Aragorn. Just a short little piece I wrote ages ago. [ONE SHOT]

Footprints

2005-01-17T13:00:46-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Elrond & Aragorn
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,598, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 12-26-04
Status: In-Progress

While returning the Steward’s son back to Gondor, a party of elves is discovered by orcs. One stubborn, lost Ranger and one proud, lonely elf meet and give each other a bit of peace. [ON HOLD AGAIN]

A Tale of Glorfy's Hairbrush

2005-01-16T19:30:45-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Erestor & Glorfindel
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-16-05, Published: 1-16-05
Status: Complete

Erestor never got along well with Glorfy, especially when Glorfy accused Erestor of being a dwarf. Or when he almost started a war. Then one day, Erestor finds the perfect revenge… Who knows what will happen! I don’t. [One Shot]

Will you love them, too?

2004-09-04T18:46:37-08:00

Author: Malara
Category: Outsiders
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-4-04, Published: 9-4-04
Status: Complete

They had done nothing to the world. Why did the world hate them? I saw them for what they were. Nothing more, nothing less. [POEM, ONE SHOT]