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Time MixUp

2009-11-09T00:33:59-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,181, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-9-09 Published: 11-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Four different people from four different time-lines decide to travel to the past for various reasons and end up in the same time-line. Follow the adventures of "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo Yamato .

Little Uzumaki

2009-11-07T21:22:51-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,125, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 11-5-09
Status: In-Progress

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

The Two Kakarots

2009-10-05T20:35:50-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Goku
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,042, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-5-09 Published: 3-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister Sakura, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.

The Boys Who Lived

2009-10-05T19:57:31-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,075, Reviews: 33 Updated: 10-5-09 Published: 7-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.

The Real Heir of Slytherin

2009-10-05T17:21:37-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 62 Updated: 10-5-09 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Giles' Halloween

2009-09-12T07:09:35-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: R. Giles & Ethan R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-12-09
Status: Complete

Giles decides to dress up on that infamous Halloween. Fortunately for Buffy, he didn't get his costume at Ethans.

Son of the Corps

2009-09-12T01:18:56-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Babylon 5 and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Xander H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 443, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-12-09 Published: 9-11-09
Status: In-Progress

On that infamous Halloween, Xander becomes something that would send the creatures of the night running and screaming.

MNCIS

2009-09-11T00:27:56-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Harry Potter and NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 3, Words: 946, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-11-09 Published: 9-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Gibbs and team run into their Wizard counterparts from another universe.

The Teacher's Breakroom

2009-09-06T06:48:45-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Buffy S. & Snyder
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-6-09
Status: In-Progress

After Giles is kidnapped by a fan, Buffy and the gang discover one of the demons' favorite pastimes, watching the goings on in the teacher's breakroom at Sunnydale High. What the teachers do out of the view of the students proves to be very entertaining.

Agent Greene

2009-09-03T15:44:51-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: X-Files
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mulder, F. & Scully, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 585, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-3-09 Published: 9-2-09
Status: In-Progress

While Mulder and Scully are away, the possibly immortal shapeshifter will play.

A Different Dursley Family

2009-08-27T04:13:01-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Vernon D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,723, Reviews: 123 Updated: 8-27-09 Published: 8-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

My Nephew Harry

2009-08-26T14:59:15-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Marge D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 14,076, Reviews: 502 Updated: 8-26-09 Published: 6-25-09
Status: In-Progress

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Little Monsters

2009-08-24T19:23:18-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sarek & Amanda G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-24-09
Status: In-Progress

An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.

Naptime

2009-08-24T19:05:36-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Raditz & Gohan
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-24-09
Status: Complete

After kidnapping Gohan and putting in him in his pod - and before Goku arrives - Raditz tries to get him to stop crying.

Another Chance

2009-08-24T18:05:40-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Adventure
Pairing: J. Kirk
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,481, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-24-09 Published: 5-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Captain Kirk gets a chance to meet the father he never knew when a George Kirk from an alternate timeline is aboard a vessel that comes out of a certain anomaly.

A Jealous Wish

2009-08-24T16:24:01-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Adventure
Pairing: Goku & Bardock
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,659, Reviews: 34 Updated: 8-24-09 Published: 3-15-09
Status: In-Progress

A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for.

ObiWan's Not So Secret Secret

2009-08-23T01:46:58-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,770, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-23-09
Status: In-Progress

She wanted to be Anakin's friend. Anakin was jealous that Obi-Wan liked her best. Obi-Wan was developing an ulcer trying to keep his secret. Everyone else, but the seemingly oblivious Anakin, pretended to be completely unaware of Obi-Wan's "secret".

Stability Is Relative

2009-08-23T00:13:08-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 375, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-23-09 Published: 9-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Watch as Bester brings a fellow PsiCop to Babylon 5 that he should've left at home. The command staff are amused, Bester is not.

The Detective Years

2009-08-22T23:05:14-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Albus D. & Sherlock Holmes
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-22-09
Status: In-Progress

After being driven from the Auror Corps after 14 years of exemplary service and one embarrassing failure, Holmes decides to move to the Muggle world for a while and turn his hobby to a profession. The Muggle Doctor John Watson aids him in his endeavors.

Septem

2009-08-15T06:44:02-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Luke S. & Leia O.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,393, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-15-09 Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.

Escape Artist

2009-08-07T03:50:09-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.

The Fett Twins

2009-07-30T00:22:05-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Family
Pairing: Luke S. & Boba Fett
Chapters: 18, Words: 28,276, Reviews: 93 Updated: 7-30-09 Published: 8-13-07
Status: In-Progress

Hard to describe. Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from the point at which she has been taken. Memory returns. Reunion on the Death Star, and Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters

Carbon Creek's Cold Case

2009-07-23T00:00:04-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: StarTrek: Enterprise and Cold Case
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: T'Pol & Scotty V.
Chapters: 11, Words: 6,748, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-23-09 Published: 11-8-07
Status: Complete

Mestral stayed on Earth as you well know. Now it's up to Lily Rush and Scotty Valens to figure out how he ended up dead in a seedy Philadelphia motel in July 1974. Crossover with Cold Case.

Clothes Make the Wizard

2009-07-09T16:29:55-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.

Rewriting the Tale

2009-07-09T04:59:53-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Alastor M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,127, Reviews: 30 Updated: 7-9-09 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to A Small Tale from the Grand Epic Called History. This is the story where Thomas James Black - usually called Tom - with the help of Alastor Moody tries change the future for the better.

Five Finger Discounts

2009-07-08T00:29:35-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.

SelfInsert

2009-06-30T23:02:28-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Albus D. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Albus Dumbledore comes up with a novel way of dealing with those who come barging into the Harry Potter universe with the intention of changing things. They really should have been careful what they wished for, especially the older ones.

Turnabout Is Fair Play

2009-06-26T06:13:21-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Petunia D. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,734, Reviews: 50 Updated: 6-26-09 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.

Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

2009-06-25T04:50:30-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Family
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 16, Words: 21,507, Reviews: 147 Updated: 6-25-09 Published: 5-30-08
Status: In-Progress

Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry named Jareth at birth goes to Hogwarts where he learns firsthand the bigotry of the wizarding world as he tries to survive his first year. Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover.

Boba Weasley

2009-06-12T01:43:50-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Star Wars and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Boba Fett & Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,275, Reviews: 26 Updated: 6-12-09 Published: 9-3-08
Status: In-Progress

The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?

I'm A Doctor, Not A

2009-05-19T21:27:16-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 579, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-19-09 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

A while back someone or several someones did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... insert profession here " I was kinda inspired. All of mine will have a fantasy or sci-fi twist, several crossovers as well.

April's Rise, April's Fall

2009-05-16T22:55:31-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,301, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-16-09 Published: 5-14-09
Status: In-Progress

In one timeline,Robert April becomes the first captain of the Starship Enterprise. In another, he loses everything and spirals towards his destruction.

Looped

2009-05-14T21:28:52-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Spock Prime & Nero
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,386, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

In another universe, Spock accidentally discovers a way to get the "Red Matter" in time to save the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire....

The Disintigration of Captain Robert April

2009-05-13T21:03:41-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Spock Prime
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Ambassador Spock wonders about how the differences between his Enterprise and the one that his young counterpart serves aboard came to be. The tale isn't a happy one.

Admiral Q's Beagle

2009-05-13T18:35:16-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 156, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

This was inspired by the last line of the Epilogue of the movie novelization where a certain beagle transports in out of nowhere. There's a supreme being looking out for the new Enterprise, and it isn't God or Satan for that matter.

A Boy Named

2009-05-11T22:35:15-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-11-09
Status: Complete

With all of the "S" names the Vulcans were giving out, chances are that at least one poor sucker got this one.

In A Different Lifetime

2009-05-11T20:27:00-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Spock & J. Kirk
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-11-09
Status: Complete

At a peace conference with the Romulans, Ambassador Spock watches the young Captain Kirk trade jokes with a certain Romulan Commander.

An Exercise in Futility

2009-05-05T23:03:25-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: L. McCoy
Chapters: 1, Words: 995, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

Kirk and Spock go to rescue McCoy from his least favorite task, leading the weekly meetings of the Aspergers Support Group whose members would generally rather be and most frequently are elsewhere.

The Other Lukes and Leias

2009-04-16T20:16:29-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke S. & Leia O.
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,566, Reviews: 22 Updated: 4-16-09 Published: 4-22-08
Status: In-Progress

When Anakin or Padme or both can't or don't produce for whatever reason, Luke and Leia have to get into the galaxy by some other means. Here are some of the more interesting ways they did so. Some may become their own stories.

An Accidental Wish

2009-04-16T18:21:48-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Bardock & Goku
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,051, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-16-09 Published: 4-4-09
Status: In-Progress

AU Bardock and Raditz were wished back during three years before the androids' arrival, Bardock lets his mind wander while his son's friends are wishing back Cell's victims, accidentally makes the second wish, and is stuck with Goku and Raditz as children

Drabble Collection

2009-04-04T20:51:39-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 177, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Just a bunch of random drabbles that I'll add to when I get the inspiration. Most should be humor like the Ken mixup and the "Boot thief".

Guess What We Wished For

2009-04-03T18:22:54-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Goten
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-3-09
Status: Complete

Goten and Trunks wish someone back from the dead, and decide to use him in a prank during Goku's birthday party. Said person learns the hard way why no-one ever touches Goku's Chi-Chi, ever.

Immutability

2009-04-01T00:55:58-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,847, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-1-09 Published: 3-31-09
Status: In-Progress

Fate always found a way. Even if Kakarot died before leaving Planet Vegeta, there always would be a Son Goku grandson to Son Gohan to protect Earth. These are the stories of those who filled the role Kakarot would have had before Chance interfered.

Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message

2009-03-17T16:51:55-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Luke S. & Darth V.
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,712, Reviews: 85 Updated: 3-17-09 Published: 12-19-07
Status: In-Progress

Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.

Deficiency

2009-03-16T17:16:24-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

Vegeta helps Goku take care of a certain heavy metal deficiency while Chi-Chi and Bulma discuss the merits or lack thereof of a particular almond flavoring.

What Kashyyyk Means

2009-03-11T18:40:46-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Han S. & Chewbacca
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Han is given a translation of the local place names during a diplomatic mission, and ends up getting a lesson from Chewbacca about the true meaning of the word Kashyyyk.

Jareth Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

2009-03-11T16:50:17-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,989, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-11-09 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to the incomplete Jareth Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban, and it is up to Jareth to discover the truth about what happened that fateful Halloween.

The Video

2009-02-19T15:44:20-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Inuyasha and Ring/Ringu
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

Inuyasha watches a video Kagome told him never to touch.

The Lift

2009-02-19T15:33:23-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Babylon 5 and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: M. Garibaldi
Chapters: 1, Words: 43, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

An explanation for how Garibaldi was always on the lift Talia was waiting for. Very short crossover.

Blue Eyes

2009-02-19T15:24:31-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Han S. & Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

Han Looks at his son Anakin's eyes and comes up with an answer to their origins that he doesn't like.

Touring the Chimera

2009-02-19T14:23:09-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Thrawn & Pellaeon
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-19-09 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Interuniversal Tours runs several tours of different universes a day, completely invisible to the inhabitants, in order to preserve the timeline of the universe visited. Unfortunately, Captain Pellaeon and Grand Admiral Thrawn can see and hear them.

The Animated Misadventures of Johnny Trakker

2009-02-19T13:34:37-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Babylon 5 and Quantum Leap
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,614, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Bester gets the first season of the latest incarnation of his favorite show from childhood and isn't pleased. Follow John Trakker as he dies at the hands of Heng again and again. Several Crossovers.

25 Almost Great Escapes

2009-02-19T13:03:51-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,898, Reviews: 28 Updated: 2-19-09 Published: 6-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Jango would be spinning in his grave if he knew that Boba left his little sister to be raised by the Jedi. But the fact remains, that Lena's at the Temple, and would like nothing more than to get out. Sequel to Little Sister.

Fenn Shysa's Second Chance

2009-01-18T22:50:07-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Leia O.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,743, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-18-09 Published: 4-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Han Solo died protecting his small children from an assassin. Fenn Shysa, a man from Leia's past, comes to - with help from Luke - help her get her life back together and help her find the person who hired the assassin. Will be Leia/Fenn and Luke/Mara

Return to Start

2009-01-16T20:58:01-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

My take on the Obi-Wan dies and wakes up in the past story.

When Taught You Did I

2009-01-12T13:57:23-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yoda & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

My take on the discussion between Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi during Empire Strikes Back.

Ba'slan shev'la

2009-01-07T00:18:20-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

The nanovirus released in Mandalore's atmosphere made Boba Fett and his granddaughter exiles, but what about all of the others who shared Jango Fett's blood?

Weird Dreams

2009-01-07T00:05:28-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Law and Order: SVU
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: K. Stabler & G. Huang
Chapters: 2, Words: 344, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Ah, to sleep, perchance to dream, and to get laughed at when you share your dreams with others.

His Mother's Culture

2009-01-06T23:52:56-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 261, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

Spock stands alone watching an ancient Starfleet Academy tradition, and fails to gain the understanding he seeks about this particular facet of his mother's culture.

Screams In the Night

2009-01-06T23:23:54-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: M. Cole
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

My answer to all of the Marcus/Neroon stories. Parody.

Jareth Potter and the Deathly Hallows

2009-01-06T22:20:32-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

sequel to the incomplete Jareth Potter and the Half Blood Prince. What could be worse than facing Voldemort. How about facing a revived Dumbledore who has convinced most of the "Proper wizarding world" that you're evil.

Jareth Potter and the Half Blood Prince

2009-01-06T22:17:52-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 615, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to the incomplete Jareth Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. Voldemort is raised yet again after the Department of Mysteries and it is up to Jareth Potter, Remus Lupin and The Order of the Mother of All to face him.

Jareth Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

2009-01-06T22:14:48-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to the incomplete Jareth Potter and the Goblet of Fire. With the rise of Voldemort, the second war has begun and Jareth is kidnapped by a well meaning Order of the Pheonix led by the manipulative and possibly evil Albus Dumbledore.

Jareth Potter and the Goblet of Fire

2009-01-06T22:11:51-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to the incomplete Jareth Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Jareth has been entered into a contest against his will by persons unknown. By his side are his distant cousins Draco and Luna, his friends Ron, Hermione, and Neville and the Hogwarts Hal

Jareth Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

2009-01-06T21:18:45-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,898, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Jareth Potter and the Sorceror's Stone which I still need to complete. The Half-breed grandson of Jareth, King of the Goblins returns for another year at Hogwarts with his best friends at his side.

A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History

2009-01-01T22:03:20-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Alastor M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,159, Reviews: 42 Updated: 1-1-09 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Will have a sequel.

How to Say Open

2008-10-11T00:21:09-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.

The Boy's New Family

2008-07-13T19:23:11-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-13-08
Status: Complete

There is a very good reason that the Jedi Order waits until the age of thirteen before they send unsuitable candidates to Agricorps.

A Clone Named Jedi

2008-06-15T02:40:59-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Through an odd bit of fate, it was discovered shortly after the Battle of Geonosis that a Force sensitive clone had been born. While he may have named himself Jedi, he must follow a different path.

How To Serve Yeerk

2008-06-14T17:52:57-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,073, Reviews: 65 Updated: 6-14-08 Published: 1-7-06
Status: In-Progress

This is a book on how to serve Yeerk. Praised by Andalite Scoopkeeping amongst other wonderous publications throughout the galaxy.

Trading Universes

2008-06-10T00:36:24-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Babylon 5 and StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: P. Chekov
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,150, Reviews: 17 Updated: 6-10-08 Published: 9-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Alfred Bester is stuck in twentieth century San Francisco trying to help steal a pair of whales to save an Earth that isn't his, while Pavel Chekov is stuck on Babylon 5 trying to figure out what to do with a bunch of rogue telepaths. REWRITTEN FR CH 2 ON

It All Started With A Joint

2008-06-09T17:30:54-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: J. Sheridan
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,083, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-9-08 Published: 4-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Who knew that bringing marajuana onto the station would create such chaos? Who knew that there were Hippie Shadows? Who knew what would happen when a Labor Law attorney was put in a Shadow vessel? Certainly not the Shadows. Certainly not Sheridan.

Albus and Sherlock Official Hogwarts Pranksters

2008-06-09T16:55:31-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Albus D. & Sherlock Holmes
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,805, Reviews: 34 Updated: 6-9-08 Published: 4-7-06
Status: In-Progress

More than a hundred years before the Marauders were born, a group of students led by Albus Dumbledore and Sherlock Holmes held the title of Official Hogwarts Pranksters. First in a series about Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard and the Consulting Detective.

Harry Potter and the Goblin King

2008-06-01T14:07:21-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Labyrinth and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jareth & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 42 Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover in the Harry Potter Category.

I Should've Picked A Boy

2008-05-15T01:25:25-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-15-08
Status: Complete

Dreading the reaction he'd get when he reached the checkout counter, Darth Bane begins to regret picking a girl for an apprentice.

The Sith Lord and His Padawan

2008-04-24T20:46:23-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,124, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-24-08 Published: 4-23-08
Status: In-Progress

After three years on Tatooine, Lena finally leaves and meets her former master on a world where at the order of the Emperor, Vader is being married off in a holonet "reality show". To get back at his master, Vader picks Lena. There will be no romance.

On the Streets of Theed

2008-04-24T20:37:33-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 831, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-24-08 Published: 4-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Eight year-old Lena Fett was captured with her gang through Bail Organa's Child Welfare Initiative. After a year on the run, she has found a home and family on the world of Naboo. Sequel to the incomplete In The Wilds Of Coruscant.

In The Wilds Of Coruscant

2008-04-24T20:36:24-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 814, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-24-08 Published: 4-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Lena Fett, adopted daughter of Jango Fett, survived the destruction of the Jedi Temple. On the run from the newly formed Empire, she joins a gang of runaways in the lower levels of Coruscant. Sequel to 25 Almost Great Escapes which isn't finished yet .

Sybok Pan

2008-04-23T17:12:35-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: StarTrek: The Original Series and Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: J. Kirk
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,810, Reviews: 22 Updated: 4-23-08 Published: 2-9-06
Status: In-Progress

AU Instead of being exiled by his father as an adult, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a Child where he has adventures with Peter and faces the new captain, a Romulan named Tiberius. He is helped by little Jimmy and Spock and the crew of the Enterprise A.

Under Tatooine's Suns

2008-04-23T01:07:49-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Lena Fett is taken to the world of Tatooine after her adoptive brother on Naboo hires Boba Fett to kill her. Spared by her long lost adoptive brother Boba, she finds a job as a hand on the Lars family farm. Sequel to the incomplete On The Streets of Theed

Running

2008-03-11T17:24:14-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,735, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-11-08
Status: Complete

Companion to Repeat After Me. Bester tried to run from the Corps and the life that was a lie many times. AU, or is it?

The Law of the 'fresher

2008-03-11T12:17:41-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 407, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-11-08
Status: In-Progress

Several Star Wars characters learn or relearn the "Law of the 'fresher". Rated T for toilet humor.

Lightsabers

2008-03-06T14:35:48-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

The Obi-wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber scene with a twist.

Waiting For Brother

2007-12-26T16:08:21-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 793, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-26-07 Published: 8-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Anakin Solo has died, and instead of being some blue ghost that wanders around giving advice, he is sent to an unfamiliar galaxy created when Jacen changed the past. A story from the Unfamiliar Galaxy.

What's Retirement?

2007-08-13T22:01:36-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Boba Fett & Jango Fett
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,469, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-13-07 Published: 8-11-07
Status: In-Progress

In what had seemed a different lifetime, one of the galaxy's most successful businessmen Boba Fett had been the feared bounty hunter Jaster Mereel, up until his encounter with the Sarlacc. Now, he's back. Set in an Unfamiliar Galaxy.

An Unfamiliar Galaxy

2007-08-11T03:00:03-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,492, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-07
Status: Complete

A man who once had been Jacen Solo makes a small change in the past that he felt his brother Anakin would've wanted and it changes the entire Galaxy.

Daughter

2007-08-05T22:47:54-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Jango Fett & Boba Fett
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

Takes place in a universe where Jango Fett adopts a baby girl. Companion to Little Sister and prequel to 25 Almost great escapes.

Little Sister

2007-06-03T22:27:21-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Boba Fett & Jango Fett
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

Jango stared at the small pink bundle that had just been abandoned. The childcare holos had all agreed that a child needed some sort of companion to grow up with. He'd start on the adoption papers in the morning. Now to introduce her to Boba. AU Obviously

Their Own

2007-05-20T01:58:52-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 358, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

One extremely disturbing aspect of the human race as seen through a Vulcan's eyes.

Slytherin and the New Ceiling

2007-05-19T23:44:25-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Salazar S. & Godric G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 131, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

Salazar isn't usually in the mood to put up with Godric's idiot ideas, and today is no exception. He just wished that Godric had come up with it at some time other than dinner.

Professor Snape and Wonka's Glass Elevator

2007-05-19T16:30:04-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Harry Potter and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 34 Updated: 5-19-07 Published: 3-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Snape is on an international joyride in a stolen elevator. He is being pursued by the minions of the vengeful Candy maker and Wizard Willie Wonka.

Go Forever

2007-05-19T12:11:28-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,558, Reviews: 28 Updated: 5-19-07 Published: 5-8-06
Status: Complete

All Sai has ever wanted to do in almost every life is play Go, nothing will stop him, not even death. Hikaru and Akira find him in his newest incarnation and it's not what you'd expect.

A Book of Hogwarts Verse

2007-05-06T00:31:22-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,361, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.

Chocolate Frog History

2007-05-01T01:56:19-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 246, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-1-07 Published: 7-31-06
Status: In-Progress

On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.

Only Ten

2007-02-24T15:44:25-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-24-07
Status: Complete

What dastardly plan have the Separatists come up with to win the war, and what does Galactic Children's Services have to do with it?

A Little Stray

2007-02-04T18:53:39-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Qui-Gon J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-4-07
Status: Complete

A Jedi finds an abandoned child in an alley and decides to take it home with him.

The Visit

2006-12-06T19:28:02-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Monk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 401, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-6-06
Status: In-Progress

He rushed through back yards, knowing that if he was even a second late to this particular appointment, his cover would be blown.

Falling Stars

2006-10-19T17:36:49-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dedalus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 261, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.

Repeat After Me

2006-09-11T04:29:13-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

In PsiCorps reeducation is often a last resort. Only used once and never again. On the second time the subject is brought forth the subject is usually terminated. However, for someone as useful and powerful as Alfred Bester........

Patients and Books

2006-09-11T04:11:48-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

What does a patient have in common with a Stephen King novel? That's one question Dr. Franklin never wanted answered.

Routine Interrupted

2006-09-10T17:52:48-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Babylon 5
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 599, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-10-06
Status: Complete

Bester went over his agenda for the day. First order of business coffee...

The Day Boredom Set In

2006-07-15T19:50:47-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-15-06
Status: Complete

Everything is calm and orderly at Chrestomanci Castle, and elsewhere, nobody is calling for help. See what Chrestomanci does when he has absolutely nothing to do.

The Stains On His Robes

2006-07-01T13:58:47-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

A short explaination on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view. Stuck under Dumbledore because there is no Bloody Baron category, and he may as well be telling him as anyone else.

The Tale of the Amazing Ramen Thief

2006-05-19T17:08:10-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Crossover: Inuyasha and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Inuyasha & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-19-06
Status: In-Progress

Kagome has forbidden Inuyasha from having ramen for a month. How will he react? What will he do? And in what new way will he mess up Kagome's life?

A Question of Color

2006-05-19T16:57:12-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kagome & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-19-06
Status: Complete

Kagome wonders what Inuyasha sees when he looks at himself.

The consequences of Mother's chilli

2006-05-16T19:33:37-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kagome & Kouga
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

Why Kouga came to kidnap Kagome with a rag over his nose.

The Truth About Salazar

2006-04-11T15:49:44-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Salazar S. & Rowena R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,564, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-11-06
Status: Complete

What if the story of Salazar Slytherin leaving was a lie invented to cover up the fact that he'd been murdered. Who would do such a thing and why?

The New Recruit

2006-02-07T19:53:01-08:00

Author: Lucillia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-7-06
Status: Complete

A man called Johnston is sent on a five year mission on a Vulcan science vessel, how long will he last?