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The Vader Vingettes!

2007-07-09T15:01:54-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 13, Words: 2,716, Reviews: 35 Updated: 7-9-07 Published: 7-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Vader went to the Dark Side, and now he is paying for his mistakes. Believe me. A series of 500 word vingettes where poor Darth is tormented in ways you wouldn't have thought possible. R&R!

Sith Don't Eat Sandwiches

2006-06-24T11:28:00-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

Darth Plagueis the Wise had one other apprentice, aside from Sidious. Unfortunatly, he was a moron. Oneshot. R&R!

Phobia

2006-06-10T18:19:13-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,706, Reviews: 38 Updated: 6-10-06 Published: 12-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Monologues by different characters explaining their phobia. Rather dark humor, but humorous all the same.

Karaoke Night

2006-05-21T18:14:15-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,577, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-21-06 Published: 2-15-06
Status: In-Progress

After a bump to the head, Nathaniel goes a bit crazy and charges Bartimaeus with a running an interdimentional singing contest. Crossover. ABANDONED.

Land of Fire

2006-05-12T19:02:08-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Pairing: Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-12-06
Status: Complete

Song parody of Boondocks by Little Big Town on Zuko's feelings at the end of Zuko Alone. R&R!

The Boy Who Fell

2006-04-25T17:54:16-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-25-06
Status: Complete

An alternate universe oneshot where Voldemort Oblivates Harry in the final battle to turn him evil. R&R!

Rebels

2006-03-23T15:19:11-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jet
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-23-06
Status: Complete

Jet meets Saint Jimmy of Green Day's American Idiot. Drabble, oneshot. R&R!

Evil Eragon

2006-02-19T10:12:19-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-19-06
Status: Complete

Rated for slight teenagey humor. Very stupid, perhaps very amusing. Parody of the trading in Carvahall in Book I.

My Djinni & Me

2006-02-15T16:25:35-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 296, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-15-06
Status: Complete

A Ptolemy's Gate song parody of My Blanket and Me from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. R&R!

Star Wars Song Parodies

2006-02-03T18:43:05-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,044, Reviews: 22 Updated: 2-3-06 Published: 11-12-05
Status: In-Progress

A Star Wars version of pouplar songs. Currently playing: Ben Kenobi, based on Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles!

Wake Me Up When The Summer Ends

2005-12-28T15:24:18-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Pairing: Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

A parody of Wake Me Up When September Ends from Zuko's point of view. R&R!

Gollum's Guide to Insanity

2005-11-25T17:21:43-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Aragorn & Gollum
Chapters: 2, Words: 872, Reviews: 33 Updated: 11-25-05 Published: 9-19-05
Status: Complete

What really happened when Aragorn had caught Gollum and was taking him to Mirkwood? Short, insane and out of charater. You've been warned. R&R!

And You Want Him to be King of Gondor?

2005-09-20T18:07:25-08:00

Author: Mutant Goldfish
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Elrohir/Elladan
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-20-05
Status: Complete

A short, sweet story about Aragorn's childhood with Elrond. Slightly sickening amounts of cuteness. R&R!