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Progression

2009-10-16T19:35:39-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 26, Words: 41,621, Reviews: 588 Updated: 10-16-09 Published: 12-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort’s return... AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7.

Letters to Erik

2008-02-22T22:44:36-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Christine & Erik
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,890, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-22-08 Published: 2-5-08
Status: Complete

Leroux-based. "Letters to Erik" returns to FFN in order to announce the release of the full-length novel. "A friend will lie about your death to the girl who jilted you," Christine said. "But a true friend will help you carry your gravestone."

An Honest Deception

2007-12-21T21:23:47-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 314, Reviews: 16 Updated: 12-21-07 Published: 6-30-06
Status: Complete

Drabble, which is a piece of writing exactly 100 words in length. Hermione has been gone all night, and the next morning her two best friends catch her in the Gryffindor common room and demand to know where she was. WIKTTfriendly.

Theft

2007-12-11T08:05:48-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-11-07
Status: Complete

A young upstart vampire steals something that belongs to Spike. This was written back in 2000, which was both an election year and an Olympic year. Season three shortfic features offscreen character death and Spike being Spike. Oneshot.

A Love Story in Haiku

2006-08-21T17:13:45-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Hermione has just said something that surprises Snape. How does he react? Oneshot. WIKTTfriendly.

Denouement

2006-06-16T21:59:33-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Erik & Christine
Chapters: 30, Words: 44,688, Reviews: 301 Updated: 6-16-06 Published: 4-20-05
Status: Complete

Based on the Kopit and Yeston Phantom film, that stars Charles Dance and Teri Polo. Picks up when Christine faints after seeing Erik's face. It's mostly fluff, but a tiny bit of plot has crept in. The fluff, though, remains its raison d'etre. COMPLETE.

To Boldly Split Infinitives

2006-05-10T19:59:01-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Spock & J. Kirk
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,211, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-10-06
Status: Complete

A little TOS parody I found and finished recently after it lay dormant for 15 years. Not intended to be high art, but to poke a little lighthearted fun at the characters and plots we love. And some we don't.

A Marriage of Equals

2005-10-12T21:11:14-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,533, Reviews: 31 Published: 10-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Takes place right after the ending of the ALW movie. Both Raoul and the Phantom get a big surprise.

Erik is Dead: Christine's Lament

2005-09-25T18:36:15-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-25-05
Status: In-Progress

Another Sonnet, expressing Christine's feelings when she first reads the sad news in l'Epoch.

The Unfinished Epic

2005-09-19T17:39:29-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 905, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-19-05
Status: Complete

Spike hangs out around a campfire with the Scooby Gang, and tells them a story without an ending. Oneshot.

Sonnets for the Phantom

2005-08-13T23:37:03-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 475, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-13-05 Published: 4-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Shakespearean sonnets have very strict meter and rhyme schemes. Here is a sonnet I wrote for Erik, years ago after I first read the Leroux novel. Now added a new one, slightly lighter in tone, but with the same rhyme scheme and meter.

Breaking the Curse

2005-07-20T11:05:02-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,375, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-20-05
Status: Complete

Based on the Robert Englund film. Picks up right at the end, as the credits roll. What happens when Christine hears the street violinist playing Don Juan Triumphant? Warning: this one is fluffy. If you hate the idea of Englund fluff, skip it. COMPLETE.

Rogue's Gallery

2005-06-16T14:11:58-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Rogue & Wolverine
Chapters: 35, Words: 36,133, Reviews: 230 Updated: 6-16-05 Published: 3-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Post-X2 fic. Pyro's presence in Rogue's mind is driving her nuts and keeping her from joining the X-Men. Logan helps her cope, in his inimitable way; meanwhile, Hank McCoy makes a surprising discovery.

Social Obligations

2005-06-12T16:04:28-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 75, Words: 69,660, Reviews: 849 Updated: 6-12-05 Published: 4-22-05
Status: Complete

Twelve years after Sarah's Labyrinth experience, she is an older student working her way through college when she gets a unique invitation. Accepting it changes her whole life. COMPLETE! Looks monstrous, but don't worry, the chapters are very short.

A Hostile Takeover

2005-05-07T14:05:42-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,865, Reviews: 24 Published: 5-7-05
Status: Complete

Sarah wants to talk to Jareth, so she wishes for the Goblin King to appear. He shows up, but it's a new king, not Jareth! He takes her back to the labyrinth and gives her an assignment, but it isn't one that Sarah looks forward to. Oneshot.

Thicker Than Water

2005-04-24T00:37:32-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,011, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-24-05
Status: Complete

Lecter comes home and hears Starling crying in the bathroom. What are the long-term ramifications of her unexpected discovery? Oneshot.

Saturdays at Xavier's

2005-04-23T09:37:20-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,084, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-23-05
Status: Complete

It's a nice, typical, quiet Saturday at Xavier's. No, really! It is! Nothing unusual happens at all. Honest! (Sigh) See, I just knew you wouldn't believe me. Oneshot. Might be a little rushed 'cause I didn't want to make a second chapter.

Revival

2005-04-22T21:10:43-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Spike & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,800, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Finally, the long-awaited sequel to "Cry for Help"! All the Spike-lovers who put out contracts on me after that story may now relax and cancel them. Our Boy is back! Incompleteoneshot, but it gives you a sense of what will happen.

Repercussions

2005-04-22T20:50:09-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-22-05
Status: Complete

Counterpoint: Buffy's view of her experience in "heaven" and her meeting with Angel, followed by Spike's view of the same. Oneshot.

One Watcher, Weighed and Found Wanting

2005-04-13T13:53:27-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Wesley W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,483, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

When Wesley first shows up in Sunnydale, is he really up to the job? Someone else takes on the position of slayer's bodyguard... but not someone she would expect! Some subtle Angel-mocking included, free of charge. Complete.

Glorious Allies

2005-04-13T11:50:10-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Spike & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,025, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

What would happen if things went a little differently when Glory first picked up Spike? What if she decided she wanted a vampire on her team? I should probably include a teensy bit of a gore warning towards the end. Complete!

Speak No Evil

2005-03-23T13:54:51-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-23-05
Status: Complete

Takes place immediately after "Something Blue," when Willow's spell accidently made Buffy and Spike start planning their wedding. This is what might have happened after the spell broke. One shot.

Masquerade Picnic

2005-03-13T20:32:56-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-13-05
Status: Complete

This one isn't satirical or anything just light and fun. To be sung to the tune of Masquerade. Enjoy!

Fondle Me Gently

2005-03-10T20:05:42-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 56 Published: 3-10-05
Status: Complete

This was written in response to the new Schumacher Phantom film. This is what Christine was thinking all the time the Phantom was singing to her and feeling her up. To the tune of Think of Me. Have fun! I did, and it looked like Christine was too!

Angel of Fanfic

2005-03-10T18:16:58-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 45 Published: 3-10-05
Status: Complete

An English teacher's rant about the quality of Phantom of the Opera fanfic out there, written appropriately in the form of a song parody of Angel of Music.

Something in the Eyes

2004-08-28T19:14:06-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 16,407, Reviews: 32 Updated: 8-28-04 Published: 5-8-04
Status: Complete

Labyrinth-Narnia crossover. Sarah from "Labyrinth" befriends Susan Pevensie, formerly a Narnian queen. Together they help each other rediscover their dreams. COMPLETE!

Cry for Help

2004-06-20T00:17:34-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,793, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-20-04
Status: Complete

When Angel goes bad and fires all his employees, Cordy calls on the S'dale gang for help with the Darla, Dru, and Angel situation. Who shows up? Spike and Buffy, of coursethat unstoppable duo who hate working together! sequel is on its wayfret not

Becoming What, Exactly?

2004-06-19T23:32:34-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 27,247, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-19-04
Status: Complete

Written at the end of season 2. When Buffy decides to fly to New York and start a new life, what happens when she sees Spike and Drusilla on the same flight? She and Spike must continue their alliance, but where does Angel fit in?

More Fool Him

2004-06-19T22:16:48-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-19-04
Status: Complete

After the episode Fool for Love, when Spike tells Buffy about how he killed the other two slayers, here is what might have happened right after the credits rolled. Pure fluff you have been warned!

A Certain Level of Trust

2004-06-02T12:02:10-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,136, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-2-04
Status: Complete

Beginning of season 3 After Buffy's return to Sunnydale, and old enemy returns. She and Spike must learn to trust each other in order to defeat him.

Need Fulfillment

2004-06-02T11:49:35-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-2-04
Status: Complete

Getting her hair cut loosened Buffy's brain and lets her have an epiphany about Spike! Fluff alert: this is just romance, with no evil baddies or plot twists or anything else.

Much Ado about some XMen

2004-06-02T11:31:39-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rogue & Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,208, Reviews: 20 Published: 6-2-04
Status: Complete

Rogue's friends play a Shakespearean trick on her and the Wolverine. Oneshot.

Confrontations

2004-05-12T17:42:39-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,752, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-12-04
Status: Complete

Spike confronts Buffy Faith confronts herself. Takes place immediately after Faith and Buffy's body switch.

Where Were You When the World Fell Down?

2004-05-08T22:27:04-08:00

Author: Clever Lass
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,651, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-8-04
Status: Complete

Oneshot: A political upheaval causes the end of the world. What happens to Sarah? Saccharine fluff, JS.