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Cruel and Unusual

2009-11-18T13:30:16-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Wizards of Waverly Place
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Justin R. & Alex R.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,020, Reviews: 27 Updated: 11-18-09 Published: 11-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Justin/Alex. After screwing up big time, Alex is sent to summer school. In the wizarding world. ...in the 19th century. And yeah, okay, she's totally taking Justin with her.

Charmed and Dangerous

2009-11-12T22:00:24-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Wizards of Waverly Place
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alex R. & Justin R.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,478, Reviews: 69 Updated: 11-12-09 Published: 9-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Justin/Alex. Max accidentally turns Alex into an elf. And you know no one can resist one of those. Justin sure will try, though.

Freak Out

2009-10-28T21:18:39-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,966, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

Samuel, Sylar, Claire. Traditionally, Claire gets cotton candy at carnivals. Today, she's getting a serving of amnesiac serial killer with a side of WTF.

Learning Curve

2009-10-14T22:58:45-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Wizards of Waverly Place
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Alex R. & Justin R.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,766, Reviews: 39 Updated: 10-14-09 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Justin/Alex. Honestly, it's the only time she's enjoyed learning. Collection of ficlets written for the Jalex kink meme on LJ.

Six Times Max Thought He Saw Something

2009-10-03T10:58:49-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Wizards of Waverly Place
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Justin R. & Alex R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,132, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-3-09
Status: Complete

Max, Justin/Alex. And once he almost went blind.

Four Times Justin Was Totally In Charge

2009-09-22T11:14:11-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Wizards of Waverly Place
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Alex R. & Justin R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,959, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

Justin/Alex. He just wanted a book.

Common Sense

2009-09-07T00:19:12-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Wizards of Waverly Place
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Alex R. & Justin R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,029, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

Justin/Alex. So... let's talk about that gaping plot hole for a moment.

And a Cup of Crazy

2009-08-15T15:38:50-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kyouko & Shoutaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,116, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-15-09
Status: Complete

Shou/Kyouko. In case you were wondering about the recipe.

Dirty Things

2009-08-03T00:37:55-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 9, Words: 22,491, Reviews: 155 Updated: 8-3-09 Published: 4-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Sylar/Claire, Claire/Nathan. Story of a boy and his toy.

Miscellany

2009-06-26T20:46:12-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Claire B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,677, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-26-09
Status: In-Progress

Sylar/Claire. It made sense in the beginning.

Children of Cain

2009-06-18T11:36:37-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Kings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: David S. & Jack B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Silas, Jack/David. After the plague, the king takes his boys fishing.

Tactical Error

2009-04-18T10:29:45-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,645, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire. Sylar's proposal is pure logic. Claire's refusal is an exercise in common sense. Sort of.

Shining or Otherwise

2009-04-14T23:52:54-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Nathan P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,655, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

Nathan/Claire. She'd like to help him out of that armor.

Cloak and Dagger

2009-04-14T23:49:18-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Kings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: David S. & Jack B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,453, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

Silas, implied Jack/David. Not even Silas prepared for this.

Last Lullaby

2009-03-21T22:48:34-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,767, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Sylar, Noah Gray, Peter, Claire. The many ways he tried to save his son and the countless ways he failed.

Mirror Image

2009-03-03T21:17:51-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

Sylar, Claire. On his way to his father's house, Sylar makes a phone call.

Total Bargain

2009-02-11T09:28:56-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Push
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Nick G. & Cassie H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 38 Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Nick/Cassie. So, how'd Cassie get to Hong Kong?

Memento

2009-01-01T14:24:38-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,132, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire. There are some things only a mother would know.

All the Wild Horses

2008-12-22T00:41:09-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,365, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

Sylar, Claire. Wonder what his first stop will be.

Flipside

2008-12-14T13:45:28-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,337, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

Gabriel/Claire/Peter. Huh. They never talk about Christmas of 1995. Probably because it never happened.

Sons of Good Fathers

2008-12-08T12:29:23-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,732, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-8-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire. Time for you to have a chat, you guys.

Anthology

2008-11-29T21:46:00-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Claire B. & Elle B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,392, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-29-08 Published: 11-13-08
Status: In-Progress

25 ficlets, pulled from the Random Pairing Generator. Up: Peter/Sylar; Claire/Lyle; Isaac/Simone; Haitian/Maya; Claire/Elle; Noah/Claire; Sylar/Nathan; Matt/Peter; Caitlin/Ricky; Nathan/Meridith; Claire/Ando; Lyle/Peter; Peter/Claire; Claude/Noah; Matt/Te

Gridlocked

2008-11-23T19:42:08-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sarah W. & John C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,703, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

Casey/Sarah. Yup, it's going to be one of those days.

Three Mothers Noah Gray Never Had And One He Did

2008-11-20T19:03:45-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Elle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,849, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-20-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Maya; Sylar/Elle; Sylar/Claire. I'm totally lying. This is all about Sylar and the kid.

Initiation

2008-11-16T10:58:40-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,340, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire. Even a serial killer can't resist a girl in uniform.

Uncles for Dummies

2008-11-06T10:09:07-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,019, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-6-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire. A good girl can change.

Mediator

2008-10-29T23:20:13-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,107, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-29-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire/Peter. ...so, here are some other things that brothers do together.

Circsumv, Sircumv, The Old Reach Around

2008-10-20T21:15:45-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Arrested Development
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,372, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Michael/Lindsay. Who the hell let Tobias go on Nancy Grace?

Biblical

2008-10-20T21:13:08-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,733, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire. Sylar doesn't break things; he fixes them.

Spotted!

2008-10-20T21:10:17-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Claire B. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,719, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire/Peter. Ever wonder what kind of job Elle took after Angela fired her?

Product Placement

2008-08-16T10:47:30-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyouko & Shoutaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,368, Reviews: 40 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

Shou/Kyouko. Shou's written a new song. And he wants Kyouko in the PV.

Ennui

2008-02-12T11:05:30-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sarah W. & John C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Casey/Sarah. Chuck hasn't flashed in a week. And Sarah and Casey are bored. Too bored.

Fair

2008-01-26T22:56:12-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bumblebee & Sam Witwicky
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Sam/Bee. Hey, lady, maybe the giant robot is trying to tell you something?

21

2008-01-26T22:53:57-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: 30 Rock
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Jack/Liz. There are things even Dr. Spaceman thinks just ain't right.

Three Superteams That Never Took Off

2008-01-26T22:39:14-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Peter P. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,699, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Matt/Mohinder; Peter/Claire; Adam/Ando. Hi, these things never happened.

Five Idiots That Seriously Piss Agent Casey Off

2008-01-26T22:35:17-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Sarah W. & John C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Sarah/Casey. Mostly, the leprechaun.

Five Holidays Dean Never Screwed Up

2008-01-26T22:32:08-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Sam/Dean. It's an evil turkey.

Five Centuries Ando Made Hiro Steal Souvenirs From

2008-01-26T22:29:38-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hiro N. & Ando M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Hiro/Ando. Technically, Ando-kun, this is not a century.

Five

2007-05-27T18:16:50-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

Jack/Elizabeth. The Five Endings They Couldn't Afford and Would Have Never Happened Anyway.

Comeuppance

2007-01-27T17:46:24-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Basch & Ashe
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,207, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-27-07
Status: Complete

Basch/Ashe. It's hard to plot against someone so cute.

Ruin Impediment

2007-01-14T14:42:17-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ashe & Basch
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,572, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

Basch/Ashe. Then she turned sixteen and ordered him to wait for her.

Faux Pas

2007-01-07T13:00:04-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Basch & Ashe
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,440, Reviews: 35 Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

Bet you never knew how involved Vossler was with designing Ashe's default outfit.

Causality

2007-01-06T19:50:53-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Xenosaga
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Jin & Shion
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,561, Reviews: 32 Updated: 1-6-07 Published: 11-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Jin/Shion. What gives purpose to behavior is not always rational, irrational, or imaginary.

2006-10-21T14:31:52-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Byakuya/Rukia. It's not exactly a secret.

Of Birds

2006-07-21T20:28:21-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 784, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

Jack/Elizabeth. Because future generations will ask awkward questions, too.

Sailing 101

2006-07-09T01:30:33-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

Jack/Elizabeth. That compass is made of awesome.

Emo

2006-04-08T15:38:26-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,700, Reviews: 40 Published: 4-8-06
Status: Complete

Sam/Dean. The thing about orphans was the emo.

Bonhomie

2006-04-08T15:32:50-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Shannon & Boone
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,097, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-8-06
Status: Complete

Shannon/Boone. Shannon likes it.

Eldest

2006-01-09T15:57:33-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,750, Reviews: 48 Published: 1-9-06
Status: In-Progress

Peter/Susan. It's all fun and games until someone breaks.

Incentive

2006-01-06T13:58:57-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,232, Reviews: 59 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

Peter/Susan. Ah, youth.

Viscosity

2005-04-29T12:04:22-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Full Metal Panic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,793, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-29-05
Status: Complete

Sousuke/Kaname. 'Cause it's all about the chemistry.

Sum

2004-09-06T14:16:50-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kagome & Naraku
Chapters: 1, Words: 931, Reviews: 57 Published: 9-6-04
Status: Complete

Naraku/Kagome. What beauty lies in numbers.

Disciple

2004-08-21T18:51:53-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kagome & Miroku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,032, Reviews: 35 Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

Miroku/Kagome. He has an evil plan.

Worthwhile

2004-08-21T16:17:57-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rikku & Wakka
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,784, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

Wakka/Rikku. You know, the Al Bhed have another, less profound, saying. Touch the leader's daughter and DIE.

Alas, Poor Yorick!

2004-08-12T22:10:15-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,432, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-12-04
Status: Complete

Sirius/Hermione. How the story of Little Red Riding Hood went horribly wrong.

Puppies

2004-07-18T22:22:48-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,394, Reviews: 159 Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

Bad Rin, bad!

Kept

2004-06-26T16:39:51-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 40 Published: 6-26-04
Status: Complete

Jack/Elizabeth. Why trying to housebreak him is an awfully bad idea.

Up the Spout Again

2004-05-26T00:46:41-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kagome & Naraku
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 45 Published: 5-26-04
Status: Complete

Kagome/Naraku. At the brink of a new millennium, he is tired.

Vigil

2004-05-26T00:44:39-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kohaku & Sango
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-26-04
Status: Complete

Kohaku/Sango. Her favorite word is yes.