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Dutch the Clutch? How About Shawn the Prawn?

2009-02-05T10:27:21-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Shawn S. & K. Vick
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,214, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Shawn day as a restaurant's shrimp went from boring to worse. Takes place season 1, after Shawn vs. the Red Phantom.

One Day in the Classifieds

2009-01-22T09:22:29-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Short and poignant. Yes, I stole this from a famous author. It just worked so well. The summary is longer than the fic itself.

River's Communion

2008-12-01T05:08:59-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: River & Simon
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-1-08
Status: Complete

After Objects in Space, Simon finds himself having another strange conversation.

In a Gadda Da Vida, Baby

2008-11-19T11:01:56-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sam W. & Bobby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

Follows Rock a Bye Baby. The boys and girl are at Bobby's. Castiel makes an appearance. Wincest overtones if you stand on your head and squint really hard.

Rock a Bye Baby

2008-11-17T14:19:23-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sam W. & Ruby
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

9 months after that day. Of course they'd be consequences. Two f-bombs.

New World Second Chances

2008-09-12T09:11:49-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,504, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

A Rose/Duplicate Ten fanfiction of 50 drabbles. The one adventure he can now have.

Not Another 316 AU Fic

2008-08-29T07:46:21-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Sam W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,624, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-29-08 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

How many ways can Sam save Dean? Due to the proliferation of "No Rest for the Wicked" tags and AU fics out there, I'm going to post all my ideas under one story title. Each chapter will be a complete idea.

Shawn and the DIY Project

2008-06-02T12:23:16-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-2-08
Status: Complete

A pre-series fic explaining just why Shawn's hair always does that. Totally inspired by that line in The Old and the Restless, where Shawn says to Gus, "You know I've got way more electricity up here than you!" while pointing at his hair.

Cheater

2008-05-12T04:39:13-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

A glimpse into the school life of Shawn Spencer.

A Little Practice

2008-03-04T16:17:25-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sam W. & Missouri M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

Missouri helps Sam understand his telekinesis. Season 3 AU. Follows after A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes.

Untitled Jo and Dean Fic

2008-03-04T16:15:51-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Jo H. & Dean W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-4-08 Published: 9-20-07
Status: Complete

This just came to me a few weeks age. AU in that Jo has joined the boys on their hunts and Dean's soul is safe. Chapter 1 is Jo's pov. Chapter 2 is Dean's pov.

The Ghost in the Machine

2008-03-04T16:13:46-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,292, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

atlantisIntelligence activated. Spans from 10,000yrs ago to The Return pt 2. Atlantis-the city-POV and Atlantis-the intelligence-POV.

One Plain Day

2008-01-17T13:06:56-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

An average work day in the life of Carlton Lassiter. There are no cases, just paperwork. Short, written during class a couple days ago.

The Wayward Child

2008-01-10T04:56:36-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,633, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

Who is the mysterious woman that appeared inside the Tardis? A rewrite of The Christmas Invasion, written 9 months ago. As many others did, I thought of a way to bring Rose back. Was originally going to be part of a series, but the idea was scrapped.

A Sunday tag

2008-01-08T13:03:31-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

Atlantis POV. A Sunday drabble.

Seattle's Weird

2008-01-08T12:52:00-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Reaper
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

A Supernatural Reaper crossover. From Dean's POV.

The Only Five Times Jayne Cried

2008-01-08T12:26:09-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Jayne & River
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

PostBDM. Rayne pairing. A drabble and a half.

I Was Bored

2008-01-08T09:51:27-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,304, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-8-08
Status: In-Progress

A collections of scenes I wrote while bored. There's really no excuse for the content of some of these.

Five Times River Scared Mal

2008-01-08T04:55:03-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: River & Jayne
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,375, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

without becoming Reaverslayer. Post BDM. Rayne pairing.

King drabble

2007-11-29T16:10:30-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-29-07
Status: Complete

Azazel's plan succeeded. 100 words exactly.

The Blonde in a Red Dress

2007-09-25T06:03:56-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

The Master dreams of a blonde in a red dress. Simm!Master. You know what I'm talking about.

Five Times Simon Passed Out

2007-09-13T10:10:19-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Simon & Kaylee
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

that had nothing to do with being injured PostBDM. SimonKaylee, referenced to RiverJayne.

Legal Loopholes?

2007-06-21T11:19:25-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-21-07
Status: Complete

Sam finds a loophole, because he's prelaw and smart like that. Hooray, it’s another ‘save Dean’ fic. Can’t have enough of those. They’re like Pringles, once you pop, you can’t stop.

The Deal Breaker That Came From Crack

2007-06-21T11:16:21-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,400, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-21-07
Status: Complete

Dean’s time is up and he has a way out. Full of crack!y goodness. Warnings: crack!Jobashing, crack!plagarism, crack!romance, crack!comedicselfreflexivity. I really have no idea where this came from, it just started at 1 a.m. and I couldn’t stop.

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes

2007-06-19T15:29:33-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Sam dreams a deal to free Dean.

Parents

2007-06-19T14:15:47-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Sammy didn't have parents, he had a brother and a drill sergeant. Double drabble written for drabble100 prompt: 027 parents

Fire

2007-06-19T12:34:45-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

About Sam and his interaction with fire. A double drabble written for drabbles100 prompt: 052 fire.

Damned and Blessed

2007-06-05T11:44:21-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

I couldn't help it I wrote a story to get Dean out of his deal. How sure are you that what came back was 100 percent Sammy?

First Series Haikus

2007-04-19T10:05:19-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Pairing: 9th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Part of my Haiku of Doctor Who series. Here are haikus of series one of the New Doc Who.

The Doctors Haikus

2007-04-19T10:00:00-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Part of my “Haiku of Doctor Who” series. Has ten haikus about the ten doctors.

Tenth Season What the Heck are We Gonna Do

2007-03-08T13:02:42-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,391, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-8-07
Status: In-Progress

The preseason ten meeting. Part 1 has no spoilers for USA. Part 2 will be after April. Please read and review. Rating for some innuendo.

Your Secret's Safe

2007-02-13T06:15:28-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

Psych My first Psych fic. Short and pretty pointless.

Another Way to End Doomsday

2007-02-01T13:25:27-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 958, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

Doomsday really bummed me out, so I thought of another way to end it. Involves Bad Wolf.

An Alternate Ending to Doomsday

2007-01-09T14:19:44-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-9-07
Status: Complete

I really hated how they ended Doomsday. So I wrote a change. Occurs right as Rose looses her grip.

Holy Loogie

2006-12-14T07:45:43-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

Yeah, thought of this a while ago. Kinda gross. Set after Hell House.

Well, It Started With Star Trek

2006-12-14T07:43:31-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

TenthRose. My fingers ran away with me. It started with Star Trek, then entered romance, then some Jackie got thrown in, and I finally had to end it somewhere.

Are You A Slitheen?

2006-12-12T09:57:31-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-12-06
Status: Complete

Short and pointless. TenthRose, just another way I thought of to make them kiss.

About Time

2006-12-05T09:39:08-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

Happens after The Satan’s Pit. Short and pointless.

Afterward

2006-12-05T09:37:52-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

A conversation between Tenth and Rose after they youknowwhat. Short and fairly pointless.

What the Heck are we Gonna Do This Season

2006-12-03T13:45:56-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,420, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

My idea of what went on during the preseason 9 meeting.

Siege Drabble

2006-12-03T13:40:59-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

Double drabble. Takes place after the Daedalus comes to the rescue, beginning of Seige 3. Weir POV.

Bananas are Good

2006-11-30T16:12:29-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 225, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

TenthRose do something that could be construed two different ways. Untamed innuendo abound.

We Are Both Hunters

2006-11-14T07:44:36-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

A parody of the Weezer song We Are All on Drugs. Can be sung by either brother.

Stargate Voyager

2006-09-26T10:00:42-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,174, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-26-06 Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

What if the Stargate Sg1 crew and the Star Trek Voyager crew met up.

Goodnight Names

2006-08-07T13:06:48-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 24 Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Sammy is a cute name for Sam, but what cute name does Dean have? The boys figure it out as they say Goodnight.

Alternate Ending for Beachhead

2006-07-29T11:41:31-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Vala & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,903, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

I was watching the ep reacently and I thought of an alternate ending for it.

Two Pilots in Fair Atlantis

2006-06-04T13:24:26-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

I thought of this after I watched The Long Goodbye. A parody of the introduction to Romeo and Juliet.

One Gate

2006-06-04T13:22:20-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 657, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

My take on the soontobe decadelong Stargate experience. A parody of the Barenaked Ladies song One Week.

I Need My Heroes

2006-06-04T13:21:03-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

How I felt when I watched the season finale. A parody of the Bonnie Tyler song 'I Need A Hero.' Spoilers for 220: Allies.

Accidentally in Love

2006-05-16T07:00:08-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Jackson, D. & Vala
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

A parody of the song by Counting Crows. From Daniel's perspective in season nine.

Vulnerable

2006-04-25T10:20:24-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jackson, D. & Vala
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-25-06
Status: Complete

Just a little postOrigin tag I thought of today.

The Easiest Way to Kill A Wraith

2006-04-15T12:27:45-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

The title really says it all. It's just a short drabble, kind of a follow up to The Truth About Vampires.

Crawling in the Dark

2006-04-15T12:26:52-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

A songfic, as sung by Harry Potter.

The Most Improbable Solution to Atlantis' Problem

2006-04-14T09:58:21-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,341, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Title says it all.

The Most Improbable Solution to the SGC's Problem

2006-04-14T09:51:55-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,980, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

The title pretty much says it all.

Power Versus Looks

2006-03-17T10:20:49-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

Just a bit of harmless drabble, please read.

Clocks

2006-02-16T09:05:54-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Strange Days at Blake Holsey High
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,249, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-16-06
Status: Complete

Strange things are happening with involving clocks. Takes place six years after Strange Days Conclusions.

Ani's Tale

2005-12-08T16:33:44-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-8-05
Status: Complete

A spoof of the song 1985, about Anikin Skywalker.

Child's Play

2005-06-16T16:36:00-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,828, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-16-05 Published: 8-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 6 added finally! It's about what happens when Rodney accidentally activates some Ancient technology. Don't worry the story's not as stupid as it sounds mostly because I suck at summaries. Please read.

Umbridge's War Theme

2005-06-16T16:33:47-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Dolores U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 445, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

This is the song that I imagine Dolores Umbridge singing in her office as she's trying to take over Hogwarts. It's set to the tune of Genie in A Bottle.

Stargate Atlantis Slightly Screwed Musical Recap

2005-03-19T13:48:37-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,741, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-19-05
Status: In-Progress

What if the Stargate Atlantis crew had to perform a re-cap of their first adventure, live on stage, in musical form?

Harry Potter in Cheyenne Mountain

2005-02-27T13:08:57-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,065, Reviews: 45 Updated: 2-27-05 Published: 1-30-05
Status: In-Progress

What if the barrier between platforms nine and ten inexplicably connected to the stargate in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex. Harry PotterStargate Sg1 crossover.

I Can Turn Invisible

2004-11-18T16:54:41-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Invisible Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-18-04
Status: Complete

A parody of Pat Benatar's 'Invincible' as sung by Darien Fawkes.

Two Are Better Than One

2004-10-30T11:07:29-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Andromeda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,462, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-30-04 Published: 10-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Harper and his 'genius' are at it again.

Destined A Pair

2004-09-29T16:33:32-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Roswell
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-29-04
Status: Complete

A spoof of Madonna's 'Like A Prayer' about Max and Liz of Roswell.

A Land Down Under

2004-09-29T16:28:08-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-29-04
Status: Complete

A spoof of 'I Come From A Land Down Under' by Men At Work. About Stargate Atlantis, as sung by Major John Sheppard.

Until the Day I Die

2004-09-20T17:09:07-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-20-04
Status: Complete

A parody of 'Until the Day I Die' by Story of the Year. What was going through Jack's mind when Sam told him Pete proposed to her.

The Anthem of SG1

2004-09-17T12:50:00-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 851, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-17-04
Status: Complete

The members of SG1 sing a song.

Happily Ever After

2004-09-08T16:33:37-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-8-04 Published: 9-7-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! A fluffy sequel to my 'Mentality' story, sorta. Basically Jack and Sam get...Read it to find out.

The Wraith Are The Bad Guys

2004-09-07T12:46:42-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-7-04
Status: Complete

A parody of 'Hero' by Chad Kroger and Josie Scott, from the Spiderman 1 soundtrack.

A Wacky Date

2004-09-07T12:39:42-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 963, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-7-04
Status: Complete

What happens during a date between Harry and Ginny?

Carson's Not So Excellent Adventure

2004-09-04T07:47:23-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,548, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-4-04 Published: 8-21-04
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Dr. Carson Beckett tries to use Ancient's technology again.

Sweet Dreams

2004-08-21T12:19:02-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-21-04
Status: In-Progress

One of Rodney McKay's more memorable dreams.

What Would They Say

2004-07-30T13:18:40-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,235, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-30-04 Published: 6-13-04
Status: Complete

What would they various characters fom the Harry Potter novels say if they saw or heard about various things happening.

Operation: Drive O'Neill Nuts

2004-07-30T13:13:35-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,462, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-30-04
Status: Complete

What Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c decide to do to Gen. O'Neill for April Fool's.

The Truth About Vampires

2004-07-30T12:50:05-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-30-04
Status: Complete

The unknown truth about the origins of vampires.

Mentality

2004-07-17T11:49:43-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,966, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-17-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! A very weird time for Samantha Carter. Oh, I suck at summaries, please read it.

You Are My Fire

2004-07-17T11:12:08-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-17-04
Status: Complete

A parody of I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. As sung by Harry Potter to the woman he loves.

What IF

2004-07-11T12:44:05-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 972, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Alternate scenes I have imagined for the Harry Potter saga.

This Veelaoid Dream

2004-07-02T11:32:05-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Ron W. & Fleur D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-2-04
Status: Complete

A parody of 'This Celluloid Dream' by AFI, as sung by Ron Weasley.

Harry's Mom

2004-07-02T11:29:10-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-2-04
Status: Complete

A parody of 'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains of Wayne, as sung by James Potter.

Don't Wanna Be Larger Than Life

2004-06-19T12:19:32-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-19-04
Status: Complete

A parody of 'Larger Than Life' as sung by Harry Potter.

Love's Reunion

2004-06-18T12:12:40-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jackson, D. & Sha're
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,871, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-18-04
Status: Complete

Complete! Daniel Jackson and Shau'ri are reunited at last. Takes place in the current season.

Harry Potter Twelve Days of Christmas

2004-06-13T13:48:00-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-13-04
Status: Complete

A familar Christmas song with a Harry Potter twist.

Don't Let Me Get Him

2004-06-05T12:48:40-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

A parody of the song Don't Let me Get Me

Loser

2004-06-05T12:47:28-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

A parody of the song Hero

Livin' La Vida Trelawney

2004-06-05T12:46:44-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

A parody of the song Livin' La Vida Loca. It's about Professor Trelawney as sung by Harry Potter.

Smooth Voldemort

2004-06-05T12:39:50-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 225, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

A parody of the song Smooth Criminal.

A Harry Flintstones

2004-06-05T12:38:59-08:00

Author: mermaid2bseeker
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

A parody of the Flintstones theme song.