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The Other 11,001 Things to be Miserable About

2009-11-13T01:59:20-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,782, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-13-09 Published: 9-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Hermione does not take disappointment sitting down. Draco does not handle falling in love standing upright. A love story of public drunkenness, family legacies, bad hair, quidditch, melancholy caribou, and falling down. A lot. DMHG, EWE.

The Hazards of Love

2009-11-07T02:15:01-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Jareth
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,275, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-7-09
Status: Complete

Some choices remain the same, some debts go unpaid. The Labyrinth keeps her king, whatever the cost.

Comparative Linguistics

2009-10-31T02:28:26-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: N. Uhura & J. Kirk
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

She was a linguist before anything else, and she knew that only the smallest part of communicating was the actual choice of words. Uhura considers the men in her life. SpockUhura with some Kirk!love on the side.

Fairest

2009-09-09T02:17:59-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sarah & Jareth
Chapters: 7, Words: 52,770, Reviews: 32 Published: 9-9-09
Status: Complete

A spell cast. A favor sealed in blood. Beware the bargains you make with the Labyrinth. A dark retelling of a classic fairytale. Resurrected and reposted.

Divinest Sense

2009-08-07T00:50:55-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Greek Mythology
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Apollo
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Much madness is divinest sense/to a discerning eye. Cassandra finds consequences in love and divided loyalty.

A Delicate Matter Requiring Some Edification

2009-08-07T00:44:37-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Marital felicity meets a snag four years in the making. Darcy has an astonishingly long memory.

Antagonism By Any Other Name

2009-08-07T00:22:36-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Sarah & Jareth
Chapters: 1, Words: 913, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

...just wouldn't be the same, would it? Jareth saves Sarah's life. Sarah is not appreciative. Now with 150 percent more versimilitude!

Meanwhile

2009-06-09T02:41:31-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Jareth & Sarah
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,622, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

What a charming wine your tears make as I raise my cup to drink your fate. Meanwhile... REPOST

Crystal

2009-06-09T02:37:00-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Jareth & Sarah
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,919, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Saying sorry won't ever be enough. "You have squandered my love." REPOST

Not a Single Star

2009-06-07T21:40:30-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sarah
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,378, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

-Not a single star will be left in the night. The night will not be left.- Sarah finally finds her way back to the Labyrinth. A few things have changed.

Incursion

2009-06-07T21:33:05-08:00

Author: Heist
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sarah & Jareth
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,634, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

There was a reason magic didn't belong in the world Above.