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Just Lucky, They Guess

2009-11-11T11:22:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Blanche D. & Dorothy Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes they wondered how they'd ever gotten so lucky as to find each other. Femme Slash, Odd Pairing.

His Lady Rogue

2009-11-11T11:21:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Joseph & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

A tender moment shared between an introspective Joseph and his lady Rogue. Het.

For All Eternity

2009-11-01T22:27:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

A moment with Cole and Piper as they end the old year and begin the new one as a very happily married couple. Unconventional Het couple in an Established Relationship in an Alternate Universe. Fluff.

How To Surprise A Billionaire In Bed

2009-10-31T23:09:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

Clark surprises Lex -- purely unintentionally. Slash. Established Relationship.

Good Night, Lady Knight

2009-10-31T20:53:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Dorothy Z. & Sophia P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,747, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

It's that time of the year again -- when Blanche's mysterious suitor shows up at the Halloween dance and Dorothy comes as close as she dares to her secret love. Femme Slash.

Where Love Never Ends

2009-10-31T20:52:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Ace Ventura
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,691, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

Ace and Kat bump into each other on Halloween night, and the flames spark. Het with OFC.

Ghost of A Chance

2009-10-31T20:50:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: X-Men and Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Emma F./White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

There isn't even a ghost of a chance that Sean would try to contact Emma from beyond the grave . . . or is there? Het.

Contagious

2009-10-26T12:51:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank & Robert D./Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

One way that Hank and Bobby's first meeting could have gone. Slash.

Sabertooth

2009-10-20T17:50:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Victor C./Sabertooth
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

Sabertooth was the Guess The Character of ForeverInDisney's 5-10-09 trivia challenge.

Lover Bayou

2009-10-20T17:49:55-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Remy L./Gambit & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

Gambit demands to know what Rogue meant when she called him "lover bayou". Yes, Tartarus has frozen over -- I've penned what ended up being a -- insert disgusted face here -- Romy fic!

Colossus

2009-10-20T17:48:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Pairing: Piotr R./Peter/Colossus
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

Colossus was the Guess The Character of XMenFantasies' 5-10-09 trivia challenge.

A Mother's Love

2009-10-20T17:47:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Raven D./Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

She passes through life, seeming not to care save for her own hide but unable to reach those she loves. This is a poetical reflection on Mystique's life.

Crystal Tears From The Heart

2009-10-20T17:46:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lorne & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,287, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

When the mysterious Crystal sets out to confront Angel, she doesn't realize she'll be walking right into the arms of the man she dares not love -- although she already does. Follows the author's Musical Bonding, Love and Karaoke, and Please Don't Go.

As Long As She Loved Him

2009-10-20T17:42:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Step by Step
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

Rich struggles to tell Dana how he feels. Het. Fluff.

Where Dreams Come True

2009-10-20T17:42:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pocahontas
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,150, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

In the sequel to Pirate Turner's "A Shattered Heart", John Smith and Pocahontas risk everything for their love.

Her Purrfect Family

2009-10-20T17:39:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

A reflection on the Catwoman, her world, her family, and the Bat. Poetry.

Storm

2009-10-20T17:38:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

A poem done on Storm for a Guess The Character game.

Neighbor's Viewpoint: Interview with a Pirate

2009-09-30T23:57:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: X-Men and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kurt W./Nightcrawler & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-30-09
Status: Complete

Trish Tilby manages to catch up with Nightcrawler on The Black Pearl.

Neighbor's Viewpoint: Dinner with the Mouse

2009-09-22T23:55:18-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: X-Men and Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Victor C./Sabertooth
Chapters: 1, Words: 711, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

Trish Tilby isn't the only Marvel character to catch up with Mickey Mouse in this installment of Neighbor's Viewpoint.

Neighbor's Viewpoint: Live with Gaston

2009-09-22T23:53:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: X-Men and Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

On her mission to reveal the Disney and Marvel characters' thoughts as to their worlds' merger, Trish Tilby catches up with Gaston.

Her Old Man

2009-09-22T23:51:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Katherine P./Shadowcat & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

A brief moment with Kitty and her old man.

Easter Madness

2009-09-22T23:50:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Dorothy Z. & Blanche D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,366, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

Dorothy makes the mistake of going to the mall with her room mates at Easter time.

Boys Will Be Boys

2009-09-09T21:12:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Chris L. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-9-09
Status: Complete

Chris is unprepared for the conversation he hears coming from Buck's office. BuckJD, ChrisVin. Slash.

His Yummy Creation

2009-09-09T21:10:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Frankenstein
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Pairing: Frankenstein Monster
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-9-09
Status: Complete

His creation stood before him, as stark naked and completely helpless as a newborn babe. Written for Young Frankenstein but can fit any Frankenstein. Slash, Odd Pairing.

Eternity In A Moment Of Time

2009-09-06T23:22:04-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Joseph & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,568, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-6-09
Status: Complete

It's Halloween night. Will Rogue finally find out that she's not as alone as she feels? Het. Follows When Roses Speak, I Don't Want To Miss A Thing, A Simple Kiss, and A Simple Rose.

A Fledgling's Hard Lesson

2009-09-06T23:20:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Spike & Angelus
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-6-09
Status: Complete

Some lessons a fledgling Vampire just has to learn for himself. WARNING: WARPED, GORY HUMOR AHEAD!

Across Eternity

2009-09-02T11:15:55-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Captain Hook & Mr. Smee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-2-09
Status: Complete

James has lost everything to Pan. Odd Pairing Slash. Death fic.

Drizzle Drizzle Sizzle

2009-09-02T11:14:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 149, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-2-09
Status: Complete

Thoughts on a rainy day.

Full Moon Rising

2009-08-26T14:14:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Ace Ventura
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,173, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-26-09
Status: Complete

Ace gets a surprise when he slides into a convenience store with a full moon rising. Het with OFC Pet Detective Kat O'Hara.

Mission For Love

2009-08-24T11:30:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm & Robert D./Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,171, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-24-09
Status: Complete

A moment lost in the tide when the Gold Strike Force had to face fighting the Blue Strike Force, who had sided with Magneto and become his Acolytes. Bobby and Hank Slash; Scott and Jean Het; and Bobby, Jean, and Ororo friendship.

Diner Surprise

2009-08-22T11:34:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Becker
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Linda & J. Becker
Chapters: 1, Words: 773, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

He was the last person she wanted to walk in when she made the bet, but maybe he was just the right one to prove her point to Bob that she could set a fire inside any man. Het.

Storms In The Night

2009-08-22T11:32:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Jubilee & White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,148, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

A storm is upon Xavier's School, and with it comes the thoughts in the dark of night. Het.

Dear Diary

2009-08-22T11:31:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jubilee & Synch
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

An excerpt from Jubilee's diary written when she finally finds out why Everett refuses to make the first move. Het with a very mild reference to femme slash.

For Love

2009-08-10T01:35:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank & Robert D./Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,331, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

Shortly after Hank unites with Bobby, he receives a call from Trish that leads him on a mission that is provoking of the mind and emotional of the spirit. Slash; one-sided het.

Peace In The Night

2009-08-10T01:33:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

A rare peaceful moment with the Three Stooges. Slash.

OneShot Michelangelo

2009-08-10T01:30:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Michelangelo & Splinter
Chapters: 1, Words: 814, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

When Splinter endeavors to teach Michelangelo an important lesson about table manners, Mikey ends up taking out his whole family with one shot.

A Rainy Night

2009-07-26T23:09:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,306, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

A rainy night has Emma deep in thought. Will she ever find what she needs?

A Son's Grief

2009-07-25T10:48:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Force
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Nathan S./Cable & Domino
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Domino watches Cable struggle with the loss of his father. Het.

The Fallen Player

2009-07-20T08:10:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remy L./Gambit & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 685, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

Remy watches Rogue as she walks with Joseph and reflects. Het.

The Spirit of 1776

2009-07-20T08:08:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Boy Meets World
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eric M. & George F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

How will Eric react when his beloved Feeny performs as John Addams? Odd Pairing Slash.

Thomas' Drug of Choice

2009-07-20T08:04:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aristocats
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Thomas O. & Scat Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

Thomas worries over Duchess' reaction as he tries to relax after a play. Het.

For the Prize

2009-07-20T08:02:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Force
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jimmy P./Warpath & Teresa C./Siryn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,612, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

Jimmy finds himself fighting for much more than just the last piece of pizza when he "duels" with Teresa. Het.

The Unlucky White Lighter

2009-07-03T11:00:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Leo W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes a White Lighter just can't win. LPi Het.

Dancing In The Dark

2009-06-30T15:54:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Happy Days
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,022, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Richie waits for what seems like forever for Fonz at the school dance, but when Fonzie does arrive, nothing else matters as the world slips away and they come together in the dark. Slash.

Better Than HBO

2009-06-30T15:50:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Banshee & White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,206, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

When the students are away, the teachers will play. Het.

The Ties That Bind

2009-06-30T15:49:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Jubilee & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,821, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

When a surprising individual brings a dying Jubilee to Wolverine, questions and guilt abound for Logan and Emma. Mild Slash and Het.

An Echo of Love Remembered

2009-06-30T15:48:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: Emma F./White Queen & Charles X./Professor X
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Emma mourns Charles. Poetry.

For Her

2009-06-16T15:45:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Angel & Cordelia C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

Angel lingers for Cordelia. Poetry.

Oreos

2009-06-15T19:47:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

How does Wolverine like his Oreos? RoLo. 100 word drabble.

Stolen Minutes

2009-06-15T19:45:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Raven D./Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

Raven Mystique and Irene Destiny share a few stolen minutes out of time from a hectic world. Femme Slash.

His Cheerleader

2009-06-12T11:10:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Big Wolf on Campus
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Merton wants to be a cheerleader for Tommy. Slash.

Riddle Me This

2009-06-12T11:08:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: The Joker & The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Joker muses on his relationship with the Riddler. Odd Pairing Slash Poetry.

All Yours, All Mine

2009-06-12T10:58:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Prue H. & Piper H.W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Prue's niece, Cole and Piper's daughter, asks Prue a question she is unprepared for, a question that, while thought provoking, gives her a tender moment with her husband. Future fic. Het with OMC Brendan.

Everything

2009-06-12T10:56:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Clark K. & Lex L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,931, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Everything finally becomes clear when Clark visits Lex's grave after Failure and Roles. Clex Slash. Future fic.

Tin Man

2009-06-04T11:05:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: Katherine P./Shadowcat & Piotr R./Peter/Colossus
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Kitty's thoughts circle themselves as she mourns Piotr's leaving and Illyana's death.

The Luckiest Woman Alive

2009-06-04T11:03:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Ororo can hide her pain from all but one. RoLo

Our Poem

2009-06-04T11:01:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote for my beloved Jack that could fit any character penning one for another he or she loves.

You Saved Me

2009-06-03T22:50:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-3-09
Status: Complete

Lex's next poem to Clark after he gives his answer to his plea in "Hero of My Heart". Clex Slash.

Roles

2009-06-03T22:38:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Clark K. & Lex L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,505, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-3-09
Status: Complete

Clark receives a very special phone call. Future fic. Clex Slash.

Emma's Secret

2009-06-03T22:35:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,079, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-3-09 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

Emma has a secret.

Hero of My Heart

2009-05-06T15:05:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Lex has a message for Clark. Clex Slash. Poetry.

Glimmers of Love

2009-05-06T15:03:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Xena & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-6-09
Status: Complete

Xena reflects on her feelings for Gabrielle and all that Gabrielle gives her. Femme Slash. Poetry.

A Hard Game To Win

2009-05-06T15:02:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Becker
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: J. Becker & Linda
Chapters: 1, Words: 667, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Becker manages the impossible!

Shopping Demons

2009-05-06T15:01:54-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 784, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Angel learns one thing he doesn't want to do with Cordelia, and at the end of their date, they astound their friends. Het.

Primal Cries

2009-05-04T18:27:55-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Victor C./Sabertooth & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Logan faces his greatest fear in Sabertooth. Slash.

Scott's Secret

2009-05-04T01:25:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jean-Grey S./Phoenix & Scott S./Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,099, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Scott is hiding something from Jean; she has to know what it is. Het and Slash the latter is not with Scott or Jean .

Special Gifts

2009-05-02T11:35:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aristocats
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Thomas O. & Toulouse
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Toulose asks a simple question that causes Thomas to reflect.

A Father In Wait

2009-05-02T11:32:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Splinter & Raphael
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Splinter advises Raphael when Casey leaves him. Slash.

Tasha's Surprise

2009-05-02T11:31:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: VIP
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Something is wrong! were the first words to flit through Tasha's mind as she entered the office that day.

A Bad Girl's Best Friend

2009-05-02T11:30:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: VIP
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

What will happen when a cop stops Nikki on the way to a rescue?

Parents' First Meeting

2009-05-02T11:28:54-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lion King
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Sarabi & Timon
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Sarabi officially meets Timon and Pumbaa and has a chance to talk to them for the first time. Mild Slash.

The Bluest Eyes He'd Ever Seen

2009-05-02T11:27:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lion King
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Simba & Nala
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Her eyes would be blue, bluer than the loveliest of skies, bluer than the purest of pools, bluer than the blue birds, bluer than . . . His breath inhaled sharply as he saw the face of his dream mate and sighed dreamily.

Who We Love

2009-05-02T11:25:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Drama
Pairing: Lightning
Chapters: 1, Words: 839, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

A man is reminded of an important lesson when talking to his best friend, Lightning McQueen. Slash.

Fur and Ice

2009-05-02T11:24:02-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank & Robert D./Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Fur and ice meet in the night. Slash. Poetry.

Forest Interlude

2009-05-02T11:20:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rubeus H. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Never had he found anything in the enchanted forest like this! Slash and het.

Dark Secrets of the Knight

2009-05-01T11:29:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Bruce W. & Richard G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 750, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

Dick gets more than he bargained for when he asks Bruce for help. Slash with het references.

Only Together

2009-05-01T11:27:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Reboot
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

A tender moment with Matrix and AndrAla wherein she is sick and they must reach a compromise.

Mine When He Snores

2009-05-01T11:09:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wizard of Oz
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

Whether he likes it or not, the Lion is Scarecrow's when he snores.

The Luck of the Spin

2009-04-07T20:25:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Rahne S./Wolfsbane & Dani M./Mirage
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,321, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

A simple game leads two New Mutants to face one of their greatest fears and dreams. Femme Slash.

For The Memories

2009-04-07T20:23:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Emma F./White Queen & Scott S./Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes she awoke to hope, but always he came too soon.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: One Day Out West

2009-04-07T20:19:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Buck W. & Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,114, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Buck and Chris may have been rescued, but with Chris still bent on finding his death, they are far from being saved. Slash. AU. Follows Not This Day which follows Come Home, Chris which follows Black Christmas.

Winner Takes All

2009-04-07T20:15:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman & Scott S./Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,211, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Everything changes when Hank goes on Jeopardy! Slash, mild het.

Please Don't Go

2009-04-07T20:14:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lorne
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,045, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Lorne meets his beautiful, mysterious lady again, many months later, in the City of Love, but will she stay any longer this time than the last? Follows Love and Karoke which follows Musical Bonding.

Four Fallen

2009-04-07T20:12:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ace Ventura
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,230, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Four fall with Ace and Kat's fourth encounter.

What She Never Knew

2009-03-25T21:22:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Leo W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 906, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Piper's grief over Prue leads Leo to make a decision that will alter their lives forever. A new look at why Leo accepted the position of Eldership in this story featuring both incest femme slash love and unrequited het love. PrPi, LPi.

His Point

2009-03-17T19:09:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wizard of Oz
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

A parodyish poem, written in a style similar to Dr. Seuss, has Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, and Tin Man facing another case of the Oil Can Miseries only to be interrupted by something quite unexpected . . . Slash, Multiple Lovers, and more warnings inside.

I Never Should Have Let You

2009-03-17T19:06:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

A poem based on Emma's thoughts at the end of her life, concerning all the things she should have done and said and shouldn't have done to Sean, the thoughts that she would like to share with him and that, ultimately, bring her death. Written from her POV

Future Present

2009-03-09T00:25:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Katherine P./Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,433, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-9-09
Status: Complete

Caught in the past, trapped in the present, Kitty awaits the future only one woman can give her. Femme slash and het. Slight AU.

Sean's Hope

2009-03-04T21:47:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Banshee & White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

A drabble based on Sean's last thoughts as he dies.

Kiss of Love

2009-03-04T21:45:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,607, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Emma experiences three things for the first time in her life, two of which she's only ever dared to dream of, never thinking she'd actually be granted them.

Love's Healing Touch

2009-03-04T21:44:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Boy Meets World
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Eric M. & George F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Feeney's sick; Eric watches over his beloved. Odd Pairing Slash.

Love's Dance

2009-03-04T21:42:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: Chris L. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Chris gets a gentle reminder from Buck that he already has something he's always wanted. Slash. 100-word drabble.

His Greatest Weapon

2009-03-04T21:41:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & Alfred P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Batman considers his greatest weapon on a miserable night. Mild Odd Pairing Slash.

A Suck A Day

2009-03-04T21:39:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

A moment with Piper at the end of a hard day.

A Worthy Wait

2009-03-04T21:33:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Patty H. & Victor B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Patty must take her leave at the end of Just Harried.

Vin of the Jungle

2009-03-04T21:31:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Vin T.
Chapters: 2, Words: 618, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-4-09 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Introducing a new AU: Vin of the Jungle!

Logan's Request

2009-02-25T21:21:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Logan wants a piece. 100-word drabble.

A Bamf Too Many

2009-02-25T21:10:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,128, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

A bamf is only a sneeze away for poor Kurt. Slash, Het, and Warped Humor.

Six Words

2009-02-25T21:05:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

A challenge to write a story in six words resulted in our penning these 30 one-liners, including het and slash and ranging from light and fluffy love to the darkness of death and murder. Slash, het, and gen. Also includes anti-Gambit and anti-Jean lines.

The Heart of the Matter

2009-02-25T21:03:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Ororo gets a huge surprise when Logan gets out of bed. RoLo.

Guess The Character

2009-02-25T21:00:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Little Mermaid
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

How fast can you figure out the Disney character this poem is based upon?

Promise Me Forever

2009-02-25T20:57:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kim P. & Ron S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Ron surprises Kim at school. Is it her worst nightmare or best dream come true?

Heaven or Hell

2009-02-25T20:55:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Happy Days and Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,504, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-25-09 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

A slip through time brings the Winchester brothers to a place where they must face childhood heroes, a race, a restless spirit, and one of the biggest questions of their lives. Slash, Wincest, Femme Slash. Supernatural and Happy Days Crossover.

An Alien Valentine

2009-02-14T11:41:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lilo & Stitch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

A Valentine's Day moment with Gantu and 625. Slash.

Their Song of Love

2009-02-14T11:00:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,365, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

It's Valentine's Day, and Gage is determined not to give up. SaG all the way!

King and Queen

2009-02-14T10:59:54-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Angel & Cordelia C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,144, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Can Angel persuade Cordelia that the dress doesn't really matter? Corgel goodness!

His Angel

2009-02-14T10:57:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Tramp reflects while in a moment of happiness and a lifetime of love.

His Forever Love

2009-02-14T10:56:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,968, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

It's Valentine's Day, and Tramp has forgotten about Lady . . . or has he?

Dedication

2009-02-14T10:54:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Leo W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Piper reflects while watching her bartender.

In Love's Arms

2009-02-13T11:03:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Josiah S. & Nathan J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

The death birds are determined to have Josiah, but one stands in their way. Slash.

Marry, Bleep, or Throw Off A Cliff?

2009-02-13T11:01:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Spike & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Spike debates just what to do with Angel. Spangel Slash.

A Taste of Love

2009-02-13T11:00:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Leo W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

He touched his lips to the tender meat and paused, slowly suckling and savoring the juice. 100-word drabble.

Braying For Relief

2009-02-13T10:59:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

What will happen when Eeyore's tail finally stays on? 100-word drabble.

Love on High Seas: Comfort On A Dark Night

2009-02-12T11:20:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Salem S. & Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

His men come to Salem on a dark night. Crossover with Salem Saberhagen of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Faith from Angel, and Magnificent Seven. 100-word drabble.

Talking In His Sleep

2009-02-12T11:18:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Jack's talking in his sleep again; only this time, Will is there to comfort him. Wick Slash.

Just To See You

2009-02-12T11:17:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Two different views of the same problem. Wincest Slash. 100-word drabble.

In His Shadow

2009-02-12T11:15:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Mulan
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

In his shadow, she felt safe. 100-word drabble.

Full Moon Terror

2009-02-12T11:10:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

The Seven are restless on the full moon, and, evidently, there's a very good reason why. 100-word drabble.

The Numbers of Their Lives

2009-02-12T11:07:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

It's the scariest time of the year! 100-word drabble.

The Happiest Place On Earth

2009-02-12T11:05:41-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Magnificent Seven and Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

The Seven visit the Happiest Place on Earth. Crossover with Surprise Fandom. 100-word drabble.

His Aloof Heart

2009-02-12T11:03:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Inez R. & Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Inez's thoughts as she watches Ezra one night. 100-word drabble.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Full Moon Night

2009-02-12T10:41:04-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

The Seven come together every full moon. AU. 100-word drabble.

Belle's Tropical Paradise

2009-02-12T10:39:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Beast brings heat to Belle in the dead of Winter.

A Spark of Hope

2009-02-04T00:40:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Shrek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

On one of the darkest nights in the Kingdom, when all are consumed with grief, one notices a sign of hope. Implied Slash. 100-word drabble.

Poppa Bear Handles A Boo Boo

2009-02-04T00:38:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Tale Spin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Molly gets hurt on a family outing. 100-word drabble.

All The Family

2009-01-28T12:55:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Step by Step
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

At least their family can almost entirely agree on one thing! Future Fic.

One Day

2009-01-28T12:51:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Salem S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Salem longs for the day when the Spellmans will never be able to mess him over again.

Only Each Other

2009-01-28T12:50:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ryan E. & Chad D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

They need nothing but each other to be happy and contented. Slash.

Howling From A Distance

2009-01-28T12:48:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

He watches her from afar, wrapped in a world of shadows, longing, and guilt. OMC.

His Man

2009-01-28T12:47:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Lightning & Mater
Chapters: 1, Words: 728, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Lightning's injuries lead him to a tender moment with Mater. Slash.

Beauty

2009-01-28T12:45:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Gargoyles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Elisa M. & Goliath
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Elisa finds no beauty in fireworks.

Her Turn

2009-01-28T12:41:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Blanche D. & Dorothy Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Blanche makes herself a promise while Dorothy makes her work. Femme Slash.

Not The Nails!

2009-01-28T12:40:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: DarkWing Duck
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Drake's struggles to understand his teenaged daughter lead to tears. Future Fic.

Deja Vu

2009-01-28T12:39:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural
Pairing: Josiah S. & Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

The Seven experience deja vu. 100-word drabble challenge fic.

Never Again

2009-01-28T12:36:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Buck W. & JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

When their contracts come up to be renewed, Buck comforts JD.

Living Happily Ever After

2009-01-28T12:34:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

A brief recap of the Beauty & the Beast romance through poetry. 100-word drabble.

Their Safe Haven

2009-01-28T12:33:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aristocats
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Duchess & Thomas O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Thomas and the kittens rush to their safe haven.

All The Way Home

2009-01-28T12:32:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Jack and Will get a bad waitress. Wick Slash.

Six Weeks

2009-01-28T12:20:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Snow White & Grumpy
Chapters: 1, Words: 653, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

It had been six long weeks since last she had seen her seven loves. Would she ever see them again, or would she die under her Prince's cruel hand? Written from Snow White's point of view.

Satisfied

2009-01-22T10:37:23-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Dopey
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

It can be a hard life sometimes, but it leaves Dopey very satisfied. References Multiple Lovers, Slash, and Het. 100-word drabble.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Magnificent

2009-01-22T10:36:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Vin T. & JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

The Seven view a magnificent sight. AU.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Not This Day

2009-01-22T10:35:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Western
Pairing: Buck W. & Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,300, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Buck's attempt to save Chris may get them both lost forever. AU. Follows Come Home, Chris which follows Black Christmas.

Freedom

2009-01-22T10:33:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,787, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

A writer learns to be careful what she writes when she receives a visit from a freed Elemental.

A Tiger Too Many

2009-01-14T23:16:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Tigger encounters Shere Khan.

Summer Rain

2009-01-14T23:15:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Ezra S. & Inez R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Family duties must take precedence over all else.

Temptation of the Apple

2009-01-14T23:14:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Hunchback of Notre Dame and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Snow White
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Snow White faces the temptation of the apple. Femme Slash Odd Pairing.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Come Home, Chris

2009-01-14T23:13:02-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Chris L. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Will Chris be lost forever in the desert? Comes before the start of the series but after Black Christmas.

Goliath

2009-01-14T23:10:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Gargoyles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Pairing: Goliath
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Goliath.

His Captain, or The Sparrow and The Dove

2009-01-14T23:08:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,044, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-14-09 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Will will not rest until he has corrected the greatest mistake he's ever made, but first he must find the Captain of the Pearl who is so much more . . . Wick slash.

A Love So Grand

2009-01-14T01:17:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Cordelia comes to Angel.

Ron's New Love

2009-01-14T01:16:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kim P. & Ron S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Kim drags Ron and Rufus to a new restaurant in town.

Piotr Rasputian

2009-01-14T01:15:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Colossus & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Piotr Rasputian.

A Taste So Fine, A Thing So Strange

2009-01-14T01:14:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: JD D. & Maude S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Maude offers JD a treat, much to Ezra's chagrin.

We Will Snikt You

2009-01-13T13:03:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jubilee & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Every father embarrasses their child at least once in their time together. Here is the tale of when Wolverine finally managed to embarrass Jubilee. Mild references to RoLo and LoganJean.

The Mouse

2009-01-13T13:02:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: House of Mouse
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Mickey M. & Clarabelle C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Clarabelle and Horace discover the truth of Mickey's words. Unconventional, Odd Multiple Lovers. 100-word drabble.

Friends For Life

2009-01-13T13:00:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Ezra S. & Josiah S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 802, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Ezra's soul is pierced by the bluest eyes he's ever seen. Odd Slash Pairing.

Confessions In The Dark

2009-01-13T12:59:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Salem S. & Sabrina S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Salem misses Sabrina when she leaves for college. An especially lonely night brings him to her dorm room.

Seeking Entertainment

2009-01-13T12:58:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Shego & Drakken
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Shego's seeking to be entertained. DS.

Hope For A Magical Day

2009-01-13T12:56:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: She-Ra, Princess of Power
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,060, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

All these star-crossed lovers can do is keep fighting the good fight and hoping for a magical day. Features two rare, unconventional pairings: one a het incest, the other a slash cross-species.

Token of Affection

2009-01-07T23:46:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Salem S. & Zelda S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Salem is involved in a battle nearly as old as his species when a dog moves into the Spellman household.

Not The Tail

2009-01-07T23:41:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 307, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Eeyore has a close call in this 200-word drabble. Slash.

To The Rescue

2009-01-07T23:40:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Vin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Little Vin has no choice: he must face his monster.

A New Gamble

2009-01-07T23:38:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

He never should have let them talk him into trying it! Modern AU.

Why

2009-01-07T23:37:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Batman contemplates the question many of us have asked: Why does he keep fighting the good fight and capturing criminals just so that they can escape again from Arkham?

The Intruder

2009-01-07T23:26:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 693, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Dick has brought an intruder into Alfred's kitchen. Slash and het. Batman and Robin movie universe.

Hot Like The Sun

2009-01-07T23:24:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Batman and Catwoman get together in poetry.

The Day After

2009-01-07T23:22:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,714, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Prue and her doctor boyfriend have been dating happily for some time when Brendan fails to appear for a date. Now it's the day after, and he has a telephone call to face in this sequel to the author's "A Blessing or A Curse?".

Perfected Destiny

2009-01-07T23:18:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: California Dreams
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lorena C. & Jake S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

With Jake, Lorena feared nothing and knew only happiness just as it was meant to be.

Their Personal Heaven

2009-01-07T23:15:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Shadowcat & Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Kitty awakes to find that she is alone . . . or is she? Kurtty.

Wolfsbane

2009-01-07T23:13:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Wolfsbane
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Wolfsbane.

Monet St Croix

2009-01-07T23:12:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: M
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Monet.

Husk

2009-01-07T23:10:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Husk
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Husk.

Jubilation Lee

2009-01-07T23:09:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Jubilee.

Chasing Rabbits

2009-01-07T23:08:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alice
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Dinah is far too wise to waste her time with chasing rabbits and crazy tales.

Becker's Tweedles

2009-01-07T23:06:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Becker
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: J. Becker & Linda
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Becker's ready for a trade. Slight crossover with Labyrinth.

The Right Bubble

2009-01-07T23:04:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Tale Spin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Shere Khan is discussed by two of his lovers. Slash and het.

Family Ties

2009-01-07T23:03:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Tale Spin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Shere Khan schemes over what to do about Baloo.

Bouncing

2009-01-07T23:01:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Shere Khan's hunt is interrupted.

Another Day In Paradise

2008-12-31T22:59:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jack S. & Will T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,090, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

It's just another day in Jack and Will's happily ever after paradise. Slashy Fluff.

Mouse Attack

2008-12-31T15:42:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: House of Mouse
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mickey M. & Minnie M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Will Mickey survive when he finally shoots off his mouth one time too many? Mickey bashing alert!

Hope

2008-12-31T15:39:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank & Robert D./Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

A world-weary, spiritually-exhausted Hank drags himself home on Christmas Eve, but Bobby is there waiting for him with the answers he so desperately needs. Slash.

White Queen

2008-12-31T15:37:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

A poetical look at the White Queen.

The Way of Love

2008-12-31T15:36:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Step by Step
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Rich and Dana discuss her snubbing Fabio.

Thunder

2008-12-31T15:35:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

The passage of time is like the raging of a storm.

A Stray Tail

2008-12-31T15:31:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

A poor, pitiful kitty suffers at the hands of humanity, as so many do. No one seems to want the cat, but is there Some One who still cares? Poetry.

A Pagan's Prayer

2008-12-31T15:27:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Greek Mythology
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

A Pagan's prayer for peace.

Third Time's A Charm

2008-12-31T15:24:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ace Ventura
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,356, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Will the third time be the charm for Ace and Kat? Follows the author's The First Time He Met His Demon Woman and Close Encounters.

Halliwells

2008-12-31T15:22:18-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

A poem in dedication to the Halliwell sisters.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Black Christmas

2008-12-31T14:38:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Chris suffers through his first Christmas without Sarah and Adam. AU.

A Trip to the Chair

2008-12-31T14:36:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Vin T. & JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Vin would have rather faced anything but this. Modern AU.

Surprises

2008-12-12T23:40:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Pairing: Xena & Joxer
Chapters: 1, Words: 648, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Surprises await Xena and Gabrielle when Joxer goes missing. Femme Slash and Slash.

Autolycus' Oyster

2008-12-12T23:37:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Crime
Pairing: Autolycus
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

The world is Autolycus' oyster.

Christmas Terror

2008-12-12T23:36:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Sabrina S. & Salem S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Sabrina stared at the horror that awaited her in the office, unable or perhaps unwilling to believe the ugly sight. 100-word drabble.

Piper's Favorite Pair

2008-12-12T23:34:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Piper gets reacquainted with two of her favorite things after Prue gets her body back in "She's A Man, Baby, A Man!" Incest Femme Slash.

The Man She Loves

2008-12-12T23:30:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

A brief moment between Piper and Manny/Prue hidden from the camera during "She's A Man, Baby, A Man!" Incest Femme Slash.

Love, A Deadly Emotion

2008-12-12T23:28:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Ganymede won't say he's in love. Nina Bangs' MacKenzie Vampires series.

A Beep Howl

2008-12-12T23:26:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

A PWP starring Wolverine in 50 words.

A Nightmare Come To Life

2008-12-12T23:24:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

It was a scene straight out of Logan's worst nightmares. Not LoganJean.

Shadowcat

2008-12-12T23:21:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Shadowcat.

Nightcrawler

2008-12-12T23:20:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Nightcrawler.

Wolverine

2008-12-12T00:04:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Wolverine. RoLo referenced.

Professor X

2008-12-12T00:03:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Charles X./Professor X
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

A poetical look at Professor X through an admirer's eyes.

Landscape of A Tale

2008-12-12T00:02:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

An empty page is like a blank canvas.

Christmas In St Carnard

2008-12-12T00:00:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: DarkWing Duck
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Gosalyn waits on Christmas Eve, but will her holiday wish be granted? Slash.

Cheesecake or Beefcake?

2008-12-11T23:57:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Blanche D. & Coco
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Blanche Devereaux was spending a rare quiet night alone in her bedroom when her door was flung open and a naked man raced in. Slash.

Angel's Sorrow

2008-12-11T23:46:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Angel & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Only Angel really knows how much of a coward he has become. Sequel to Cordelia's Shadow. Slash and het.

Jack Frost

2008-12-03T01:08:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

A poem dedicated to the Elemental Jack Frost.

Buffy's Heart

2008-12-03T01:06:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Buffy S. & Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

Buffy has a revelation to make before her group goes off to save the world again. Femme slash.

Another Chance In Heaven

2008-12-03T01:05:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pocahontas
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 752, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

A poetical companion piece that sets out to clarify the author's Answer In A Bottle. John Smith reflects while he tries failingly to drink away his heartache.

Merry Christmas, Salem

2008-12-03T01:04:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Salem S. & Harvey K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,028, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

Christmas has come to the Spellman household, and once again, Salem feels left out.

A Nippy Situation

2008-12-03T01:02:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Salem S. & Hilda S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 690, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

He had needs that only she could fulfill!

An Arrow In The Dark

2008-12-03T01:01:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Robin Hood
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

How did Robin Hood get to be so good? Slash. 100-word drabble.

Cordelia's Shadow

2008-12-03T00:59:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Spike & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

Spike lives, loves, and suffers in Cordelia's shadow. Unrequited slash love and tragic het love.

Feeny's Paradise

2008-11-28T10:33:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Boy Meets World
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Eric M. & George F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Eric is faced with a love who can not grant him the one thing he begs for . . . or so he thinks. Slash Odd Pairing.

Just For Tonight

2008-11-28T10:29:43-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Dorothy Z. & Blanche D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Dorothy pleads for Blanche to lie to her just for one night. Femme Slash. Poetry.

Lie To Me

2008-11-28T10:27:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Chad D. & Ryan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 402, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Chad begs for Ryan to lie to him. Poetry. Slash.

Playing with Fire

2008-11-28T10:26:23-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Crime
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Brucey never should have refused her request for a donation for her cause!

Just A Note

2008-11-28T10:23:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: White Queen & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

When Sean upsets Emma and she decides to take it out on the students, can Jubilee save the day, or is all of Generation X destined to fail the pop test?

Too Little Patience, Too Little Time

2008-11-19T12:53:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Becker
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: J. Becker & Margaret W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

Becker walked into the office to find complete chaos.

The Cold Winter Wind

2008-11-19T11:09:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Jubilee & Skin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

A lone figure stood in the graveyard as howling winds whipped her yellow trench coat all around her, but though the Winter wind was icy, it could never compete with the coldness in her heart. Death fic.

A Long Shot

2008-11-19T11:07:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alison B./Dazzler & Longshot
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

A fuzzy and, hopefully, at least, mildly funny snippet from Longshot's and Dazzler's married life together. Warped Humor.

The Last Battle

2008-11-18T20:32:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Neopets
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

It was the last battle Jeran and Kass would ever fight as it brought into question the greatest struggle of their lives. Slash.

Love's Dreams

2008-11-18T14:32:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman & Charles X./Professor X
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,798, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

They thought they had come alone to join those standing for what should rightfully be theirs; they never dreamed their family would not allow them to face their greatest fears alone. A slash story about help coming to California when they needed it most.

Dynamite

2008-11-18T14:29:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

Ganymede watches Sparkle. Nina Bangs' MacKenzie Vampire Clan series.

The Beautiful Light of His Life

2008-11-17T22:42:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Voyagers!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

Phineas considers the beautiful light of his life in this slashy snippet from the end of Worlds Apart. SLASH.

A Deadly Strike

2008-11-16T22:48:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Shrek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Puss' fascination gets the better of him in this 100-word drabble. Slash.

Super Special Bounce

2008-11-16T22:47:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Tigger proves to Eeyore just what Tiggers do best in this 100-word drabble. Slash.

The Change In Andy

2008-11-13T11:04:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Prue H. & Andy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-13-08
Status: Complete

Prue reflects on the change in Andy: "He hasn't touched me in so long now. He hasn't held me or listened to my heart beat."

Nature's Call

2008-11-11T10:57:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Ororo M./Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Logan awakens in the middle of the night, concerned for his 'Roro.

Companionship

2008-11-11T10:55:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Charles X./Professor X & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

A moment with Logan and Charles as they reminisce over lost loves. Set not long after Mariko's death. Slash and het.

The Lament of Pants

2008-11-11T10:52:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Winnie the Pooh and a friend discuss the lack of clothing choices for some Disney characters.

Answers In A Bottle

2008-11-11T10:44:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pocahontas
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

John Smith seeks relief in a bottle, though he knows it will never be granted him.

Fire and Rain

2008-11-11T10:43:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Dorothy Z. & Blanche D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Dorothy waxes poetical while held in Blanche's loving embrace. Femme Slash.

A Flap In The Night

2008-11-11T10:41:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: DarkWing Duck
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Darkwing is the terror that flaps in Morgana's bedchamber.

Vultures

2008-11-11T10:40:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Moo M. & Dakota D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Moo deals with vultures in a way that surprises Dakota. Slash.

A Bull of A Problem

2008-11-11T10:11:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Cowlorado K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Can Cowlorado save the day, or will he get his horns handed to him?

A Waxy Situation

2008-11-11T10:09:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Lumiere makes a problem for himself. Slash and het.

Bottled Life

2008-11-11T10:08:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

A moment with Genie alone in his bottle.

The First Time

2008-11-11T10:06:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: 10th Kingdom
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

The first time Virginia started to drive Wolf over the deep end.

Love on High Seas: Her Fire

2008-11-07T11:09:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Faith L. & Dawson L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

A poem on Faith from Dawson's perspective.

Quality Time

2008-11-05T22:53:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Dakota D. & Moo M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Just a brief moment with Dakota, Moo, and wishful thinking after a rescue. 100-word drabble. Slash.

A Carrot A Day?

2008-11-05T22:51:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 627, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Heroic Samson has a request for his best friend, Prince Phillip, but will his heart's desire be granted? Sleeping Beauty.

Blue As The Ocean

2008-11-05T22:49:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aristocats
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Pairing: Thomas O. & Marie
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

A tender moment between Thomas O'Malley, proud father, and his favorite kitten, Marie. Aristocats.

A Magnificent Halloween

2008-11-05T18:54:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Josiah S. & Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Josiah and Ezra discuss their costumes. Slash.

The Curse

2008-11-05T18:51:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Jack and his crew come across another cursed crew. Surprise crossover.

Nightmare on the Mesa

2008-10-28T13:15:43-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Cowlorado K. & Dakota D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 937, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

It was a scene more terrible than anything in his worst nightmares, but now it had happened and would change his life forever. Slash.

Compelling

2008-10-28T13:08:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Buck W. & JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

Always be sure to keep the receipt! Slash.

Demon Inside Me

2008-10-28T13:04:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sons Of Thunder
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Carlos S. & Trent M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

There's a Demon inside Carlos, and only Trent has the key. Slash.

The Hopper

2008-10-28T13:02:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Snow White
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

Snow White discovers the Seven Dwarves in a whole new manner. Slash.

A Story of Love

2008-10-28T12:55:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Shanghai Noon/Night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Roy O. & Chon W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

O'Bannon needs his own hero to save the day. Slash.

Disney World

2008-10-28T12:54:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

A poem in dedication to the happiest, and most magical place, on Earth, Disney World.

Forever In Disney

2008-10-28T12:53:04-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

A poem based on a new Yahoo Groups mailing list.

Song of Salem

2008-10-28T12:47:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Pairing: Salem S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

A follower's dedication to the great Salem Saberhagen.

The Entrance

2008-10-28T12:43:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Hoggle
Chapters: 1, Words: 595, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

She couldn't have been a girl Jareth had went for nor any one whom he needed to teach a lesson to. She did, however, teach Hoggle a lesson.

Quack Attack

2008-10-28T12:41:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: House of Mouse
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Donald D. & Goofy
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

An anti-Mickey Disney character reflects in this 200-word drabble based on the story prompt "envy". Slash.

Warmth

2008-10-28T12:34:02-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blanche D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

Blanche enjoys a special warmth in the privacy of her bedroom.

A Special Breed

2008-10-28T11:00:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Due South
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ray K. & Benton F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

A story that proposes the answer to the dilemma Ray faces when Benton licks fungus. Slash.

A Creamy Prelude

2008-10-28T10:58:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

Was it really just eggnog? Incest Femme Slash.

Cold Steel, Warm Heart

2008-10-22T11:44:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Captain Hook & Mr. Smee
Chapters: 1, Words: 850, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-22-08
Status: Complete

Smee has lost his marbles; James offers solace. Slash.

Charms

2008-10-20T14:17:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

He had tried to tell himself all night that Jack didn't know what he was doing, but it was becoming ever clearer to Will that perhaps, just perhaps, he was too aware of his charms and was seeking to make him jealous. It was working. Slash.

Ryan's Victory

2008-10-20T14:14:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ryan E. & Chad D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,338, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

When Ryan is attacked, who will stand up for him? Slash.

Screaming Eagles

2008-10-20T14:13:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rose N. & Sophia P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Miama, Florida, where buffalo poop, eagles scream, and Presidents . . .

Their Love

2008-10-20T14:12:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

A missing scene from the movie where Mater laments not getting to say good-bye. Slash.

Righteous Indignation

2008-10-20T14:10:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Behold Jenny's Righteous Indignation.

Triumphant Surprise

2008-10-20T14:09:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

A pro-Cordy, anti-Buffy fic with a twist.

Catwoman

2008-10-20T14:07:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Poetry
Pairing: Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

A poem in dedication to Catwoman and her cats.

One of A Kind

2008-10-20T14:05:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bruce W. & Alfred P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Batman/Bruce chooses a one of a kind love. Slash and het. Multiple partners at the beginning with a definitely unconventional pairing at the end.

Morticia's Discovery

2008-10-20T14:03:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Addams Family
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

She opened the closet to a scene she never would have expected to find in a million centuries: Thing lending a hand. Slash and het.

Firecracker

2008-10-16T11:22:23-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Michelangelo & Raphael
Chapters: 1, Words: 843, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Mikey gets a harsh reminder of how much of a firecracker Raph really is. Slash.

The Mouth Has It

2008-10-16T11:19:41-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Ezra, alone and without a gun, faces down his enemies.

Adventures Under the Moonlight

2008-10-16T11:18:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Aristocats
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Salem S. & Scat Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Two felines surprise each other. Slash.

Love's Caress

2008-10-16T11:17:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Captain Hook & Mr. Smee
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Pale flesh glistened in the silver moonlight underneath the Pirate's watchful gaze. Unconventional Pairing Slash.

Halloween Comes To Pride Rock

2008-10-16T11:15:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lion King
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Halloween comes to Pride Rock.

How Remote Is The Remote?

2008-10-16T11:13:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Hercules
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Hercules' temper strikes again. Slash reference.

Prince Charming

2008-10-16T11:12:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Blades of Glory
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Jimmy looks every bit the fairy tale Princess awaiting true love's kiss, but Chazz is no Prince Charming. Slash.

A Tail of Two Lovers

2008-10-16T11:08:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Shadowcat & Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,359, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Kurt changes Kitty's perspective on tails and fangs forever.

King or Duke?

2008-10-08T18:44:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wizard of Oz
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Scarecrow debates the greatest question that plagues him. Slash.

In Your Dreams

2008-10-08T18:41:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 735, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Sydney learns that some questions are better left unasked.

Requiem For Love

2008-10-08T18:38:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Vin T. & Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

With the loss of Chris, Vin seeks the only release left to him. Slash. Death fic.

Limp

2008-10-08T18:34:05-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Dean and Sam just tackled a ten-foot creature. What are they going to do next? Incest Slash.

Prue's WakeUp Call

2008-10-08T18:31:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Prue H. & Piper H.W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Prue struggles with the changes in her and her sisters' lives shortly after they learn that they're Witches. Incest Slash.

Salmon

2008-10-08T18:29:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Prue H. & Piper H.W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Is it really just a sandwich? Incest Slash.

I Need You

2008-10-08T18:27:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & R. Giles
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Buffy struggles to awaken Giles. Future AU.

Whirlwind

2008-10-08T18:25:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Richard G. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

He was caught in a whirlwind -- a whirlwind of emotion, of pleasure, of -- dare he say it? -- love. Slash.

Long and Yellow

2008-10-08T18:22:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Long, luscious, and yellow, it sparkled at him.

The Ice Cream King

2008-09-23T23:06:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

Ganymede is the King of ice cream. Nina Bangs' MacKenzie series, starring the feline cosmic troublemaker himself!

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Hurt

2008-09-23T11:14:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Maude S. & Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,006, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

Emotional pain comes in many forms. AU.

The Magnificent Seven Cats: Most Precious Prize

2008-09-22T21:22:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-22-08
Status: Complete

They were the Knights of their day, and they had been stolen from. AU.

Anything

2008-09-18T23:15:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Happy Days
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,106, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

What could get Richie to dress in a spangled leather vest, fringed chaps, and a glittering cup? Slash.

Theirs

2008-09-18T22:38:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Chris L. & Vin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

The future was bright, and it was all theirs! Slash.

Big

2008-09-18T20:22:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

Declaration: "Wow, that's a big one."

Love and Karaoke

2008-09-18T20:21:05-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Lorne
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,842, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

He wasn't supposed to be there -- not at that bar, not on that night, and certainly not when she sang. Sequel to the author's Musical Bonding.

Musical Bonding

2008-09-18T20:19:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Lorne
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,586, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

Lorne meets a very unusual woman.

The Hands Have It

2008-09-18T20:18:05-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,195, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

Things were finally going right in Angel's life, and then Cordelia started acting strange . . .

The End

2008-09-17T18:33:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Gabrielle & Aphrodite
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

Gabrielle finally gets to write what she has ached to for so long. Slash.

A Girl So Sweet

2008-09-17T18:31:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

How could the Mad Hatter deny himself a girl so sweet? The answer is simple: He can not.

Need

2008-09-17T18:30:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Becker
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Linda & J. Becker
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

Linda has a need.

It's All In The Ears

2008-09-17T18:28:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

It's all in the ears. Slash.

Oil Can Miseries

2008-09-03T23:18:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wizard of Oz
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-3-08
Status: Complete

Even the most private and intimate of acts can be highly dangerous in the magical land of Oz. Slash.

Over

2008-09-03T23:17:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-3-08
Status: Complete

He was her master, and she was his willing slave. AU fic.

The Touch of His Paw

2008-09-03T23:15:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,617, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-3-08
Status: Complete

A tender moment leads Belle to make the vow that will change their lives forever.

Good Mornin', Luv

2008-08-20T11:47:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

This was how they were meant to be, and they would stay this way forever. Sean/Emma AU fluff.

Waiting For Eternity

2008-08-20T11:45:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

She will wait for him forever. Corgel poetry.

A Fresh Stroke

2008-08-20T11:44:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Mater's and Lightning's new paint jobs bring questions from their friends. Slash.

Coming Home

2008-08-05T15:57:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

When one action causes everything to change in her friendship with Audrey, will Joey run away from or embrace the changes in herself, her relationship, and her life? Femme slash.

His Master

2008-08-05T15:55:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Jack S. & Will T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

He stood alone on the mast, the wind whipping his long hair around as thoughts he begged to leave behind in his bottles of rum whipped relentlessly through his mind. Slash.

Thank You

2008-07-17T10:57:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Storm & Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 769, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

At the end of a long, hard day, Ororo longs for Charles and doubts herself. Set after the third movie. RoLo

A New Level of Fun

2008-07-17T10:55:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Golden Girls
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Blanche D. & Dorothy Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

Blanche shows Dorothy a whole new level of fun. 200-word drabble. Slash.

The Shadow of His Love

2008-07-16T15:55:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman & Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank
Chapters: 1, Words: 670, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

Bobby stands and watches his love from the safety of the shadows, longing for a day that he knows will never come. Slash.

Her Death Song

2008-07-16T15:53:18-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Emma F./White Queen & Scott S./Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 968, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

Emma hears her death song every night in Scott's bed. Not a ScottEmma -- ew! -- fic.

Through His Daughters' Eyes

2008-07-16T15:52:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 560, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

My idea of what Jubilee was really thinking when she was faced with a naked Wolverine.

Sweeter Than Gold

2008-07-15T12:15:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

Will's back is left open during battle aboard the Black Pearl . . . or is it? Slash.

Don't ahem Mess with the XMen

2008-07-15T12:13:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Jubilee & M
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

Jubilee finally tells Monet off for berating her about her 'When I was with the X-Men' stories in such a way that leaves M gasping for breath and struggling just to stand. Slash.

A Little More Fun

2008-07-15T12:11:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Ororo M./Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

A moment in the heat of battle with Logan and Ororo.

Love on High Seas: In The Eye of The Storm

2008-06-25T15:16:43-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Ororo M./Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Or A Storm All Their Own. In the eye of the storm, Logan has other thoughts on his mind. RoLo

Need A Man

2008-06-25T11:53:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Michiru K. & Haruka T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

She needed a man, but she was all the man she could have ever wanted and much more. Slash.

Home Is Where The Heart Is

2008-06-25T07:12:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Shrek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Having the whole world at your fingertips is pointless if your heart is not there. Unconventional pairing fic with Snow White.

A Hot Summer Day

2008-06-25T07:10:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Vin T. & Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 963, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Vin gets too hot. Slash.

An Ayyyyyy In The Night

2008-06-24T20:17:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Happy Days
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

In the middle of night, the "Ayyyyyy" grasped him. Slash.

The Unexpected

2008-06-24T20:15:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Jack of All Trades
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

She should know by now to expect the unexpected with the Governor and the Captain, but still their behavior manages to shock Emilia. Slash.

Just Let It Happen

2008-06-24T20:00:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

Don't resist," Gage whispered into Sydney's ear, his voice pleading and almost begging. "Just let it happen."

A World of Blue

2008-06-24T19:59:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman & Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

Bobby Drake lives in a world of blue. Slash.

Get It Higher

2008-06-24T19:58:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Vin T. & Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,455, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

Five brave men are trapped as they listen to their leader and his lover wage war. Slash AU fic.

Drowning In Regrets

2008-06-24T19:56:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Chris L. & Vin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 958, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

Vin is his anchor when Chris is swallowed by depression in the aftermath of Obsession. Slash.

Together

2008-06-24T19:55:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

A poem based on the saddest scene from The New Law and the family that is The Magnificent Seven.

A Spilled Secret

2008-06-24T19:53:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Inez R. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

Inez was determined to keep the Seven's trust forever, but she could stand it no longer. Slash.

A Nickel In The Right Place

2008-05-14T18:31:43-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Buck W. & JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,415, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-14-08
Status: Complete

Buck is determined to cheer up his Kid. Slash with a hint of implied het at the end.

Futility

2008-05-14T18:29:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-14-08
Status: Complete

They sang to him in the hot air, teasing him with the knowledge of their impending victory . . .

The Call

2008-04-30T23:54:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Joxer & Xena
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Just how does Joxer know when to return from those long walks Xena sends him on? Slash.

The Magnificent Seven Cats

2008-04-30T23:52:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,378, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

The queens of Four Corners await the belated return of the heroic Seven in this new AU.

Like Father, Like Infant

2008-04-30T23:50:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lion King
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

A look into Rafiki's past reveals the reason behind the use of his trademark stick.

Contented Safety

2008-04-30T23:47:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aristocats
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Duchess
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Duchess reflects in the aftermath of her family's adventure in this 100-word drabble.

Truth or Dare, or Show Down In The Men's Bathroom

2008-04-30T10:11:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Happy Days
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,952, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Rich is in trouble again. Will Fonzie be on time to save him, and if he is, will he be able to control his feelings? Warning: Slash.

His Ladies' Man

2008-04-30T10:07:41-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: JD D. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

JD reflects as he watches his lover playing the role of the ladies' man. Slash.

His Hands

2008-04-30T10:05:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Reboot
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 349, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

She has seen his hands invent a weapon from nothing and destroy life, but his hands always give her exactly what she needs.

Death of A Wizard

2008-04-30T10:02:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

He stares down at the cold, lifeless face of the only person he's ever loved and knows that he is the reason why the light in his eyes have dimmed forever more. Warning: Slash.

Love on High Seas: Full Moon Frolick

2008-04-30T10:00:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: 10th Kingdom
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Wolf's thoughts shortly after he and Elvira met for the first time are illuminated in this 200-word drabble.

Love on High Seas: A Sauce All His Own

2008-04-30T09:58:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Shanghai Noon/Night
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Roy O. & Chon W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Chong and Hansel share a tender moment before brunch. Warning: Slash with Alternate Universe 'Original' Characters based on Chong and a mixture of Roy with Zoolander's Hansel and Starsky & Hutch's Hutch.

The Essence of Napoleon

2008-04-30T09:55:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Jack of All Trades
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Emilia finds a surprise awaiting her in the wake of the great Emperor Napoleon. Warning: Warped Humor Ahead!

Discontented Readers

2008-04-30T09:52:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 655, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Cole and Piper discuss the author's Angry Viewers.

Summertime Delight, or Prue, Piper, and Blue Bell

2008-04-30T09:50:55-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Prue H. & Piper H.W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Prue, Piper, and ice cream in this slashy spin on the Halliwells and the Blue Bell. Warning: contains incest femmeslash!

Silhouette

2008-04-30T09:48:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Catwoman watches her Bat in this 100-word drabble.

The Truest Spell

2008-04-30T09:46:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: 10th Kingdom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

When Virginia returns to take Tony home, she finds that not only is Tony reluctant to go but that she also faces opposition in Wendell and Wolf. Slash.

Love on High Seas: Jack Ponders His Problem

2008-04-17T00:02:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Jack S. & Will T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-17-08
Status: Complete

Jack ponders the problem keeping him awake at night. Slash.

Reflections

2008-04-16T22:37:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: 10th Kingdom
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Wolf reflects and realizes he should have just eaten her and been done with it! Anti-Virginia.

Eclipse

2008-04-16T22:34:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Snape reflects in the last seconds before his death. Slash. Death fic.

Desire

2008-04-16T22:31:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Jack of All Trades
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Emilia desires Jack's body but not in the way he thinks! Implied slash.

Love on High Seas: The Game

2008-04-16T22:29:23-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,739, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Poseidon's daughter, Janeesa, determines that she will just have to play the game to get her hunky Pirate!

Love on High Seas: Wesley's Living Nightmare

2008-04-16T22:26:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,882, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Wesley finally awakens only to wish he had stayed unconscious!

Thunder and Lightning

2008-03-28T10:55:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Ororo M./Storm
Chapters: 2, Words: 417, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-28-08
Status: Complete

She is lightning, and he yearns to be her thunder. RoLo. 100-word fluff drabble and a non-fluff, extended version.

The Best

2008-03-28T10:52:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-28-08
Status: Complete

Lightning is asked to describe Mater's bedroom prowess. 100-word drabble. Slash.

Death To the Cajun

2008-03-28T10:50:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Victor C./Sabertooth & Remy L./Gambit
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-28-08
Status: Complete

A tribute for those who are anti-LeBeau, anti-Romy, or both. The Cajun at last gets his just desserts.

A Magical Waltz

2008-03-28T10:47:41-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Defenders of the Earth
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,113, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-28-08
Status: Complete

Jedda awakes to find her bed empty and ends up being reminded of just one of many reasons why her husband is called Mandrake The Magnificent. Fluff.

The Toothbrush Dilemma

2008-03-25T12:11:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Morph & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Morph laments over the fate of his and Jubilee's toothbrushes, but Jubes has the answer to their predicament.

A Howl in the Night

2008-03-25T12:08:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Victor C./Sabertooth
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Logan is forever on the run from his sordid past with Sabertooth. Slash.

The Mutant Thieves AU: Mother Nature Needs Us

2008-03-25T11:54:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Western
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Will Storm be alone when she deals with the head of a railroad who is destroying her beloved forest?

Words

2008-03-25T11:51:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman & Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Words spill from his eloquent tongue, and Bobby is delightfully, and gladly, lost in their swirl. 100-word slash drabble.

Fur

2008-03-25T11:48:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman & Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Bobby Drake loved fur. 100-word slash drabble.

It's Purrfectly Natural

2008-03-25T11:46:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

What could disgust Wolverine?

Soul Storm

2008-03-25T11:43:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Two souls clash in the storm. RoLo

That Darn Mouse!

2008-03-25T11:26:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: House of Mouse
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Goofy & Donald D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Goofy laments over his relationship with Donald and one of the reasons why he honestly hates Mickey. Slash.

Donald's True Fury

2008-03-25T11:23:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: House of Mouse
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Donald D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Donald finally admits the true reason why he's always so angry in this 100-word drabble. Slash.

The Pride of Ireland

2008-03-25T11:15:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Emma has at last found reason to show pride for Ireland.

Kiss Me, I'm Irish

2008-03-25T11:13:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

The true reason why Emma berates Sean for his Kiss Me, I'm Irish shirt is revealed in this 100-word drabble. Fluff.

Close Encounters

2008-03-25T11:11:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

The second time she saw him, he shocked her.

The First Time He Met His Demon Woman

2008-03-25T11:09:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Ace Ventura
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

The first time he met her, he was shocked.

The Mutant Thieves

2008-03-24T23:29:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Western/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,720, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-24-08 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

The story of how the two separate clans of mutant thieves, one led by Wolverine and the other by Remy LeBeau, came to become one family. Along the way, they find love and fight to avoid the law. Romy, RoLo and others. AU.

Californian Fornication

2008-03-19T21:57:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shatterstar & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 731, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

It's Jubilee's turn to drive Sam crazy in this long-awaited sequel to the author's Southern Hospitality.

Chocolate

2008-03-19T21:55:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Ororo M./Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Logan has a major chocolate craving. 100-word RoLo drabble.

Married Life

2008-03-19T21:53:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Sydney reflects in the glow of her marriage to Gage. SaG fluff.

The Gunner

2008-03-19T21:51:18-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Cable gets an unwelcomed surprise.

When Toiletry Turns Deadly

2008-03-19T21:49:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Can any one survive being in the bathroom with Wolverine? Warning: Bathroom humor ahead!

A Shattered Heart

2008-03-19T21:47:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pocahontas
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,600, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Pocahontas reflects on her tragic lovelife. Written from Pocahontas' POV.

A Prankster's Heart

2008-03-19T21:45:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,492, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Will Morph's pranks cost him the love of his life?

Flame On, Jerk Off

2008-03-19T21:28:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Pet Detective Kathleen O'Hara deals with another heartless human.

Protective Love

2008-03-19T21:25:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Ace Ventura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,259, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Pet Detective Kat O'Hara could never stand by and watch an innocent animal be murdered.

Hatred and Dedication

2008-03-19T21:22:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Emma F./White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Emma hates them all, and yet she has dedicated her life to them.

Reunion

2008-03-19T21:19:54-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Spike & William
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,055, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Spike encounters an old flame, and the true love of his tragic life, on Halloween night, but will the Immortal Sorceress ever see pass his Vampire face? Original Character

The Question

2008-03-19T21:15:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Angel & Cordelia C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,804, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Angel surprises Cordelia in this piece of pure AC fluff.

Together We Live or Die

2008-03-05T21:35:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,497, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Sam has to know why his brother won't fight for his life and their future together, and this time he isn't backing down. This is my take on why Dean would fight. Wincest.

Blessings

2008-03-05T21:31:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Dean doesn't have many blessings or treasures, but it is those he does have that keeps him fighting. Wincest slash.

Reassurance

2008-03-05T21:20:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Lex has one moment in time to give Clark the reassurance he needs. Slash.

The Discontent of Eeyore

2008-03-05T21:18:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Eeyore's body is letting him down again. Slash.

Love on High Seas: 'Pests'

2008-03-05T21:13:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Xena: Warrior Princess and Disney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Autolycus
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Every one has some form of pests they struggle to control in their lives. For some, it's humans. For many, it's cockroaches, fleas, ants, or other bugs. For these Pirates, it's . . . Well, take a look inside if you want to know.

Love on High Seas: Alone

2008-03-05T21:08:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Harry Potter and Disney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

In a whirl of black, Severus Snape realized that he had never been more alone. Slash. Takes place immediately after Love on High Seas 6: For the Greatest Treasure.

Lonely

2008-03-05T20:59:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Jareth
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Jareth ponders his position in life.

In His Eyes

2008-03-05T20:52:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Emma found hope, love, and death in Sean's eyes.

Love Slave

2008-03-05T19:56:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Emma's thoughts behind the infamous line 'If I invaded your mind, you'd never wake up.' Written from Emma's POV.

Sarsaparilla Blues

2008-03-05T19:35:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Cowlorado K. & Moo M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

There's a tear in Cowlorado Kid's sarsaparilla bottle. Slash.

Tipping Tractors

2008-03-05T19:32:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Lightning tips for Mater's smile. Slash. Written from Lightning's POV.

Requiem to a Lost Love, or Lay On Your Grave

2008-03-05T19:29:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Drakken & Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Drakken's thoughts for Shego after Possible does the unthinkable. Dark AU Future fic.

Love on High Seas 6: For The Greatest Treasure

2008-02-26T20:28:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Disney and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 17, Words: 69,811, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-26-08
Status: Complete

The remaining Pirates band together for one last stand for that which matters most: love and family. 41 fandom crossover. Slash, het, femme slash. Look inside for fandoms, characters, and pairings.

Love on High Seas 5: To Mend and Defend

2008-01-15T12:00:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: X-Men and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 50, Words: 294,092, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-15-08 Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

A month has passed when judge and jury finally return with the verdict. What Hells now await the Pirates? Will they ever find out when they are attacked by overwhelming odds in their own home? Slash. Het. Over 25 fandoms. Details inside.

Love on High Seas: Blood

2007-12-02T22:04:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-2-07
Status: Complete

A preseries, dark Faith introspection.

Eternity

2007-11-30T11:56:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Doyle
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Cordelia's first moments beyond death lead her to discover that there are worse ways to spend eternity. Also our take on what happened to Dennis. AC.

Love on High Seas: A Samhain Moment

2007-11-30T11:50:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Charmed and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 921, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

A moment between two brothers eagerly anticipating this year's Samhain and all the happy ones to come in the years ahead. Written as a Halloween present for our mailing list. Slash and het.

Reunited

2007-11-30T11:48:08-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Prince Charming & Snow White
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Any one who truly loves some one will do everything in their power to make the person they love happy. Charming is determined to see Snow White happy, but he's finally realized that only one thing will do so.

Hero and the Beast

2007-11-30T11:46:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Clark K. & Lex L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,594, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

After what she witnessed in the author's Lost, Witness, and Doomed, Chloe decides to take matters into her own hands to help her best friend, but will her actions come in time to save two despairing hearts? Slash.

Doomed

2007-11-30T11:41:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Clark K. & Chloe S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

The most heroic acts are often the sacrifices we make for those we love. The Man of Steel knows that pain all too well. Slash.

His

2007-11-30T11:33:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 667, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Sam is many things, but only one really matters. Wincest.

The Final Chord

2007-11-30T02:03:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jack S. & Will T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Jack takes his fate into his own hands and does the only thing he can to be with the man he loves. Wick slash.

Love on High Seas: Will's Heaven

2007-11-14T21:31:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-14-07
Status: Complete

After the events in Love on the High Seas 3: Question of the Gods, Will can only find escape in his own version of Heaven. 160word drabble. Slash. Wick.

Hate

2007-03-19T15:20:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Clark K. & Lana L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

At the end of Crossroads, Clark hates. Slash.

Beautiful

2007-03-19T15:18:18-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,298, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

Dean goes to Sam after one of their especially bloody fights. Fluffy Wincest slash.

Bullets

2007-03-12T01:14:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Chris L. & Vin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

Chris comes to Vin about an unused bullet. Slash.

Lost

2007-03-12T01:12:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 894, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

What Lex says is rarely all he means. Slash.

Witness

2007-03-12T01:09:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Chloe S. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 960, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

Chloe sees something she wasn't supposed to see and hears something she can't believe. Slash.

Love on High Seas 4: Trials and Tribulations

2006-12-05T00:07:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Salem S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 40, Words: 291,263, Reviews: 19 Updated: 12-5-06 Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

AKA Retrial of Salem Saberhagen & co. They fought to conquer the world to make it a world of peace & acceptance for all who are more than human but were betrayed & cursed to lives worse than Hell. Now at last their retrial is at hand. Slash Het 25 fandoms

All That Really Matters

2006-08-04T19:08:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pocahontas
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,268, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-4-06
Status: Complete

John Smith and Pocahontas make two very special friends. Crossover with another Disney fandom.

From The Ashes

2006-08-02T10:20:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,879, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

Mystique and Kurt find one another at the remains of Ground Zero.

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

2006-07-28T00:01:52-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Joseph & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,445, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

Joseph watches Rogue sleep.

Tales From the XBathroom

2006-07-27T23:08:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,256, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

One of the items in one of the XMansion's bathrooms tells the story of one day in its bizarre life.

A Simple Rose

2006-07-27T23:07:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Anna Marie/Rogue & Joseph
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,472, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

It's Valentine's Day, but Joseph's gone . . . or is he?

The Turkey Caper

2006-07-27T23:05:54-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,901, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Morph attempts to save a turkey on Thanksgiving Day.

Together with Love

2006-07-27T23:00:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Elizabeth B./Psylocke & Warren W. III/Archangel
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Angel and Psylocke discuss the changes in their lives.

Who Went There!

2006-07-27T22:59:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank & Charles X./Professor X
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

When reviewing the daily history of the XMansion's Internet traffic, Hank finds a startling surprise.

I Still Love You

2006-07-27T22:58:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jean-Grey S./Phoenix & Scott S./Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 488, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Can Scott find the right words to reassure his wife when she blames herself for their hiatus from the team?

This Kiss

2006-07-27T22:57:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jubilee & Shatterstar
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,110, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

During Spring Break, Cannonball and Jubilee have a surprising encounter.

The End of Sinister

2006-07-27T22:56:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Batman and Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Pairing: Timothy D. & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 916, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Can Prince Robin, Princess Jubilee, and Troll Logan save their kingdom from the evil Sinister? AU.

When Roses Speak

2006-07-27T22:48:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Joseph & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes, a single rose can say it all. Joseph and Rogue.

Jean Gets Reckless

2006-07-27T22:47:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Jean encounters a oneofakind bank robber in an AU.

The Value of Paint

2006-07-27T22:46:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Scott S./Cyclops & Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

When Scott ends up painting on the weekend, he becomes a target for both Wolverine and Morph, but it's Morph who manages to land a strike on Cyke that no one else ever has.

Ode To A Friend

2006-07-27T22:45:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,691, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Can Rogue save her dying friend?

The Kitchen Prankster

2006-07-27T22:44:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Anna Marie/Rogue & Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

No one can eat Rogue's cooking, but this time, it isn't entirely her fault . . .

A Simple Kiss

2006-07-27T22:43:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Joseph & Anna Marie/Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,721, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Can a ghost touch the untouchable? Joseph and Rogue.

Southern Hospitality

2006-07-27T22:41:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jubilee & Shatterstar
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Sam gives Jubilee a lesson in Southern hospitality.

Who's Playing Cupid?

2006-07-27T22:37:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ororo M./Storm & Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

When Scott and Jean's romance starts crumbling, Logan and Ororo decide to play Cupid, but are things really as they seem? Fluff.

Cold Hands, Warm Heart

2006-07-27T22:36:49-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Robert D./Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Iceman encounters a damsel in distress. Fluff with Mary Sue. Old fic.

Cheers

2006-07-27T22:35:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Jean-Grey S./Phoenix & Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

A shirt doesn't want Jean to wash it.

Bishop and the Kitten

2006-07-27T22:33:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Lucas B./Bishop
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Bishop goes for a walk and ends up making a new friend. OC. Fluffy but not romantic. Old fic.

The Bathroom Blues

2006-07-27T22:32:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: X-Men and Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Six XPeople find a remarkable surprise in the toilet.

Beauty and the Beast

2006-07-27T22:31:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Anna Marie/Rogue & Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,866, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

What happens when a Princess and a chimney sweeper fall in love? AU.

To Domino

2006-07-27T22:29:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Force
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Domino & Nathan S./Cable
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Cable speaks to Domino in poetry.

Can Long Distance Love Survive?

2006-07-27T22:28:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Force
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Tabitha S./Meltdown/Boomer/Boom Boom & Samuel G./Cannonball
Chapters: 1, Words: 934, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Can Cannonball and Boomer's relationship survive his promotion to the XMen?

My Lover, My Enemy

2006-07-27T11:40:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Victor C./Sabertooth & Raven D./Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 681, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

In the sequel to the author's A Relationship to Be or Not to Be?, Sabertooth is betrayed. How will this affect his loyalty to the team? Old fic OC.

A Relationship To Be Or Not To Be?

2006-07-27T11:39:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Victor C./Sabertooth & Raven D./Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Sabertooth seeks a second chance. Old fic sort of OC.

A Hard Question To Ask

2006-07-27T11:38:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Polaris offers Wildcihld advice about Shard.

To Be Or Not To Be Alive

2006-07-27T11:37:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Lorna D./Polaris
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Lorna keeps watch over Strong Guy, but will he wake up from his coma before the government cuts off his medical stay?

Late Gifts

2006-07-23T17:14:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Mystery
Pairing: Nightcrawler & Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,268, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Kurt and Rogue receive Christmas presents, but will they accept them?

A Boy's Fate

2006-07-23T17:13:18-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Wolverine & Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,258, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

In the sequel to the author's Let Them Stare, Wolverine goes after the attacker, but some one follows him.

Let Them Stare

2006-07-23T17:11:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Nightcrawler & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,124, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Halloween brings romance to Kurt and Kitty and an unexpected attack to the XMansion.

The Last Laugh

2006-07-23T17:08:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer begin an unusual battle around their fire.

Eternal Love

2006-07-23T17:07:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Joxer & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,309, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Joxer thinks of Gabrielle after her death.

Mistletoe Madness

2006-07-23T17:06:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,262, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Gage will do anything to catch Syd under the mistletoe.

Sydney's Resolution

2006-07-23T17:04:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,450, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Can Sydney keep her New Year's resolution?

The Act

2006-07-23T17:03:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 697, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Gage witnesses Syd do something something that she swears him to secrecy over.

I'll Always Catch You

2006-07-23T17:02:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Walker, Texas Ranger
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 357, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Sydney gets hurt.

Celibatory Surprise

2006-07-23T17:01:02-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Voyage of the Unicorn
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Cassie A. & Miranda A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

On the eve of her wedding, Cassie makes a revelation that shocks her big sister.

Ask Me To Stay

2006-07-23T16:59:27-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Voyage of the Unicorn
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Miranda A. & Sebastian
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

The parting scene between Sebastian and Miranda that was cut from the movie.

OneHorned Minotaur

2006-07-23T16:57:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Voyage of the Unicorn
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Cassie A. & Minotaur
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Cassie comforts the Minotaur after he loses his horn.

Why?

2006-07-23T16:56:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Voyage of the Unicorn
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sebastian & Medusa
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Why didn't Sebastian come with Medusa to this realm and the Ainslings?

Lovesick

2006-07-23T16:54:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Voyage of the Unicorn
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sebastian & Malachi
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Sebastian and Malachi have a chat in this exploration of the reason why Sebastian did not make the first move on Miranda.

A Shared Moment

2006-07-19T23:38:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Inez R. & Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,238, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Ezra and Inez are the only ones left at the saloon at closing time.

Seven Men

2006-07-19T23:37:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 606, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Just who are the Magnificent Seven?

The Score

2006-07-19T23:35:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,751, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

The Seven and their companions must cope with the news that Nathan brings.

The Value of a Nickel

2006-07-19T23:34:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ezra S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Ezra encounters a little boy.

I Don't Even Know Her Name

2006-07-19T23:33:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Vin T. & Josiah S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Vin finds himself in a surprising situation.

Under A Hot Mexican Sun

2006-07-19T23:32:12-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Chris L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Chris gets captured . . . or does he?

Josiah and the Mermaid

2006-07-19T23:30:27-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Josiah S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Josiah gets a surprise while fishing.

Mistletoe of the West

2006-07-19T23:29:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ezra S. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,645, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Ezra, Inez, Buck, and mistletoe . . .

The Surprise

2006-07-19T23:28:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Buck and Blossom have another interruption . . .

I Call It Messin' with the Kid

2006-07-19T23:26:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Buck W. & JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Four Corners' Sheriff has his own protector . . .

Gifts From The Heart

2006-07-19T23:25:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: JD D. & Casey W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,081, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

JD and Casey exchange Christmas gifts.

The Genie

2006-07-19T23:24:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: JD D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

JD gets the chance of a lifetime, but will he let it all slip through his fingers? 100 word drabble.

The Bidding War

2006-07-19T23:23:38-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Ezra S. & Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 997, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Ezra and Buck duel in a bidding war.

They're Out There

2006-07-19T23:22:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Magnificent Seven
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Buck W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Buck thinks his imagination is playing tricks on him. 100 word drabble.

Partners Under The Mistletoe

2006-07-19T23:21:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Special Unit 2
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Nick, Kate, and mistletoe.

Twins of Thunder AU: A Vampire's Embrace

2006-07-19T23:12:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sons Of Thunder
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Trent M. & Carlos S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,976, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Halloween brings romance to the Sons of Thunder in the forms of Trent's twin sister, Trina, and one Mary Jane Watson.

Waiting

2006-07-18T19:05:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,397, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Lex's thoughts when he finds Clark unconscious in the caves during Rosetta. Clex.

Revelation

2006-07-18T19:02:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,082, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

What revelation could Clark make at his high school reunion that would shock Lana, Chloe, and even Pete? AU future fic. Clex.

Failure

2006-07-18T18:45:02-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,533, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Lex ponders the events that led him to embrace his fate as a Luthor. Future fic. Clex.

Your Light, Your Strength, My Salvation

2006-07-18T18:43:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Lex watches Clark. Clex. Poetry.

Token of Love

2006-07-18T18:21:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Step by Step
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

What could get Dana in trouble in class?

The Hard Study of Love

2006-07-18T18:19:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Step by Step
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,373, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

True love sees past even finals studying. RichDana.

Return of the Surfer

2006-07-18T18:18:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Reboot
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,283, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Ray returns with a surprise for Mouse.

The Power of Love

2006-07-18T18:17:10-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pocahontas
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,048, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Can one man's selfless act set everything right?

Gimli's Wild Flight

2006-07-18T18:16:04-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Gimli decides to investigate a shortcut, but will he live to regret it?

Legolas' Wild Ride

2006-07-18T18:14:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Two fangirls have a surprising encounter with Legolas which leaves the Elf shaken.

A Silent Witness

2006-07-18T18:12:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,574, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Legolas has an interesting late night encounter.

Across the Universes

2006-07-18T17:12:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Batman and Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Timothy D. & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

From across the universes, two hearts pine together. Robin and Jubilee.

Monet and the Pills

2006-07-18T17:10:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: M
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,389, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Trouble begins when Monet starts taking pills to help her stay awake.

They'll Never Know

2006-07-18T17:08:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Emma thinks about what every one will never know about her. Poetry.

One More Morning

2006-07-18T17:07:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 939, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes the simplest things can mean the whole world to one person.

Leech and the Golden Ball

2006-07-18T17:05:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,711, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Leech runs away from home to escape prejudice in an AU.

Two Friends United Again

2006-07-18T17:01:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,451, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jubilee must confront her parents' murderers when they kidnap a face from her past. Slightly AU.

Deceiving Irish Eyes

2006-07-18T17:00:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,131, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Emma finds something different about Sean when she picks him up on her way home.

If Only

2006-07-18T16:59:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Sean and Emma discuss Jubilee's progress. 100 word drabble.

A Case of Identity

2006-07-18T16:58:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Chamber & Husk
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jonothon has his mouth back, but is it all just a dream?

A Ghostly Return

2006-07-18T16:57:04-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,520, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Can Generation X help a ghost avenge his death before it is forever too late? Sequel to the author's Generation X vs. the Haunted House.

Guns and Pizza

2006-07-18T16:55:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Skin
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Angelo has a nightmare.

Grunion Jubilee

2006-07-18T16:54:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 368, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jubilee has a bizarre daydream. Kind of a brief Beverly HillbilliesGeneration X crossover.

Generation X vs the Haunted House

2006-07-18T16:45:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,106, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

The guys challenge the ladies to spend Halloween night inside a haunted house.

A Fallen Queen

2006-07-18T16:43:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,607, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

In the dark of night, the White Queen falls.

Dreams

2006-07-18T16:42:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 357, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Emma dreams. Poetry.

A Deadly Kiss

2006-07-18T16:41:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,391, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When a new woman steals Sean away from Emma, will Emma be able to save Sean from her deadly seduction before it's too late?

A Daughter's Dream

2006-07-18T16:40:11-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Husk
Chapters: 1, Words: 812, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Paige receives a visitor . . . or does she?

Bloody Vision

2006-07-18T16:38:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: M
Chapters: 1, Words: 726, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Generation X is all dead, all, that is, except for one . . .

Bigfoot Scares Paige

2006-07-18T16:37:37-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Husk
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Can Paige survive an encounter with a Bigfoot?

Jubilee, the Advisor

2006-07-18T16:36:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jubilee & White Queen
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,973, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When Jubilee gives Emma unrequested love advice, does either dare follow it?

For the Sake of the Children

2006-07-18T16:25:42-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Generation X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: White Queen & Banshee
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,327, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Can the White Queen and Banshee rescue their students from the clutches of Selene and the Vanisher?

Sugary Surprise

2006-07-18T03:41:00-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Gargoyles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Elisa M. & Goliath
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Elisa commands Goliath to make an unexpected stop, but why?

Where Are You Bound, My Kitty?

2006-07-18T03:39:27-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Pete Wisdom & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,084, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Pete Wisdom faces the ancient fear of a woman trying to change him.

To Tell The Truth!

2006-07-18T03:38:28-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat & Lockheed
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Kitty finally investigates Pete's claims that Lockheed can talk.

To Set A Date

2006-07-18T03:36:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Meggan & Captain Britain
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Meggan finally corners Brian on setting a date for their wedding.

The Shadowcat's Companions

2006-07-18T03:35:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Shadowcat & Lockheed
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,304, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When Lockheed is targeted by a hunter, does Kitty have enough time to save her best friend? Follows Dreams Change and In Search of Wisdom.

Kissing Friends

2006-07-18T03:34:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Shadowcat & Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,180, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Friends surprise each other under the mistletoe. Kurtty.

In Search of Wisdom

2006-07-18T03:33:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,030, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

After the events in the author's Dreams Change, Kitty searches for Pete Wisdom.

Friends

2006-07-18T03:31:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Wolfsbane & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Rahne and Kitty must cope after they learn the truth about Douglock.

Dreams Change

2006-07-18T03:30:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Shadowcat & Lockheed
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,100, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Advice from two of the most important beings to her leads Kitty to reconsider her decision to leave the XMen.

AVALANCHE!

2006-07-18T03:29:30-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 958, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

In an alternate reality, Kitty Pryde and Illyana Rasputian must save their town after it is covered by an avalanche.

A Sinister Father

2006-07-18T03:28:31-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 357, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When Mystique finally reveals the true identity of Kurt's father, will Nightcrawler wish he had never known?

Sudden Terror

2006-07-18T03:27:24-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Kurt Wagner is reminded of a lesson that every one needs a little reminder of from time to time and yet is one of the most important lessons that any one can learn.

A Priest's Love

2006-07-18T03:26:27-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,435, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Daytripper confronts Father Wagner.

To Move Out of the Shadows

2006-07-18T03:16:57-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Defenders of the Earth
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,027, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When Jedda runs away from home, it's left up to Mandrake to find her and bring her back in the sequel to Pirate Sparrow's and Pirate Turner's Shadowed Love stories.

Phantom of My Dreams

2006-07-18T03:14:02-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Defenders of the Earth
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jedda thinks about Mandrake. Jedda's POV. Poetry.

Shadowed Love: Mandrake's POV

2006-07-18T03:12:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Defenders of the Earth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Mandrake's fallen for one of the Defenders, but who?

Shadowed Love: Jedda's POV

2006-07-18T03:11:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Defenders of the Earth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,954, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jedda's got eyes for one of the Defenders, but who?

Blinded By Love

2006-07-18T02:57:22-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,298, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When Andie becomes a Witch, will she result to spells to win Pacey back?

The WakeUp Call Series

2006-07-18T02:10:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,402, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Leo, Cole, and Piper take turns being awakened by something that is not what they first think it is . . .

Officer

2006-07-18T02:09:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

A police officer rescues Pacey, but his rescuer proves to be more of a surprise than his attacker.

Insane Love

2006-07-18T02:08:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,746, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Pacey pays a visit to a loved one.

An Excursion of Love

2006-07-18T02:07:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,938, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Pacey and Andie enjoy a day out at sea.

Broken Hearts

2006-07-18T02:06:05-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,722, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jack and Joey meet again years later in a hospital after having just said goodbye to two loved ones.

For Love of Sweets

2006-07-18T02:02:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: DarkWing Duck
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Drake Mallard takes Morgana out for a treat.

Piper's Surprise Series

2006-07-18T01:55:07-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Leo W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,294, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Just what is Piper doing in the shower?

The Boingie! Series

2006-07-18T01:54:04-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Leo W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,606, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

What if Piper Halliwell had a silly side?

Tribute To A Lost Sister

2006-07-18T01:53:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Leo W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 804, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Leo and Piper discuss baby names.

Drinking Sisters

2006-07-18T01:52:23-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 788, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Leo thinks Prue and Piper are drunk, but are they? Follows the author's Drink and Drive.

Drink and Drive

2006-07-18T01:51:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Darryl has to pull Prue and Piper over.

The Truth Will Set You Free

2006-07-18T01:48:29-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,337, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

What will happen when the truth finally comes out?

The Secret Ingredient

2006-07-18T01:45:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,716, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Piper's feeling mischievous . . .

Sisterly Love

2006-07-18T01:43:45-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Paige M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,476, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Paige gives Piper a motherhood present, but will Piper find it lacking?

Feline Comfort

2006-07-18T01:24:26-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

During one of her lonely nights, Piper receives comfort from a surprising source.

Demon In The Bathroom

2006-07-18T01:22:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Piper H.W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

There's a Demon in the bathroom!

Deadly Mistletoe

2006-07-18T01:21:36-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,290, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Cole and Piper have an encounter under the mistletoe.

Breakfast For Two

2006-07-18T01:19:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Will Piper's latest breakfast be yet another failed attempt to bring her family together, or does fate have a surprise in store for her?

Angry Viewers

2006-07-18T01:17:55-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,214, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

One of the many possible AUs wherein the Charmed Ones watch their own show.

The Halliwells and the Blue Bell

2006-07-18T00:46:41-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

The Charmed Ones deal with an intense heat wave.

Another Night Gone By

2006-07-18T00:45:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Leo W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,139, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Piper waits for Leo.

A Blessing or a Curse?

2006-07-18T00:44:15-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Prue H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,377, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Prue finds a cure for her loneliness, but is it too late?

The Rescue

2006-07-18T00:42:54-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 580, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Can Katrina Lewis make it in time to save her sister, Celina, from the Toads? For those who would like a happier ending to Final Thoughts.

Three Little Words

2006-07-18T00:41:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,294, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Bucky and Jenny must face three little words that have the potential to destroy their friendship forever or bring them closer than they've ever been before.

Final Thoughts

2006-07-18T00:40:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Will Celina Lewis, Princess of Alderberan and wife to the XMen's Morph, finally meet her end at the hands of the Toads?

The Captain's Heart

2006-07-18T00:39:48-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 731, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Bucky's POV on Jenny.

Her Eyes

2006-07-18T00:38:47-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,535, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

What is Spike really seeing when he looks into the Slayer's eyes? Written from Spike's POV. Not Spuffy.

For Love of Innocence

2006-07-18T00:37:20-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Spike & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,796, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

When Dawn is attacked, will it be Buffy or some one else who comes to her defense?

Catwoman's Promise

2006-07-18T00:34:25-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Catwoman rescues an innocent.

Playing with the Bat

2006-07-18T00:33:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 590, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

While spending the night at Catwoman's, Batman is awakened.

The Fallen Dark Knight

2006-07-18T00:32:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

A routine chase between Batman and Catwoman leads to something unexpected . . .

The Bat's Gift

2006-07-18T00:31:03-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

A present is left for Batman, but who is it from?

Happily Ever After

2006-07-18T00:19:43-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,240, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Beast and Belle discuss fairy tales' happy endings.

Prince Jake

2006-07-18T00:18:06-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jake attempts to get Ax to stop calling him Prince.

Comfort In Silence

2006-07-18T00:17:13-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Tobias comes to Rachel's aid.

The Wrong Kind of Fun

2006-07-18T00:16:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Fred B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,061, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Cordy and Fred are having fun, but is it what the guys fear?

Alcohol and Demons

2006-07-18T00:14:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lorne & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Even Lorne knows when enough is enough. Warning: Warped Humor Ahead!

Attack of the Killer Beans

2006-07-18T00:13:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

The members of Angel Investigations are falling out one by one, but what is the cause? Warning: Warped Humor Ahead!

Her

2006-07-18T00:11:56-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Cordelia sees but misunderstands completely. Companion piece to the author's See Me. Cordelia to Angel. Poetry.

See Me

2006-07-18T00:10:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Angel & Cordelia C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Not even the Seer sees everything. Angel to Cordelia. Poetry.

Have A Little Faith

2006-07-18T00:08:58-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Faith & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,185, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Faith's thoughts on Christmas Eve.

Heartache

2006-07-18T00:07:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Cordelia must deal with that which she claimed in the heat of the moment when she told Groo she loved him . . . when she loves another. Written from Cordelia's POV.

Dreaming Out Loud

2006-07-18T00:05:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Angel & Cordelia C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Angel's having those dreams again . . .

What We Face We Face Together

2006-07-18T00:04:16-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Cordelia refuses to accept being fired.

First Encounter

2006-07-18T00:02:59-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,673, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Just how did Jasmine come to have Rajah?

The Problem with the One Hundred Acre Wood

2006-07-17T05:44:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Why Eeyore is always so gloomy and what he considers to be the problem of the One Hundred Acre Wood. 100 word drabble. Slash.

Love on High Seas: Will's Sleeping Beauty

2006-07-17T05:42:46-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 960, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Will awakes to find Jack in the chair in the sequel to Jack's Musings. Slash.

Love on High Seas: The Treasure I Long For

2006-07-17T05:41:33-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Sons Of Thunder
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Carlos S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 766, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Carlos contemplates the treasure he longs for but knows he'll never have.

Love on High Seas: The Way I Like It

2006-07-17T05:40:21-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Faith L. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Faith, Jack Sparrow, and a night well spent. Drabble.

Love on High Seas: Jack, Will, & Rum

2006-07-17T05:39:01-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Jack faces the dilemma of the promise he made Will. 100 word drabble. Slash.

Love on High Seas: Dreams and Reality

2006-07-17T05:37:39-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Xena: Warrior Princess and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Autolycus & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Elizabeth thinks about the men in her life and the changes her life has brought. Het and slash.

Love on High Seas: You Are My Eyes

2006-07-17T05:35:14-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Piper H.W. & Cole T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Cole is Piper's eyes.

Love on High Seas: My Knight In Black Leather

2006-07-17T05:33:35-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Cordelia C. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Cordelia finally tells Angel just what he has offered her.

Love on High Seas: Jack's Musings

2006-07-17T05:31:50-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Jack can't sleep for the thoughts running through his mind. JackWill slash.

Love on High Seas: In This World of Insanity

2006-07-17T05:30:17-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Will thinks about Jack and the changes he's brought to his life. Slash.

Love on High Seas: Hell of Hells

2006-07-17T05:28:51-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 547, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

A brief peek into Spike's thoughts during a rough time.

Love on High Seas: Heffalumps of Faiths Nightmares

2006-07-17T05:26:09-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Faith L. & Morph
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

In this odd little idea that popped of its own accord into my head, Faith has her own version of Winnie the Pooh's Heffalumps, and there's a certain trickster aboard the ship that's neither Morph nor Tom . . .

Love on High Seas: For You, My Kitty

2006-07-17T05:23:44-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Excalibur
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Phoenix & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Rachel's thoughts as Kitty leaves her for the first time. Femmeslash and het. Poetry.

Love on High Seas: I Can't Help It

2006-07-17T05:22:19-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Dawson's Creek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Faith L. & Dawson L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

Faith thinks about the man who's changed her life completely.

Love on High Seas 3: Question of the Gods

2006-07-11T20:24:53-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Xena: Warrior Princess and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Xena & Jack S.
Chapters: 36, Words: 239,885, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

Can the Gods be trusted to help or are we merely their play things? Many more questions abound as the few remaining Pirates struggle to find a way to save their loved ones from their greatest enemies. Slash. Het. Over 28 fandoms. Details inside.

Love on High Seas 2: Isle of New Beginnings

2006-07-11T14:47:40-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Charmed and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 46, Words: 268,773, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-11-06 Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

Shipwrecked Pirates find themselves trapped on a mysterious isle full of prehistoric and Supernatural dangers. 21 fandom crossover. Slash. Het. Details inside. PotC, AtS, DCreek, Disney, Hook, XMen, Elvira, Donkey, Salem Saberhagen, Labyrinth, Xena, more

Love on High Seas 1: Bright Promises of Tomorrow

2006-07-09T16:04:34-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Crossover: Angel and Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 43, Words: 267,951, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-9-06 Published: 7-8-06
Status: Complete

Jack finds Will enslaved, Angel encounters Princess Cordy, Faith falls, Lorne gets bit and may lose his heart in the process, and Halliwell coven, including godmother Ororo Munroe, is put on the run. Slash, het, 15 fandoms - look inside for more details.

The Other Side of Christianity

2005-06-02T09:36:32-08:00

Author: Pirates Sparrow and Turner
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Faith L. & Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,972, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-2-05
Status: Complete

When Willow and Tara are targeted by prejudiced Christians, who will stand up for them?