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Eternity's End

2008-03-22T17:29:56-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 18, Words: 103,479, Reviews: 50 Updated: 3-22-08 Published: 2-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Link had defeated Ganondorf, but history repeats itself, and being sent back in time after he had done so did not stop the evil from rising anew. And when it did, the Hero of Time slew the evil in cold blood. And his actions changed the world forever.

Sword Dreams

2005-08-31T18:41:06-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,766, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-31-05 Published: 7-9-05
Status: In-Progress

You dont't wield the Master Sword...it wields you. A story of madness and tragedy.

My Life With Zelda

2005-04-29T19:08:44-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,602, Reviews: 46 Updated: 4-29-05 Published: 7-17-01
Status: In-Progress

More adventures in home improvement and life-threatening injury.

Rauru at Large

2005-03-29T20:00:33-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 4,121, Reviews: 19 Updated: 3-29-05 Published: 4-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Rage Against the Machine's "Calm Like a Bomb." There's not much food-related that rhymes with "bomb" so I went with "pie." Enjoy.

Adventures In Randomness With Zelda And Co

2005-02-16T16:30:50-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 29, Words: 55,880, Reviews: 73 Updated: 2-16-05 Published: 7-31-02
Status: In-Progress

After months of development, the thrilling, chilling, vanilling conclusion of the Zelda Murder Mystery Dinner Party is in the HIZZZZZZZZZZouse! It'll BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!

A2Z: Zelda Style!

2005-02-08T19:33:23-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,040, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-8-05 Published: 12-22-04
Status: In-Progress

New on VH1 (Videogame Hyrule...umm...One, I guess) it's A2Z: Zelda Style, where we go through the alphabet analyzing our favorite Zelda characters. Now: The second half of the alphabet, the rare sequel that's better than the first!

The Z Gang Gets Psychoanalyzed

2004-04-05T20:11:15-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,490, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-5-04 Published: 7-21-03
Status: In-Progress

This time: the beloved princess fair, flaming hellbeast and all-around BYOTCH. See if we can calm her raging bipolar disorder.

Minions

2004-03-29T17:37:18-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-29-04
Status: In-Progress

A series of monologues from some of The Legend of Zelda's most famed enemies. Inspired by Mr. Crash's "Slice of Life" stories. Part 1: A denizen of the darkness.

Stairway to Heaven

2004-02-26T17:06:57-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,965, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-26-04
Status: In-Progress

The way you walked was thorny through no fault of your own... but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea... so tears run to a predestined end. Your suffering is over. Now you will find peace for eternity.

Leaving Soon

2003-05-22T15:51:58-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Sigh...here we go again...with a parody of "Leaving Soon" by BNL.

Asleep At The Horse

2003-05-22T15:49:37-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Up next in Dave's parade of parodies, this little thingamabob of "Asleep at the Wheel" by Barenaked Ladies. Enjoy(?)

Sunshine of Your Love

2003-05-22T15:47:39-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Oh great, and now a syrupy songfic too...to the Cream song of the same title. Knock yerself out...

Hero of Time

2003-05-22T15:43:26-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 666, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-22-03
Status: In-Progress

A really unoriginal parody of "American Pie." Read if you must...

The Fishing Guy Talks Back!

2002-08-23T18:44:55-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 503, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-23-02 Published: 8-21-02
Status: In-Progress

THE FISHERMAN IS IN!!!

From the Jaws of Victory

2002-08-20T18:44:20-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-20-02
Status: In-Progress

What would it be like to snatch defeat...

Super Smash Borthers: Winner and Still Champion

2001-11-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 26,015, Reviews: 28 Updated: 11-5-01 Published: 4-19-01
Status: In-Progress

Finally, a chapter nearly ten months in the making...part 10 us up! I urge you to read this story, it is my opus and best work yet. Any old fans or newcomers, please read this story. I don't care if you review or not, just please read this.

The Twelve Days of Zelda

2001-08-31T00:00:00-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-31-01
Status: In-Progress

A Christmas classic revisited...

I Can't Believe It's Not Windmill Guy!

2001-07-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-14-01
Status: In-Progress

Tired of the Windmill Guy? Here are some equaly insane alternitives, with 30% less sodium!

The Darkest Hour

2001-07-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-9-01
Status: In-Progress

Link is killed in a dark invasion of Hyrule...short but moving. I'm re-uploading it. OMG, AN ANGST FIC FROM DEADEYE! RUN!!!!

Link's Diary Or: My Life With a Hyperactive Fairy

2001-04-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: DeadeyeDave
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 979, Reviews: 27 Updated: 4-20-01 Published: 4-19-01
Status: In-Progress

The title says it all. This is my first posting on fanfiction.net (but not my first fic) so have fun with it! PG 13 for mild swearing and other such adultish themes.