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2008-08-11T10:22:31-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,295, Reviews: 80 Updated: 8-11-08 Published: 8-4-05
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of shorts poking fun at every HP slash and het relationship known to mankind... and perhaps some not known. Ch. 8 Oh Rinny? Yeah Rinny! No Wai! R&R, plzkthx

An Easy Decision

2007-07-19T09:11:35-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

Severus had come unannounced, with the frantic, terrifying news that the Dark Lord had it in for Lily and her family. But he had also come with a proposition. What if? Oneshot. Implied SSLE. Read and review, please.

Ron and Ginny Get it On!

2007-07-17T10:29:08-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ron W. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Exactly what the title says. Crack!fic. Ginny is a slut on the prowl, and Ron has a case of the raging hormones... what will happen when the family finds out? Hilarity, of course! R&R, please.

Hindsight

2006-08-01T07:45:18-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

Postmovie. Ennis writes Jack a letter, but why? Read and review, please.

Rest for the Wicked

2006-07-24T08:53:04-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Boondock Saints
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

Smecker sleeps while Greenly looks on. Oneshot, slash. Coarse language.

Dierey of Huk Fin

2006-07-21T08:22:16-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,993, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-21-06 Published: 9-13-05
Status: In-Progress

What if Huck kept a journal during his adventures with Jim and company? What would it say... and how bad would the spelling and grammar be? Reviews are appreciated.

The Not so Secret Window

2006-07-19T08:54:22-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Secret Window
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 12,261, Reviews: 167 Updated: 7-19-06 Published: 6-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM

Men Shaped Creatures

2006-03-16T13:38:38-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-16-06
Status: Complete

So... what exactly is the difference between a pansy and a poofter? AziraphaleCrowley mildly slashy humor!fluff. Complete with footnotes. Oneshot. Read and review, please.

Satire of the Lambs

2006-02-13T09:45:33-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,404, Reviews: 45 Updated: 2-13-06 Published: 6-5-05
Status: In-Progress

When a poodleloving nutjob goes on a hide harvesting rampage, Clarice Starling gets some help from everyone's favorite cannibal... no, not Jeffery Dahmer... A parody. Ch. 3: Clarice Gets Ahead in Life R&R please

Holiday Letter, Death Eater Style

2005-12-21T18:09:27-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,140, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-21-05
Status: Complete

Merry Voldemortmas! What if those crazy guys you love to hate sent out the kind of letter you hate to get? 'Tis the season, indeed. Read and Review, please.

And With His Dying Breath

2005-11-06T07:15:02-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-6-05
Status: Complete

[Macbeth] A dying speech for Banquo, who never really got his chance to shine. Read and Review, please

Simplicity

2005-09-01T09:33:11-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 923, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-1-05
Status: Complete

Narcissa reflects on the laciviousness of one Lucius Malfoy. A serious story, my first in a long time. Please review.

Kinky, Dinky, and Dock

2005-08-16T08:53:04-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 762, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-16-05
Status: In-Progress

A thankless job, an overbearing wife... ah, the domestic woes of Dobby the house elf... The title will make sense when you read it Reviews are appreciated!

Happiness Comes in Tupperware Containers

2005-07-07T08:01:56-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 680, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-7-05
Status: Complete

It's summer vacation, during the Marauder years. When a hyperactive, geographically confused Lucius arrives at your door to initiate some holiday festivities... what's a Snape to do? Slightly fluffy oneshot. R&R please.

The Pathetic Exploits of Teen Snape

2005-02-09T12:20:29-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,676, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-9-05 Published: 1-27-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of humorous one-shots and vignettes starring your favorite Potions Master and his fruity friend Lucius in their Hogwarts years. R&R, please. Chapter 2: Snape becomes a man... or something...

Holding Palaver

2004-06-23T12:27:03-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Dark Tower series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-23-04
Status: Complete

A freeform poem on what Roland the Gunslinger might find in the uppermost room of the Dark Tower. SPOILERS! R&R please!

Dog Star

2004-06-18T17:23:39-08:00

Author: SmileVampy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-18-04
Status: Complete

The last moments of Sirius Black. Oneshot. My first ever fanfic. R&R.