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Jack's Room

2009-08-20T19:14:12-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Rose T. & Jack H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,896, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-20-09
Status: Complete

The TARDIS is telepathic. This can cause confusion

Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis

2009-07-04T15:34:22-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Family
Pairing: Harry P. & Dudley D.
Chapters: 5, Words: 32,098, Reviews: 123 Updated: 7-4-09 Published: 2-22-08
Status: In-Progress

After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter. Author's Notes: Beta'ed by muggle prof. Disclaimer is on the first chapter.

The Sacred Band of Cardiff

2008-09-07T20:35:02-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Torchwood
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

Ianto has a question. Jack/Ianto relationship

Boom Town Take 2

2008-09-07T20:31:27-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Torchwood
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,242, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

The events of Boom Town from the point of view of Jack Harkness, Torchwood Three.

Legacy

2008-09-07T20:23:47-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: George W. & Angelina J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,170, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

On his first birthday after the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina visits George with some news. Written for the Rebirth Challenge at The Quidditch Pitch.

How Babies Are Made

2008-04-01T18:31:54-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Ginny W. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Ginny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently. Written for The Quidditch Pitch's February 2008 The Birds and the Bees Challenge.

The Train to Hogwarts

2008-02-21T21:52:54-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,351, Reviews: 20 Published: 2-21-08
Status: Complete

Scorpius Malfoy takes his first ride on the Hogwarts Express. One-shot.

A New Everything

2007-10-22T19:41:01-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,850, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

Three years after the war, Harry decides to start the New Year with a surprise. DH spoilers. HPGW

Oh, Boy! I'm a Wizard!

2007-09-16T20:38:13-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 15,250, Reviews: 25 Updated: 9-16-07 Published: 9-10-07
Status: Complete

Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into a fifteenyearold English schoolboy. Harry Potter. Written for Sycophant Hex's The Sky Is Falling Festival.

The Next Great Adventure

2007-09-04T19:42:15-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Molly W. & Fleur D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-4-07
Status: Complete

Funerals are hardest on those left behind.

Things of Value

2007-09-03T20:51:04-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Rowena R. & Salazar S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,589, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

The Founders decide that they need a way to pass their values on when they are gone.

Not the Cause, But the Man

2007-08-23T20:40:50-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Rubeus H. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

Hagrid gives his loyalty not to causes, but to people. Specifically, to Albus Dumbledore. Written for dolorousett for the hpsummergen ficathon. PreDH.

The Next Battle

2007-08-10T21:12:11-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Kingsley S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,405, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

There is always a next battle. DH spoilers

History Is So Boring!

2007-06-11T17:58:37-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: OC & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-11-07
Status: Complete

Mark Evans's first class at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry is History of Magic. They have a special guest instructor.

The Path of the Alchemist

2007-05-23T21:14:04-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-23-07
Status: Complete

Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts and finds himself once more a student.

Dear Ron

2007-05-23T21:13:02-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,253, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-23-07
Status: Complete

Percy writes a letter to his youngest brother. Written for amidalashari for the LJ springtimegen fic exchange.

Whose Idea?

2007-01-22T19:21:12-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Salazar S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,722, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-22-07
Status: Complete

The Chamber of Secrets was Salazar's idea.

Lackland Elf Storage

2006-09-26T16:36:34-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-26-06
Status: Complete

After becoming head of the family, Draco must investigate a mysterious bill.

Be Careful What You Ask

2006-06-06T17:34:11-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Parvati P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,091, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

Written for the Second Gen Ficathon. My assignment, from lostlikealice, was Trioera. Parvati and Lavender and anyone else after the end of LavenderRon.

Ordinary People

2006-06-06T04:17:28-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Molly W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 866, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

In a world at war, what can ordinary people do?

Draught of Living Death Not Really

2006-06-05T18:52:11-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

Draco discovers latenight horror films Severus gets creative.

This Year's Search

2005-10-27T17:48:11-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,493, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-27-05
Status: Complete

Severus Snape participates in the annual search for a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher for the first time. Written for the October LJ community hp gen ch Traditions Challenge.

First Day of School

2005-09-16T08:32:33-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-16-05
Status: Complete

New Headmistress Minerva McGonagall performs the traditional Hogwarts ritual for the first day of school. Written for the LJ Community hpgench September challenge: Education.

The Three Wishes of Draco Malfoy

2005-08-13T08:58:52-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Draco M. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,673, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

My response to Alchemia Dent's Monkey's Paw challenge. Draco Malfoy finds an object in Borgin & Burkes that grants wishes and uses it. Oneshot.

Learning to Vanquish

2005-07-10T10:15:20-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 15, Words: 89,819, Reviews: 63 Updated: 7-10-05 Published: 1-9-05
Status: Complete

COMPLETED. Continuation of Counterparts. A sixth year story as close to canon as I can manage, with my predictions as to what will happen. Chapter 15: The endoftheyear debriefing with Dumbledore.

Blackmail

2005-04-07T10:39:32-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,342, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-7-05
Status: Complete

When Snape insists that Harry stop isolating himself, Harry turns the tables on Snape. Preslash, oneshot.Part of Wave VII of the From Dusk till Dawn Severus SnapeHarry Potter FuhQFest at http: No Man Is an Island.

Can I Stay?

2005-02-22T21:04:32-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Molly W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-22-05
Status: Complete

Molly reflecting at the end of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. (The original inspiration for this came from lizardspots lovely picture “Can I Stay?”) One-shot.

Counterparts

2004-09-30T18:24:47-08:00

Author: HumanTales
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,058, Reviews: 32 Updated: 9-30-04 Published: 7-30-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETE. After leaving the Dursleys in the summer after fifth year, Harry goes to Godric's Hollow and finds himself . . . at home. AU with a twist