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The Pursuit of Happiness and Harry, somehow

2009-10-31T17:08:56-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 9, Words: 41,143, Reviews: 125 Updated: 10-31-09 Published: 1-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes, happiness comes around unexpectedly. Then again, so does love. Draco Malfoy pursues Hermione Granger, but somewhere along the way, he falls in love with Harry Potter. Now how did THIS happen! DMHP slash

All He Could Ever Ask For

2009-10-19T07:36:06-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

Collecting Kisses-verse. Harry cuddles with a sleeping Draco. DMHP oneshot fluff

Collecting Kisses

2009-10-13T06:37:34-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-13-09
Status: Complete

If there was one thing that Harry loved more than his foreign wrappers collection... DMHP, oneshot, fluff

FML

2009-08-22T00:38:39-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 893, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.

Regret

2009-08-20T08:07:02-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-20-09
Status: Complete

He feared his reaction, were he to admit to him the sudden flood of affection he felt towards him after his innocence had been willingly, and perhaps foolishly, given away. DMHP, oneshot

Princess

2009-08-16T01:27:56-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,918, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

Draco and Harry's fluffy anniversary dinner, followed by a hot, steamy evening, and a twist at the end! DMHP, oneshot

20 Good Reasons

2009-07-31T06:49:46-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,157, Reviews: 61 Updated: 7-31-09 Published: 7-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Give me 20 good reasons why we can't be together, Harry. DM/HP, WIP

My Son

2009-07-16T01:09:10-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,282, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-16-09
Status: Complete

Lucius, Arthur, Remus and Sirius get together and have a discussion about their sons. Sirius isn't too happy with what Harry's gone and done! implied TL/HP, RW/HP, DM/HP, SS/HP - oneshot

Summer Rain

2009-02-14T05:33:27-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,284, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

HVD! Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with? It was the summer of my eighteenth year when I fell in love. But I didn't have the heart to steal him away from the people awaiting him at home. implied LMHP and DMHP

Severus' Worst Nightmare

2008-12-09T06:07:12-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,977, Reviews: 30 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

Severus never realized how hard it was to be the sole father of a five year old, his precious boy, Harry. He also never realized how difficult it was to fend off other hellspawn, read: Draco, from corrupting his boy. READ THE WARNINGS! SSHP, DMHP

You Are What You Eat

2008-09-20T01:33:25-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 657, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

In which Harry teaches, and Draco learns, a VERY important lesson. DMHP oneshot

Musical Drabbles for the Teenage Soul

2008-07-23T08:58:24-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Five music drabbles. All slash. SS/HPx2 , DM/HPx2 , LM/HPx1 . For my challenge, see my profile. Contains fluff, romance and angst.

Potter Playtime Pals

2008-06-07T16:30:41-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 523, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

Better get that Barbie doll," Harry breathed, pushing Draco back down. Poor Draco was just playing innocently with his dolls, err... action figures, and Harry had to barge in! DMHP slash kinda crackish

Before It's Too Late

2008-04-04T19:44:00-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

If you love someone, you should let them know before it's too late. SSHP angsty oneshot

Sweet Summer Sweat

2008-04-04T16:05:54-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,821, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

To beat the heat, you gotta get hotter. DMHP, smut-shot, PWP

A Screwed Up Fairytale

2008-04-04T03:06:53-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 8, Words: 20,279, Reviews: 114 Updated: 4-4-08 Published: 9-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke is a vampire, who, after 100 years, has been awoken by Naruto. Due to his traitor of a brother, Itachi, Sasuke was put under the ancient spell of the Sharingan. So what do you do if you're a 117 year old vampire? Have fun of course! Narucentricyaoi

Not Farewell, but Goodbye

2008-03-24T15:44:09-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,082, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-24-08
Status: Complete

It's been two years since their abrupt breakup and Severus needs to know if their relationship still has a chance, or if it was dead to begin with. SSHP, implied DMHP slash oneshot

Trapped

2008-03-21T22:20:39-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,833, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

His skin is paler that what Harry remembers, a sickly whitish-gray that was a common trait in all the newly dead. And his arms are holding Harry down, wrapping around him tightly. He can’t escape no matter how hard he struggles. Trapped. Necrophilia DMHP

Sneaky, Lying, Unchaste Tramp

2008-03-06T10:26:54-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,563, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

slut!Harry - Draco notices things between Blaise Zabini and Severus Snape, and they both seem to be connected to a promiscuous Harry Potter. Can Draco make Harry turn a new leaf or is he just another nightly escapade? DMHP slash oneshot

I Saw Daddy

2008-02-19T00:00:38-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,629, Reviews: 36 Published: 2-19-08
Status: Complete

While taking his seven year old daughter out for a shopping trip, Harry ends up mortified when little Lily Potter reveals something he would rather keep private. SS/HP slash oneshot innuendo-y

Monochrome

2008-02-16T07:49:51-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 20,871, Reviews: 88 Updated: 2-16-08 Published: 10-4-06
Status: In-Progress

In an accident, Uchiha Sasuke has overused an important nerve in his Sharingan eye, causing him to suffer from the infamous monochrome condition. Can Naruto realize that it wasn't his fault or will Sasuke's depression take him down with him? SasuNaru.

Lewd Little Love Letters

2008-02-11T03:22:49-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,333, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-11-08
Status: Complete

SS/HP - It's Valentines Day of 1999 and Draco seems to have stumbled, literally, into Harry, procuring some rather questionable letters that challenge the true nature of the Potter-Snape relationship. SLASH oneshot

You Know What They Say

2008-01-29T23:20:26-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

You know what they say about men with big hands and noses... HPSS slash crack? oneshot

A Simple Misunderstanding

2008-01-25T04:55:11-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,480, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Severus’ daughter asks her daddy 'the' question. In the end, it turns out to be a simple misunderstanding, much to Severus' mortification. HPSS, no MPREG, oneshot

Bitter Sweet

2007-12-24T10:33:13-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,017, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

Severus preferred his coffee scalding hot and bitter black. Harry, the only worker at the new café, makes an addition to his life and sweetens up his coffee, but when their relationship falls apart, Severus decides, he liked it bitter anyway. SSHP, DMHP

Love Is Indispensable

2007-12-13T03:58:04-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 24,005, Reviews: 76 Updated: 12-13-07 Published: 11-18-07
Status: Complete

Draco Malfoy didn’t know anything about love, Harry concluded. The reason as to why he was giving him a chance was beyond his own understanding, but now it seems that Draco is the one teaching Harry how to love. DMHP

Wooziness Addiction Numbness Sin

2007-11-19T04:46:42-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,048, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-19-07
Status: Complete

Naruto, I'm taking away my pain, Sasuke whispered, and I'm taking away your pain too. SasuNaru, drug usage, oneshot

Naruto, the Sugar Bum Fairy

2007-11-15T05:54:01-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

Someone HAD to do it and be Sasuke’s sugar plum fairy. Only, Naruto tends to…mishear things. SasuNaru AU oneshot

Naruto's Lunchbox

2007-11-10T07:30:02-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,022, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

Kakashi packs an interesting selection in Naruto's lunchbox for his lunch with Sasuke and Neji. Contrary to popular belief, Naruto isn't as innocent and oblivious as he lets on! SasuNaruNeji with unhealthy innuendos! Oneshot

Can I?

2007-10-29T04:54:09-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,021, Reviews: 48 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

While students studied, preparing notes and completing homework for the next day, Harry Potter was getting a whole, 'nuther kinda education from one Draco Malfoy. But Harry no longer wants a casual shag. He wants romance. Can Draco provide it? oneshot

In Love With The Fool

2007-08-25T07:32:13-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,091, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

Now that Sasuke has returned, Sai is worried that Naruto will leave him. Sai needs the closure before his heart breaks in two. Does Sasuke hold Naruto's heart in the palm of his hands? SaiNaruSasu, angst, oneshot

Harry and Snape go to Pen Island

2007-08-23T20:19:50-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,973, Reviews: 52 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

Harry asks Snape to read him a bedtime story. Pure smut with a twist at the end. SSHP oneshot

Golden

2007-02-14T04:03:56-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,664, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

Because Sasuke ripped my heart from my chest and kept it. He never let me have that golden platter. Yes, he truly was heartless. SasuNaru angstfic oneshot

Numero Uno Pervy Ninja: Sasuke!

2006-10-05T07:05:18-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,472, Reviews: 36 Published: 10-5-06
Status: Complete

We all know that kiss from the academy was an accident...or was it? 13 year old SasuNaru classroom flufflime sorta, KakaIru staffroom innuendos. Take a look and see the truth!

The ANBU Party! Starring Naruto!

2006-07-17T04:19:33-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,103, Reviews: 91 Updated: 7-17-06 Published: 7-5-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT Kakashi has abandoned Naruto's training long enough. Now, Naruto has made it his own duty to sneak into the ANBU party, where crazy ANBU dance and Kakashi is the DJ... KakaNaru, hints of ItaNaru SasuNaru mild cussing

Mamoru

2006-06-20T06:55:56-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,460, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-20-06
Status: Complete

Since childhood, people have been dying out on Naruto, who has started a new life with Iruka and Kakashi. Finally, Naruto is the Hokage, having completely forgotten about the death of Yondaime. But when Sasuke is lying on his deathbed... ONESHOT SasuNaru

Stay A Little While

2006-06-06T06:59:18-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,655, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

Continuation to Magic Sand and Learn to Smile Sasuke and Naruto's final moments together plus a poem expressing Naruto's thoughts about leaving Sasuke Warning: mm romance ONESHOT

While You Were Sleeping

2006-04-27T10:53:01-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,673, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-27-06
Status: Complete

I nearly faint and suppress a squeal as you curl up into a tiny ball and gently bring your thumb into your mouth. This is the first time ever! I wonder what you’re dreaming about, Sasuke-kun? NaruSasuNaru ONESHOT

Learn To Smile

2006-04-26T03:39:32-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,381, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-26-06
Status: Complete

Gaara has gone back to Sunagakure, leaving Naruto alone in Konoha. But now that Naruto has to leave with Jiraiya, how will Sasuke react? All Naruto wants is for him to smile...ShounenaiONESHOT NaruSasuNaru

Magic Sand

2006-04-18T05:01:30-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,457, Reviews: 38 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT Sasuke never plays with Naruto so when Naruchan is requested to guide Gaara around the village, he makes a new friend who finally lets him play with Magic Sand.

Our Little Secrets

2006-04-07T00:24:58-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Daisuke N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,667, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-7-06
Status: Complete

OneShot: Daisuke wonders what it would be like to 'be' with Dark only he's dating Riku! So when Dark starts seducing his girlfriend, Daisuke is jealous. But when Dark is harmed...

Always and Forever: Wounded and Betrayed

2006-01-06T05:59:39-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kagome & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,021, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

Basically, it's MY version of ep. 48 I think. I tweeked it so its different from the actual anime okay? Kagome has just seen InuYasha with Kikyo and has gone back to her time. Show's Kagome's thoughts about the entire KikyoInuYasha affair. oneshot

UGLY

2004-09-03T20:35:52-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,169, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-3-04 Published: 7-6-04
Status: Complete

DISCONTINUED! Kairi is the school nerd. She will do anything to be Sora’s or Riku’s girlfriend. After the accident, two unexpected people come to support her and one of them intertwines their destiny with her…

Eternal Love

2004-08-15T21:36:09-08:00

Author: Rice-Ball247
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,754, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-15-04
Status: Complete

PG Rated. May contain some adult themes. Sakura loves Syaoran I used Li and Syaoran loves Sakura. They are superstars but Syaoran has a girlfriend. Sakura and Syaoran change their identities. How will these two come back together? one chappie