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Lord of the Things: Fellowship of the Thing

2004-01-07T14:10:35-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,952, Reviews: 41 Updated: 1-7-04 Published: 2-4-03
Status: In-Progress

Megatron races against time to build Unicron's new army, but will he like the price he must pay to do so? Mind you, it's pretty obvious he won't, which makes it a bit pointless to ask, doesn't it? Dang it...

The Vampire, the Hylden and the Terrifying Beastie

2004-01-06T13:40:08-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Legacy of Kain
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,890, Reviews: 58 Updated: 1-6-04 Published: 12-3-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 8! Kain searches for the Bishop of Meridian, unaware that not only is doom afoot, it's also ahand...

Metal Gear Solid 2: Cousins of Capitalism

2003-09-19T15:30:23-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-19-03
Status: In-Progress

In the early 21st century, Solid Snake must face two deadly foes: the mysterious Cousins of Capitalism and his own rampaging stupidity...

Crichtonstein

2003-08-09T14:46:26-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Farscape
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,036, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-9-03 Published: 5-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Updated! In Chapter 2, we learn of the horrible tragedy that drove John into his chosen science...

The Wacky Adventures of Ratchet and Megatron!

2003-08-03T11:21:59-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 14,383, Reviews: 43 Updated: 8-3-03 Published: 3-14-02
Status: In-Progress

Sweet Primus, I've updated! In this chapter, the Transformers face a crossover the likes of which no sane individual could ever have envisoned...

Devilish Romance

2003-04-08T05:29:12-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Devil May Cry
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 943, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-8-03
Status: In-Progress

Not much of a title, eh? Anyways, this is a Lucia/Trish romance story played mostly for laughs(?). Enjoy!

The Morning After

2003-04-03T04:30:13-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,877, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-3-03 Published: 9-13-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 4! Dinobot falls afoul of a bored Rattrap, Blackarachnia learns something new, Inferno is puzzled and an old foe returns. Exciting or what?

Devils Never Cry, They Merely Sniffle

2003-03-19T04:49:17-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Devil May Cry
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,325, Reviews: 107 Updated: 3-19-03 Published: 7-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 4 is up! This week, Dante quests for the legendary Pride of Lion, tangles with moron extraordinare Phantom and meets the first of this fic's special guest stars!

Revenge!

2003-03-11T15:01:56-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 16,341, Reviews: 53 Updated: 3-11-03 Published: 2-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 11 is up! This week, Inferno's situation goes from bad to worse when Smokescreen and Red Alert vow to save him. Now with a courtroom side story!

End of the Road

2003-02-20T15:47:37-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,009, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-20-03 Published: 5-23-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 2. Hunted by both the Autobots and Decepticons, Starscream struggles to survive on Cybertron...

Tarantulas vs The Vok: A tale of lotsa stuff

2003-02-10T06:00:45-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,687, Reviews: 17 Updated: 2-10-03 Published: 10-30-02
Status: In-Progress

The Third and Final part to my Other Victories parody! What fiendish plan does Tarantulas have for the captured Tigerhawk? And why does it involve a French maid's outfit?

The Threshold of Terror

2003-01-01T14:26:04-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 588, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Gather 'round ye mortals, as Desire of the Endless hosts a trio of stories that were once accused of being 'vaguely humorous'. You'll cry with laughter, but only if you're being tickled as you read this.

Return of the Dork Knight

2002-10-30T17:17:44-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,830, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-30-02
Status: In-Progress

In this very special parody of the Beast Machines episode 'In Darkest Kinght', we'll see one young spider-woman's heroic attempt to bring her beloved back, despite being hampered by a hippie commander and a fearsome red button. Will she succeed?

King of Iron Fist: Transformers Style!

2002-05-21T04:49:10-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,231, Reviews: 61 Updated: 5-21-02 Published: 4-25-02
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED! The next series of matches, as hosted by the Autobot who makes Gears seem like Mr. Rodgers, Fowlmouth.

Transmutate: How it SHOULD have been!

2002-05-05T10:22:28-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,281, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-5-02
Status: In-Progress

A dancing Rampage? A British Transmutate? An all too easily amused Silverbolt? Why, it must be my 'special' parody of the classic Beast Wars episode 'Transmutate'! HURRAH!

Not Another Bloody Quest!

2002-04-27T05:28:15-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,201, Reviews: 27 Updated: 4-27-02 Published: 2-8-02
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER 6 IS FINALLY UP! The gang find themselves back at Burmecia where they have the good fortune to catch a film premiere...P.S. Sorry for the delay, I've been snowed under as of late. Anyway, enjoy y'all!

Vagrant Story: The Final Insult

2002-02-28T15:31:56-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Vagrant Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,576, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-28-02 Published: 2-16-02
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED! The dead town of Lea Monde is about to get a sudden and violent influx of tourists... R&R please!

Dimension Hop

2002-01-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Fear Effect
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,832, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-28-02 Published: 1-10-02
Status: In-Progress

NOW UPDATED! Chapter 2 sees Hana and Rain stumble into the middle of an all out war. Who will they side with; the garden gnomes or the giant teddy bears?

Mercy

2002-01-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,893, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-11-02 Published: 9-26-01
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 4. Ratchet finds himself with new responsibilites in the aftermath of the monster's assualt. *WARNING: Character Deaths*

The Curse

2002-01-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,822, Reviews: 37 Updated: 1-3-02 Published: 12-16-01
Status: Complete

With Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!

There Are Worse Things Than Death

2001-04-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Metal Gear Prime
Category: Fear Effect
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,649, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-26-01
Status: In-Progress

Deke is made to suffer the consequences of the choices he made in life. This is my first fanfic so please R&R!