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Danny Day Care

2006-10-09T15:30:46-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jackson, D. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 49, Words: 131,464, Reviews: 1372 Updated: 10-9-06 Published: 1-5-06
Status: Complete

Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.

The Worst Hallucination Ever

2006-01-29T22:19:22-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,277, Reviews: 87 Published: 1-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Spoilers for Grace Under Pressure. McKay stops by to thank Carter. Snarky comments ensue. Obligatory Season 9 offscreen SJ.

Just Jack

2006-01-21T17:04:14-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,807, Reviews: 105 Updated: 1-21-06 Published: 11-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Bored at the Pentagon, Jack misses the rest of the gang, then gets a call from someone who misses him too. Ch 2: Post Ripple Effect.SPOILERS.

Of Wontons and Wookies

2005-11-07T18:59:21-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,188, Reviews: 50 Published: 11-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Just something that occurred to me while watching the original Star Wars trilogy. NOT a crossover. Mostly teamfic, sort of Samcentered, SJ UST for good measure.

Conversations in Limbo

2005-10-17T20:11:59-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,442, Reviews: 54 Published: 10-17-05
Status: In-Progress

So, the whole point of this story was to give myself an explanation for why Daniel and O’Neill are in the Atlantis pilot without Carter. Hints at SJ, but if you don’t want to see it you don’t have to.

The Rest of Babylon

2005-09-09T23:25:32-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,624, Reviews: 53 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Some fillinthegap scenes from Babylon what Jack and Sam were up to. SJ. Gen. spoilers for 9, specific for Babylon.

Compromising Positions: A Very Sticky Situation

2005-09-07T00:08:22-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 42,428, Reviews: 375 Updated: 9-7-05 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

The end of the ‘Compromising Positions’ series is, of course, the most embarrassing of all, for all of SG1. SJ. Now Complete.

Compromising Positions: Tied Up

2005-08-24T19:16:49-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,697, Reviews: 205 Updated: 8-24-05 Published: 8-6-05
Status: In-Progress

SG1 has been having a string of bad luck offworld, much to the delight of the SGC betting pools.

A Series of Inordinate Events

2005-07-31T12:17:40-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 24,717, Reviews: 243 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 6-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Each chapter is another Compromising Position. Most have an SJ slant.

You Scientists

2005-07-27T11:01:20-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 42 Published: 7-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Semicrossover with SGA. It's Thor and Carter vs. McKay and Hermiod.

Birthday Traditions 8

2005-07-16T07:13:01-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 9, Words: 50,288, Reviews: 393 Updated: 7-16-05 Published: 6-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Cassie decides to use Daniel and Sam's party to knock some sense into Jack, Sam, and maybe even Pete. The events of Reckoning and Threads interrupt, and everyone has to start over.

Compromising Positions: Bubble Bath

2005-06-14T20:29:15-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,235, Reviews: 137 Updated: 6-14-05 Published: 6-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Have you ever put bubble bath in a hot tub? It's a mistake you only make once. FINISHED.

Birthday Traditions 7

2005-06-10T22:11:57-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 29,852, Reviews: 257 Updated: 6-10-05 Published: 5-17-05
Status: In-Progress

This year, the party is a trip. Set after Chimera, before Death Knell. SJ UST.

Compromising Positions

2005-05-24T12:37:23-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,948, Reviews: 164 Updated: 5-24-05 Published: 5-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Beginning of a new series, in which various members of SG1 find themselves in the position of uttering the phrase, "This isn't what it looks like."

Birthday Traditions 6

2005-05-02T11:42:23-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 23,822, Reviews: 166 Updated: 5-2-05 Published: 4-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Sam has to celebrate without Daniel this year, but that doesn't mean she has to do it alone.

Birthday Traditions 5

2005-03-06T18:58:08-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,433, Reviews: 143 Updated: 3-6-05 Published: 2-27-05
Status: Complete

Jack's got a lot up his sleeve this year for Sam and Daniel's birthday. Complete.

Birthday Traditions: Jack's Day

2005-02-22T13:18:16-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,807, Reviews: 28 Published: 2-22-05
Status: In-Progress

This one takes place within the "Birthday Traditions" universe, but can easily be read as a stand-alone.

Birthday Traditions 4

2005-02-20T21:01:20-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 18,136, Reviews: 164 Updated: 2-20-05 Published: 2-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Rating for a bit of language and some legal drinking, just to be sure. Year 4, slumber party SG-1 style. SJ of course.

Birthday Traditions 3

2005-02-11T20:29:13-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,910, Reviews: 73 Updated: 2-11-05 Published: 2-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Year 3. Sam and Daniel's birthday party. This year it's at O'Malley's. Somebody's Daddy's not too happy. SJ.

Birthday Traditions 2

2005-02-06T18:25:49-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,194, Reviews: 74 Updated: 2-6-05 Published: 1-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Sequel, or second part of "Birthday Traditions" series. Jack throws a birthday party. Sort of SJ.

In Dreams Awake

2005-01-18T21:23:01-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,951, Reviews: 58 Published: 1-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Picks up at the end of "Grace." Sam's still in and out of it, still doing the whole introspective thing. The rest of SG-1 proves that "Dad" was wrong about the difference between content and happy. And I don't like Pete the stalker.

Damage

2005-01-10T20:06:46-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,426, Reviews: 50 Updated: 1-10-05 Published: 1-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Did anyone else really think Jack's little shrug and "I'm back," at the end of "Shades of Grey" was enough of an apology? I didn't, and I don't think Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c would either.

Birthday Traditions

2005-01-03T21:53:20-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,957, Reviews: 50 Updated: 1-3-05 Published: 1-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Season 1 story. Not sure about the rating, the story includes legal drinking and some mild language. Basically, Jack throws a birthday party for the science twins. SJ also

Normal

2004-12-13T19:58:56-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Jacob C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,327, Reviews: 22 Published: 12-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Suppose Sam actually did take a vacation with her dad at the end of "The Devil You Know." This is just a little story about them coming back to the SGC afterwards. Sam missed work, and Jacob figures something out about Sam and Jack.

The Honeyheavy Dew of Slumber

2004-11-13T05:00:56-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 16, Words: 22,192, Reviews: 280 Updated: 11-13-04 Published: 10-21-04
Status: Complete

Summaries are evil. Basically, Carter starts having dreams that are pleasant but distracting. She tries to get rid of them while trying to keep their nature secret. Completed.

A Nice Trip to the Forest

2004-10-19T04:00:42-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,140, Reviews: 61 Updated: 10-19-04 Published: 10-7-04
Status: In-Progress

Little comedy, little angsting, little shippiness... mix well and let simmer for fifteen minutes on medium heat. Stir occasionally. Finished.

Oatmeal

2004-08-15T15:45:55-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 8,424, Reviews: 59 Updated: 8-15-04 Published: 8-14-04
Status: In-Progress

A little shippiness, a little injury, a little humor. Jack breaks his ankle. Sam's in charge.

X303s Are Fun Too!

2004-08-14T12:58:35-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,789, Reviews: 21 Published: 8-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Set right at the beginning of Memento. SG1 don't like being passengers on the Prometheus. They all have a little wicked fun. Absolutely no point to this story.

Humble Beginnings

2004-08-12T21:37:56-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,138, Reviews: 29 Published: 8-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Just a little ditty about Jack and Sam. I find the GDOs, among many other things about the pilot episode, very humorous. And nobody can convince me Jack wasn't the one who came up with that name. Takes place during the pilot.

The Walls Have Ears

2004-08-06T13:47:22-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 38 Published: 8-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Daniel and Cassie argue over the romantic lives of our favorite non-couple. Jack and Sam overhear them.

The Colonel and General are Sleeping Together

2004-08-06T10:16:40-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,078, Reviews: 42 Published: 8-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Post Zero Hour. Everyone was way too smiley in that episode.

Fly on the Wall

2004-08-06T10:13:34-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,828, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Set during the infirmary scene in "Crystal Skull." Daniel's POV.

Carter's Pack

2004-08-06T10:11:33-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,895, Reviews: 43 Published: 8-6-04
Status: Complete

O'Neill, Teal'c, and Jonas go through Carter's pack offworld. She is not amused.

One of Those Days

2004-07-29T14:07:32-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Teal'c
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,612, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Basically, I wanted to see if I could do a somewhat in-character story from Teal'c's perspective. Here he explains some of the unspoken rules of the SGC to Jonas. Of course, I'm physically incapable of writing a story wout SJ UST.

Never Let Men Babysit

2004-07-28T15:25:52-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cassandra F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,873, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Set shortly after Cassie's arrival in Season 1, O'Neill and Daniel get stuck babysitting Cassie.

SG1's New Puppy

2004-07-28T15:10:24-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,423, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Just a little conversation I imagined between O'Neill and Carter, as O'Neill's trying to decide who's going to fill the fourth spot on SG1 after Daniel's gone.

The lift home

2004-07-09T20:50:37-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,680, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Just continues for a little bit after the episode "Tangent" ended - what happens to Jack as Jacob gives him a lift home.

Bugging Carter

2004-07-09T09:24:46-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,936, Reviews: 34 Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Jack O'Neill's favorite hobby.

Base Mom

2004-07-09T09:17:47-08:00

Author: Kate McCaye
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,400, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Sam's not doing so hot after Heroes Jack and Daniel try to help.