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And I'm Javert!

2006-01-18T13:32:47-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Javert
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 28 Updated: 1-18-06 Published: 1-2-06
Status: In-Progress

There are so many different interpretations of Javert, what would happen if they all met? To be honest, you probably dodn't want to know . . . Javert himself certainly doesn't!

Confessions of an accidental deatheater

2005-08-20T11:47:54-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Prudence Yaxley never meant to get arrested, become a deatheater, hurt anyone, or even be friends with Severus Snape. All she wanted was to pass potions and get a certain boy to notice her. Unfortunately, life's not like that

Not Another Wizarding Teen Movie

2005-07-31T08:49:12-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,987, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 7-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Handsome popular boy makes a bet to capture the heart of indivdualistic rebel, despite interference from bitchy girls and nerdy best friend. And you though Hogwarts was so unique!

Over The Wall

2005-06-10T03:46:01-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Valjean & Javert
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,492, Reviews: 29 Updated: 6-10-05 Published: 11-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Which tells the story leading up to Valjean's first escape from prison. Bigger. Longer and Uncut! Beware the very badly writen i don't do romance slash. Expanded for AmZ. Finally finished.

Bienvenu a Pantin, Maitre Javert!

2005-04-13T13:35:18-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,501, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-13-05 Published: 2-9-05
Status: In-Progress

When Javert moved to Paris he was hoping for mystery and intrigue, and, what with a dememted burglar, the hyperactive head of the Surete, the increasingly erratic behaviour of the girl upstairs and a couple of unwelcome faces from the past, he gets it!

Mizzy Python's Flying Circus

2005-04-04T12:09:32-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,934, Reviews: 20 Updated: 4-4-05 Published: 3-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Ever wondered what Les Miserables would have been like had it been written by the Python boys rather than Hugo? No, I didn't think so. Neverless, I am going to attempt to show you

Au Revoir Yellow Brick Road

2005-03-25T13:35:26-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,759, Reviews: 59 Updated: 3-25-05 Published: 12-2-04
Status: In-Progress

Valjean and Cosette DO set off for England, and Marius and Javert decide to follow them. Cue rampant stupidity, parody, OOC-Ness, cross-over and the odd musical number

Les amuses bouches

2005-01-30T04:10:37-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,488, Reviews: 26 Updated: 1-30-05 Published: 9-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Ignoring the dubious food imagery, this is a collection of oneshots and short stories, some amusing and others not (intentionally) so.

A woman's claws

2005-01-28T08:20:03-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,387, Reviews: 29 Updated: 1-28-05 Published: 10-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Post Gorbeau and an exasperated (and slightly OOC) Javert strikes a bargain with Eponine. Unfinished. Rated because Eponine has a dirty mouth.

Insignificant Details

2005-01-09T15:10:39-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,046, Reviews: 47 Updated: 1-9-05 Published: 8-17-04
Status: In-Progress

AU fic with a crappy title. Javert finds himself saddled with Cosette in 1820 - how will this affect the unfolding of events in M-SUR-M? Could get a bit mushy - but might not (depends which side of evil I'm on)edging closer to the end

Huitres ou escargots?

2005-01-01T07:42:23-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Dinner with one's boss is nervewracking enough, but when he presents one with with a choice of snails or oysters things can start to get a little odd. Poor, poor Javert is all I'm going to say

An Actor Prepares

2004-12-17T02:56:42-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-17-04
Status: In-Progress

Interior monologues for three characters that I don't feel get an opportunity for self-reveloritory speach in the novel. Starting with Fantine

Patria

2004-11-25T09:01:25-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,542, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Expansion of a scene on the barricade. Javert takes it into his head to give Enjolras a history lecture. Warning - this is utterly pointless

Seven Dead Mariuses

2004-10-25T03:41:29-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-25-04
Status: In-Progress

I love AU fics and I hate Marius. So I have perverted cannon seven times, each one resulting in the demise of M Pontemercy.

Error of Judgement

2004-10-11T11:25:06-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Drabble written because I was feeling morbid in a lecture on Jonson's satires. Things don't quite go according to plan at the Gorbeau tenement

Every Student's Dream

2004-10-06T06:25:59-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,593, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-6-04 Published: 9-6-04
Status: In-Progress

How do you get every student in Paris together for police surveillance? Agent Rougemont - inspired by Grantaire - has a plan involving opera, free oranges and a certain famous courtesan. But can he get Javert to agree to it? V silly story FINISHED

Interview with a Miserable

2004-09-28T08:59:47-08:00

Author: Argentine Rose
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,677, Reviews: 62 Updated: 9-28-04 Published: 9-7-04
Status: In-Progress

Just what it says on the tin! My screen persona asks assorted mizzies some v silly questions. Will we gain insight and wisdom? Probs not. Will we have a laugh? Hopefully yes. FINISHED