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Could We Start Again, Please?

2008-12-01T21:48:04-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,174, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-1-08
Status: In-Progress

SiriusHermione. Nobody knows much about the veil. What if the person who falls through it isn't really lost forever?

Anything but One

2008-12-01T04:38:52-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Caspian X
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,138, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-1-08
Status: Complete

Slash. CaspianPeter. What could have been behind the intense gazes between these two. MovieVerse.

I Will Look For You

2008-06-27T06:06:37-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,876, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

SeverusHermione. One Shot. In the hour before the battle, they share something desperate. 'Promise me you'll look for me,' she said. 'When ... at the end. Look for me. And I'll find you.'

Moments

2008-06-19T05:22:02-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,256, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

SeverusHermione. OneShot. Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable... attainable.

This Changes Things

2008-06-15T04:09:16-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,047, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-15-08
Status: Complete

SeverusHermione. OneShot. Severus Snape is a very bad man. He knew this because just the sight of Hermione Granger in a turtleneck sweater was enough to make him ...

In The End

2008-05-07T01:54:09-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,937, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. AU. Sirius is still alive in DH, and he and Remus finally face up to some facts about each other, and themselves.

Sirius's Problem

2007-12-28T23:06:53-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,827, Reviews: 51 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a very large problem but he doesn't have the time to do anything about it ... how will his day go with this problem in his way? Smut.

The Twelve Months Of The Year

2007-11-08T04:08:40-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,975, Reviews: 41 Published: 11-8-07
Status: Complete

Slash. One Shot. SiriusRemus. Remus has had enough. He makes a vow that by the end of the year Sirius will realise he is in love with him.

For No Good Reason

2007-11-03T06:53:55-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,037, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. HarryHermione. Harry and Hermione are supposed to go on a double blind date, but their dates mysteriously don't turn up. What to do ...

Something You Want To Tell Me?

2007-09-26T22:29:05-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,860, Reviews: 80 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.

Mystery

2007-08-27T01:43:08-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Formerly Secret Slashyness There is a watcher. There is a subject. Ambiguous characters.

I want

2007-06-25T06:19:59-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,425, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

HermioneRon. One Shot. The trio are in a cold, damp, small tent, and Hermione and Ron have something of a talk.

Weakness

2007-06-12T00:30:16-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,111, Reviews: 36 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

SeverusHermione. One Shot. Hermione has faced down hordes of Death Eaters without a quaver. So what is she running away from in the hall of Hogwarts that could be so terrifying that she needs saving? Not quite what you'd expect ...

Kiss It Better?

2007-05-06T04:33:06-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 35 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a headache. Remus fixes it.

Research

2007-03-26T06:57:35-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-26-07
Status: Complete

SeverusHermione. One shot. Hermione can't seem to get the last page of her novel right, so she turns to the only person who can help her research.

What The House Elf Saw

2007-01-09T03:59:51-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 29 Published: 1-9-07
Status: Complete

One shot. SeverusHermione. What does one lone house elf witness one night in a corridor of Hogwarts?

Body Heat

2006-12-27T17:57:07-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 36 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

Slash. SirusRemus. One Shot. It's cold, there's been a snowball fight. The showers are taken. There is only one option ...

What He Wants For Christmas

2006-12-15T19:41:41-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Season fic, obviously. Sirius doesn't know what to get Remus for Christmas, but there's only one thing Remus really wants.

You can't ignore me any longer

2006-12-15T17:55:21-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,349, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-15-06
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Sirius has had enough of the game between him and Remus and does something about it.

Fooled You

2006-06-27T01:49:32-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,270, Reviews: 70 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. James, Peter and Sirius let Remus in on a little secret about what happens when he drinks. Remus decides to use this to his advantage ...

Opposite Day

2006-06-24T03:57:27-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,462, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. It's Opposite Day. Fun. But not if someone doesn't play the game. Damn them.

Word Association

2006-01-17T01:16:33-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,991, Reviews: 54 Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...

Why Did It Have To Be Me?

2005-12-16T03:31:55-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,556, Reviews: 32 Published: 12-16-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. There's a tense silence around Hogwarts and nobody knows why ...

Never Be The Same Again

2005-11-13T21:00:09-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,348, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

For Hannah. Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. When Remus breaks up with his boyfriend, it falls to Sirius to comfort him once again ... Oh and Sirius spouts a lot of pyschobabble

The Perils of Study

2005-09-21T03:33:51-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,952, Reviews: 35 Published: 9-21-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. Oneshot. Remus is experiencing uncomfortable feelings that he doesn't know the reason for. A study session one day helps him to discover them ... and beware murder of chocolate frogs ...

Birthday Bombshell

2005-06-30T04:02:26-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,749, Reviews: 45 Published: 6-30-05
Status: Complete

Slash.SiriusRemus.One shot. It's Sirius' birthday but he's depressed. Going off to sit by himself means he is inevitably followed by Remus who has some words of advice, an important present and a few choice words ...

Medallion

2005-06-19T05:43:08-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,816, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Slash.SiriusRemus.One shot. The boys have very special medallions that mean something special. Neither of them know how special until a meeting shows them something they never knew or expected ...

The Things We Do For Bacon

2005-05-24T03:30:48-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,901, Reviews: 38 Published: 5-24-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Hannah's Commission fic. After a tumultous breakfast, Remus and James are involved in a duel and Remus gets seriously hurt. Sirius and James fight over Remus' welfare until Sirius comes out with something surprising ...

Moon Boys

2005-04-28T05:55:14-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,865, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-28-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. The boys go out moon gazing and ...

I love you, Goodbye

2005-04-28T05:02:00-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,847, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-28-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Post-Hogwarts. Remus and Sirius are going through a rocky stage in their relationship and Sirus realises he has to leave. Remus is having none of it, however ...

Toadstools

2005-04-12T03:57:00-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-12-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Sirius and Remus are supposed to be looking for toadstools for Madame Pomfrey, but a storm and an intersting conversation interrupts.

Predestined

2005-04-05T21:03:17-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-5-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusREmus. One shot. Are you proud of me, look, my first drabble! It's only 200 words o rsomething, so please read and review!

History of Magic

2005-04-05T20:54:33-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,900, Reviews: 30 Published: 4-5-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Sirius observes Remus in History of Magic (hint, he's asleep. Remus, I mean)

The Nuances of Scent

2005-03-31T06:15:17-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,013, Reviews: 25 Published: 3-31-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. There is a particular smell that Remus is trying to track down. It haunts him until he finally finds what he has been searching for ...

Remus' Easter Philosophy

2005-03-27T01:53:14-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,225, Reviews: 36 Published: 3-27-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Holiday story. Remus and Sirius discuss religion (aka Remus explains to Sirius) during Easter. Sirius gets an idea in his head but interesting consequences evolve (I'm not as enigmatic in these as I think am I)

Imprisoned

2005-03-23T15:24:45-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,278, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Slash. SiriusRemus. In Grimmauld Place. Remus' thoughts on Sirius' depression until he finally goes to do something about it. My first angst, but will end fluffy!

Remus Lupin and the no good, very bad, day

2005-03-06T21:53:47-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,810, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus is having a very bad day, up until and including when he finds Sirius in a very good mood sitting on his bed ... (somebody find me somewhere else to set their get together; if I write another dorm fic I'm going to screa

Codeword: Music OR Sleepless

2005-03-06T04:34:44-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,228, Reviews: 37 Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus can't sleep because of Sirius' music. He goes over to turn it off, but finds himself behind the curtains with Sirius. Events ensue from there ... slightly heavier than my other stuff, is 'smut' the right word ...?

Graduation Night Memories

2005-03-05T17:45:31-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-5-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Graduation night and Remus feels pensive about leaving. A new fence is erected around the lake and Remus tries to calm down. He feels more turbulent than ever, however, when Sirius comes to find him ...

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

2005-02-22T00:33:43-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,178, Reviews: 36 Published: 2-22-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. Long One Shot. There is a concert in town of a very famous band whom Remus just happens to love. Sirius bought him tickets for his birthday, so what will happen when they get there ..?

Taste

2005-02-18T19:33:14-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,551, Reviews: 28 Published: 2-18-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus had found himself an ice block and sits down to eat it. Sirius is watching, however and this creates some problems when he wonders what it tastes like ...

Where's my tie?

2005-02-15T01:48:52-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 34 Published: 2-15-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus is frazzled over exams and can't find his tie. Sirius watches gleefully until the tie is just too much ...

Parchment

2005-02-13T04:18:08-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,769, Reviews: 42 Published: 2-13-05
Status: Complete

Title will change, any ideas? Slash SiriusRemus. One shot Sirius writes down his thoughts on ... someone on an unimportant piece of parchment ... but it's not really so unimportant after all ... R and R please

Doing the Dishes

2005-02-11T05:39:03-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,718, Reviews: 37 Published: 2-11-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. How much fun can doing the dishes be? Well, try adding some hot water, a sneaky Sirius and a few Queen songs and see what you discover ... One-shot

So kiss me

2005-02-02T00:00:52-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 33 Published: 2-2-05
Status: Complete

Slash. Purely random insanity. Purely dialogue. No plot. A one minute read. Sirius is bored and persuades Remus to help him. Uses the word 'so' a lot.

When Senses Take Leave

2005-01-30T21:13:13-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,020, Reviews: 40 Published: 1-30-05
Status: Complete

Slash, consider yourself warned. SiriusRemus A random oddity of craziness as Remus' mind takes a holiday and he does ... interesting things that lead to Sirius' mind taking a break with Remus' mind and having fun. Cute and random. One-shot

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

2005-01-29T17:52:02-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,072, Reviews: 60 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. Sirius and Remus play games in the dark (nothing suss yet) that has some interesting consequences. Once again, I state SLASH, so if it's not your ship, get off. One shot

It's all coming back to me now

2005-01-17T01:03:06-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,418, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

Slash. SiriusRemus. About how they get back together after Azkaban. One-shot

Irresistible Detention

2005-01-15T19:26:49-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,169, Reviews: 34 Published: 1-15-05
Status: Complete

One-shot between Sirius and Remus as Remus helps Sirius avoid detention. Slash. Not your ship, get off and swim. Or I'll give you a lifeboat if I'm nice. Small ficlet but kinda cute. Reviews will help me improve! lol

Broken

2005-01-02T02:10:56-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,372, Reviews: 45 Updated: 1-2-05 Published: 12-28-04
Status: Complete

It's a red full moon and it affects a certain werewolf more than he thought possible. Everyone goes into a panic, but one person is more worried than the rest. Warning: Slash content ahead. Not your ship, get off, I wont' make you pay full fare. RLSB

Romance From Every Quarter

2004-09-19T20:16:25-08:00

Author: Romantic Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,102, Reviews: 126 Updated: 9-19-04 Published: 7-22-04
Status: Complete

When Dumbledore decides that the school needs livening up with a musical, who should be cast as the leading roles of the homosexual couple? Comedy and angst ensue...read and review! Complete! It's slash, btw