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In Sickness, In Health

2009-12-09T07:32:41-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,419, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-9-09
Status: Complete

Hatter's only in Alice's world for a week when he experiences the wonders of the common cold. Of course Alice isn't going to take advantage of his weakened state to ask him some hard questions! Why would you think such a thing? Oneshot for SyFy's Alice.

The Shapes of Things

2009-12-08T18:32:12-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,979, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-8-09
Status: Complete

I know you’re going to," is what the grin says, "and you know I know, and I know that you know I know. We’re a knowledgeable couple." Alice is home, and Hatter is making himself comfortable. One shot for SyFy's Alice, post-series. AliceXHatter.

Vile Canuck

2009-11-06T13:33:21-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Due South
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Benton F. & Ray V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,899, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

That's what partnerships were about. A combination of differences. Good cop, bad cop. Chicago, Canada. Police officer, Mountie. It would be better, of course, if they could reach some sort of agreement about it. Fraser and Ray, getting used to each other.

Always Teatime

2009-10-08T19:00:05-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Mad Hatter & Alice
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,566, Reviews: 17 Updated: 10-8-09 Published: 9-4-09
Status: In-Progress

They're at tea. They're always, always at tea, and there's no time to wash the things between whiles. A series of short pieces, featuring the genial beverage and based around an overloaded table.

As Lucifer

2009-10-04T15:39:21-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Gone with the Wind
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,288, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

At 17, Rhett visits Savannah and is terribly bored. His only distraction is the romantic drama going on between a proud, beautiful girl and her dark eyed cousin, Philippe Robillard. Rhett, Ellen, Philippe. Everyone was young once.

All The Rage

2009-09-30T20:56:29-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Rogue & Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,549, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-30-09
Status: Complete

Logan wonders why he gets sent after her, every time she runs away. Rogue knows the reason. Wherever she's going, he's the only one that can always catch up with her. Rogue/Logan. One shot.

Pies of the Damned

2009-09-24T16:38:40-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pushing Daisies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,248, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 10-21-08
Status: In-Progress

It was hard to say at exactly what point the new case became an issue, but Chuck was willing to bet it was when someone mentioned necrophilia and Ned’s eye began to twitch. Now they've got a vampire on the loose. Nothing can stop secrets from emerging.

A Little Fall of Rain

2009-09-12T18:00:49-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,480, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-12-09
Status: Complete

Missouri Breaks/One-Eyed Jacks Xover. Clayton the regulator and Rio the outlaw find themselves in jail together. Nothing breeds dislike so much as being related. Unfortunately, there's only one bullet in the gun.

The Prodigal

2009-08-20T18:50:40-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-20-09
Status: Complete

Don Juan DeMarco He traded in the cape for some jeans, the accent for freedom. Don Juan returns to an island he remembers keenly, where the love of his life waits for him forever. The couple on their second honeymoon are just along for the ride.

Afters

2009-07-19T08:55:48-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,783, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

A Streetcar Named Desire. You didn't think you could hide from me forever, did you, he says. No, Stella tells him, no, just long enough. Five years later, Stanley Kowalski is a brick wall coming down the sidewalk, and Stella has nowhere to go.

With a White Stone

2009-07-05T18:36:49-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Alice
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,872, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

He marked the days that were particularly pleasant with a white stone. Days such as this one, when Alice was a captive, enchanted audience, breathlessly waiting for the story to continue.

Of Many Hats

2009-07-05T18:25:27-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alice & Mad Hatter
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,213, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

There's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.

On Repeat

2009-07-05T14:18:53-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Tin Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Glitch & DG
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,064, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

Ambrose is looking for any reason, any reason at all, to spend time with DG. But his excuses are getting a little thin. DG/Ambrose, somewhat onesided, and mentions of DG/Cain. Post-miniseries. One shot.

Shills and Decoys

2009-06-28T17:43:58-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Guys and Dolls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 967, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

After drinks and dancing and mission bells, the taxi to the airport turns out to be the fun part. Sky and Sister Sarah, leaving Cuba behind. One-shot.

Thirty Days Hath

2009-06-17T16:46:11-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Sweet November
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

1968 Sweet November. She's trying to teach him the fine art of plumbing, but he's getting all tangled up in words and bicycle tape. Sara/Charlie. One shot.

Alice Aforethought

2009-04-13T08:46:54-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alice & Mad Hatter
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,185, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-13-09
Status: Complete

The truth was, he'd seen this girl coming miles away. Seen straight to the future to her reentry to Wonderland, when suddenly she was so delightful. Now, though, she's an annoying little girl who prattles on endlessly. Hatter/Alice, and a tea party.

Lastly, In The Fire

2009-02-01T17:04:00-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Battlestar Galactica: 2003
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Conoy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,610, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

He doesn't want to tell her he's afraid, because she'll just press the advantage. But he is. He's terrified, bone deep, somewhere in the soul he's still convinced he has. Kara/Leoben. Spoilers for 4.11.

Like Those White Ghosts

2008-12-23T08:23:20-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,907, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

Fanfic for Double Happiness. She gets out of the car and runs for her life. She's afraid to leave things behind, but more afraid not to reach out for the things in front of her. Jade/Mark.

What It Wouldn't Be, It Would

2008-12-18T06:56:58-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Ace & 7th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,143, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-18-08
Status: Complete

He really should have learned by now not to underestimate Ace’s penchant for experimenting. The Seventh Doctor and Ace, in the middle of it all. One-shot.

The Things That Come After

2008-11-26T07:22:17-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Harvey D. & Rachel D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

He wakes up in a hospital yet again, and his sanity slips away a little more. Harvey Dent has an argument with himself, post-death. One shot with Harvey, Rachel, and sort of the Joker. Takes place after TDK.

Identity Theft

2008-11-26T07:09:23-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: 10th Doctor
Chapters: 9, Words: 23,793, Reviews: 20 Updated: 11-26-08 Published: 7-3-08
Status: Complete

A distress call from Second Plight, where time is changing drastically. If only a dying people was all they had to deal with, but when a harmless-looking girl enters their lives, the Doctor's changed pretty drastically himself. Ten/Rose. Now complete!

Thinking Of Me The Same Old Way

2008-11-20T13:39:20-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Tin Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ahamo & DG
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,173, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-20-08
Status: Complete

Some of the things she suspected turned out to be true. One shot. Ahamo/DG one-sided, DG/Cain.

Win the Battle, Lose the War

2008-10-20T16:07:08-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,712, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

He chooses his defeats, she makes his victories. Thirteen years later, the stories have changed. Roy/Alexandria. Fanfic for "The Fall."

Leaving the Lights On

2008-10-13T17:35:17-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

He comes back to a surprise. Not all that dies is dead. A short piece for the prompt "the enemy of my enemy is my friend," with the Joker and Rachel.

Mutal Admiration and Respect

2008-10-06T08:28:10-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Battlestar Galactica: 2003
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: W. Adama & L. Roslin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,290, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

I'm having a dinner party," Laura says, "and you're not invited." The President and the Commander, early on.

Native Son

2008-09-28T18:27:36-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

He loves this city. It does things for his amusement, mass pratfalls and mass executions. It believes in bats and Harvey Dent and getting ahead while you still have one. Pre-TDK. One-shot.

Long Live The Bat

2008-09-18T08:03:31-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,409, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-18-08
Status: In-Progress

It irks him, that he has to find out from a newspaper, instead of being there for the end itself. The Bat is dead, and the Joker wants revenge. Gotham's going to be so boring without a flying rodent. Joker, Batman, Harley, Riddler, etc.

A Jester Among Us

2008-09-09T08:03:38-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,856, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-9-08 Published: 8-23-08
Status: In-Progress

He acts as the agent of chaos, a serious duty but a lot of fun. She tries not to feel that she's tagging along, tries to create a little mayhem of her own. In the midst of a plot to kidnap Gordon and trap a bat, comes a new worry. Joker/Harley, post TDK.

Bird In Hand

2008-09-02T06:00:49-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,602, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

So he’s stuck in Arkham with the droolers and the ravers. Thank God Batsy’s having to do a little time himself. The Joker’s absolutely starved for entertainment, and a little mutual psychoanalysis will do them both the world of good. Post-TDK.

Mary Poppins: A Tragedy

2008-08-19T16:08:01-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,439, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

What to do when the heirs are setting off bombs and generally acting up? Hire a governess, of course. Too bad Mr. Banks has such a history with this one. She's the last person he expected to see. Mary Poppins. Yes. You read it right.

Alice's Adventures in a DemiHell

2008-08-18T19:18:15-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,997, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

The notion of having the best of both worlds had always appealed to her. But when some denizens of Wonderland show up in her house, she suspects things have gone a bit too far. One-shot.

All Ye Who Enter

2008-08-15T06:17:20-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,811, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-15-08
Status: In-Progress

He's a little busy, what with being an agent of chaos and all. But stealing Rachel Dawes, well, that he can always find time for. It's part of the so-called plan, anyway. Mid-TDK, one-shot, the Joker and Rachel.

Playing At Pretend

2008-08-14T07:34:27-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,717, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-14-08
Status: Complete

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Butch needs a little help from a friend, and Etta's the only one of the right gender. They both forget what a good liar he is. Butch/Etta, pre-movie.

In The Offing

2008-08-12T21:29:47-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.

Predicate

2008-08-12T06:59:56-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Northern Exposure
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,364, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

She's not going to tell him she still goes to Juneau for that medical conference every year. He's not going to tell her that he took flying lessons. Fleischman and O'Connell, together again. One-shot.

And Lifts The Latch

2008-07-30T08:01:43-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,006, Reviews: 49 Updated: 7-30-08 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

There's enough stories going around about this prisoner that she's beginning to doubt men and firepower. The Joker waltzes away, and Harley Quinn follows. Postscript to The Dark Knight. Part three posted. Really finished now.

Time Has Made Me

2008-07-07T14:05:37-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,520, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-7-08
Status: Complete

Even here, at the end of all things, she still takes some convincing. The Doctor and Rose, past the end of the fourth series. Spoilers for Journey's End.

And Kills Potent Kings

2008-06-18T08:25:21-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,311, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

This time, he fights. A one shot based largely on morbid spec for the ending of series four. Ten, Rose, and the Master.

Absolution

2008-04-23T21:01:49-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 42, Words: 66,632, Reviews: 570 Updated: 4-23-08 Published: 3-2-05
Status: Complete

Two years after Christine left him, Erik finds himself haunted by her, still, and enlists the help of a census taker to hunt her down and force another confrontation. Both EC and EOW.

Sure

2008-04-18T08:05:30-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,747, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-18-08
Status: Complete

Oh, she knew. She knew because he told her. Once. Tenth Doctor and Rose, oneshot.

In Case

2008-03-14T18:38:17-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sydney B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

He wanted to be her, the way she was him. One shot that takes place during the first season episode "Color Blind." Sydney and Shepard in the safe house.

Mine, Almost

2008-02-25T07:18:47-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Juno
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

This fat suit, she likes. This one, she can take off. She forgets that it makes her look exactly the same. Juno, Mark, a years later tag end to the movie.

357 Conversations About One Thing

2008-02-06T15:18:30-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-6-08
Status: Complete

No matter how you look at it, its still a different species.

Guided By Wire

2008-01-20T21:58:14-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pushing Daisies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,779, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

The facts were these. Chuck thought it was too weird to wear a dress she was meant to be buried in. Ned thought, for his own peace of mind, she should wear some pants. Clearly a shopping expedition is in order. One-shot.

Might Not Never

2007-07-24T14:13:14-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,162, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

He's kissing her an awful lot, this dream around. Much much postDoomsday, no spoilers for anything else. 10Rose.

Phoenix

2007-07-24T11:23:20-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,980, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

There's a little remnant of Gallifrey left, tucked away in the back of the TARDIS. Rose finds it without even looking. 10Rose.

Tell Me

2007-05-29T11:54:49-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,595, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-29-07
Status: Complete

He's alone in a boat with a lightless lantern, and he doesn't know where he's going. It may be her time, but she wasn't keeping track. One shot, post AWE. Norrington, Elizabeth.

The Certainty Principle

2007-01-21T12:29:49-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Amita R. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,669, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-21-07
Status: Complete

He looked supremely out of place in the dark classroom. She never was really sure what he was doing there. One shot, DonxAmita.

The Universe Next Door

2006-12-24T18:08:35-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,601, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

She told them about one dream, and regretted it ever since. There was no way to explain that it wasn’t the goodbye she needed. She gave him credit for trying. PostDoomsday.

Never Again

2006-12-24T18:06:14-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

She had to go back and think of it, later. Think it over again, and wonder what he really meant. PostDoomsday.

Logic

2006-12-24T18:04:34-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,940, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

There is a Doctor, and he travels with Rose, in this and all universes. PostDoomsday.

For My Sins

2006-12-04T09:45:04-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-4-06
Status: Complete

Nevermind that agents of his rank had the life expectancy of gnats. As far as he was concerned, everything after the first kill was anticlimax. Post Casino Royale. Oneshot.

Continuation Theory

2006-11-04T17:16:33-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,231, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-4-06 Published: 10-27-06
Status: In-Progress

It isn't easy coming to terms with things when someone changes, and even harder when you can't remember why. But the real trouble comes when the person who's supposed to know what's going on is walking around with his eyes wide shut. RosexTen.

Past Perfect

2006-10-27T20:28:45-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,137, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Run, he’d said. He hadn’t told her when to stop. There were hidden moments all along, which no one saw. RosexNine.

The Perfect Ten

2006-10-27T20:22:02-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,697, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-27-06
Status: Complete

She made the mistake of asking him to make dinner. The TARDIS substitutes, broccoli is integrated, and chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues. Sorry about the kittens. RosexTen

Perfectly Normal

2006-10-27T20:07:50-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-27-06
Status: Complete

Some things about humans catch even the Doctor off balance. No spoilers, fairly short, with Rose and Ten.

Waste Not

2006-07-19T17:49:18-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,038, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

She wonders if he remembers the night she tried to bargain for her life, and he reminded her she had next to nothing with which to bargain. Oneshot, ElizabethBarbossa and some ElizabethJack. Set after DMC.

An Act of Outright Stupidity

2006-07-19T14:04:24-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

The first time she sees him, one of them is in trouble. JE. Oneshot. Set sort of before DMC.

Three

2006-07-08T15:38:23-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-8-06
Status: Complete

The first saved her. The second stole her. The third shouldn't have meant anything at all. JE, EB, and, er, EW. One shot.

The Not Quite Believable Story of Lemon Gently

2006-07-02T15:34:40-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,814, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-2-06 Published: 2-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Her father was her mother. Her home is in jeopardy, and Alex Trebeck isn't looking happy. A space ship has landed on her lawn, and an alien is offering to show her adventures, excitement, and really wild things. And her name is Lemon.

Exodus

2006-07-02T15:32:36-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,741, Reviews: 36 Updated: 7-2-06 Published: 10-3-05
Status: In-Progress

[POTCxCorpseBride] A tragic tale of romance, passion, moonlit nights, rum, and two dead people.

The Original

2006-06-27T22:12:44-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,641, Reviews: 36 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

She bought him some of his own. The least he could do is share. Set after Fear Her but basically spoiler free, apart from the marmalade. Oneshot, 10Rose.

Walk On

2006-06-15T09:53:53-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Oz Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,566, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

Childhood fears aren't easy to face. An odd and dark one shot, as the Scarecrow and Dorothy journey to the Emerald City.

Rise Above

2006-06-03T12:44:27-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,847, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

She asks and he delivers, a lesson in Gallifreyan biology and a look at what could have, should have been. Ninth Doctor and Rose. One shot.

Rude And

2006-05-31T14:18:48-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 21 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

A DoctorxRose story, except a bit unusual. Each regeneration seems to get younger and hotter. One shot.

Transition

2006-05-26T22:29:43-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Wolverine & Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 894, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-26-06
Status: Complete

A little bit for those of us who favor RoguexWolverine. You know who you are. One shot.

Just Breathe

2006-05-01T11:44:19-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Han S. & Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,991, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-1-06
Status: Complete

Eventually, everyone has to meet the parents. A patently ridiculous one shot, for which I heartily apologize.

Square One

2006-04-18T18:52:14-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,972, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

She wants the night before. He just wants the morning after. 9Rose.

Jargon

2006-04-16T20:05:03-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,106, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

She spends far too much time staring at him, heedless of what curiousity did to the cat. One shot. 9Rose. Comfy as an armchair.

The Perfect Failure

2006-04-13T09:46:44-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,292, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-13-06
Status: Complete

Even demons aren't immune to past failures catching up when you least expect it. Crowley finds this out firsthand.

The Trespass

2006-04-08T17:53:02-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,729, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-8-06
Status: Complete

One doesn’t become a pundit without paying some attention to the impulses of the human race. A young Holmes helps out an old friend. One shot.

A Book Before Bedtime

2006-04-02T13:27:57-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,427, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

The Doctor reads a bedtime story. Rose is easily amused. Warning for gratuitous corruption of Dr. Seuss. Oneshot. 9Rose.

Terms of Endearment

2006-03-17T15:54:19-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 16, Words: 21,219, Reviews: 312 Updated: 3-17-06 Published: 2-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Doomed to immortality and fed-up with his lot, Erik loses his temper and offs a group of his more annoying phangirls. He finds himself forced to take refuge in the cellar of an unlovely, unworthy Gerry-phanatic.

Inevitable

2006-03-06T20:12:08-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Red Eye
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-6-06
Status: Complete

One shot. Lisa thinks seriously about her life with Jackson, or the possibility of one, or something along those lines. Kind of fluffy! Well, not really. Pseudo fluffy!

The Knight on the Landing

2006-02-23T13:48:32-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Red Eye
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,060, Reviews: 62 Updated: 2-23-06 Published: 10-11-05
Status: Complete

She'd sworn it would never happen to her again. For every decision, there are two courses of action. Two choices open to her, two roads. In short, upstairs or down.

The Further Adventures Of

2006-02-15T22:01:31-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 30,064, Reviews: 354 Updated: 2-15-06 Published: 5-14-05
Status: Complete

The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.

Yours In Boredom

2006-01-28T18:51:14-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

Carl's letter to a fangirl from long ago. Things go along as usual in the Vatican. For a given value of usual.

Improv

2006-01-28T15:31:25-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 13,320, Reviews: 117 Updated: 1-28-06 Published: 8-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.

The Cat and the Captain

2005-12-07T10:53:13-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,061, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-7-05
Status: Complete

Curiously enough, someone came after him for a purpose other than the price on his head. Oneshot, JE, and a product of staying home sick. Please review if you read.

Heavily Medicated for Your Safety

2005-10-09T19:02:00-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,692, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-9-05
Status: Complete

One shot. Charlie imitates Wonka. Wonka does weird things. Love is in the air. Sort of. Nonslash. Indications of rhinos.

Another Fine Mess

2005-09-23T00:45:53-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-23-05
Status: In-Progress

[Don Juan DeMarco] Madness isn’t always as sudden as we might think. Before his sessions with Dr. Mickler, there were some telling moments with a different psychiatrist, who treated him...differently.

Exhaustion

2005-09-20T00:39:34-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Secret Window
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,332, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-20-05
Status: Complete

One shot. Mort is visited by a few old friends that he thought he'd seen the last of long ago. Confusion ensues. Probably a bit disturbing.

Brokeback Bridge

2005-09-15T19:18:19-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Finding Neverland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,731, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-15-05
Status: Complete

One shot. Sylvia had one great wish, and James may manage to fulfill it. Sweet, light, thoughtful.

A Tranquil Diversion

2005-09-13T23:49:46-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,857, Reviews: 41 Published: 9-13-05
Status: Complete

Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.

Scenes from a Former Existence

2005-09-11T17:54:39-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Red Eye
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,045, Reviews: 21 Published: 9-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Premovie. Jackson watches Lisa's every move, and yet still learns less about her than he would like. LisaXJackson. Like everything else.

Uncertain

2005-08-30T16:46:55-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Red Eye
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,739, Reviews: 42 Published: 8-30-05
Status: Complete

Another one shot, once again highlighting the LisaJackson pairing. Takes place after the movie's end, and is heavier in content and intent. Enjoy!

Folie A Deux

2005-08-30T15:06:55-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 16, Words: 18,056, Reviews: 284 Updated: 8-30-05 Published: 7-3-05
Status: Complete

Erik is dead, say the papers. But deep inside, Christine doubts. She returns to the lair beyond the lake... and discovers more than she ever dreamed possible. Primarily Lerouxbased. COMPLETED.

A Long Walk Alone In The Dark

2005-08-26T19:39:54-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Red Eye
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,429, Reviews: 43 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

The scene in the airplane bathroom goes a little differently. One shot, for those of you who thought there would be a little more LisaJackson romance.

I Think We're Alone Now

2005-08-25T09:06:05-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-25-05
Status: In-Progress

When she finds the only Golden Ticket in the second contest, she's surprised to learn something about Wonka that she didn't know. There should be a farce setting here.

Tomb Raider 3: The Revenge of Terry Sheridan

2005-08-11T14:01:54-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Tomb Raider
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,289, Reviews: 89 Updated: 8-11-05 Published: 1-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Good thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.

The True Saga of Crazy as a Loon Erik

2005-07-31T19:48:38-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,645, Reviews: 178 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 3-4-05
Status: Complete

Completed. The next logical step after True Saga of Weak Willed Christine. Erik is really crazy... and not in the best way. This is completely insane and rather morbid. Please forgive me.

The Black Knight Always Triumphs

2005-07-10T21:48:01-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Absolut parody. In which Bruce Wayne is made fun of generally, Alfred is just sick of the whole thing, and Spiderman makes a guest appearance.

The Dead Hour

2005-07-01T17:49:51-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,936, Reviews: 26 Published: 7-1-05
Status: In-Progress

An examination of how Crane first became Scarecrow. Dark, suicide themes.

The Edge

2005-06-20T12:24:10-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,168, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-20-05
Status: In-Progress

The truth behind what Erik was thinking as she kissed him, and what happened when she came briefly back. He is not the only one who is obsessed. Rated for certain situations.

Me Myself and I

2005-06-02T18:46:50-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,611, Reviews: 33 Published: 6-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Nigh impossible to describe.

Down Once

2005-05-25T14:23:46-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 943, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-25-05
Status: Complete

Angsty one shot. He takes her down to the lair for the first time. Legend is a painful birth. Please read and review.

Only Forever

2005-05-20T18:46:04-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Crossover: Labyrinth and Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: Jareth & Erik
Chapters: 21, Words: 29,361, Reviews: 150 Updated: 5-20-05 Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

She lost something in the depths of the Labyrinth and so did he. Can they join forces against the Goblin King? Or will a slight case of insanity get in the way? LabyPOTO crossover. COMPLETE.

Music of the Mind

2005-05-20T01:42:09-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,126, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-20-05
Status: Complete

His first memories, the mask on his face, the sounds of the world. My first and hopefully only angsty one shot, as it made me rather depressed. Please R and R.

Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician

2005-05-07T12:23:16-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,753, Reviews: 98 Updated: 5-7-05 Published: 2-19-05
Status: In-Progress

An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.

The Heartwarming Story of Lukey and Boomer

2005-04-15T21:00:40-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Chicago!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Chicago retold, with men in the main roles and a perverse sense of humor. Just when you thought it was safe to do jazz hands again...

Original Vampire Brides: Road Trip

2005-04-13T20:14:48-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 21,921, Reviews: 223 Updated: 4-13-05 Published: 11-13-04
Status: Complete

I've had a request. Nonetheless, here is another chapter. Main summary deleted as it doesn't really matter. COMPLETE!

Whose Lair Is It Anyway?

2005-04-07T17:39:29-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 20, Words: 68,012, Reviews: 927 Updated: 4-7-05 Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!

The Lost Tales of A Steward's Son

2005-03-30T20:07:32-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Faramir & Boromir
Chapters: 12, Words: 15,948, Reviews: 41 Updated: 3-30-05 Published: 10-11-04
Status: In-Progress

This story follows the little-known youngest son of Denethor, who has an eye more on gaining fame for himself than on peace in the land, as the War of the Ring begins. ON HIATUS.

XFiles: Shipper

2005-02-24T13:55:43-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: X-Files
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,564, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

One-shot. Mulder eats Cocoapuffs, Scully is very bad at being seductive, and shippers have taken over the world. Kind of. Oh, the horror of it all!

The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine

2005-02-18T14:54:06-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 17,732, Reviews: 307 Updated: 2-18-05 Published: 1-30-05
Status: In-Progress

A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.

What Else Rhymes With Duck?

2005-02-03T16:06:48-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Tomb Raider
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 32 Published: 2-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Lara and Terry... in limerick. Oh, I'm so bored... so terribly, terribly bored...

Strange Angel

2005-01-20T13:37:25-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 27 Updated: 1-20-05 Published: 1-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Reflecting on moments spent with the Phantom, Christine learns to regret... From their first encounter to the dreams she has of him now, she believes she should have made a different choice. Please read and review! Reviews much appreciated!

His Life An Open Book

2005-01-07T13:59:47-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,273, Reviews: 72 Updated: 1-7-05 Published: 10-30-04
Status: In-Progress

In this episode, a brief appearance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein, sorry, Duncan sings! Also Dracula appears and gives our heros a good tea! Yay! Story discusses some of the mysteries of Van Helsing's private life.

Big Bang Theory

2004-12-31T10:10:23-08:00

Author: Random-Battlecry
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 35, Words: 33,215, Reviews: 131 Updated: 12-31-04 Published: 9-24-04
Status: Complete

Extras added, the Lost Episode with VH and Hannah's peculiar romance! Story finished! Carl and Van Helsing investigate a series of murders, some years old, connected to a former insane-asylum inmate. Complete.