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To Hell With Gaz

2009-10-29T10:50:07-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Gaz
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,476, Reviews: 48 Updated: 10-29-09 Published: 9-20-09
Status: Complete

When Gaz dies, where will she go? Suggested by Zim'sMostLoyalServant.

Cancer

2009-09-20T09:11:00-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-20-09
Status: Complete

Diagnosed with cancer, Dib weighs his options. Yes. I was in just THAT black a mood.

Dib's Luck

2009-04-16T09:27:38-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,979, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-16-09
Status: Complete

Dib has to catch a plane, but it isn't easy. Will he make his flight? Some naughty wordies.

Gaz's Nightmare

2009-04-16T09:19:54-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-16-09
Status: Complete

Gaz herself is plunged into a nightmare world, a ghastly, unspeakable horror that in her waking life she is unable to even imagine.

Warm Fuzzies, Too

2009-04-16T06:28:54-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,154, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-16-09
Status: Complete

Another fluffy, gooey, heartwarming, sweet little family moment at the Membrane household! Membrane doesn't hit anybody this time, I promise. Really. Heavy sarcasm alert, though.

The Cake Is A Lie

2009-01-18T12:03:41-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,800, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

After a lifetime of mastering video games while meting out horrible doom to anyone who rubs her the wrong way, Gaz gets her reward.

Stille Nacht

2008-12-20T10:11:57-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,351, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

The title is German for "Silent Night," but the rest of this fic is definitely in English. As Dib prepares to throw a snowball at Zim, he remembers something which Darkbootie told him happened one Christmas during World War One.

Christmas Day Warm Fuzzies

2008-12-20T10:06:47-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Gaz & Prof. Membrane
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

A somewhat estranged relative comes to spend Christmas Day with Gaz and her father. Another warm fuzzy Christmas family moment!

Christmas Eve Warm Fuzzies

2008-12-20T10:04:40-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Gaz is feeling lonely on Christmas Eve until someone steps in with the remedy. A warm fuzzy Christmas family moment!

What Really Happened: Game

2008-10-06T12:03:43-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

Yes. Another Gaz one. I knew I was going to do another one of these! I just wasn't sure what the situation would be.

Jump

2008-10-06T09:36:51-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,910, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

Dib sits on a rooftop looking up at the stars. However, some passersby believe he went up to the roof for a completely different reason.

The End of the World

2008-07-24T11:43:15-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,067, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

The world ends. Request by ZimsMostLoyalServant. NOTE: If you think I've been writing too much Gaz lately, you can just read Chapter One; it's 97% Gaz free!

Baby Gazzee

2008-07-23T19:01:39-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,006, Reviews: 37 Updated: 7-23-08 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

Gaz reveals her emotional age. Now she has a babysitter... TAK! Guest hosts: the Mythbusters! Special request by ManosHands. NOTE: If you think I've been writing too much Gaz lately, you're going to want to skip this one.

Double Attack

2008-07-10T11:28:01-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,132, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Dib enters a chess tournament, but none of his classmates care. Will anybody show up to encourage him? . . . Read author's notes please and thank you. I have a question.

Karma Circle 09: And They Called It Love

2008-07-06T08:51:04-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-6-08
Status: Complete

What happens when the recipient of constant abuse keeps hearing that it means "love"? I got the idea for this months ago, but I've been saving it for a special occasion.

Warm Fuzzies

2008-04-01T07:28:19-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,486, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Here's the reason Dib keeps treating Gaz so much better than she treats him. NOT literally. Grab your hankies; you never knew I could be such a softie after all. I made just TWO little changes, and they're so tiny, I bet you'll never even notice them. AU

Working It Off

2008-03-18T07:12:37-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-18-08
Status: Complete

Adult Gaz is having a bad day... a bad day for Gaz that is. How is she going to work off the bad mood she's in?

Witch Hunt

2007-09-08T01:02:23-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,004, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-8-07 Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

Historical AU. One age's crackpot is another age's saviour. Hath the jury reacheth a verdict? COMPLETE. WARNING: Character Death.

Karma Circle 08: Committed

2007-05-24T09:18:06-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,184, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-24-07
Status: Complete

Gaz tells a psychiatrist about all the ways Dib bugs her.

Gay Pride

2007-04-01T12:43:14-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,813, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

Dib comes out as gay and goes to his first ever Gay Pride parade. Believing homosexuality is the fastest way to destroy human civilization, Zim heads for the very same parade. Yes, this IS a joke... APRIL FOOLS!

Karma Circle 07: Heard Through the Wall

2007-02-07T12:00:47-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,227, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-7-07
Status: Complete

A near fatal attack by Zim puts Dib in the hospital. He tries to tell everyone who did it... but yet again who do you think will believe him? Crossover with St. Elsewhere... 80s medical drama, granddaddy of ER. Would make ER look like a walk in clinic.

We Don't Sell Dib Stuff

2007-01-31T10:39:53-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

The other night on dA I typed the words, N!ck doesn't sell Dib stuff, one more time and finally saw them differently. I started writing, and the next thing I knew, I had this...

Scratch My Back And

2006-05-22T07:28:38-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 8, Words: 22,070, Reviews: 58 Updated: 5-22-06 Published: 6-3-05
Status: Complete

Dib tries to strike a deal... any kind of deal... with Gaz, but will settle for keeping the earth safe. Finally completed.

Karma Circle 06: The Fingerprint of God

2006-05-18T09:00:15-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Dib & Prof. Membrane
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,342, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-18-06
Status: Complete

Professor Membrane sees convincing proof of the Higher Power that he never believed existed.

Karma Circle 05: A Long Tall Drink of Salt Water

2006-05-14T00:01:59-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-14-06
Status: Complete

In GTOP, it seemed as if Gaz's thirst for revenge would never be satisfied. But what happened after the events of this episode?

The Professor's Lab

2006-05-07T06:22:04-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Dib & Prof. Membrane
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-7-06
Status: Complete

What does Dib and Gaz's father do down there all the time? AU. Very AU.

Retribution

2006-05-02T20:28:53-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,446, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-2-06
Status: Complete

When Gaz finally learns to make the punishment fit the crime without going any farther, there's something else that she figures has to be repaid. Gaz's POV. One shot.

Puppy Love

2006-04-15T06:57:22-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,370, Reviews: 39 Updated: 4-15-06 Published: 1-1-06
Status: Complete

Say, what did happen to the puppy Dib and Gaz used to have? Final chapter up.

A Perfectly Normal Prank

2006-04-13T06:43:35-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,203, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-13-06
Status: Complete

To prove how normal he is, Zim plays a prank on Ms. Bitters... but Dib is watching. Can Dib stop Zim without getting caught himself?

Walls

2006-04-06T08:29:41-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 981, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-6-06
Status: Complete

While trying to figure out what to do in Gaz Taster of Pork, Dib sits in a MacMeaties and is joined by a hungry hobo. Addresses the question of whether Dib. Loves. Her.

Future Dib

2006-03-16T08:00:01-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-16-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. No connection whatsoever to the episode of the same name. How the world of the future looks back at Dib. One Shot. Rated for some controversial content.

Registered Alien

2006-01-15T09:26:05-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,589, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-15-06
Status: Complete

Dib finally finds a government agency that believes in aliens. To those who've been missing Zim, he's in this one!

Memo to Jhonen

2006-01-05T05:53:28-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,463, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-5-06
Status: Complete

One shot glimpse into a boardroom. Rated for safety. I got the idea for it while exchanging a few thoughts with a dA correspondent. CrystalMew, this one's for you!

What Really Happened: Cereal

2006-01-01T08:29:18-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-1-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. What would have happened that time Gaz ate the last of the cereal and Dib called her on it. Finally, at long last, Dib and Gaz as they REALLY are.

Believe REVISED

2005-12-07T08:59:46-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-7-05
Status: Complete

Everybody calls Dib crazy for what he believes, but is what they believe any less insane? Very brief.

Karma Circle 04: Auntie Gravity

2005-11-26T23:53:49-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,353, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

After the wake of Dib and Gaz's mother, a relative on their father's side of the family drops by for a visit. Some violence, but in flashback only. Original character.

Karma Circle 03: Older Brother, Younger Sister

2005-09-09T10:31:28-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,083, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

A tale of justice and retribution, inspired by a folk tale from... yeah, Korea! How'd you know?

Karma Circle 02: The Changeling

2005-07-26T21:58:08-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,639, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-26-05
Status: Complete

Dib becomes convinced that he is actually the offspring of babyswitching trolls, and tries to return to his rightful family.

What Makes the World Go Around?

2005-07-10T05:27:16-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,740, Reviews: 35 Updated: 7-10-05 Published: 6-3-05
Status: Complete

A few selected characters ponder the question of what makes the world go around. DIB! COMPLETE!

Karma Circle 01: Hell on Earth

2005-07-06T17:54:52-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,315, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-6-05
Status: Complete

An angle as badly needed as it is sadly underused. On a broiling hot summer day, genuine justice finally DOES does arrive in a most unexpected form. Not character death exactly, more like character disappearance.

Perpetual Emotion

2005-02-26T21:55:22-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,967, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-26-05 Published: 2-21-05
Status: Complete

Dib and Gaz are at cross purposes. Much Dib and Gaz angst but Zim lightens things up. Warning: Violence and two brief scenes of animal suffering.

Dib's Christmas List

2004-12-23T17:41:32-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,611, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-23-04
Status: Complete

Cooling down after another frustrating incident with Zim, Dib makes up his ideal Christmas wish lists. Checking it twice... references, but nope, no actual violence in this one!

Can You Picture This?

2004-12-23T17:13:15-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,974, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-23-04 Published: 11-19-04
Status: Complete

Something to tide you over until I figure out where to go from here. Dib takes photographs of Zim and shows them to the powers that be. Still less violence again. And... well, a very different kind of ending!

The Day Before the Nightmare

2004-10-29T13:46:49-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,114, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-29-04
Status: Complete

The last day before Zim and Gir arrive. Lotsa Membrane family stuff.

Dib Believes in Ghosts

2004-10-22T05:09:48-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,929, Reviews: 19 Updated: 10-22-04 Published: 8-30-04
Status: Complete

Long before Zim's arrival, Dib finds a book on how to conduct a seance and tries to find someone else who is interested.

Enough to Wake the Dead REPOST

2004-10-16T01:31:18-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,894, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-16-04
Status: Complete

REVISED and REPOSTED! Ms. Membrane dies, leaving two young children, Dib and Gaz. Thank you all for the feedback... it is MUCH appreciated!

And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon

2004-09-22T11:42:45-08:00

Author: Dibsthe1
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,168, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-22-04
Status: Complete

While it may not have seemed so at the time, this was to be the last happy day in the Membrane household. Dib is three Gaz is two. Ms. Membrane’s POV.